A devil in distress is not as good as a pig

My name is Miao Bubing. I never thought that I would become a preschool teacher.

Two months ago, I graduated from Lanxiang Technical School. I thought that I would be able to find a job to make ends meet—after all, I am just a rough person, and my brain is not very good—but I never expected that just because of my bare hands After removing the all-bronze sculpture blocking the entrance of the job fair, I was admitted to the No. [-] Noble Kindergarten in the city and became a preschool teacher that everyone envied.

To this day, I still don't quite believe this is true, after all, I have already prepared to go to the construction site to throw stones or move bricks.

So life is really impermanent, just like my grandfather said, it may not be certain which cloud has rain.

I guess it may be my good luck. I have such a high starting point as soon as I graduate from the technical school. I will definitely be the general manager and CEO in the future. I will marry Bai Fumei and become a winner in life!

But before that I have to go to work.

Xinjingbing Kindergarten is located in the most high-end ecological park in the city. It is backed by mountains and facing the lake. It is surrounded by national attractions above 4A. The smog in the city center is over [-]. The air here is still very transparent, and you can see it several kilometers away at a glance. of green hills.

The class I lead is called the Little Zebra Special Kindergarten Class. I don’t know what it is called a Special Kindergarten Class. Maybe the children are very special?It's just a class of preschoolers, so how special can it be?As a rough man and a good hand at smashing rocks, I think children are easier to toss than rocks.

Facts have proved that I was thinking too much. When I opened the door of the classroom, I found that there were less than ten children in my class, and all of them were kind-looking... or not, they should be pretty, and they all sat obediently on the chairs.

In the first row by the window is a thin, white kid with black hair and black eyes, big eyes, looks very cold and unreasonable, I turned my head away when I saw the white, cough, his second grade The deadline came really early.

Sitting behind him was a dark-skinned slightly older kid who looked a bit of Southeast Asian descent, wearing a yellow shirt with daisies printed all over him, and was putting together a small jigsaw puzzle.The schoolbags of these two children are the same, so I guess they may be brothers, or couples...don't tell me they are relatives, relatives.

In the last row of this group, a chubby child was lying on the table and sleeping soundly, with a white sweater hat covering his head, because there was a panda printed on the hat, he looked like a fat panda lying there, It's pretty cute.I wanted to wake him up, but seeing that there were still 5 minutes left, I decided to let him sleep for another four and a half minutes. I am such a good and understanding preschool teacher.

In the first row of the second group, sat a little boy with a strange expression. The boy was probably a foreigner, with fair skin, blue eyes, and curly golden hair. He was very beautiful, but his expression was really It's so weird, stupid and cute, with a little nervousness in the cuteness. If he sticks out his tongue, I will think of animals like Samoyed.

Behind him is a child with honey-colored skin. He looks very honest and sits very honestly. He is holding a badge the size of a palm in his hand. I don't know what it is for.

In the last row of this group sits a big boy wearing a violent bear T-shirt. He is probably the biggest one in this class. I think he should go to elementary school at his age. I don’t know why he is still in kindergarten. , but maybe he just looks a little anxious, in fact, he is not yet seven years old, and foreigners are like this—yes, he is also a foreigner, with green eyes, white hair, and a nose bridge that is a little higher than ordinary children.

Then there is the group by the window. The first row of this group should be the twins of the Samoyed baby next door. They look exactly the same and wear the same clothes. It was exactly the same, they just looked at me with such strange expressions, as if I was dog food.

I don't know why the seat behind him is empty, there is no one there, I thought about it seriously, and guessed that maybe a child asked for leave. After all, children of this age are prone to illness, and I was also the same when I was young.

I'm such an empathetic preschool teacher.

Then I looked at the last row of this group, and was immediately horrified-why doesn't this guy wear clothes?Although there is Qiu Huo recently, it is too shameful to be so naked, right?Even if he is a foreigner, he shouldn't act like this, right?Oh, I forgot to mention, this child seems to be a foreigner too, because he has silver-gray hair, gray eyes, and pale skin... By the way, foreigners shouldn't be so white, right?Could he be an alien?

"Aren't you cold?" I couldn't help asking him, and he gave me a friendly grin and said, "What a cool girl!"

After all, he must be an alien, no one on earth has such long canine teeth...

"What a cool girl!" A high-pitched voice suddenly came from outside the window, and I was taken aback. Could it be that aliens have their own echo devices when they speak?I looked out the window, only to find a white bird squatting on a laurel branch, looking at me with big eyes.

No, it doesn't seem to be an ordinary bird, but a chicken, a little white chicken.

How can there be chickens in kindergarten?Did it escape from the kitchen?Speaking of which, the food in this kindergarten is really good. The chickens are all raised by themselves, and the pheasants are still running around the garden without cages.

