[Comprehensive] Lying is to save the world

After sweeping away Caster's bloody magic workshop and repelling the secretly attacking girl Assassin, Weber and the cavalry spirit Rider returned to their temporary base in Fuyuki City in a bull chariot.

Well, it's a base, but it's actually just that Weber used hint magic to make a local elderly couple mistake him for his grandson who returned from abroad, and then lived in their home to eat and drink.

After seeing Weber walk into the room with a gloomy face, the old lady who is the hostess of the house squeezed a smile on her wrinkled face and said, "Weber sauce, your friend is here. Now It is waiting for you in your house, hurry back to the house to entertain guests."

"What kind of friends and guests? I don't have any friends in Fuyuki City..." Halfway through the conversation, Weber himself suddenly sensed that something was wrong. He came to Fuyuki City to participate in the Holy Grail War under his name. Why did he suddenly claim to be him? A friend's guy came to your door? !

After a tacit exchange of glances with the Conqueror King Iskandar, all the laxity and relaxation that Weber had just entered the door disappeared, and he turned to look at the stairway nervously on guard, as if the person upstairs now was not a visiting friend. The guest' is like a beast who is peeping at the side and is ready to choose someone to eat.

After dismissing the old lady's greeting absently, Weber, accompanied by Rider, carefully went upstairs and opened the door of the room he was already very familiar with after living in it for many days.

...Facts have proved that the vigilance of Weber and Rider is completely unfounded.

In this room that was strictly guarded by Weber and Rider, there were neither weird magical barriers nor extremely vicious modified beasts, nor even the most basic lethal traps. The only people staying in this seat were Just two unscrupulous fellows with mouthfuls of grease eating grilled octopus...

The moment he opened the door, Weber sniffed involuntarily, seduced by the seductive aroma that permeated the room, and then stared at the two people in the room who didn't treat themselves as guests at all. The happy intruder was dumbfounded.

Who could tell him why the hostile Master and Servant, who were supposed to be on guard against each other, would sit in his room in a disfigured manner, eating and drinking in a very disfigured manner? !

The sound of the door opening from outside also alarmed the two people in the house. Leon turned his head in a daze and saw that it was the magician Weber and his cavalry spirits who came in. He hurriedly put down the grilled octopus in his hand. , and then swallowed all the grilled octopus meat stuffed in his mouth into his stomach, and began to greet Weber inarticulately while wiping his shiny mouth with a delicate and expensive fluffy scarf.

"Hey, you're fat. I've been waiting for you here for a long time. This time, Sangmen wants to talk to you about Jiemeng..."

While Leon was struggling with the grilled octopus stuffed in his mouth, trying to express his intention clearly, the knight who was still stuffing the octopus meat in his mouth now spoke with an even more horribly vague voice. : "It's so cute, it's disturbing your life, it's better to talk about habigao after making everything go down..."

Mysteryの天之音 translation: (Master, I think it’s better for you to wait until you’ve eaten everything.)

Leon turned his head and stared at the knight fiercely with eyes that hated iron and steel, and began to wonder why he brought this shameless foodie who couldn't walk when he saw takoyaki. He was simply noble and cold The image of foreign style and high-grade has been completely ruined!If he had known that the knight was a hopeless fan of octopus cooking, he should have brought along the Sister Siesta soldiers who are obviously more attractive...

↑Consciously cool, handsome, domineering, and aggressive, a certain little white rabbit has selectively forgotten the fact that he was eating takoyaki shamelessly with the knight just now...

After swallowing all the delicious takoyaki in his mouth, Leon restrained his desire to turn around and pick up another bunch of takoyaki from the plate, while trying his best to show a serious expression and said to Weber: "Rider's Hello, Master, this visit is because..."

Wei Bo held his forehead and couldn't bear to look directly at his expression and said, "Is it because the takoyaki here is so delicious? So you and your heroic spirits can't help drooling and come here to eat? And talk Can you wipe off that little octopus leg that was hanging around your mouth before... You had a serious expression as if you were going to give a speech at the People's Congress of China, but you ended up with something like an octopus leg hanging from the corner of your mouth, it's too out of harmony All right!"

After being told by Weber, Leon belatedly realized that all his face was lost before he knew it, and hurriedly wiped off the evidence of stealing that remained at the corner of his mouth at a loss.

But even if the criminal evidence is wiped out, it still can't change the fact that Weber and Rider have seen the embarrassing appearance just now. The helplessness and embarrassment made Leon's fair face instantly turn into a steaming red apple, full of thoughts All that was left was the thought of "I'm lying in a big hole, this is completely different from the script, how cheating is it?".

The belly draft that had already been written before was completely forgotten because of Leon's classic frustrated posture, and the master was about to lose ground and was hit by Weber's words. After losing all combat power, a certain knight who had no morals and no self-control after touching takoyaki finally began to think hard——

Should I immediately put down the delicious takoyaki to help the Master, or should I finish the takoyaki first and then go?

Is Leon's face or takoyaki important?What a serious question!

Just when the knight was hesitating and unable to make a decision because of this ancient and shocking problem, Weber on the other side, who was startled by Leon's sudden 'OTZ' pose, scratched his face and jumped from the bedside table. He took out a pack of tissue paper and handed it to Leon, who was full of lasagna noodles, and said in a low voice, "Wait?"

