[Comprehensive] Lying is to save the world

Just when the corner of Leon's mouth twitched and was about to paste the insane bottle of fake medicine on Loki's face, Loki's insincere apology sounded again.

【Oh, I'm so sorry~ I took the wrong one just now, it shouldn't be hemorrhoid ointment...】.

With the sound of Rocky's voice, the two bottles of medicine that Leon held tightly in his hands also changed, instantly changing from low-speed, vicious and unartistic diao wire products to high-end, foreign-style and high-grade blue bottle potions!

Yes, it is the "three catties, delicious, blue bottle" oral liquid that often appeared in those strange TV commercials!

Leon, who was repeatedly teased by Loki, couldn't take it any longer. Just when he was about to go berserk and throw the two damn bottles of oral liquid on the ground and stomp his feet hard, Loki laughed threateningly: [Leon sauce...you'd better see what is in your hand before you smash it?If you accidentally smash the precious special medicine worth [-] fraud points~ oh oh oh oh. 】.

After being told by Loki, Leon reluctantly withdrew his hand that was raised high in the gesture of smashing, and reluctantly brought the blue bottle of oral liquid to his eyes for a few times.

But just looking at it like this is really amazing, the blue screen oral liquid that looks so fake is covered with a layer of rough white paper, and on the white paper are the words "magic power supplement oral medicine" written crookedly!

Little Leon, who can't play with boars, was stunned by the cool, handsome and domineering blue bottle of oral liquid in his hand... Isn't this the legendary blue medicine that is necessary for the arena in the arena when traveling at home and opening dungeons? !

[Yes!This is the legendary blue potion that can immediately replenish a fixed amount of magic power as long as you drink it!Moreover, the "Magic Supplement Oral Potion" produced in the "Fraud Mall" is a top blue medicine with unique curative effects and all-inclusive effects!It doesn't matter whether you are a magician in Moon World or a mage in Fairy Tail or even a mage of Magic Sword Beauty God!As long as it has something to do with "magic power", you can replenish magic power through "magic power supplement oral potion"! 】.

【Can't believe it?Such a magical blue medicine does not need 9998 or 998, as long as you only need fifty fraud points, you can take it home!Yes, you heard that right, only 50, only 50!Take advantage of the double 11 shopping carnival to buy and get free shipping, dear! 】.

... Leon was already unable to complain about Loki's advertisement that he didn't know which dimension he had traveled to. He was just very interested in such a blue bottle of potion that could replenish magic power instantly.For Leon, who has been suffering from a lack of mana, such a blue potion that can directly replenish mana is simply a magic weapon.

Little Leon, who has no ambition, has already started to fantasize about the scene where he pours blue medicine into his mouth, and at the same time directs his knights to wield the sword of vowed victory to kill all parties and win calmly... Emma think about it, don't be so emotional!

"Give me a pack of blue medicine!" The fake Youdaigong Tuhao Leon waved his little hand and prepared to order a batch of blue medicine to stock up.

But to Leon's surprise, Loki, who has always been unscrupulous, resisted the temptation to make a big sum of money, and was very determined. Yi Wu could not give up and said: [Little Leon is so hungry and thirsty, it is hard for me to do it?Do you think I'm one of those NPC pharmacies in ordinary towns where you come and go as you please? !Even if it is a store, I randomly refresh the mysterious store with limited supply in the wild! 】.

[In short, there are [-] fraud points per bottle of "Magic Power Supplement Oral Potion", two bottles in total, and it is only available for today. 】.

Leon gave Rocky the stingy miser a silent middle finger in his heart, and then he could only lie down and face the reality and bought these two limited edition blue potions.

After hearing a notification sound of 'Ding Dong', the fraud points Leon earned in the world quest of "Heizi's Basketball" were successfully debited by [-] points.At the same time, the two vials of medicine that were as light as a feather and weightless in his hand also instantly became heavy, obviously different from the phantom that showed the meaning before, but really reached Leon's hands.

Leon was almost instantly seduced by the slightly diffused aroma of the "Magic Supplement Oral Potion". Leon, who experienced the extreme lack of magic and longing for magic for the first time, understood what his knights usually faced. torment.

After silently applauding the knight's strong self-control in his heart, little Leon began to waver between the two options of "drink a bottle of blue medicine now" and "save the precious blue medicine"... ...While thinking about whether to have a bottle of blue medicine, Leon's saliva almost fell down, and the two bottles of blue medicine exuded a sweet and greasy fragrance slightly refracted the cold blue light, It seems to be the forbidden fruit that tempted Eve to fall.

Throwing aside the entangled mentality of little Leon who wants to drink blue potion but is reluctant to sell it, let's turn the camera to see how other magicians who participated in the battle think about stopping fights and forming groups to open up wasteland for BOSSCaster... No, it should be Put aside the disputes and unanimously think about the matter of exterminating evil spirits and building a harmonious society.