"Qiaoqiu! It's time for class, come back!" the naked alien yelled at the little white chicken. It turns out that the chicken has a name, which is really rare.

"I don't have class, it's going to rain, I'm going to catch lightning!" The little white chicken actually spoke, it spoke!I wanted to call the TV station to break the news. I heard that if the news was adopted, I could get 50 yuan for clues, but I thought about the non-disclosure agreement with the kindergarten when I signed the contract, so I gave up.

I am really a disciplined preschool teacher.

"Electricity won't kill you! Come back to me!" The child without clothes suddenly jumped up, and then my eyes blurred, and I don't know what happened, he disappeared, and then there was a two-size-larger one outside the window Little white chicken.

Two little white chickens flopped and flopped on the osmanthus tree, shaking off all the osmanthus flowers. Just when I was hesitating whether to call the security guard, the honest-looking kid who was playing with badges suddenly said "pop!" He slapped the table, stood up, and shouted: "Qiao Maimai, Qiao Qiuqiu, get the hell out of here and go to class, or I'll let the hyperspace mecha take care of you!"

I don't know who is Qiao Maimai, who is Qiao Qiuqiu, and I don't know what a hyperspace mecha is, but obviously the two little white chickens outside know that they stopped flopping at the same time and flew back obediently.

Then my eyes blurred again, and the alien without clothes appeared on his seat, and the little white chicken who was his echo before also came in, squatting on the empty table in front of him, Fork it and shake your tiny claws.

It turns out that I have another student who is a running pheasant. Now I know why my class is called the Little Zebra Special Kindergarten Class-they are not normal people.

Fortunately, I am not very normal, because when I was a child, I had a fever and burned my brain. I have always had a long reflex arc, and I am very calm. This is why I went to Lanxiang Technical School-it really can’t teach me in ordinary universities. .

"Let's roll the roll." I said with a smile, trying to make the classroom atmosphere more lively. Of course, our classroom atmosphere is already active enough.

"Before the roll call, let me introduce myself. My name is Miao Bubing, and I'm your homeroom teacher. You can call me Uncle Miao, Uncle Meow, or Uncle Cat." I said casually, children are prone to sexual thinking , trying to get them interested in me.

"Hey! Uncle Cat!" The little white chicken said happily, "Uncle Cat!"

"Shut up! Discipline!" The naked alien behind it flicked its buttocks, "Father Wang said that you should raise your hand first when speaking in class."

"But I don't have hands!" The little white chicken said aggrievedly, "If I raise my feet, I will stand on one leg. It's very dangerous!"

"It's okay, we are small, and we haven't had class yet, so we can speak freely." I said, and checked the seating chart, "Oh, that chicken, your name is Qiao Qiuqiu, right?"

"Yes!" Qiao Qiuqiu stood at attention and straightened his chicken breast, "Report to Uncle Cat, my brother just played my ass, please help me beat him!"

The unclothed alien banged his forehead on the table several times, and said angrily, "If I care about you, your surname will not be Joe!"

"It doesn't matter!" Qiao Qiuqiu said happily, "Our surname is Bai!" Then he said to the honest man next door who threatened to use some "hyperspace mech" to clean them up, "Isn't it Duoduo?"

"Call me Uncle Doken!" Honestly looked depressed, and said while covering his forehead.

I checked the seat schedule, and it turned out that this kid is called Doken, and he is relatives with Qiao Maimai and Qiao Qiuqiu.No wonder my grandpa used to say that strange flowers are all nests, and it is true.

"Okay, let's do the roll call first." I clapped my hands, opened the roster, and started to roll the roll.

I have a very poor memory, but fortunately there are only nine children in our class, so I quickly figured out who they are—except the little white chicken brothers and their Uncle Dorken, The middle school patient in the first row by the wall is Zhu Kun, who is brother to the overage kid Zhu Kui in the Violent Bear T-shirt, and the kid sitting behind him in the chrysanthemum shirt is Zhang Yuze, their cousin.The Samoyeds sitting in the first row of the second group and the third group are indeed twin brothers, one named Dumas Dumas and the other named Dumas Xiao.

I don't know if their father's name is old Dumas...

"Brick!" The last student, the name is really good, maybe his father is a rich man.

"Bricks?" No one answered, so I called again.

Then there was still no answer. At this time, I remembered that there was another person asleep. Before the roll call, I seemed to forget to wake him up, so I called Zhang Yuze: "Student Zhang, wake up the panda behind you, thank you."

"Yes!" Zhang Yuze turned around and shook the panda's ears twice, "Children's shoes! Children's shoes, wake up, school is over!"

The panda got up staggeringly, rubbed his eyes, and looked at me sleepily: "Didn't you have dinner yet? Didn't you get any snacks? Why are you leaving school? My dad said that I paid a lot of food expenses... ..."