"Hey, thank you, you are such a good person," Leon took the paper from Weber with the lasagna hanging on it, took out two sheets, wiped the lasagna all over his face, and said in a low voice, sniffling, "Oh, where were we talking just now?"

Weber complained blankly: "What we said just now should be discussing the octopus feet that you didn't wipe clean at the corner of your mouth."

"Oh! Please don't stop complaining about this dark history, the readers will take the blame and say that you are cheating money!" Leon immediately turned into a full-faced look and ran over to hug Weber's thigh, " I came to you tonight because I have a very important personal matter that I want to discuss with you. In fact, the first time I saw you, I decided that I still wanted you to be mine..."

The golden-haired knight who pricked up his ears accidentally heard that his Master was preparing to climb the wall was taken aback, quickly dropped the takoyaki in his hand, switched to a combat weapon, and rushed to Weber at the speed of the wind, grabbing Weber's thigh tightly. A certain white-haired magician 'teared' off Weber's thigh.

While covering Leon's mouth that kept saying 'hmm', the knight said to Weber and Rider in a dignified manner: "My Master's brain is not normal when he is full, so please explain everything he said just now. Treat it as an auditory hallucination, courtship and climb the wall to confirm at a glance why the cliff is not real!"

Weber rolled his dead fish eyes with a helpless expression of wanting to complain but couldn't find the point, while the red-haired and red-eyed bold man conqueror Iskandar first expressed his high affirmation of the knight's ability to change his outfit and image with one click. Then he held his chin and pondered for a moment as if embarrassed, before saying, "Pendragon, the king of Britain, actually there is a sentence that I don't know whether I should say it or not."

The knight replied sternly: "It doesn't matter what the King Conqueror has to say."

Rider gave an "Oh" as an answer, then glanced at the knight with a subtle expression of "you asked for your own death", and said: "Actually, you also have an octopus leg hanging from the corner of your mouth, which is the same as the one you knelt on the ground just now. Using the full face of the inner cow to show that his tear glands are extremely developed, far away from the white-haired boy of ordinary people... Haha, are they really Master and Servant? The synchronization rate is really high!"

The knight who silently wiped away the evidence of stealing from the corner of his mouth at the speed of the wind: ...

Thanks to the praise, your complaints are as powerful as that little magician over there!

……

After a long period of tossing around, Leon and the knight, who finally became serious, took turns to give a brief explanation of the reason for coming to seek an alliance.

It was also thanks to these wild farces before that the discussion atmosphere among the four had become very relaxed and harmonious without realizing it, and it was completely impossible to see that Weber and Rider had been so tense before they started. look.

Rider rubbed his red stubble with a wide palm, and concluded: "That is to say, you think that my Master and I are the most trustworthy group in this Holy Grail War, so you want to seek an alliance and conspiracy The Holy Grail? And the point is that after you came here and didn’t see us, you started cheating on eating and drinking without integrity, and then you were caught straight. "

Leon, whose black history was brought up again, covered his face in despair, and the knight silently pulled the shy Master behind him to block him, and then replied without changing his face: "The following points can be omitted...in fact Our visit this time is indeed to seek an alliance."

Regarding the knight's frank confession, Weber originally wanted to refute by muttering something like 'weasels are uneasy and kind to give chickens New Year's greetings', but Rider interrupted him with a bold laugh: "Alliance ? This is a good thing, we agreed!"

After Rider skipped the negotiation on his own initiative and directly agreed to the alliance request, the equally desperate Webb turned his head and yelled 'baga baga' while punching Rider hard, but was flicked lightly by Rider with his finger His forehead was slapped and he flew to the bed to hug the pillow and his face was full of cows.

Rider looked at Leon who was squatting behind the knight and planting mushrooms in circles with great interest, and sighed, "Your little magician is so interesting."

The knight glanced at Weber who was rolling on the bed hugging the pillow with sad eyes, and then silently complained in his heart that your family is obviously the same...

The author has something to say: continue to read the short story after Kiritsugu Papa summoned the old sword Jin Shining: In my treasure house, there are naturally top-quality wine and delicacies!

Old Sword: ? ? ? ! ! ! (eyes light up)

Jin Shining: ...What's wrong with this guy? (Doubtful, is it interesting to me?)

Old Sword: ... (I must conquer you!)

Old Sword: The name is not worthy of the name, King of Heroes, this is not enough!

Jin Shining: Damn, I ate all the seafood in Wang Caili by myself, especially takoyaki...

Old Sword: Well, it's almost the last question

Gold glitter:?

Old Sword: Wang, are you disturbing the foundation?

King of Conquerors: ...Hey, morality fell to the ground...

Jin Shining: Now that we're talking about disturbing the foundation...put down your sword and be my king's wife!

Old Sword: Nonsense!It is you who put down the sword!Be the king's wife!

Jin Yingxiong: I can let you be the second wife after Enkidu!

Old Sword: I can make you the third wife after Guinevere and Lancelot!

Conqueror: You two... show off the harem, don't you?King's Army!

... (white light flashes)

King Conqueror: Put down your swords, this king can consider letting you build rooms 20001 and 20002.

Glittering Gold/Old Sword:  …