A devil in distress is not as good as a pig

With the super bloody but impeccable excuse of "amnesia", Mo Hu successfully separated "the current him" from "the him before he became the second level of magic cultivation", and put away all black-bellied, cunning and shameless behaviors. They are all pushed to the former, and the latter is shaped into a new attack with four ideals, morality, responsibility and principle.

What's even more amazing is that no matter what Zhu Ye asked, he could finally come to the magical conclusion "This is all my deep love for you" without any obstacles.For example: "Why did you frame my grandfather?"

"In order to cultivate human form to be by your side as soon as possible, this is all my deep love for you."

"Why do you threaten me to marry you?"

"Any love that is not for the purpose of marriage is hooliganism! Of course I want to marry you if I love you! This is all my deep love for you!"

Even to the question "Why do you want to catch the mountain people's chicken?", he can answer plausibly: "It's because I ate the chicken that I have the strength to plot against your grandpa. This is all my deep love for you!"

Facing such a logic monster whose moral integrity was shattered, Zhu Ye could only "hehe".

Unknowingly, the night was already deep, and the food on the table was completely cold. Zhu Ye kept stirring the water shield soup in the bowl, imagining that Mohu had turned into a water shield that couldn't swim, screaming in the soup. Rolling and howling.

"MIU~" Suddenly there was a slight cry, and the couple turned their heads at the same time, and found that Little Sunflower had woken up at some point, crawled onto the table along the legs of the table, and was dragging a large piece of scrambled bird eggs. I gnawed hard, because I only had a few small deciduous teeth, and I couldn't bite much, and my face was full of saliva.

"Oh, my dear son, you are too young to eat this thing!" Mo Hu was startled, and immediately snatched the bird's egg from his paws, then squeezed his mouth open to swallow all that was not swallowed. Take it out.The little fox was hurt by him, and cried loudly, scratching and biting him to bounce him away, and rolled on the table: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!" At hand, secretly glanced at him out of the corner of his eye.

"Don't cry, don't cry, it's because Dad is bad, be good." Mo Hu went to hug his son, but Little Sunflower didn't appreciate it. She crawled around under his hands but refused to let him hug him. In the end, it was Zhu Ye who made the move. Reluctantly stopped, and let "Ma Ma" hug him on his lap.

"MIU~" Little Sunflower lay on Zhu Ye's lap, holding his thumb in her mouth with her front paws, and wiping his pants with drips of saliva.Zhu Ye was tickled by him, bent his fingers and flicked his nose lightly, Little Sunflower laughed out loud "Ha!" and stammered, "Ma~eat~"

He could even talk...Zhu Ye was amazed, and asked Mo Hu: "What did he say? Are you hungry because you drool so much?"

"Uh...probably, speaking of it, he was born at the right time, so it's time to feed him something." Mo Hu put some water on a small saucer and brought it to Xiao Sunflower's mouth: "My dear son, drink first." Get some water, the milk powder will be bought soon, and dad will make a bottle for you."

Little Sunflower spit out her little pink tongue and licked two mouthfuls of clear water, then pushed away the saucer in disgust: "Bah!"

"You can't just drink water, you have to drink milk powder. The baby is going to be starving." Mo Hu put down the saucer and looked out anxiously through the window: "This useless thing, I went to buy milk powder all day long." Damn, he even boasted that Haikou said he was fast on foot, so fast!"

"Who? Who went to buy milk powder?" Zhu Ye asked curiously, following his gaze to look out the window, there was no one outside, only the shadows of the branches shaking in the wind.

At this moment, Mo Hu suddenly beamed with joy, and said: "Hey, he's back right now!" As soon as the words fell, a thin figure ran over from the direction of the gate, and neither heard the door nor heard the door ring. Hearing the sound of footsteps, he flickered to the eaves outside the house.

"Tu Tuk Tuk..." There was a knock on the door of the room. A thin and small lady was carrying a huge backpack and two large Watsons shopping bags in each hand. Chirping: "There are too many people queuing, the bus broke down halfway, and there was a gay parade, and I was almost dragged home by a wretched uncle, and finally came back unscathed!"

