A devil in distress is not as good as a pig

The devil is about to be born?

Zhu Ye was dumbfounded. All along, his understanding of the matter of "giving birth to a devil" was limited to words, and did not rise to the level of specific operations. At this moment, he was sitting naked on the edge of a big rosewood carved bed, which had already been done. Prepared to be fucked, but was suddenly told that she was going to have a baby soon, her meridians flowed backwards and her Qi and blood lost both——

I took off my pants, you tell me this!

"Are you okay?" Seeing his straight eyes, Mo Hu touched his hair worriedly, and untied the last layer of fabric on his body - the red apron embroidered with a picture of a hundred sons - saying that this thing is so beautiful , so Q and so cute, being worn by a real man like him, the visual impact is like thunder and blood boiling!

It's a pity that Sheng Mozi can't wear clothes... Mo Hu thought regretfully, carefully folded up the apron and put it next to the pillow: Well, put it away, and put it on for him in the future, it will definitely increase the fun!

Zhu Ye was still immersed in the thunder of "You are about to give birth, strong man", and he could no longer care about the disgusting red bellyband. He touched his chest and lower abdomen with both hands, and really didn't feel that he had any signs of labor—the belly didn't get bigger , and no labor pains.Suspiciously said: "Well, you, what devil are you talking about, where is he?"

"In your body." Mo Hu is obviously a master at stripping clothes. After taking off his wife, he took off himself. He took off all his clothes in a matter of minutes. He stood in front of him frankly, and pointed his index finger at the position of his heart, "His The demon is on your chest, can you feel it?"

Why is the devil conceived in the heart?Zhu Ye gained insight again, looked down at his bare chest, and pressed his palm lightly on his heart twice, as expected, he felt as if something was shaking slightly inside.

As if feeling his pressure, the thing jumped suddenly, and then, the cold aura dormant in his lower abdomen surged up, entangled his internal organs, and burst out an indescribable pain .

"Hiss—" Zhu Ye took a breath of cold air unexpectedly, clutched his left chest, and slumped down on the bed.Mo Hu immediately reached out to embrace him, hugged him horizontally and put him on the big bed, half hugging his upper body, stroking his back nervously: "Here we come, this is the hour... the hundred days have come!"

Hundred days?Zhu Ye held his chest and breathed heavily, his mind was a little confused, but he quickly figured out the day—yes, at this time a hundred days ago, it was the early morning of the second day of his 24th birthday, when he After drinking birthday wine and returning home, he was dragged into the illusion by the white fox in the bathtub, and then...

"Ah—" Before he had time to think about it, a sharp pain suddenly hit, Zhu Ye's eyes went dark, and he couldn't help crying out in pain.It hurts so much, the heart seems to be ripped from the middle, and the sound of tendon rupture can almost be heard, and the blood in the throat is full of blood, as if blood can be spurted out by opening the mouth.

"Ah!" Mo Hu was taken aback by him, hugging him at a loss, not knowing how to share his pain, so he could only hold his forehead with his right hand, continuously pouring cool breath into his altar, To prevent him from going crazy and hurting himself, he comforted himself incoherently: "Very, very soon... right? Uh, bear with it, bear with it, maybe he will come out soon."

"You..." You should try it yourself!Zhu Ye has the heart to kill people. Give him a gun now, and he will definitely be able to sweep Mo Hu into a sieve!

The severe pain came one after another, and just after it passed, it came back again. Zhu Ye felt that the heart in his chest was no longer his own. The pain was so severe that he could hardly breathe.After trying to bear it for a while, from the chest down, even the stomach began to convulse, the lower back was sore, and the lower abdomen was cloudy and painful as if soaked in ice water.

Fuck, this is the rhythm that will tear my car apart!Zhu Ye broke out in a cold sweat, and the sheets under his body were soaked, and half a basin of water could be squeezed out by twisting.Mo Hu's chest was leaning against his back, and there was also a cold sweat on his chest. Fortunately, his body temperature was low, and the coolness could somewhat relieve the pain.

