Is it the wrong way for me to cross?

"Originally, the world was like a big egg, round and round. There was an uncle named Pan Gu, who broke out of the big egg..."

"Father, so Uncle Pangu is a big dick?"

Dad was embarrassed: "Uh...you can say that." It just sounds so strange.

"And then, what happened to the big dick?"

"Then he saw it was dark everywhere, stuffy and hot..."

The child was very excited: "I know, I know! Last time you wanted to spank my ass, I hid in the closet. It was really dark and hot, and then I heard you and Daddy were fighting. You still told me not to. "

Dad was nervous: "What?! What did you see?"

"No, Daddy winked at me, and he covered me. I slipped out."

Dad gritted his teeth, that bastard!

"Anyway, later this Uncle Pangu conjured up an ax and split the big egg. Half of the egg turned into the sky, and the other half turned into the earth. He was afraid that the big egg would close again, so he supported the sky and the earth with his body. Later, he was too tired and died of overwork. After his death, his left eye became the sun, his right eye became the moon, his head and limbs became the senior three, and his blood became the lake..."

"Dad, I'm going to tell Dad, you tell me scary stories."

"Damn boy! Daddy is telling you how the world came to be. It's a fairy tale."

"Daddy lied! Daddy clearly said that the world was formed because of the Big Bang!"

That bastard tried to tear me down. Although he complained in his heart, Dad still said "kindly": "This, yes, God! It's not true."

"That's lying to children..." Seeing that his father changed his face, he immediately changed the subject: "Then did father come first with the egg or the chicken? How did people come about?"

Dad threw the little kid out of the room: "Go ask your daddy!"

So, which came first, the egg or the chicken?How did people come here?Is it really a monkey?This is really an eternal problem that tests every parent.

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Because Ke Yan's time-traveling skills haven't been perfected yet, a peerless beauty fell into the mud.Seriously damaged the image of his handsome man.

Bu Xianting and Li Xuanba are skilled craftsmen, and they landed steadily.

"Are you okay?" Bu Xianting hurriedly helped Ke Yan up.

"What's the matter? It was just a slight fall. This young master is not a delicate girl." He said, a tube of nosebleeds flowed from his nostrils.

"..." Bu Xianting handed him a tissue without saying a word.

Fuck!This is the place of Shenma, and there are bare mountains everywhere.There are birds in the sky... wait!That bird looks familiar, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a pterosaur.Isn't this something that protects the divine beast?No way?Could it be that they didn't wear it successfully and stayed in Cuba? !No way?The time machine is convulsing again?Too bad!He has abducted the princess now, if he is caught, he will not be executed by the perverted king? !

But the next moment he felt relieved, this is definitely not Cuba.Because there are actually ten suns in the sky... Could it be that he really traveled to another world this time?It was so hot, no wonder there was no grass growing on the ground, and there were bare mountains everywhere.

Nima!Can you get any more tricky?Can they survive in such a place?He tried desperately to start the time machine, but it didn't respond again.

I fell!Too bad!

what to do?It looks like there is no water in this place, how can they live?I don't know when the time machine will start.Ke Yan's space rucksack and Pisces jade pendant were confiscated by Tian Wu, so he can't be counted on.He checked his backpack.Inside were Li Xuanba's favorite snacks, and he even took some "souvenirs" from the Cuban palace.What can I do without water?

"I think it's better to take a walk ahead first, maybe there will be an oasis in front of it. However, what kind of place is this? It can't be ancient?" Ke Dashao was spoiled and couldn't stand the heat. He fanned the wind with his hands while He put his hands in front of his eyebrows and built a pergola to look into the distance.

Ancient?It's also possible, with the piss of this stupid time machine, they must have traveled to an earlier period than Cuba.Isn't it said that there were ten suns in ancient times?The unlucky Hou Yi shot nine shots, and his wife ran away from home.

But this desert stretches as far as the eye can see, and the ten suns in the sky are so venomous, it is estimated that they will be turned into salted fish before they get out of this barren area.

"Ouch!" Something pecked the back of Bu Xianting's head, and when he looked back, he saw a sturdy eagle-headed bird with colorful feathers staring at him with three white eyes.

"Xuanba? When did you change back?"

Li Xuanba didn't say a word, because as a big bird, he couldn't speak.He picked up Bu Xianting's collar, and with a flick of his head, he accurately threw Bu Xianting onto his broad back.Bu Xianting felt as if he had fallen into a big, warm bed full of down.

Seeing that Li Xuanba flapped his wings and seemed to be about to take off, he hurriedly grabbed the hair on the top of the bird's head and shouted: "Hey, hey, Ke Yan hasn't come up yet!"

Big Bird rolled his eyes, obviously not happy.Can anyone get on the back of the majestic Dapeng Garuda?Bu Xianting is his lover, but he can barely bear it.Why is that sissy guy riding on his back? !