The first is Kenneth, who has consumed a useless Command Seal and is already hungry for the task rewards provided by Father Kotomine Risei.After learning from the familiar that Caster, who is the first to win a blood, will be rewarded with a command spell, Kenneth immediately asked Lancer to start tracking down Caster's whereabouts, and must focus on distributing bento boxes to the little boy who is lurking among the people. The year's Zhengtai accuses the strange sorghum to find out and punish him on behalf of the moon.

Webb, who is as stupid and cute as Little Leon, had a flash of inspiration and started to use his specialties in science and magic as a good boy. He planned to investigate from the aspect of fairies playing in the water. Is there any unclear turbid liquid from Caster left somewhere... no, it's a mixed product of waste and magic power from Caser's magic workshop.

Matou Kariya, who has been focusing on Tokiomi for 20 years, put aside his hard-working sorceress and ignored him. Anyway, he couldn't find any other thoughts in his mind other than falling in love with Tokiomi Papa...

When the Lancer group and the Rider group were gearing up one after another, preparing to beat up Caster, the strange human flesh, for the society (order) meeting (curse) and (reward) harmony (reward), the other side was in Einzbe Saber and his Master in Lun Castle had quite a dispute.

The girl who called herself Arturia Pendragon slapped the table angrily and roared: "Master, can't you give up these low-level and despicable methods! As the heroic spirit you summoned, I am so untrustworthy, even Don't you even want to give me the chance to confront Caster head-on!"

Facing Saber's angry roar, Emiya Kiritsugu wiped his gun without changing his face, and explained to Irisviel as if the girl's heroic spirit was nothing: "Under the anxiety of the Holy Church, which harbors disasters, other magic The mages will probably start to look for Caster's traces, and now that Caster has been thrown a taunt to stabilize the hatred, it is the best time to gank the other magicians participating in the battle after the fog is opened."

Irisviel stretched out her hand to appease the young heroic spirit who was aggrieved by Emiya Kiritsugu's ignorance, and now the tense situation between Emiya Kiritsugu and Saber made her very uncomfortable. The Shura field between Lao Gong is simply embarrassing...

The beautiful white-haired lady covered her face sadly and haggardly and said: "Kiritsugu... Even if Saber's hands are unable to be healed due to Lancer's popsicle sneak attack, it will not be reduced to relying on you, the Master, to go online and gank in person The Tosaka Mansion and the Matou Old Mansion are full of real eyes and precious stones, even if you go around after clearing the fog, it’s still a gift..."

Saber and Emiya Kiritsugu: ...Which side are you on? One black and two high-end blacks!

Emiya Kiritsugu maintained a cute cat ear hairstyle and said expressionlessly: "...we still have Joan of Arc here, and Caster, who has focused on controlling Saber for 100 years and has not wavered, will definitely come to the door, and other tracking The magicians who are watching Caster will also come to their door by themselves, there is no need for me to sneak into the territory of other magicians to sneak attack... I just need to squat in the small forest with fog, and then kill those magicians who come to look for Caster. gone."

Saber roared angrily: "Let's stop if it suits you, Master, I'm the Heroic Spirit you summoned with the Avalon scabbard!"

Irisviel rested her chin helplessly and said: "Even if we have the advantage of Saber as a target, we don't have to fight to the death with other magicians, right? Even if the hands are disabled, Saber will still be average in all attributes (including the cup) The strongest Heroic Spirit with the value of A, if you just wipe out Caster, it’s still a big man with big tits. What’s more, Saber’s real body happens to be Caster’s goddess Joan of Arc, so maybe he can easily kill him with a single sword while Caster is kneeling down to worship the goddess Woolen cloth……"

Saber wanted to cry but said without tears: "Irisviel...I'm really not Joan of Arc..."

Emiya Kiritsugu thought for a while before rejecting Irisviel's suggestion, and retorted: "I still don't know what Tosaka Tokiomi and the Church of the Holy Church are colluding with to plan, but just follow their drawing They will definitely fall into their trap if they take the path of attacking Caster. In addition, Lancer will not be able to get rid of Saber's hand damage for a day. Even with the status bonus of Joan of Arc, he may not be able to wipe out Caster alone. Just to be on the safe side It's better not to let her give away the head."

Saber knelt down in frustration and said, "My name is not Joan of Arc, and I don't want to live another 500 years..."

In the end, Irisviel failed to persuade the stubborn Emiya Kiritsugu, and could only watch helplessly as he began to prepare guns.

The subsequent development was also expected by Emiya Kiritsugu. Caster, who was obsessed with the Holy Virgin Joan of Arc, took his tentacle boys into the grove between the castles.Irisviel, who couldn't stand the hide-and-seek play with the cute boys, went against Kiritsugu's will, and decisively sent Saber to fight.

As for Irisviel, the pseudo-Master's order, Saber actually acted more seriously than Emiya Kiritsugu's order and immediately agreed, and then disappeared and floated out to face Caster.

Emiya Kiritsugu just sighed silently at this, and then began to prepare to meet the enemy in Einzbern Castle.

