A devil in distress is not as good as a pig

"Me? I cooperate? What do you mean?" Zhu Ye was surprised.

Mo Hu reported to his wife in detail with an honest face: "If we demons want to practice the third level of magic cultivation alone, the progress will be very slow, and it is possible that we will not be able to cultivate in ten or eight years. Unless..." Bilu A black-bellied light flashed in the fox's eyes, "You can double cultivate with the magic couple!"

Double cultivation?If I remember correctly, it should be XXOO, right?Zhu Ye's black line, he vaguely remembered that his grandfather mentioned that certain evil sects would use this kind of indiscriminate method to cultivate in order to improve their cultivation in a short period of time. I said male X male, the demons really have a heavy taste!

Thinking of the fact that the dead fox used his grandfather to coerce him into marrying him, and now he wants to use the same method to coerce him to cooperate with him XXOO, Zhu Ye has the urge to kill, and the eyes of Mo Hu began to emit a cold and fierce light: "How to double cultivation?"

Mo Hu was selectively blinded by his anger, rubbed his hands together embarrassedly, but the upturned corners of his mouth couldn't hide the wretchedness in his heart: "It's nothing difficult, just you let me sleep once a day...or several times That’s fine. Well, by the way, the more sleep I get, the faster I can enter the realm, three or five times, seven or eight times or ten times a night, maybe two or three months to complete the cultivation, hehe.”

"You..." You are really in good health!But is Lao Tzu so unfucking?The veins on Zhu Ye's forehead popped up, and he was about to lose his temper when suddenly there was a light "plop" sound from the shore, followed by the miserable cry of the little fox: "MIU~MIU~" It turned out that the little guy was rubbing his fur on the shore, Rolling in the wrong direction, Chili Gulu fell into the water.Because she couldn't swim, she could only use her short legs to thump desperately, calling for help while thumping.

"Son!" As if he had been pardoned, Mo Hu immediately rolled and crawled to retrieve his son. As soon as the little fox was picked up by him, he spat water all over his face and coughed delicately: "Ka Ka Ka! Ka Ka! Woo Hoo Woo..."

"Oh, it's so pitiful. It's all because of Dad. Dad will take you to blow hair. Be good. After blowing hair, I will sleep with you as a turtle. The baby will soon become a human..." Mo Hu looked at Zhu Ye with a knife-like gaze again. Selective blindness, holding the little fox naked, climbed ashore and walked to the bedroom, leaving his wife alone to think about the scientific issue of whether to double cultivation or not.

The father and son are gone forever, and I don't know whether they are blowing their hair high or avoiding him on purpose. Zhu Ye smoked half a pack of cigarettes and didn't wait for someone to rub his back, because he was too tired after giving birth, and slowly Leaning against the rocky shore, he fell asleep.

Between half-dream and half-awake, his body was lifted from the water, Zhu Ye opened his eyes in a daze, the sun was glaring, he saw only a face against the light, and smelled the familiar scent of mint at the end of his nose, he knew it was Mo Hu, Then he let him carry himself back to the bedroom, and placed him in the soft and clean bedding.

A fluffy ball crawled over and squirmed into his arms. Zhu Ye turned over uncomfortably and pressed against something like a soft tail. A faint crying sound came from his ears immediately: "Oh!"

"Shh... I'm tired and I want to sleep, be good." Mo Hu's voice, and then the tail under him was pulled away. Zhu Ye lay down a little more comfortably, and heard the little fox still crying, but his mouth As if being covered by something, the voice was muffled: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

The world quieted down, and Zhu Ye fell into sleep again.

It was dusk when he woke up again. Zhu Ye opened his eyes and saw the big red butterfly wearing the top of the flowered tent. It took him a long time to realize that he married a male fox last night. He frowned and moaned, and a tall man appeared beside him The figure: "Aye, are you awake? Are you hungry? Do you want honey?"

Honey?Why eat honey?Zhu Ye was baffled, and when he turned his head, he found that Mo Hu had changed into a shirt and trousers, and he was bowing his waist and serving attentively by the bed. Let alone a handsome man is a beautiful man, he is graceful in Hanfu, and he is also a talent in modern clothes.

