Love and Hate of an Onmyoji

Just kidding, of course I can't take my pants off.Because it is below the neck, if you really take it off, you will be locked up in Jinjiang.

But this does not prevent me from telling him with my eyes: "I am a man! Straight! Don't beat me!"

I don't know if there is something wrong with my eyes, or something wrong with his receiving system. After I stared at him, Xiao Yuan actually took a step forward and put his hands on my shoulders.

He was originally one or two centimeters taller than me, but when he came over so suddenly, I was pressed against the bookcase by him without any resistance.

I wipe, wall dong?

Which beast actually wrote the script of my life, I really want to talk to her!

However, to my surprise, Xiao Yuan didn't come any closer.He pressed his hands on my shoulders, his eyes were extremely earnest, and there seemed to be thousands of stars shining in his eyes:

"Do me a favor, brother."

I:"……"

Dare to feel that this is the posture of a begging person?

You look neither sissy nor coquettish, can you stop being so naturally gay?

Scared the old man.

I cleared my throat: "How can I help? I don't want to change my gender."

Xiao Yuan said: "There is no need to change gender. Just play my girlfriend."

Brother, do you really think I don't need to change my gender to play your girlfriend?

There happened to be a full-length mirror against the wall in his bedroom. I looked at myself silently in front of the mirror. No matter how handsome I looked, I had nothing to do with being male or female.

There must be something wrong with Xiao Yuan's eyes.

I really want to give him a jio, with a bonus sentence "Climb for me!"

Xiao Yuan explained at this time: "I made an agreement with another Xiao Yuan, whoever can win the No.1 in the Suhe Xiao Clan Competition will be the future patriarch."

Xiao Yuan is the person who is his half-brother, who is the biggest obstacle for him to return to the family.I nodded, still puzzled: "What does this have to do with my girlfriend?"

"That contest requires participation as a couple."

There are so many slots, I said: "...your family is really at the forefront of urging marriage."

Xiao Yuan also seemed a little helpless: "So I have no choice but to..."

"Hmm..." I nodded understandingly, and then became vigilant, "However, you can find a girl from our school to help you, right?"

With Xiao Yuan's appearance, not to mention looking for a fake girlfriend, even if he is looking for a fake boyfriend, a large group of people will flock to the school.

"Onmyoji competition, of course both parties are required to be Onmyoji." Xiao Yuan said.

Understood.

In other words, Xiao Yuan had to find a female companion (hang).

In this era where the Onmyoji male to female ratio is 10:1, this requirement seems a bit harsh.

I said: "Your family stipulates that couples must participate in order to ensure that there will be successors, right?"

Xiao Yuan: "Yes."

"Then have you ever thought about what's wrong with bringing a man back?"

I can't even give him a baby every day I die!

Wait a minute, director, please delete the words in your heart just now, I was thinking too much inadvertently.

"It doesn't matter, we can take advantage of loopholes." Xiao Yuan shrugged indifferently, "The rules and regulations of the contest have been passed down from generation to generation, and they have been nailed down long ago and cannot be revised. It says that 'couples' must participate."

Xiao Yuan deliberately emphasized the word "couple", I understand.

In this era when lilies are everywhere and gay friends are as numerous as dogs, the meaning of a couple has long been greatly expanded.

Xiao Yuan can take a cute girlfriend, or take me who is not cute or not.

I breathed a sigh of relief: "Then don't say you want me to be your girlfriend at the beginning."

It made me almost think that my dick was going to die.

"Hey, I thought it would be easier for you to understand."

"It's not convenient, it's not convenient at all!" I akimbo angrily.

"So you agreed?"

He suddenly moved a little closer, and the breath he exhaled lingered on the tip of my nose.

Immediately, I didn't dare to put my hands on my hips anymore, I slowly lowered my hands, and found that Xiao Yuan's eyes were really beautiful.

The shape of his eyes is narrower and longer than that of ordinary people, and the tails of his eyes are slightly raised. When he doesn't smile, he looks a bit ruffian, but his eyes are gentle and harmless. When he looks at me like this, it almost makes me unable to breathe.

There was a cramping sensation in my stomach. According to the movie, that's what it's like to love someone.Thinking of this, I was startled, thinking badly, did I fall in love with Xiao Yuan?I can't be so gay? ?

But despite my mouth saying no, my body was honest.There was a cramping pain in my stomach, and I couldn't resist it. I clutched it in pain and slid down the bookcase.

Xiao Yuan came to help me eagerly: "What's wrong?"

"It's okay..." I squatted for a long time, and said quietly, "I'm hungry."

Xiao Yuan: "..."

"It's the first time I've seen people fainting to the ground so exaggerated when they're hungry."

I really didn't have the energy to argue with him, so I hummed and said, "That's why you haven't been hungry for so long. I haven't eaten since noon."

Xiao Yuan helped me up and asked, "Why don't you eat?"

I said, "I went to bed late in the morning, and I was afraid that I would not be able to make it to the time agreed with them, so I ran away without eating."

As a result, none of the bastards came.No, there are still two people here - one is a pig teammate and the other is an undercover agent.

...It would be better not to come.

"You are very loyal." Xiao Yuan said suddenly.

"Actually, it's not..." I couldn't help but humbly say, "It's you who grabbed my boss first, I'm just angry because I want to fight you."

Finished!

God, old swan, what did I just say!

Accidentally blurted out!

Tell you to be humble, tell you to be humble!

I scolded him in front of Xiao Yuan, isn't this looking for a beating?

Sure enough, he paused.

I cover my mouth in horror, trying to b-box what I just said.

He raised his hand slowly, I imagined that he was going to slap me, and I shrank my neck instantly.Unexpectedly, he raised his hand heavily, lowered it lightly, and finally brushed across my forehead lightly.

"Your bangs are messed up." He said, "I didn't want to snatch your boss that day, but I thought you couldn't beat it."

Although he was regarded as a rookie in his eyes, I was not upset.

I don't know if it was the beautiful night or the silence in the room, but at that moment, I thought he was so gentle.

This time, the stomach pain is gone, but the mood is hard to calm down.

The author has something to say: I am the one who promised to change the fate, but I just started to change the day