"Don't be so tense, relax a bit." Mo Hu felt distressed and anxious. Although he had no experience in delivering babies, he saw that other demons gave birth, and it was obvious that they were born very quickly. A demon spirit popped up in minutes. Why is it so difficult to be born at home?Is it because the wife is human?Kissing Zhu Ye's sweaty forehead anxiously, comforting him with incoherent words: "Relax your body, don't fight him, you can't stop him, let him come out..."

You fucking come out quickly!Zhu Ye really wanted to punch his fox face, took a deep breath, and suddenly felt an indescribable sharp pain in his chest, as if being cut open by a sharp knife, followed by a soft "poof—— "

"Woo——" Zhu Ye's whole body trembled violently, and suddenly he relaxed, and closed his eyes tiredly, feeling that all the severe pain in his body had disappeared without a trace, and only sweat gushed out from the pores all over his body. It also seems to have spilled a bed.

"Come out!" Mo Hu's voice was both startled and joyful, almost trembling. Zhu Ye barely opened his eyes, only to see a green light spot floating slowly on his chest, faintly like the taillight of a firefly, floating. Floating to and fro, bright and dark, as if blinking mischievously.

"So cute!" Mo Hu was going crazy with joy, hugged Zhu Ye and kissed him fiercely, gently laid him flat on the pillow, waved his right hand lightly, and took the fluorescent light into his palm.

"I love you, wife!" There was a touching and grateful smile on the face of the fox who killed all living beings in a flash, and he was so handsome.Zhu Ye was shot dead for another two seconds without paying attention. Before he recovered, he heard a muffled sound of "Peng", and his whole body suddenly turned into a cloud of white smoke, like dry ice poured on a hot iron plate. Crashing all over the bed.

"..." There were so many adventures that Zhu Ye couldn't complain about his strange life anymore, so he could only stare wide-eyed at the cheating fantasy blockbuster that was playing around him.

The white smoke billowed up on the big red sandalwood carved bed, and the spot of fluorescent light that Mo Hu held in his hand fluttered slightly and gradually rose, as if it wanted to float out of the bed curtain. At this moment, a thick white smoke floated up, Wrap it heavily, and slowly form a smoke ball the size of a glutinous rice ball.In the center of the puff, the dark green fluorescence flickered, getting brighter and brighter.

Suddenly, the puff shrank tightly, expanded suddenly, and suddenly became the size of an egg, then shrunk and expanded again... after a few times, it gradually turned into a large puff of smoke the size of a shot put.

"Woooo..." There was an almost undetectable whimpering sound from inside the puff, as if some small animal was crying. Then, a pointed tip suddenly rose on the surface of the puff, and then another pointed tip, as if Two pointed ears, shaking slightly.

The puff of smoke billowed up, some places sank, some places bulged, and finally a long ribbon was pulled out in the opposite direction of the pointed ear, twisting and twisting like a tail.

"Woooo..." A hazy blue-eyed little white fox wobbled out of the thick smoke, its whole body was round and chubby, because its short legs couldn't bear the weight of its body, and after crawling twice, its left foot stumbled over its right foot. He fell down and lay on Zhu Ye's ankle, crying.

Is this... the devil?Zhu Ye looked at the little fox hugging his ankle and crying with a stiff expression, secretly thinking that monsters also follow the law of inheritance, this guy really looks like a big fox!

The white smoke scattered on the bed gradually shrank and condensed into the image of a man. Mo Hu heaved a long sigh of relief and got up beside Zhu Ye.But within ten minutes, he seemed to have lost a lot of weight, his complexion was not as good as before, his eyes were dim, and it seemed that it took a lot of energy for him to split into a little fox.

"Ah, so cute!" Mo Hu's eyes lit up when he saw the little fox, he gently picked him up from Zhu Ye's feet, and fondled him for a long time, his fatherly affection was beyond words.

The little fox rounded up into a small ball, only the size of a shot put, lying on the palm of Mo Hu and whispering softly, whistling cutely, but the green fox eyes secretly aimed at Zhu Ye's direction, as if wanting to get close to him very much. His cold aura did not dare to pass.

Mo Hu got bored with his son for a long time, then remembered that his wife was still lying next to him, and hurriedly hugged the little fox to Zhu Ye's pillow like a treasure, and said flatteringly, "Look, how beautiful, she looks just like you!"