So Zhu Ye suddenly found that his ability to appreciate masculinity is a little bit higher than that of female sex. Sure enough, sexuality is also a matter of appearance.

Looking behind him again, Zhu Ye finally understood why he asked "whether you want to eat honey or not" - a little black bear the height of one person was standing behind him, with its hind legs upright, holding a large beehive in its front paws, and a black bear. His eyes looked in the direction of the bed curiously.

Why does he have another accomplice besides Andrew?what is this?Black fur monster?Are you making Journey to the West?

"Is there any normal food?" Zhu Ye was indeed a little hungry, and said with a cold face, "People eat."

"Yes, yes, they are already doing it, but they are clumsy and slow, you wait for me to remind you." Mo Hu immediately turned around and poked the little black bear: "Go and see how they are doing, hurry up point!"

The little black bear nodded, hugged the hive and walked away standing upright.Mo Hu turned his face, and changed into a 24 filial idiot face again: "Wear a shirt or a T-shirt? In fact, you look good in Hanfu. There are Confucian clothes in the dowry, do you want to try it?"

Hearing the word "dowry", Zhu Ye's blood surged, and he said coldly: "No need." He took the shirt at the bedside and put it on. He needed to wear pants, and it was inconvenient for him to have an injured leg. Mo Hu immediately squatted down to help him put on Well, that's called carefulness, even the folds of his shirt were meticulously pinched when he tucked his trousers.

Anyway, he had already seen everything inside and out, and Zhu Ye didn't care about his nakedness, so he supported the bed frame and let him serve him.After wearing it, Mo Hu still hugged the full-length mirror for him to see: "Is it suitable?"

It's all my own clothes, what's wrong with it?Zhu Ye reluctantly nodded, and Mo Hu smiled contentedly: "Our shirts are for couples."

It's just two numbers of the same style, what kind of couple's style is this?Zhu Ye squinted at him disdainfully, but Mo Hu didn't realize it, and ran away again carrying the full-length mirror.

Fortunately, he has a lot of strength!

Mo Hu ran to the kitchen to urge dinner, Zhu Ye walked to the window on crutches, and was surprised to find a big tortoise squatting on the sofa. She was sleeping soundly with her tail, her pointed ears twitched, as if she was having a nervous dream, and her short legs twitched from time to time.

This is... the truth?Zhu Ye leaned over and took a closer look, and recognized that the tortoise was the mount that Andrew bought for Mo Mo back then, with a red string tied to its tail, which was obviously given as his "dowry" yesterday.The little guy was lying on the back of the tortoise. Although he was a fox and not a piglet, his posture and expression were exactly the same as Momo's, and even the frequency of his hind paws shaking was similar in purpose!

etc!What's wrong!The expression on Zhu Ye's face was unpredictable, as if he suddenly understood something, just when Mo Hu came in with a tea tray, he turned his head and pierced his sharp eyes: "You are Mo Mo?!"

"Huh?" Mo Hu was taken aback for a moment, then carefully placed the tea tray on the table, and said shyly, "Did you see it?"

"..." If Zhu Ye hadn't been holding on to his crutches, he would have been so angry that he pointed his index finger at his foxy face, trembling a little, "You, you, tell me clearly, what's going on here !"

"Don't be angry." Seeing that his face turned pale with anger, Mo Hu rubbed his hands distressedly, trying to pull him but didn't dare, and said with a smile, "Well, dinner is ready, can you eat first? It hurts to be angry on an empty stomach, can I tell you slowly when you are full? This story can be long, really."

According to Zhu Ye's temper, such a big matter must be thoroughly figured out immediately, but maybe it was too much physical exertion last night, or maybe he was too hungry, and when he said "dinner", Yunyun's stomach suddenly "gurgled" up.Immediately, Raksha's face could not be restrained, he gritted his teeth bitterly, and said, "Be honest with me, there is a lie..."

