Is it the wrong way for me to cross?

The transparent person was scolded to the point of disgrace, and at first glance he was afraid of guilt: "It's my fault, honey, don't be angry. Well... I've looked all over the place for a hundred miles, but I didn't find that little girl or our child. "

So these two people, oh no, the two monsters are a couple?The pure man and the transparent man who is obviously male gave birth to a child... Well, the difficult problem of boys and girls seems to have been overcome in ancient times.Attack hi attack hi.

"Fire Bird" turned to Bu Xianting and the others and said, "Don't you guys know that little girl? Take us to find her."

"This big sister... big brother, I know her, but we haven't seen each other for a long time. I'm also looking for her." Bu Xianting said with a sad face: "By the way, what is this place?"

"Here? The Mountain of Danxue." "Firebird" is very proud, this is Lao Tzu's territory.

The Mountain of Pill Caves?It sounds familiar, but I can't remember where I've heard it or seen it.Bu Xianting had no choice but to give up: "Then dare to ask brother, where is there a source of water near here?"

"There is an oasis a hundred miles to the east. If you want to go there, you have to be careful. The owner there is not easy to deal with."

One hundred miles? ! !Bu Xianting and Keyan suddenly withered.Is this the rhythm of burning them into charcoal?

However, they forgot that the real body of the Garuda Dapeng spreads its wings to a length of 360 million kilometers.Li Xuanba only needs to recover one-third of his real body and fly for two seconds... He has arrived at his destination. Passengers, please bring all your salutes.

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"It's really an oasis..." It's a mess of green. Needless to say, the woods are green, the lake is green, and even the stones are crystal clear green, a large piece of green.

Ke Yan squatted by the lake and scooped up a puddle of lake water: "Fuck! Is it so green to drink? There shouldn't be any chemical pollution in such an ancient time, right?"

Which side turns into a chick?The old Li Xuanba had already had a great time drinking by the lake.

"How is it? Can you drink it? Does it taste good?" Bu Xianting walked over and asked hastily.

Li Xuanba nodded, and continued to drink bitterly.

Bu Xianting also squatted down to scoop up a handful of lake water.Not to mention it's really sweet.

Ke Yan saw that the two of them didn't have any special reaction when they drank, so there should be no problem.He also took a sip.At this moment, Bu Xianting suddenly let out an "oops".

Ke Yan was taken aback: "What are you doing? What are you talking about!" The handsome man is still so beautiful even if he rolls his eyes.

Bu Xianting stammered: "Uh... I forgot that Xuanba has the body of a diamond, invulnerable to all poisons..."

"Damn it! Why didn't you say it earlier?! Bah, bah, bah!" Is there still time to pick your throat?

"Don't worry, if you come, you'll be safe, and if you drink it, you'll be safe. Anyway, we've all drank, you see we're fine now." Bu Xianting concealed the fact that he had a pure green glazed heart in his body.

After he said this, Ke Yan felt a little more at ease: "You have a big heart." I don't know if Bu Xianting is too short, and he can be at ease wherever he goes.This is also an advantage.

"Huh? What is this?"

There is a white thing floating in the water, which looks a bit like a steamed bun.Impossible, why are there steamed buns here?

When the unknown object that was suspected to be a steamed bun floated closer, Bu Xianting reached out to pick it up.It turned out to be a white egg.From the perspective of volume, it will not be an egg, but closer to an ostrich egg.

Ke Yan leaned over: "What is this?"

Bu Xianting looked left and right, turned around again, but didn't see anything tricky: "Could it be dinosaur eggs? I don't know if dinosaur eggs are delicious, maybe we have something for dinner."

Ke Yan despised him: "Do you dare to eat dinosaurs?"

"What are you afraid of? Anyway, there are many dinosaurs here, and they are not protected animals. We may be protected animals." It really is a big-hearted bastard.

Too bad their dinner plans were doomed.Because there is no cooking utensils, Bu Xianting decided to roast directly with fire.Not long after it was baked, the cup happened.The eggshell suddenly cracked open.

With a few "crackers", a chick with colorful feathers got out of the eggshell, and the cracked eggshell was still on the fluffy head.A pair of small eyes were blurred and did not open.

Bu Xianting quickly rescued the little guy, it turned out to be a trick!Almost committed a crime.As soon as he lay down in Bu Xianting's palm, the little guy opened his eyes.Why do those dead fish-like three white eyes look so familiar?

The little guy yelled twice, and suddenly flapped his wings and flew up.Finally, it stopped on top of Li Xuanba's head, as if he regarded it as his nest.

The big and the small are drawn out in the same way: "Fuck! I said why does it look so familiar. Be honest, is this the illegitimate child you left behind in your previous life?!"

The two birds, one big and one small, turned their heads to one side at the same time, not intending to answer Bu Xianting's boring question.The expression and movement and movement have reached the synchronization of God.Bu Xianting's suspicion deepened.

Ke Yan was still fanning the flames: "Yo, they are exactly the same. They are definitely related by blood."

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"Hee hee hee, ha ha ha."

There was the sound of splashing water from the front, as well as the sound of girls laughing and beating and scolding.

Fuck!What's the matter with this kind of somber visual sense of Journey to the West?Is it the spider spirit or the seven fairies?Why do these girls like to take mixed baths in the open air?Ancient times were more open than modern times.