"I haven't talked about you yet, you complained a lot first, what time is it? Did you go to the supermarket until after ten o'clock in the evening?" Mo Hu reprimanded him unhappily.Zhengtai was standing there with her shopping bag in her hand, her big eyes were blinking like tears, two pointed ears popped out of her short hair, she curled her lips aggrievedly and said, "It's hard to carry too many things, you just do shopping The list is only one meter long..."

Seeing that he was too thin and too small, Zhu Ye shivered while holding the shopping bag, and said, "Okay, put the things down." While guessing whether his ears were put on or real—Mo Hu's subordinates , I guess there are no humans, right?

"The boss told you to put it down, why don't you thank him soon?" Mo Hu said with a dignified expression.Xiaozheng quickly put down the shopping bag and bowed to Zhu Ye: "Thank you, big brother!"

Zhu Ye was very upset-will there be many such non-human beings under his command in the future?Is it really appropriate for a gangster to recruit so many demons and goblins?

"Aye, don't be afraid." Mo Hu noticed that he had been staring at the sharp ears on Zhengtai's head, and hurriedly explained, "His name is Maomao, and he is a bobcat spirit who has practiced for 500 years. I'm used to putting away my ears and tail, so I'll just fine tune it."

Xiaozheng was taken aback for a moment, touched the top of his head, and immediately showed frustration: "Hey, I said why people always look at me strangely. It turns out that my ears are protruding, and the Cosplay club asked me if I want to join, my lord, When will you teach me the superior magic cultivation? I can't wait."

Mo Hu gently turned his little head 180 degrees, and pointed to the door: "You can go out, I will hold a technical exchange meeting after I finish my work, study and study your respective qualifications, and wait for the big boss to lead you When you return to Haicheng, I will give you some good advice."

"Huh, really?" Mao Mao's eyes sparkled, "Big brother, is he going to take us to Haicheng? That's great. I'm going to go shopping and gamble. There are a lot of duty-free shops over there..." while chattering Then, one side was pushed out the bedroom door.

"I don't know the ghosts in the country, they are all land turtles." Mo Hu smiled and closed the door, and opened the backpack left by Maomao, which was full of baby milk powder imported from the Netherlands, ranging from one stage to three stages, and a big one, one small two Pigeon glass feeding bottle.

"You want me to bring them back to Haicheng? You're not serious, are you?" Zhu Ye felt a little dizzy.Mo Hu said while flushing the bottle: "Of course it is true. Some businesses in your family are not suitable for human beings at all. It is most suitable to leave them to spirit monsters. These guys are all transformed from small beasts. Their brains are relatively stupid. Even There is no need to pay salary, as long as I call them casually, they will be grateful, what a bargain."

You really saved me money!Zhu Ye supported his forehead, and said: "I heard from my grandfather that they are all from mountain spirits, and they cannot leave Lianwu Mountain. Only the spiritual energy here can allow them to continue to practice, and they will slowly wither when they come to places where humans live. Aren't you hurting them?"

"How could it be? I'm a Bodhisattva." Mo Hu prepared the milk powder, hugged the little sunflower and prepared to feed him, and said, "Isn't my magic ring on you?"

"The Lord of the Rings?" Zhu Ye was taken aback, did you go to the wrong set?Think you're a taller version of Frodo?

"That's right, it's on your ring finger. Do you still remember the bronze ring you wore on your hand? Back then, the demon spirit of the tooth beast and I were attached to it." Mo Hu pointed to his left hand, "This is our demon clan's ring." The treasure of the township passed down from generation to generation is also a symbol of the status of the demon. Every demon will wear it as a token on the ring finger of the demon couple on the day of their wedding. This is why I must double cultivate with you to stabilize the demon. The reason. It has been integrated with you now, unless we divorce in front of the Demon God, or I pass the Demon Lord's seat to someone else, otherwise it will always belong to you."

Wearing a ring will lose your virginity, it really is...Zhu Ye looked at the unnecessary ring on his left ring finger, his intestines were green with regret, he gritted his teeth for a long time, and comforted himself to let the past go, and in the future he will even Bringing the interest back, he asked Mo Hu: "What's the relationship between the ring and the mountain spirit?"

Mo Hu didn't have time to answer him, he was busy fighting with his son, because Little Sunflower had already tasted the taste of bird eggs, so she refused to eat and drink milk, and bit the pacifier through, and spit him out with a "puff puff" Frothy face, rolling around and making noise: "No no no no! Balls!"