"..." Zhu Ye turned his head silently. It's true that the little fox is very cute, but I'm just a human being. When you flatter me, please be careful!

Mo Hu also realized that there was something wrong with what he said. It seemed that saying "so and so is a vixen" to human beings was a very vicious slander, so he shut up wisely, slipped out of bed with the little fox in his arms, put on his coat, Tucking his son into his sleeve, he approached courteously: "Aye, are you tired? Is it hot? I'll take you to take a bath, okay?"

Strictly speaking, Zhu Ye only had a sesame-sized spot of light, but his physical exertion was enormous. His internal organs seemed to have shifted, his bones seemed to be falling apart, and he didn't even want to move a single finger.But the sheets were soaked with sweat and crumpled by him. It was really uncomfortable to lie like this, so he stood up and said, "I will wash it myself."

"I'll hug you!" Mo Hu hugged him horizontally without saying a word, and walked to the hot spring outside the door with his wife and son in his arms.

Zhu Ye was powerless to struggle, and could only lie in his arms resignedly. Mo Hu had a very light body odor, like grass mint, with a hint of sweetness, clear and charming at the same time, very pleasant smell.

This is fox flavor, right?Zhu Ye sniffed it, and secretly complained: A male fox is so fragrant, no wonder people say "Show Fox"!

It was not yet bright outside, and only a little white belly was exposed in the east. The hot spring pool under the eaves was full of steam, and there was a unique sulfur smell of geothermal water.With long legs and long hands, Mo Hu stepped across the beautiful stone on the bank, gently supported Zhu Ye's body in the water, and spread a large snow-white bath towel on the stone bank behind him, and said softly, "Are you tired? Soak for a while, let me wipe your back later?"

You can do it a little more... Zhu Ye ignored him, squinted his eyes and lay on his back on the bath towel, sighing comfortably.After a while, he squinted at the side, and saw Mo Hu squatting there like a big dog, and Xing Xing stared at him, as if waiting to be dispatched at any time.

Zhu Ye really couldn't figure it out, how did such a bastard who repeatedly broke the IQ in front of him design such a black-bellied serial scheme to turn his grandfather into a vegetative state?

Is he smart?

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." There was a faint crying sound from nowhere. Mo Hu and Zhu Ye looked at each other stupidly, and suddenly realized that they were shocked and took out a small white ball of hair from his sleeve. He apologized loudly: "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, why did I forget you, son, are you okay?"

The little fox cried pear blossoms with rain, and huddled in a ball in the palm of Mo Hu's hand. His tears fell on his fingers, and his pointed fox ears trembled. Looking at his back, he could feel the profound feeling that he was neglected by his parents. sad.

"Be good, don't cry, it's all about the father's fault." Mo Hu changed from an idiot to a loving father in a second, hugging and touching and kissing his son, but the little fox seemed to be angry, and he moved his mouth together. In the past, she twisted and turned around, and pointed her furry little butt at him: "Hmph!"

While being arrogant, she secretly looked at Zhu Ye with her bright blue eyes: "Hey..."

Mo Hu looked at his son in embarrassment, then at his wife, took off his coat and walked into the soup pool, groped and sat down beside Zhu Ye, and said with a shy face, "He is so cute, can you give him a hug?" good?"

After struggling for a long time, Zhu Ye stretched out his hand and took the "son" over with difficulty.

There was a fluffy touch from the palm, the cub's milk fur was thin and soft, different from that of a puppy, cat or piglet, rubbing against the skin had a kind of throbbing that made the apex of the heart itchy.His body temperature is lower than that of normal animals, and it is as cold as Mohu. When he holds it in the palm of his hand, his body and mind calm down.

Father and son are connected, although his body was given by Mo Hu, but his soul came from Zhu Ye.Holding the little fox cub in both hands, a corner of Zhu Ye's cold heart suddenly seemed to be melted by something, turning into a puddle of warm sugar water.

The little fox stopped crying as soon as it was in his hands, curled up into a ball, covered its face with its tail, and stared at him eagerly with only one right eye, a little eager and a little scared, and whispered for a long time: "MIU~"

For some reason, Zhu Ye suddenly thought of Mo Molai, and his heart softened all of a sudden. He sighed silently, put the little fox in the water with one hand, and rubbed him with warm pool water. back, rubbed his belly again, and finally poured water on his head.