The laughter of the group of girls was getting closer and closer, Bu Xianting pulled Ke Yan to hide behind the big rock.Nima, if they are caught, will they be held responsible? He doesn't dare to think about the overbearing husband, but the big bird behind him is watching.wrong!Why did you forget to bring that guy over together?Can't be cheap for that guy.Even a senior nerd like him who peeps at a soft girl taking a bath has never done it before.

Turning around, Li Xuanba had already run over by himself and squatted beside him.Bu Xianting kissed Da Bird on the cheek as a compliment.

After a while, a group of girls really swam over.One, two, three... ten: "Ten? In terms of numbers, it's impossible to be Seven Fairies or Spider Spirits."

Ke Yan teased: "You seem to be quite disappointed. Do you really want to be caught by the spider spirit and take back as a prisoner, or do you want to be the Jade Emperor's son-in-law? Well, I'm serious."

"What are you talking about?! How is it possible?" Bu Xianting answered righteously, but glanced back guiltily.Sure enough, Da Niao Niao's three white eyes were looking at him seriously.The eyes were clear and he said, "It's better not!" He didn't know when he practiced the special ability, and he was able to read the meaning it wanted to express from the expressionless, dead fish-eyed bird's face.

Those ten girls all looked exactly the same, like the same model produced on the assembly line.

Bu Xianting had to complain in his heart, they shouldn't be united in the kimchi country, right?

Bu Xianting covered his own eyes with one hand, and covered Li Xuanba's with the other. Li Xuanba covered the eyes of the little bird on his head, and only Ke Yan continued to peep without burden.And broadcast live.

"Damn it! They're getting up. It's about to show off!"

"Young Master Ke, don't you follow the route of a handsome boy? Don't act like an idiot? How ruined is your image?"

Ke Yan ignored his complaints and continued to broadcast live: "Fuck! It's too heavy!"

"What's the matter? Yelling." Such a yell, even a man couldn't help it.Bu Xianting peeped out through his fingers.

Fuck!Sure enough, heavy mouth.I didn't see all the three points in the pornographic film I imagined.Because although the upper body of those girls is human, the lower body is obviously a snake...

I didn't look at the eclectic picture, but it made me feel fishy.

With a sound of "啪啦", a big fishing net suddenly fell from the sky and caught them all.

"Little thief! How dare you spy on my girls taking a bath!"

The person came with disheveled hair, wearing buckskin, strong muscles, dark skin, and a burly figure.He looks like he has thick eyebrows and big eyes.It looks quite simple and honest.His voice was like a bell, full of energy.What a primitive savage!

Although the appearance is a bit rough and primitive, it is not surprising to just look at the upper body, but when you look away, you will find that this person has no legs, and the lower body is also a snake tail.

"Big, big brother, listen to me..." Bu Xianting hurriedly explained.

The "primitives" over there have already thrown their harpoons at them.

"Damn it! It's unreasonable!" The harpoon barely brushed past Ke Yan, and the startled Master Ke, who broke out in a cold sweat, cursed: "It's obvious that we were here first, and they insisted on coming to take a bath. Is it my fault? As long as they look like that, they are not as good as this young master, I wouldn't care if you force me to look at them!"

The "primitive man" swam forward upon hearing the words, looked carefully, and blushed unexpectedly.He stumbled and said: "The girl is so beautiful. I blamed you."

"Miss Nimei! I'm a man, so your eyes are on the back of your head?!" Master Ke was so angry that he jumped up and down.

The "primitive man" over there had a pleasant expression on his face: "How do you know that I still have eyes in the back of my head? Is this what the sisters said about being connected? Sure enough, we are destined to be married. Girl, I want to marry you!" That thick-skinned, simple-looking face was as excited as if it had just been drunk.

That fishing net couldn't trap the Dapeng Garuda at all. Originally, Li Xuanba wanted to grow bigger and break the fishing net.Now when he heard the "primitive man"'s declaration of marriage proposal, he stopped moving.If there is a good show to watch, don’t watch it for nothing.Anyway, he was wrong with the light bulb that insisted on following him and destroying the world between him and Bu Xianting.If he was really married by a "primitive", it would be perfect to stay here as Mrs. Yazhai.

The "primitive man" pulled Ke Yan out of the fishing net and put it directly on his shoulder.He patted his upturned butt very satisfied, and left.

Bu Xianting and two birds, one big and one small, were still in the fishing net, Bu Xianting hurriedly pushed Li Xuanba: "Xuanba, find a way to get out, we have to save Ke Yan."

Li Xuanba and the expression of the bird above his head turned their eyes to the distance again in sync with each other.

"Let go of me! You primitive man! Barbarian!"

Master Ke's yelling became farther and farther away.

The ten girls in the lake also went ashore, discussing: "What is brother carrying?"

"I saw it. It was a hairless monster."

"My brother said he wanted to marry him."

"No! We have to stop it!"

The author has something to say: Ke Yan: Damn it!As the author, is my role in this article just to be constantly raped?

Author: Don't worry, with His Majesty here, I dare not arrange this...

Bu Xianting: I protest!Why did I not get benefits when there were scenes of bathing?Can't play with girls and can't watch it?

Author: Please look at His Royal Highness Zhao Wang behind me, the engineer shovel is on my neck