"You never end with me!" Mo Hu knew his various mantras like the back of his hand, and immediately answered the words faithfully, but what he thought in his heart was: Isn't the life of a couple just endless?

Zhu Ye snorted, and sat down at the table with his support, and saw four exquisite side dishes on the tea tray: a plate of bamboo fungus with grilled gallbladder, a plate of yam and black fungus, a plate of wild ginseng stewed matsutake, and a plate of The scrambled eggs with lichen, although they are all vegetarian dishes, are fragrant and full of fresh mountain flavors.

"Try it." Mo Hu served him a bowl of rice, and watched him take a mouthful of matsutake and put it into his mouth. An expression of "seeking praise" immediately appeared on his face, and he almost stretched out his tail to shake it. up.

"Not bad." Although Zhu Ye was pampered and pampered since he was a child, he has to admit that these dishes are the best in the world, and the technique is nothing but the choice of ingredients, which are already cooked and served in his mouth When it was inside, it was as if it had just been cut off from the branch, and it was almost like tasting the sweetness of life.

A satisfied smile suddenly spread around Mo Hu's mouth: "It's just as long as you like it."

Zhu Ye snorted reservedly, swallowed the food in his mouth, and asked, "You made it?"

"That's not it." Just joking about how the deity could be near the cook... Mo Hu shook his head proudly, but when he saw Zhu Ye's satisfied expression when he chewed the food, he immediately abandoned his self-esteem as a demon, and said humbly: "If you like it, I will do it in the future." Study hard!"

The corner of Zhu Ye's mouth twitched. He was so hungry that he couldn't care less about talking to him, so he ate mouthful after mouthful.

Suddenly the window was scratched twice, Mo Hu stretched out his hand to push open the window sash, and said arrogantly: "Is the dessert ready?"

"Squeak..." There was a small cry from outside the window, and then a pair of small slender claws brought a fine bone china white tea saucer in, "Squeak!"

"Come, try the dessert." Mo Hu put the tea saucer in Zhu Ye's hand, with a spring-like smile on his face, "Fresh black truffle chocolate, you will feel better after eating it." When I confessed in a while Don't be too angry dear.

Who the hell is cooking?Why can't talk but squeak?Zhu Ye looked out of the window strangely, and saw a large group of little orange squirrels standing in a long line on the window sill, from his bedroom to the kitchen door, a translucent fat figure was busy in the kitchen Shaking around, from time to time, vegetable leaves and egg shells were thrown into the trash can.

"That's my newly recruited subordinate, a mountain spirit who is good at human cooking, and these squirrels are his disciples and grandchildren." Mo Hu waved his hand, and the little squirrels waved their thin paws to salute him, and ran in a neat line gone.He closed the window and said to Zhu Ye, "Don't be afraid, he's just a squirrel spirit who has cultivated for less than 300 years, and he can't even transform into a human form. Not bad, right? It’s a pity that the spell he practiced forbids meat, so he can’t make meat dishes, so the taste is a bit bland.”

Zhu Ye swallowed a mouthful of bamboo fungus and neither vomited nor vomited. Thinking that these things were made by a big squirrel as tall as a person, he felt that his stomach could not bear it at all.After struggling for a long time before swallowing the meal, he pointed to lichen fried eggs and asked, "Isn't this considered a meat dish?"

"Of course not. This is the egg of a female bird. It has not been stepped on by the male bird. It is lifeless." Mo Hu added half a bowl of rice to him, and said, "It's like human sperm, which has not combined with the egg. , it’s not considered a meat dish if you eat it.”

"You!" Your metaphor is simply outrageous!Zhu Ye was disgusted, is Nima's sperm food?You still let people not eat!

Mo Hu didn't realize it, and put several chopsticks and bird eggs in his plate: "Eat, you will have strength after eating... so what. I know you like meat, bear with me, wait until I help little sunflower practice Become the second level of demon cultivation, transform into a human form, and we can go down the mountain to eat a big meal."

Zhu Ye decided not to eat sperm for the rest of his life... No, it was bird eggs. He silently poured out the yellow food on the plate, and took some yams to eat. who is it?"