Zhu Ye was still waiting for Mo Hu to reveal the secret, and was agitated by his son's quarrel. He grabbed the little fox by the back of the neck and said with a serious face, "Don't make trouble! Obediently drink milk!"

"Hi——" Little Sunflower was startled by him, and stopped talking instantly, but after less than two seconds, she suddenly burst into tears with a "wow——", which was earth-shattering.

"Hey, don't scare him, he's still young and ignorant." Mo Hu was heartbroken and snatched his son from him, "Put him down quickly, how uncomfortable it is to carry him like this."

Zhu Ye was also taken aback by the cry of the little sunflower shaking the world, but he was always ruthless, and he would never be soft when dealing with enemies who rebounded wildly. He blocked Mo Hu's hand, put the little sunflower on his knee, He took the baby bottle and poked it near his mouth: "Do you want to eat? If you don't eat, I'll fall down. You can continue to sleep the turtle while you're hungry!"

"Hi——" Little Sunflower looked at his unloving Rakshasa face in horror, and stopped crying again as if cut by a knife. She looked at Mo Hu for help, and found that his useless father was yelled at by his wife I was scared, shrugged my mouth, and shed tears while holding the bottle with her front paws, stuffed the broken nipple into her mouth, and started drinking.

"Good boy." Zhu Ye patted his head tenderly, which was rare. Little Sunflower was so flattered that she immediately forgot that she was yelled at by "Ma Ma" just now, and wagged her tail at him.

"You're really good!" Mo Hu looked at his wife adoringly, and wagged his tail with his son.

"Go ahead." Zhu Ye tapped Mohu with his chin while breastfeeding his son, "The ring and the mountain spirit."

"Oh, that's right." Mo Hu picked up the topic and said, "The Lord of the Rings is the supreme treasure of the demon race. It has a different dimension in it, which is similar to the Xuyi illusion I took you to. It is full of beneficial things. The spiritual energy cultivated by the demons is at least two or three times faster to enter the realm. Although the Lord of the Rings space is not as wide as Lianwu Mountain, it is not a problem to hold dozens or hundreds of spiritual objects. If you want, you can Pick a few spirits that you want to take away, and sign a contract with them. We will provide them with a better space for cultivation, and they will do things for us that humans cannot do. .”

Is that all right?For the first time, Zhu Ye felt that the marriage business between himself and Mo Hu had made some money. He was very glad that he didn't cut off his fingers at the time, and nodded, "That's fine, I'll leave this matter to you." After thinking about it He added, "Chef Squirrel is one of them. His vegetarian food is pretty good. Dad has been a Buddhist for the past two years. He needs to be a vegetarian on the first and fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year. I just sent it to him."

"It should be." Mo Hu nodded happily, "Our dad will definitely like it."

Hey, don't push your nose on your face, my dad is my dad. When did you become "our dad"?Zhu Ye glared at him, and was about to make a clear distinction with him, when Little Sunflower finished drinking the milk and poked him with the bottle: "Ma~ma~"

Zhu Ye sent Mo Hu to wash the baby bottle, and rubbed his belly with the little sunflower himself——Mo Hu was inexperienced, and the milk powder was too much, and the little sunflower drank it all in one go, and his belly was as full as a balloon. Straight whimper.

After kneading for a while, I became impatient, but Little Sunflower really liked to be bored with him. Zhu Ye had no choice but to resort to the big killer—IPad, open "Fruit Ninja" and put it on the bed, and threw his son on the IPad , The little fox immediately went crazy, with four paws frantically scratching on the touch screen, and soon broke Zhu Ye's previous highest record in "Zen Mode".

"Isn't it good to be addicted to video games so early?" Mo Hu came in after washing the baby bottle, a little disapproving of his wife's approach, but he immediately changed his mind after he gave him a sideways look, "But this is not considered a video game, it is at most a running Chances are, he eats a lot and needs to move more.”

"Tomorrow, ask Maomao to go down the mountain and buy some more IPads for him to play with. Remember to put a more wear-resistant film on it." Zhu Ye moved his son and the "treadmill" to the sofa, and Dan Feng glanced at Mo Hu , walked to the bedside: "Don't you say that you can practice double cultivation to achieve the third level? Why are you still standing there? You can't wait for grandpa!"

Mohu: =mouth=!Wife, you blamed me wrongly, I can't wait long ago!