Bu Xianting had no choice but to resort to a trick.Learn from Zhiling's sister: "My dear, you are the best. I know you are a warm-hearted person." After finishing speaking, he still blew in his ear ambiguously.Don't ask him how he figured out where a bird's ears are, anyway, he just blew that little puff, and Li Xuanba almost turned over in the air.In the end, he landed on the ground with a face of reluctance and awe-inspiring righteousness.Turn the noble head aside.

Bu Xianting immediately greeted Ke Yan: "A Yan, come up quickly. It's a flying chicken!"

Who is the chicken? !The only one is the Dapeng Garuda, damn it!Bullying Gu can't speak now?

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Flying chicken... Uh, no, the Dapeng Garuda flew in the sky for about half an hour, and Bu Xianting and Keyan were almost scorched under ten scorching suns.Bu Xianting was fine, Li Xuanba occasionally raised his tail to cover him from the sun.Young Master Ke is such a delicate flower, but it has already dried up in the sun.

Occasionally, a few pterosaurs flew in the air.Bu Xianting began to doubt again, is this place really ancient?Pterosaurs appeared in the late Triassic and became extinct at the end of the Cretaceous.Perhaps they traveled between the Triassic and the Cretaceous?Could it be that in the Mesozoic Era more than 1 million years ago, there were actually ten suns in the sky at that time?Fuck!This is simply a great discovery in the archaeological world!He quickly took out the stereo camera to shoot.

"Can't you be bold and innovative?" Gan Huake severely criticized Bu Xianting's conservative academic attitude: "Perhaps the legendary ancient times are actually periods like the Paleozoic and Mesozoic."

This idea is quite novel: "However, there are no dinosaurs in any myths and legends?"

"There is a monster called Dang Hu in Shan Hai Jing. I think its image is very similar to pterosaurs. And most of the dragons in western mythology are similar to dinosaurs. Didn't the professor also say that the myths are completely fabricated by the ancients? , some people and things that really existed, but the ancients made them myths. For example, Yandi and Huangdi, we all know that they are clan leaders, but after the deification of later generations, they became gods with a bull head and a human body. The Yellow Emperor is okay A little bit, at least as a person.”

After Ke Yan said this, Bu Xianting also felt that it was possible: "Hey, you are eloquent now. Why didn't you see you so quick and quick when writing the thesis?" Every time I find him, the gunman, to do the job.

Master Ke took it for granted, and said concisely: "Lazy."

The two were chatting when suddenly a bird flew in the distance.Bu Xianting saw it clearly this time, it was definitely not a pterosaur.Because the bird has colorful feathers and is surrounded by flames.It is clear.It's coming for them.

The "Firebird" stopped when it was only about ten meters away from them.If it got any closer, the three of them would probably be cooked.

The bird flew around them, and suddenly spoke to Li Xuanba: "Hey handsome guy, he looks good,"

The voice was indistinguishable, it sounded like a little Lolita, but also like a little Zhengtai whose voice had not changed.Bu Xianting was shocked, the bird can still talk? !Another glance at Li Xuanba, why are you so worthless?

Li Xuanba turned his head and didn't even bother to talk to him.Bu Xianting, on the other hand, felt as if such a young child had already learned how to flirt with handsome guys?

"This little girl..."

"Little sister?!" The bird's voice suddenly increased.

Did he guess wrong?

"This eldest sister?"

"You are the eldest sister! I am a pure man!" The strange bird spit out a string of flames from its mouth.

Bu Xianting and Keyan were shocked by the thunder.The ancient birds also know pure men?

"Firebird" gave them a blank look: "I've seen hairless monsters like you, a little girl came here before."

When Bu Xianting heard this, he immediately lifted his spirits: "Does that little girl have short hair... that is, the hair on her head is very short, and there are two black circles between her eyes?"

"Firebird" said disdainfully: "Cut! Don't take me for a country bird. What black circle? Black-rimmed glasses, I know. It seems to be what you said. Why, do you still know each other?"

"Maybe we really know each other." If I guessed correctly, that little girl is probably Senior Sister Shi.That's great, she's safe and sound, and got here earlier than them.But where is senior sister now?

"Then where is she?"

That "Fire Bird" gave him a sideways glance: "I was about to ask you, don't you know each other? Take me to find her! She stole my egg!"

This sentence is horrifying.Ke Yan subconsciously glanced at its lower body: "Aren't you a pure man? How could you lay eggs?"

"Firebird" raised its head arrogantly: "Who told you guys that you can't lay eggs? It's rare and strange."

A gust of hurricane blew past, billowing yellow sand on the desert.When the wind came to their side, it suddenly stopped, turning into a nothingness, almost transparent figure in the air.It said to the "Firebird", "Have you found the child?"

When the "Firebird" saw the transparent person, he immediately became angry: "You have the nerve to say it! If it weren't for you, how could I have a baby?! You still haven't told me that those two round things are My eggs, made me give those two eggs away!"