This child is really cute, round and chubby, with big black eyes, as if wearing colored contact lenses, and he is ignorant and confused when looking at people.

"Well, it's only 08:30, morning." I comforted him and said, "We are doing the roll call. After the roll call, we will have breakfast, and after that, there will be various snacks, lunch and dinner, so don't worry about running out of food. .”

"Oh." The panda named Jin Zhuo yawned and slumped down on the desk again like a squid. I wanted him to sit up a little bit, but thinking about the previous day's class, the requirements for the children should not be too strict. say.

After getting to know each other, it was time for breakfast. The nursery teacher brought a hearty breakfast. I shared bread, salad and soup with the eight children. I was wondering whether I should go to the kitchen to get some chicken feed for Qiao Qiuqiu, and the chef ran away. He came in and handed me a baby bottle: "Hey, just now the nursery teacher left Qiao Qiuqiu behind."

It turns out that chickens eat bottles, I think it's incredible, but I have a long reflex arc, and it's probably going to be at night if the hair is fried, so I handed the bottle to Qiao Qiuqiu without saying a word.

The breakfast was very harmonious, and everyone ate very cleanly, especially the overage child named Zhu Kui, who ate a portion for two and added a chicken leg.

However, the nursery teacher said that the child had paid double meals, so I did not stop him from continuing to eat.

After breakfast, there was activity. I led eight children and took a chicken to walk the line in the activity room. After walking three times, I led them back to the classroom, ready for the first class.

"Let's tell a very interesting story today." I said, "The name of the story is "Kitten Fishing."

It's an old story that I learned as a kid in kindergarten, so it worked out pretty well.

"Okay, it's over, is the story good?" I clapped my hands and asked.

Eight children and a chicken all looked at me with eyes that I didn't understand, and then they all looked at each other and clapped their hands.

I am very relieved. After all, as a student majoring in excavators, it is not easy to be so respectable in the teaching world.

"Okay, then let's make a game." I opened the lesson plan, and it was the lesson plan I wrote last night, "The name of the game is 'role-playing', and we are going to invite two children to play the role of a kitten And mother cat, who is willing to come up and try?"

"Me!" Dumas fils raised his right hand high and looked at me with the eyes of a standard Samoyed, "I love acting the most!"

"Me!" Alexandre Dumas followed suit and raised his hand, "I love acting too!"

"Very well, then please invite Dumas and Dumas to perform this wonderful story for us." I said.

Dumas and Dumas grinned at each other and walked up hand in hand. I gave them 5 minutes to memorize lines and discuss, and then said, "Start."

The two brothers squatted down on the left and right side very tacitly, pretending to be fishing. Dumas Jr. played the role of a kitten. After squatting for a while, he jumped up and pretended to catch butterflies and dragonflies. Then, from time to time, tidy up the "fish baskets" that don't exist around you, and look like you've caught a lot of fish.

They really love acting, and I'm very relieved that I didn't choose the wrong person.

When jj arrived, the kitten found that his fish basket was empty, but his mother's fish basket was full of fish, so he was very depressed.Logically, at this time, the mother cat should enlighten the kitten and reason with him, so Dumas stood up and cleared his throat—he was about to start reading his lines.

"You are capable of fluttering butterflies, you are capable of fishing! Don't just stand there silently, I know how to play!" Alexandre Dumas put one hand on his hip and pointed to his younger brother with the other. pungent.

I was stunned: Fuck, what is he talking about?This is completely different from the lines in the textbook, are you okay, kid?

I was hesitant to stop him, but he continued: "You are good at catching dragonflies, and you are good at fishing! Don't just stand there silently, I know you are lazy!"

Enthusiastic applause rang out, and even the gold bricks that had been slumping on the table became interested, and they looked at Dumas who was screaming hoarsely and furiously.There is also the glamorous and noble Zhu Kun, with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

"You're good at catching frogs, you're good at fishing! Don't stand there silently, the bait is all gone!" Dumas was obviously crazy on his own, and encouraged by the applause, he became even more enthusiastic.

I think I should stop him immediately, because his behavior obviously deviates from the classroom plan I made, and there is a tendency to intensify, but I remembered that the instructor once said during the previous training, don't suppress the child's nature too much.

Just when I was undecided, the performance of Dumas and Dumas was over.

I breathed a sigh of relief, I'm really not a person who is good at making big decisions, and this is the best ending.So I clapped along with the other kids and asked them to go back to their seats.

After they were all seated, I asked Alexandre Dumas sincerely: "Do your parents know that you are such a dick?"

The first day of work passed in such a muddled way. I always felt that something was wrong. Teaching children should not be like this, but I am not very smart. I have said it before, so I can’t think about it in a short period of time. Understand what is wrong.

