Love and Hate of an Onmyoji

I think, if I live in a cartoon, my facial effect should be that two eyes pop out of the eye sockets, the mouth is opened in an "O" shape, and my hands are holding my face and shouting.

It's a pity that I live under the pen of an author who lacks writing skills, and she only describes me with the words "extremely shocked".

I was so shocked, I stood there blankly, and confirmed with him: "Xiao Yuan?"

He nodded without hesitation: "I am."

I still can't believe it.

The tour master who snatched my boss is the same person who accompanied me to fight the landlord and gave me Happy Beans.

This kind of sudden connection between two and three dimensions, and the sudden appearance (not) of rival netizens, why is it so confusing?

Surprised, I opened my mouth and asked the question I was most concerned about: "Are you gay?"

Xiao Yuan: "...No."

I breathed a sigh of relief, no, no, no, no—why didn't you bring me to your house!

I stared at him suspiciously.

After Xiao Yuan took off the mask, he also took off the silver robe.It was only then that I saw that he was wearing a black sweater under his silver robe and jeans with a few small holes. In short, he was dressed in a trendy and cool outfit. With his handsome face, his aura was perfect. Novel male number one.

Damn, can't watch anymore.Look at me, a straight man, is going to have a nosebleed.

At this time, the male number one in the novel turned around: "Would you like to see my room?"

I followed him into his bedroom.I really found this plot to be very strange.

Because the author is too lazy to describe Xiao Yuan's bedroom, all I see is a big bookcase that reaches the sky.What is placed on the bookcase is not books, but a row of certificates and trophies.

That is probably the glory that an onmyoji dreamed of and a lifetime of.

"Can I touch your trophy?" I pointed at the one closest to me, my eyes sparkling.

Xiao Yuan's expression was a bit strange, he coughed lightly: "...Please go ahead."

So with a pious heart, I held his trophy in both hands.The name and time of the award are engraved on the base of the trophy, which is an international award.

Looking around, this side of the bookcase, the weight of the awards are all heavy.

I sort of understand why he took me to see his bedroom.

According to the novel routines I have read in the past, people like him who came from a famous family but grew up outside will always be questioned in various ways before returning to the family to take power.Everyone will think, how can a wild boy who grew up outside and has not been trained in the family shoulder the heavy responsibility of a family?How can you be qualified to lead everyone to a well-off life?

There are undoubtedly various awards that can prove the strength of an onmyoji.

I can already imagine that from the moment Xiao Yuan swore to take power over the Xiao family, he has made unremitting efforts, won prizes frequently, and walked further and further on the road of self-proof.He showed me this wall, and every award tells about his hardships and hardships.

I looked at the man in front of me, and gradually felt distressed.

Unexpectedly, he supported the bookcase with one hand, looked down at me and said:

"I take these awards just like playing games, see? You can't beat me."

My day!So you mean it!

Waste my feelings!

I thought of the chicken soup jokes about the master and the young woman on the Internet, and I felt very empathetic for the sense of sight that the chicken and the duck talked about.

Wait, what did he mean when he said "you can't beat me"...?

My eyes widened: "Did you know that I also participated in the seafood competition?"

"Yeah," he shook his phone, "is it difficult to get a small account to join your group?"

I:"……"

It seems that it is not difficult.Damn wechat plus group doesn't even need an identity verification.

My day, careless.

"So you kidnapped me because you want to...?" Show off your sense of superiority?

"I want you to be my girlfriend." He said very seriously.

I:"???"

You're fucking...too much,

Do you want me to take off my pants now and show you?

The author has something to say: Author: OK! (excited!