A devil in distress is not as good as a pig

"Get out of here and go to sleep!"

Zhu Ye angrily kicked his two sons out of the study, and yelled at Mo Hu: "What time is it? You put them in to play games? What day is it today? Do you still have to go to work tomorrow? Do you want to go to school?"

The three foxes, big, middle and small, were dumbfounded by his yelling. They looked at each other in horror, and ran away with their heads in their arms. They ran faster than rabbits, and disappeared at the corner of the stairs in an instant.With nowhere to vent his anger, Zhu Ye threw the briefcase in his hand on the ground, took off his suit and threw it on the ground. Still unable to let go of his hatred, he kicked the PSP in the air and turned [-] degrees, and said angrily: "Not a single good thing!"

There was a terrified door closing sound in the corridor. The middle fox and the little fox hid in the door, wishing to install a muffler on their noses so as not to expose the sound of breathing.Mo Hu also wanted to hide at first, but was caught outside by the door of the two sons, so he turned a corner and ran to the kitchen. He happened to see Jenny making supper for Zhu Ye, and hurriedly grabbed the tray in her hand: "Leave me alone!" Come on, go to sleep... what soup is today?"

"...Kelp and Mung Bean Soup, I'm going to lose my temper." Jenny looked at one of the hostesses melancholy, and said earnestly, "Can't you take care of the two young masters? You see, Young Master Ye is so angry that his chin is covered with pimples." It's not easy to make money to support a family, he is so busy, and you made him so angry just after returning from a business trip."

"Oh, it's none of my business. He's just too busy with endocrine disorders. The orders from the Middle East... You don't understand after all." Mo Hu added rock sugar to the soup, and took out the honey walnut pie from the oven , waved, "You rest, leave it to me."

"You'd better take it easy, stop pampering the two young masters, how do you say that, Nozuonodie, I'm doing this for your own good..." Jenny murmured melancholy, took off her apron and walked to the bedroom , it is really difficult to serve employers who have different views on child-rearing.

Carrying a tray, Mo Hu walked on tiptoe to the door of the study, listened quietly, and made sure that Zhu Ye's breathing had calmed down, so he knocked on the door: "Supper is here, dear."

"Get out!" Zhu Ye's breathing became thicker immediately, and he roared in a low voice.Mo Hu shrank his shoulders, subconsciously wanted to run, but stopped again, opened the door bravely, and said softly: "Just got off the plane, eat some? You like to eat, walnut pie, mung bean seaweed soup, I will give it to you." You added an extra grain of rock sugar, it's very sweet."

Zhu Ye glared angrily, Mo Hu bared his eight big white teeth, and maintained a classic "please forgive me" smile: "Don't be angry, I swear I won't do it again, the last time, the last time."

Zhu Ye flew over half of the world in a few days, his jet lag was messed up, his eyes were red, he stared at Mo Hu for a long time, his stomach suddenly let out a grunt, and said sternly, "Put this thing down, get out!"

Mo Hu put the tray on the desk, carefully circled around him, packed up the scattered PSP and various handles, sight glasses, puffed food packaging bags, carbonated beverage bottles, and picked up Zhu Ye's briefcase Put it on the table, hang up the suit, and said in a low voice: "Okay, it's all my fault, but Xiao Sunflower will leave early tomorrow morning. The two brothers have grown up and haven't been separated yet. It's okay to play for a while longer."

Zhu Ye snorted coldly, rolled up his sleeves, sat down to eat, added a little sugar, and felt a little better, and said: "Rules are rules. If you agree to go to bed at ten o'clock on Sunday night, you should let them go to bed on time. Look, it’s already 01:30 now. It’s fine to recruit a younger brother. He can sleep until 07:30. Little Sunflower will be at the school for roll call at seven o’clock. It will take at least an hour to drive from home to school. What time do you ask him to wake up? ? Do you still want to go to class?"

Little Sunflower's household registration age is already 11 years old. In the fall, he just passed the entrance examination to the No. 20 key middle school in Haicheng. Because the school is far away from home, Zhu Ye decided to let him board. He only goes home once a week on weekends for two days.Tomorrow is the child's first day of class, and it is also because of this that Zhu Ye compressed his schedule and flew for more than [-] hours to come back.

As a result, as soon as he entered the house, he found that Mohu was eating snacks and playing games with his two children in the middle of the night!

"Hey, it's okay for a child to sleep less. It's okay if I don't sleep for a few days at my age... Well, I was wrong, don't throw me with a spoon."

"They're different from you, they're sealed!" Zhu Ye threw the spoon into the bowl and said excitedly, "You can't let them feel that they are different from ordinary people from an early age, especially recruiting younger brothers, it's not good for them !"

