Is it the wrong way for me to cross?

"Hey! Let me down!" Ke Yan punched and kicked, struggling violently.

However, the "primitive man" was as hard as iron, and Ke Yan's hands were swollen from the beating, and the guy didn't budge.With a beaming face, he carried the "bride" to his home.

The home of the "primitive man" is indeed a cave.But this cave looks different, it looks like a crystal palace, and the whole cave is covered with green ghost-like crystal stones.Where the sun shines, it is crystal clear and colorful.But no matter how beautiful it is, it is just a simple cave.How could the pampered young master get used to it?

But the "primitive man" didn't care about his habit of living.He threw the man into the deepest part of the cave and tied him tightly with straw ropes.It's like treating an animal that has just returned from hunting.

Ke Yan struggled and tried to explain: "Hey, hey! You can see clearly, I'm a man. Not a girl!"

The other party waved his hand boldly: "It's the same."

Ke Yan was dumbfounded, is this guy a fool?Or is he actually a gay?

"How can it be the same? I'm a man, and you should be a male by visual inspection. How can two males have children? This is wrong. Let me go, and you can find a female pair to have a baby! "

"Why is it so troublesome to give birth to a baby? When my mother gave birth, she saw a huge footprint on the ground, and she stepped on it. As a result, I and my sisters were born." It was still that kind of carefree attitude.

But the content made Ke Yan startled.It is said on the Internet that if you hold hands, you will get pregnant. It is so cowardly.These days, you can get pregnant by stepping on your footprints!But why is this scene so familiar...

"Well, barbarian, what's your name?"

The pretty girl asked her name, did she finally become interested in herself? The "primitive man"'s face immediately turned red, but unfortunately, his skin was rough and thick, and his complexion was dark, so it couldn't be seen at all.

"I, my name is Fuxi."

Ke Yan suddenly had a bad premonition: "Wait a minute, your mother's name is Hua Xu, right?"

The other party seemed very happy, and his big eyes widened: "Do you know my mother?"

"Your sister's name is Nuwa?"

"Yes, yes. It will be easy if you know each other. Don't worry, they are easy to get along with. I can fish and hunt animals. I will never starve you." Fuxi was happy, and Balabala said no stop.

But Ke Yan has already lost his mind.The legendary head of the Three Emperors, the ancestor of humanity revered by the Chinese nation, is such a big stupid barbarian?She even wanted to marry herself as a wife.No, didn't it mean that he married his own sister, Nuwa, as his wife?The cheating time machine, this history is going to be ruined.

Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrives.As soon as I thought of Fuxi's younger sister Nuwa, they appeared.Ten girls with exactly the same figure and appearance swam like snakes and rushed in.Fuxi was surrounded by chatter.

I have never heard that Nuwa was born with ten twins.How can there be ten?

"Brother, you can't marry that hairless white monster!" Nuwa No. [-] grabbed her brother's arm.

"That's right, brother, didn't you say you wanted to marry us?" Nuwa No. [-] lay on her brother's back.

"Brother, you lied to us again, I'm so sad, blah blah." Nuwa No. [-] lay in her brother's arms and cried loudly.

"Hey, don't be like this. There is only one brother, but you have ten, how will you divide it?" Fuxi hurriedly comforted his younger sisters.

Nuwa No. [-] smiled coquettishly: "What's the matter, you don't know that our Nuwa's intestines can become one."

As he said that, the ten women suddenly joined together and became an even bigger beautiful snake.

Fuck!Is this a Transformers fit?Ke Yan suddenly remembered that there is indeed such a sentence in "Shan Hai Jing Da Huang Xi Jing": There are ten gods, named Nuwa's intestines, who turned into gods, living in the wild of Liguang, and living across the road.It means that there were ten gods and men named Nuwa Zhichang, who later turned into a god, lived in a large crop field, and lay on the road when they slept.In this way, it is not nonsense for Nuwa to merge into one body.

"But..." Fuxi still looked at Ke Yan reluctantly.

"But what?! With me, you still dare to think about others?! Let me tell you, I was the first to think of marriage. If you want to get married, you have to follow me. Besides, marriage requires a man A woman whose yin and yang are reconciled is a perfect match. Is this hairless white-skinned monster male? You can’t get married!” Without giving her brother a chance to refute, Nuwa’s sister should be the pioneer of the tigress, fiercely pulling Ke Yan As soon as he picked it up, he threw it into another cave.

Fuxi was so dazed by his eloquent sister, he couldn't sort out the logical relationship inside.In a daze, he was dragged away by the tigress sister.The two snake tails twisted and twisted, and disappeared after a while.

"Oh, my mother!" The young master Ke who was left behind was more miserable, he rolled into a ball in the dark cave.Finally hit something soft and fleshy and stopped.

Nima!Is this playing young master Ben like a ball?Immortals are amazing?It's a reckless disregard for human life!

"Ow!"