It wasn't until I finished dinner, took a shower, and fell asleep that I suddenly woke up from my sleep.

I finally understood why Shen Jingbing Kindergarten wanted me to be a preschool teacher, and I finally understood why I pushed away the all-bronze sculpture at the entrance of the job fair with one hand and they admitted me.

Because I'm stupid and tough!

It's all a conspiracy!

Although my reflex arc is relatively long, I still have a reflex arc after all, so I made a major decision after dawn-I want to resign, I want to leave the Little Zebra Special Kindergarten Class!

I don't want to stay with psychotic children!

I didn't fall asleep in the second half of the night, and ran to the principal's office at dawn.

The headmaster seemed to have expected my arrival a long time ago, and had already poured tea for me.

"You want to resign, don't you?" The headmaster's eyes were hidden behind thick glasses, "What about after resignation? Find a job again? You don't even look in the mirror. How can you find a good job like this? Xin Jingbing Kindergarten is yours. The best home, young man!"

"I, I want to resign." I was always a little nervous in the face of middle-aged men wearing glasses, swallowed, and stammered, "Well, I don't think I'm suitable for teaching children, that, I should have my own dream……"

"You are not suitable for teaching children? Then what are you suitable for?" The principal yelled at me angrily, "It's good to be alive if you still have dreams. What kind of dreams are you pursuing? It's all fools fooled by talent shows. Are you a fool? ?”

"I, I am not..." I absolutely cannot admit this.

"That's fine. Young people should be down-to-earth and don't aim too high!" The principal patted the table and said, "What's wrong with being a preschool teacher? If you don't want to be a preschool teacher, why don't you still take the postgraduate entrance examination?"

The aura of the middle-aged man was too strong, I couldn't stand it at all, he was soon caught up in questions about dreams and idiots, I completely forgot that I came to resign, and then I was kicked out of the office by him, pushed Arrived at the door of the classroom of the little zebra special kindergarten class.

I think this is fate, I am destined to be a preschool teacher.

And I don't want to take the postgraduate entrance examination.

In this way, I persevered and became the head teacher of Little Zebra’s special kindergarten class. Later, I gradually discovered that this job is not as dangerous as I imagined, although the children in the class are not normal, either become chickens or become Adult dogs, but most of the time they are very friendly, even if they fight, they will never affect me. At most, they will fight each other with equal force.For example, Qiao Maimai usually only beats Qiao Qiuqiu, or occasionally beats Doken.Dumas only fights with Dumas Xiao, and will never affect the BRIC or Zhang Yuze.

As for the Zhu Kui and Zhu Kun brothers, they are a model of brothers and sisters. They never fight or quarrel, and they are very humble. What is gratifying is that they will not turn into animals, which is really great. Yes, although I heard that their parents are very powerful, killing people and setting fires all over the world all day long, but I am only a preschool teacher, and I really can't control that much.

There is also Zhang Yuze. He has a good relationship with the Zhu brothers and often plays together. This kid has a very good temper and can get along with anyone. I fell asleep underwater for more than an hour, which scared me to death and almost sent me to the hospital.I was always worried that he would turn into a fish like Qiao Maimai and others, but he didn't, he was always a person.

As for Gold Brick, he is the quietest of all children, and has no other shortcomings except lethargy.He usually doesn't fight, but occasionally disassembles things. He once disassembled the air conditioner and projector into three astronomical telescopes. Although none of them could be used in the end, at least no one was injured or bloodshed. It just caused a little economic loss. Anyway, his parents will pay the school in the end.

With children, time always flies so fast, two years have passed before you know it, and they should be graduating.

After teaching them the last class, I quietly slipped a letter of resignation through the door of the principal's office. Although being a preschool teacher is challenging, I've had enough. Who knows that the next special class of Little Zebra will be recruited. What kind of freak, in order to live two more years, I'd better change jobs sooner.

My name is Miao Bubing. I never thought that I would become a primary school teacher.

Two months ago, I resigned from Xinjingbing Kindergarten. I thought I would return to my major, be an excavator driver, or move bricks on a construction site. After working experience, he was admitted to the No. [-] Noble Primary School in the city, and became a primary school teacher that everyone envied.

To this day, I still don't quite believe this is true, after all, I have already prepared to go to the construction site to move bricks or drive an excavator.

So life is really impermanent, just like my grandpa said, it may not be certain which cloud has rain.

I guess my good luck has finally come, the second job has reached such a big level, I will definitely be the general manager, the CEO, marry Bai Fumei in the future, and become a winner in life!

But before that I have to go to work.

I put on my newly bought suit, put on the tie my grandfather left me, took the first subway to the elementary school, and opened the door of the classroom with hope——

I never expected that my life is a gorgeous reincarnation.

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