"I know, I know." Mo Hu raised his hand in surrender, and came over to cut the walnut pie for him, "Okay, don't be angry, I will let them go to bed on time from now on."

"I also throw away those junk foods and carbonated drinks. The child is still growing, so the calcium will be lost. What should I do if I don't grow taller in the future?"

"How is it possible, I am so tall, even if we add up and take the average... hey don't lose me, I don't dislike you for lowering the height of the whole family, you are not short at all, I just love you petite and exquisite... I was wrong You are tall and mighty, I am petite and exquisite..."

Zhu Ye was so angry that he wanted to pounce on him and shoot him, but then remembered that the gun was left in the car, so he didn't bother to go down to get it, and he was hungry, so he made a note in his heart and ate. .

In the third year after Mohu came back, they had their second child, a little white fox with a red tail.In order not to cause an imbalance between the two worlds, after a hundred days, Mohu sealed its demon spirit, and like a little sunflower, it was three years old to apply for household registration. Now the registration age of the little guy is six and a half years old, and he will start elementary school soon.

The little guy’s first name was given by Lord Sha, Zhu Kun. When he gave his nickname, Zhu Ye wanted to follow Little Sunflower and call it Little Sunflower Seed, but Mo Hu secretly gave it a "trick" "Brother", and kept calling him behind Zhu Ye's back. When Zhu Ye found out, the little guy had already had a stress reaction to this thunderous name, and he didn't agree to anything else.

Zhu Ye was so angry that he beat Mo Hu violently and emptied the bullets of the Glock pistol, but the big mistake had already been made, and he could only accept his fate in the end and called his youngest son to "recruit his younger brother".

However, Zhaodi himself doesn’t seem to have any opinion on this name, or he has opinions, but he’s just too lazy to express them, or he’s just planning some major conspiracy to take revenge on his own father when he grows up—yes, Zhaodi’s personality is completely different. Inherited Zhu Ye's traits, fluffy, proud, indifferent, black-bellied, and particularly vengeful.The last time Mo Hu stole one of the lollipops in the snack jar, he kept his face for more than a month, and only waited for Zhu Ye and Mo Hu to quarrel before crying and ran to inform Zhu Ye, and then he was beaten by Mo Hu Passing by with a blank face when he was so ugly, he gave him a cold and noble look.

Even Lord Sha said that this child is a master of revenge against society, and he is more harmful than Zhu Ye.

In addition to his personality, Zhaodi's appearance is also more like Zhu Ye, with black hair and black eyes, fair skin, and delicate features. He is a typical Chinese handsome man, but he is taller and taller. This is probably after Mo Hu.

"Are they still sleeping together?" Zhu Ye pushed the plate and lit a cigarette after finishing his supper.Mo Hu opened the window, and said: "Well, it's the last day, let them sleep together, Xiao Sunflower will only see Zhaodi once a week later, and he will die of depression. Zhaodi doesn't say anything, but he can't sleep in his heart." I miss my brother."

Little Sunflower was born with a bit of a big brother aura. When she was in kindergarten, she led a group of radish heads to play all day long. Later, Zhang Yunxi brought Zhang Yuze back to China, and he had an addiction to being a big brother.Later, when Zhu Ye gave birth to Zhaodi, he was completely reduced to being controlled by his younger brother. Every day, he wished to put Zhaodi on his head.

Although Zhaodi looks cold on the surface, he is actually very dependent on his brother.After going to kindergarten, Zhu Ye divided the bed for him and specially arranged a warm and beautiful children's room. The younger brother was born timid and afraid of sleeping alone, but he didn't want to show weakness, so he always knocked on the wall in the middle of the night, and the little sunflower quilt He was annoyed by knocking, so he ran over and dragged him over to sleep together.Zhaodi pretended to resist, and then slept with his brother contentedly. He slept with his brother for several years. It was not until Xiaokuihua started preparing for the exam last winter and was too busy with homework that he reluctantly moved back to his room.

Today's situation is special, just let it go.Zhu Ye didn't say anything more. After smoking, he said, "Is the luggage ready? Have you checked the school? How is the dormitory? Is it safe?"

"It's all in order. The luggage driver delivered it yesterday. Jenny helped to arrange the room. The dormitory is a double room. The background of the same room is very simple, and people are responsible. The school is a fully closed education, with strict management and good security. There shouldn't be any problem."

"That's good." Zhu Ye looked at the time, and it was past two o'clock, and said, "I can still sleep for a while, let's go, I will see him off with you in the morning."

The two went back to the bedroom to sleep, passing by Xiaosunhua's room, Zhu Ye gently opened the door, and found that the two brothers were falling asleep, half of the quilt fell on the ground, Zhaodi's feet were on Xiaosunhua's stomach, and Xiaosunhua's hands were lying on the ground. It was slapped on Zhaodi's face, and both of them blushed from sleep.