When Ke Yan stopped, there was a cry of pain from under him.He remembered that he had indeed bumped into something just now, and the touch was quite good.But this sound doesn't sound like a human cry...

Because the cave was pitch black, I couldn't see my fingers.Ke Yan touched the soft thing under his body, it was hairy?It's still warm and fleshy...it feels good, let's touch it again.

"Aww!" This time it wasn't a cry of pain, but an angry roar.Then it was Master Ke's turn to cry out in pain, his hand was suddenly bitten by an unknown monster under him.

"Ouch! Let go!" Ke Yan stretched out his hand and slapped that guy right on the head.The other party screamed again, and Young Master Ke's hand was finally free and survived.He rolled and crawled away from the danger zone.

"What monster?"

Accompanied by the panting sound of the beast in the darkness, a slightly immature male voice came: "You are the monster!"

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Bu Xianting managed to break free from the fishing net, and immediately gave a lesson to the big and the young: "I asked you to help, but if you don't help, you see, is he lost now? Where are you going to find Keyan now?" Come? The primitive people don’t know who they are. If he is a cannibal, Ke Yan is so thin and tender, it looks delicious. What should they do if they cook Ke Yan? So, You are still a child, and you don’t have the sense of responsibility that an adult should have or the sense of chivalry to help when you see injustice. How do you want me to admit that you have grown up?” Then turned the gun to the smaller one: With you, you are just a little bird that has just hatched, and you dare to show your face to me? Be careful, I will pluck your hair and cook it to make up your body."

The two birds, one big and one small, drooped their heads at the same time.The expression was deep and aggrieved, and seemed to be a bit repentant?

"Why! You two think I'll forgive you if you act cute together? Tell you, I'm not that kind of person... Forget it, what am I fussing about with a bird?" Menopausal aunt?

"Forget it, it's useless to pursue it now. It's okay if you are dogs, you can smell and follow. But you are birds, what's the use?"

Being despised by Bu Xianting, Li Xuanba and the bird on his head were both downcast and their tails drooped.

Seeing this, Bu Xianting felt angry and funny: "Come on, do you really think you are dogs? Show me how cute you are! Li Xuanba, I said you can set a good example, huh? You didn't realize that this little bird is imitating you Do you make every move? Look, you have led a bird astray!"

Li Xuanba took down the bird on top of his head, and the two birds stared wide-eyed.Not to mention, he really looks more and more like himself.

Bu Xianting suddenly became amused: "Huh? Does it regard you as its mother?"

The little bird seemed to understand what he said, but at this moment it suddenly gave a "chirp", as if answering his words.Seeing Bu Xianting was even happier.Only Li Xuanba had a dark bird face.

"The mountain is so green~ the water is so green~ the sun is so green~~~I'm so happy~It's just my beauty~Where are you~Where are you~~" A barbaric voice came from not far away The sound of the song is completely out of tune.

As the singing came closer and closer, it was almost in front of me, but I still didn't see the singer.Is it another transparent person?

"Ouch! Beauty! I finally found you!"

Bu Xianting was finally able to confirm that the sound came from above their heads. He looked up and saw a dragon hovering in the air. Looking carefully, no, that guy's head was obviously a human's head, not a dragon's head.It was clearly a monster with the head of a dragon and the body of a dragon.And the other party's smile had to be said to be a bit wretched.

"Beauty, why don't you make a sound? Ah, I must have been frightened by the real body of the god. Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I can also become like you." Saying that, the "big dragon man" descended from the sky, After falling to the ground, he transformed into a young man.To say that this guy looks really good, with sword eyebrows and star eyes, high nose and thin lips, tall and tall figure.It's that smile that ruins the overall look too much.Bu Xianting always felt that he seemed to have stepped out of a costume drama, the kind of bully young master who specializes in molesting women from good families.

"I haven't asked about the beauty's name. My name is Zhuyin, and I am a divine dragon in the sky." A pair of handsome star eyes looked up and down, with a typical expression of Deng Tuzi.

Candle Yin? !Isn't that one of the creator gods, the old chromatic dragon that Ke Yan mentioned?Why is he here too?Could it be that they didn't wear far?

Li Xuanba enlarged his body several times, and stood in front of Bu Xianting like a hill, like an old hen protecting its cubs.Cut off the sight of the old sensuality.

"Hey, beauty, what's the matter with your chicken? Get it out of the way!" Zhuyin moved to the left and wanted to go around, Li Xuanba flapped his wings and moved left; Zhuyin moved to the right, Li Xuanba Also follow to the right.

What's with this sense of sight of playing eagles and chickens?

The author has something to say: Young Master Ke finally met Tianwu Great God when they were young, this first love that makes people logically die early, so cheating: Damn it!I'm just being cannon fodder in this article, right?Anyway, I am also the father of the hero in the last article.Do you want to abuse me like this?

The author spreads his hands: Who made you have a wretched temperament? I can't help it