The army of tentacles brought by Caster this time is obviously the natural enemy to restrain the girl heroic spirits. The A+-level Noble Phantasm that Caster possesses, which can multiply tentacle monsters indefinitely, is still too heaven-defying. After getting off Saber, I slowly exhausted my physical strength...

Just when this holy touch girl drama was about to end with Saber's defeat, there was a loud bang in the sky, Lucky E appeared on the stage!

No matter how violently Caster scratched his hair and yelled, "Why did the Lancer branch line appear at the critical moment when my tentacles line was about to be cleared", it still couldn't change the fact that Lancer has successfully brushed up the favorability of the foolish king with two brushes. The fact... ←＿← Caster, who was roaring to talk about life with Urobuchi Gen, the warrior of love, was finally repulsed by two stupid knights... Ah, it shouldn't be two upright knights working together to repel him. After the red rose pierced through the textbook of Luoyan City, the endless army of tentacle monsters also disappeared without a trace.

In the end, Caster, who had nowhere to go, managed to escape from the sky only by relying on the method of disintegrating the celestial demon and exploding himself into a large cloud of red blood mist...

The battle between the heroic spirits and the evil spirits ended with the victory of the righteous side, but there was an unexpected result in the battle between magicians and magicians.

Just as Emiya Kiritsugu expected, after sending Lancer here to pursue Caster, Kenneth Meloin Archibald, who is the master of magicians, also officially came to the door to ask for a duel between magicians' .And Emiya Kiritsugu's response to this was to use the magic dress "Origin Bullet" in his hand, which can be called a magician killer, to give Kenneth, who considers himself an orthodox core player, a vivid little lesson about not dying if he doesn't die .

When Leon, who was far away from the castle, got the news, the battle between Kenneth and Emiya Kiritsugu had ended with Kenneth's retreat.

Leon here is still hesitating who to form an alliance with, but Kenneth has already had to withdraw from the Holy Grail War because he was hit by the origin bullet and lost his martial arts. He even entrusted himself with the Command Seal to control Lancer. Fiancee Sonia kept it.How could Sonia, who was just a third-rate magician and would become a nympho at every turn, win against those old and cunning magicians?With my knees, I also know that the Lancer group is unlikely to win to the end.

Emiya Kiritsugu's ruthless methods and deep-seated city government made the little white rabbit feel terrified and uneasy, even if Einzbern's conditions were good, Leon did not dare to continue to hope to form an alliance with the Saber team.After much deliberation, Leon still only sighed and made up his mind - Weber was chosen as the 'ally' object to perform the main task.

In the past few days, under the attentive service of a certain golden-haired knight wagging his tail, Leon has almost recovered, but out of the bad intention of continuing to toss the knight and watch him busy, Leon still continues to lazily Don't get out of bed.It's a pity that such a happy life of stretching out clothes and eating food can no longer continue. Now that the decision to form an alliance with the Rider team has been made, Leon still hopes to implement it as soon as possible.

While instructing the Shesta sisters to investigate the location of Weber and Rider, Leon called in the knight whose tail was wagging more and more happily, and explained all his thoughts to him carefully and frankly. And asked what the knight meant.

Originally, in the consideration of the knights themselves, the Rider group was the most suitable for alliance. Among the old fritters participating in the Holy Grail War, only Weber was as natural and harmless as Leon, except for the Rider group. In addition, the knight is really worried about letting his stupid Master form an alliance with other magicians, and he is afraid that Leon will be sold by someone and foolishly give money to others.

After learning of Leon's thoughts, a certain knight, who was more and more inclined to move closer to the loyal dog, naturally agreed with both hands and feet.However, the Cavaliers were still slightly worried about Leon's immediate preparation to leave to find Weber to discuss the alliance.

"Master, is your body really okay? Wasn't it still too weak to get out of bed before?"

Leon waved his hands guiltily, coughed pretending to be calm, and said: "Well...that was all yesterday, after waking up today, I feel very healthy and delicious, even if I want to Going out and running 800 meters is no problem!"

The knight stared at Leon, whose face turned red when he lied, with enigmatic and complicated eyes, and then turned his mouth in a dangerous arc, "It seems that Master's recovery is really good now. , I can rest assured."

Just when Leon breathed a sigh of relief and thought he could get away with it, the knight suddenly changed the topic: "However, you seemed to tell me that your hands were weak when you were having lunch before, and you asked me to feed you, huh? "

The blush on Leon's face was getting hotter and hotter, but the duck's mouth was still holding on, "...that's because I accidentally pressed my hands sorely when I was sleeping last night."

"Oh↗? That's it." The knight suddenly showed a black-bellied smile that made the little white rabbit terrified, "Then it means that the Master with a healthy body will be fine except for his numb arms, right? ? The homework we owed so many days before should be remedial~"

Leon, who dug his own grave, widened his eyes, "This is not..."

The knight didn't care about what Leon wanted to argue, he directly proved with actions what is called truth is within the range of the cannon, and he joined in and suppressed all Leon's protests and dissatisfaction with pure magic replenishment.

"Um...uh..."