The corners of Zhu Ye's mouth couldn't help but curl up. He gently hugged the two of them and slept soundly. Then he adjusted the quilt and looked at his son's cute sleeping face. He couldn't bear to leave for a while, so he sat down on the carpet in front of the bed.

Mo Hu sat beside him, put his arm around his head and leaned on his shoulder, and said, "You can't bear it, do you? It would have been nice to let him go to a private middle school nearby, but you want to send him to a key middle school. I regret it now." Bar?"

Zhu Ye sighed, he was a bit reluctant, but the children will grow up one day and leave them. The key middle school has a good school style, and the students are all top-notch students. good teacher and helpful friend.

"I don't regret it. My child is grown up. He has to establish his own network of contacts and relationships. The friendship he had during his school days was extraordinary. The key middle school includes the best children of his age in Haicheng. I believe he can find a good relationship that will benefit him for life." Friends." Zhu Ye said in a low voice, "I was in poor health when I was a child, and I went to a private school, and I was in contact with second-generation ancestors. It's a pity until now. I don't want Xiaosunhua to be like me."

Mo Hu then deeply admired his wife's concept of parenting, nodded: "Wise! You are still thoughtful."

"What is this?" Zhu Ye casually picked up a small hardcover book on the bedside table, opened it, and on the title page were written four large characters - "Sunflower Treasure Book", with a line of small characters in the upper left corner: To, my most loyal comrade-in-arms recruiting younger brother Son, here is the inscription: Your omnipotent brother, the handwriting is tall and straight, and it is written by Xiao Sunflower.

"What kind of Sunflower Book? It's a mess..." Zhu Ye twitched his mouth, turned to the first page curiously, and found a cartoon head drawn on the upper left corner. Although there were only a few simple strokes, it was extremely vivid, and he was immediately recognizable at a glance.Below the avatar is an extremely complicated form, which is densely filled with magical information——

NPC No. [-]: Our father.

Sex: Male.

Age: 32.

Combat power: 100 geese.

Remarks: 1. Don't get close to him when he is hungry and sleepy. 2. Don't cause trouble within 48 hours after he meets with clients from the Middle East, that's death. 3. If Dad makes him angry, you must blame Dad with him immediately. 4. If he makes Dad angry, please refer to the previous article for the solution. 5. Don't do vulgar behaviors such as swearing and farting in front of him, pretend to be aggressive if you can (I forgot that this is your specialty, so this one can be crossed out)...

Looking back, it's even more outrageous, and even "if you get into trouble, give him a little chocolate to reduce his anger before admitting his mistake" is written in it.

Feelings are "NPC illustrated book", is it specially for fathers?Zhu Ye didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and turned to the next page. It was Mo Hu's turn. It was still a vivid cartoon head portrait, and the following was the information——

NPC No. [-]: Our dad.

Sex: Male.

Age: 8 (counted by rebirth).

Combat power: 10 geese.

Remarks: 1. If you have committed a crime, you can check the release schedule of the new series, and confess to him about 5 minutes before the broadcast, he will not waste too much of your time. 2. If someone is not pleasing to the eye, you can pretend to tell him casually "XX smiled at my father today", or "My father said XX is very handsome", if the other party is not handsome, say "Stylish", it is so ugly If you can't find an adjective...forget it, God has already punished him for you.Also, pay attention to acting skills, it is best to practice twice in front of the mirror before speaking...

Mo Hu's face turned dark after watching half of it, and he said angrily, "Why do I only have 10 geese? I'm obviously better at fighting than you!"

Zhu Ye: "Is this the point?"

The couple lost their sleepiness completely, flipping through their son's "Zhu's NPC Illustrated Book" page by page. Behind Mohu was Lord Sha, behind Lord Sha was Wang Shen, behind Wang Shen was Jenny, and behind them were Zhu Ye's personal bodyguards, administrative assistants, drivers, etc., and so on, even the family's Gordon, Bull Terrier and tortoise are listed, that's a detailed list.

Zhu Ye turned all the way down, and was amazed by Xiao Sunflower's rich imagination and flexible mind. When he turned to the last page, he was completely laughed by Lei——

NPC No. XX: Your brother.

Sex: Male.

Age: 8 (in real time).

Combat power: 0 goose (kiss, I will never beat you, even if you steal my CP, I will bless you with tears. By the way, you are still young, so don’t worry about the wretched question of what CP is Now, wait until you are 16 before going to Baidu, my brother loves you).