"Ah chirp—" As soon as its head got wet, the little fox panicked and sneezed, its four paws desperately paddling and pulling up in the water, like a dog pawing.Zhu Ye always held his belly to prevent him from sinking, and let him toss and toss. After a long time, the little fox realized the problem and stopped scratching. His two front paws tightly hugged his wrist, and his fat belly was pressed against his palm. An Anxin got down on the ground: "MIU~"

The fluff was soaked and drooping on his head. The little guy looked extremely funny. His pointed ears were as thin as paper, almost allowing light to pass through. Zhu Ye dipped in water and rubbed his ears, and found that he and Mo Like Dendrobium, the tip of the ear is a little pink, but it is probably because it is too small and the hair has not grown fully, so it is not very conspicuous.

Mo Hu watched their "father and son" interacting intimately, the fox's eyes were bent into crescents, and he was so cute that he fainted. It was not until Zhu Ye wrapped the little fox in a towel and put it on the bath towel on the shore that he was cold. He came back to his senses under the stare.

"What, what's the matter?" Although Mo Hu has always been heartless, he has stayed in the human world for so long, and he knows a little bit about the world. He knows that he has done too much shit on Zhu Ye, and he stares at him. Immediately feeling guilty, she held a loofah brush and smiled obsequiously, "Do you want to rub your back?"

Zhu Ye twitched his mouth, shook his head, reached out to touch the cigarette case on the shore, lit a cigarette and smoked it, still looking at him coldly.

Mo Hu was sweating, looked at his son who was rolling around on the towel and rubbed his hair, Qi Qi Ai Ai said: "If you have a child, you should stop smoking, right? That is not good for your own health."

Zhu Ye wanted to say, what the hell did you do that was good for my health?He caught sight of the little fox out of the corner of his eyes, but swallowed his words again, leaned on the stone bank to sit downwind, and said, "Come here."

Mo Hu had no choice but to follow him, wanting to sit beside him, but Zhu Ye was leaning against a sunken stone crevice, and there was no way to sit beside him, so he squatted opposite him like a big Satsuma, waiting for his wife to speak.

"When will you return your cultivation to my grandfather?" Zhu Ye was smoking a cigarette with gloomy eyes. Although he was two sizes smaller than Mo Hu, his aura was ten times stronger than him.

Such a beautiful morning, why mention those boring people and things?The corner of Mo Hu's mouth twitched, reluctantly said: "Wait until I complete the third level of magic cultivation."

"When did you achieve the third level of magic cultivation?"

"This...it's hard to say." Mo Hu's words are not an excuse. The first level of magic cultivation is foundation building. For top-level light-type demons like him, it takes 30 days to absorb the aura of some low-level spiritual things. That's enough (don't mention procrastination or something, people's minds were more chaotic at that time, and they didn't have much self-motivation).

When it comes to the second level of magic cultivation - "incarnation", low-level spiritual objects have little effect. You can either cultivate by yourself or absorb the cultivation base of other practitioners. However, as long as you have a suitable absorbing target, it is easier than the first level of cultivation. , Ten days and half a month with good qualifications can succeed.

But when it comes to the third level of magic cultivation - "Fusion Qi", it is much more difficult. Unless there is a double cultivation object with complementary aura, the general demons cannot enter the country for several years.Therefore, at this time, many demons will participate in the official blind date meeting held by Pangu (the settlement of the demons) to find a suitable dual-cultivation demon couple.

At the beginning, Mo Hu's parents met on a blind date, but the relationship they got from the blind date was relatively fragile. They divorced after less than ten years together, which is probably why Mo Hu has been so quiet— —The bear child who didn't have a good time in the second stage of middle school, it's strange if he doesn't take revenge on society when he grows up.

"What do you mean?" Zhu Ye stared at him with phoenix eyes: "I've already married you as a good deal, so you still want to play tricks?"Do you know how to write the word "death"?

When Mo Hu was stared at by him, he was immediately hit by an arrow in the knee, shaking his body, and said: "This, it depends on your intentions, as long as you cooperate, that one should be faster."