Remarks: 1. Brother likes to eat chicken legs, duck legs, goose legs and all the legs of animals with fur that love to fly. Remember to remind the chef to stew for Brother on weekends. 2. Although I love you, Brother Chrysanthemum, I love you even more. We are biological, so don't doubt it. 3. Brother put 3 yuan in "Three-Body 600: Immortality of Death" in the upper right corner of the bookshelf. If you want to invite Liu Wenqian from the third class or Zhang Ziwei from the fourth class to have a drink, don't buy it carelessly. Well, this is the puppy love fund that my brother left for you, but you have to save some money.There is also a bottle of Shuangwaiwai that only costs three yuan. If you buy two bottles with that money, the owner of the small shop should ask you for 93 yuan. Don’t be fooled by others...

After reading the whole book, Zhu Ye closed the hardcover book with a snap, got up and found "Three-Body Problem 3" on the bookshelf, and sure enough, he found six hundred-yuan bills in it, and his face turned dark immediately.

Mo Hu's attention is always skewed: "A bottle of three yuan and two bottles of six yuan, shouldn't you get 100 yuan for 94 yuan? How did this kid get into the key middle school?"

Zhu Kui, what is on your mind all day long? !Zhu Ye couldn't believe that this was the child born to him and Mo Hu, and even began to regret letting him go to a key middle school—it was nothing more than harming his own family, how dangerous would it be to spread it to the society?

"No, this child has to be educated!" Zhu Ye put down his book and went to the bedside to grab the child: "Don't go to sleep, kid, dad wants to talk to you about life..."

"Wait, calm down, calm down!" Mo Hu's eyes were quick, he hugged his waist, and whispered: "It's almost four o'clock, and he should get up in an hour to get ready to go to school. Say it again!"

Zhu Ye was still struggling, and Mo Hu couldn't help but dragged him out of the children's room, closed the door with one foot, and said, "Oh, don't make such a fuss, children wrote it for fun, why are you so serious? Let's talk about him The starting point is good. I love my younger brother. It’s normal to share the experience of dealing with parents. When I was young, I often grabbed my dad’s cronies to collect information. Oh, look at how good their brotherhood is. How much you have exposed the children like this How embarrassing and sad..."

Zhu Ye was still jet-lagged, his thoughts were agitated, his temples were throbbing and hurting, he was dragged back to the bedroom vigorously by him, and he fell on the bed and gasped for breath.

"Don't get excited, don't get excited." Mo Hu sat on the edge of the bed, held his head on his lap, and skillfully massaged his acupuncture points, "Children are getting older, they have their own ideas, their little secrets, we should Respect them. Leave this matter alone, let them go, how happy brothers are to have such a little secret, I don’t think so.”

Zhu Ye was pressed comfortably by him, and his brain gradually calmed down. When I thought about myself when I was a child, because of my poor health and cold personality, I never made any good friends. The only relatives who were close to my age were Zhu Li. The last Zhang Yunxi, don't mention the former, it's fine if he doesn't kill him. Although the latter is kind, she is a girl after all, and no one has ever taken care of and doted on him like a big brother.

Thinking of this, I slowly became relieved, sighed, and said: "I just... Forget it, you are right, it is a good thing that the two brothers have a good relationship, and I shouldn't destroy the tacit understanding between them .Little Sunflower is just a little out of temper, but she has no bad intentions and is good. I overreacted just now."

"Right." Mo Hu breathed a sigh of relief, covered him with a corner of the quilt, and said, "Okay, don't worry about it, take a nap, don't take a bath, and wait until you come back to take a bath. I won't take a bath today. I went to the company and slept with you for a day."

"Well, okay, I'll take a nap for a while and call me when it's time." Zhu Ye's headache eased, and he also felt sleepy, turned over, put his left arm around his waist, and fell asleep in his arms.

"Go to sleep, I'm exhausted." Mo Hu hugged his slightly thin body, and gently groped his back with his big hands. Gradually, he felt that he relaxed and his breathing was stable, and then he gently put his head on the bed. On the pillow, covered with a quilt.

The door of the children's room was quietly opened, and the two children were sleeping in a mess again, Zhaodi's feet were on the little sunflower's stomach, and little sunflower's hands were on Zhaodi's face-these two brothers seemed to always be in this sleeping position.

Mo Hu flattened the two children, tucked in the quilt, and put Zhu Ye's messy "Sunflower Canon" in order, and put it on the bedside table as it was, and finally put the 600 yuan "puppet love fund" in "Three-Body Problem" 3" and put it back on the bookshelf.

Alas, I am really a father and a mother at the same time, it is not easy... Mo Hu shook his head and sighed, his whole chest was filled with a noble feeling of the Virgin, and he was moved by himself for 2 minutes before returning to the master bedroom .

Zhu Ye fell asleep quietly, with a faint smell of smoke and a slight smell of sweat on his body. Mo Hu sniffed him obsessively like a dog for a while, then lay down beside him and closed his eyes.

The life of flying dogs and chickens is really happy.