A devil in distress is not as good as a pig

"Little Sunflower? Oh, I forgot to tell you, it's a nickname I just gave my son." Mo Hu said happily, "Our moon fox is a demon of the light system, and Little Sunflower likes to face the light the most. How about this name? Not bad, isn't it cute?"

Isn't little sunflower a child's cold medicine?Zhu Ye didn't like the name a little bit, but after reading it twice in his heart, he felt that it was acceptable, so he said, "Whatever you want."

"You're not happy?" Mo Hu was a little disappointed, but immediately said with a smile on his face, "Don't worry, I'll save the first name for you. Our family name is Mo, what do you think is better for him to be called Mo?"

Zhu Ye frowned: "Why is the surname Mo?" Why did I have to take your surname after I suffered such a great crime to get him out?

"Eh? But I'm his father." Mo Hu was stunned, "Could it be that your surname is Zhu? Isn't it suitable?"

"What's wrong?" Zhu Ye put down his chopsticks, took a sip of tea, and put a piece of black truffle chocolate in his mouth. Well, it tastes good, sweet and delicious, with the aroma of chocolate and the unique layer of black truffle It is two points better than the craftsmanship of Michelin's top chefs.He squinted his eyes and thought for a while, then said, "My dad's generation is more 'stone', my generation is more 'fire', his generation should be more 'soil', little sunflower... let's call it Zhu Kui. "

"..." Mo Hu looked at him with a bitter face, hesitant to speak.Zhu Ye was happy to see him deflated, squinting his eyes and said, "Why, you are not satisfied?"

Mo Hu lowered his head aggrievedly, picked up the tea bowl and pretended to drink tea, but under the cover of the bowl cover, there was a sly smile on the corner of his mouth, and said quietly: "How could it be, I will listen to you."

Zhu Ye felt relieved for a while, picked up a piece of chocolate and put it into his mouth, but before he swallowed it, he heard him say again: "Then I will take your last name too, it's not good to have two last names in a family, you say my How about Zhu Mo? It sounds quite elegant, your father likes to be arty, he will definitely like me when he hears this name, first impression is very important..."

Zhu Ye's expression froze on his face, and he vaguely felt that he had fallen into some kind of black-bellied trap—what was going on with his family?When did I admit that you big and small foxes are my family?And why should I let you, a bitch, see my dad? !

"Oh, the soup is here." The window rang, and Mo Hu immediately changed the topic, opened the window, took a bowl of green clear soup from the hand of the squirrel brother, and put it in front of Zhu Ye: "Fresh water shield soup, drink it while it's hot, You have a bad stomach, don't let it cool down."

Zhu Ye half-closed his eyes and looked at his honest fox face, and gradually felt a little real about the fact that "it was this bastard who plotted against grandpa".

Although Zhu Ye had to admit that he was at a disadvantage in the confrontation just now, but after so many years, he finally met such a disgusting, shameless and scheming opponent. In the depths of his heart, the feeling of emptiness, loneliness, and coldness similar to that of Dugu Qiubai suddenly appeared. He was cured, and a new sustenance was born in life.

Acura do always come in pairs.

"Let's talk about the pig." Zhu Ye didn't pursue too much on the issue of Little Sunflower's name. Although he was suspected of being tricked, as a super protective man, Little Fox's surname must be sure and affirmed. Yes, so he immediately changed the topic to the channel he followed.

Mo Hu praised his wife's EQ, and said, "Then why don't you drink the soup first... I told you that you can promise me not to be angry. I really didn't mean to lie to you."

Zhu Ye snorted to show that you don't want to be delusional. I should be angry and I should be angry.Mohu sighed, and said: "I come from another world that exists parallel to the human world—Xuyi Realm, and I am the supreme ruler of the demon race, Mozun Mohu."

Zhu Ye was choked by the water shield soup. He originally thought that Mo Hu was at best a vixen who had practiced for thousands of years, but he did not expect that he came from another world, and he was like the president of the country. He instantly felt that his marriage was high-end and grand. He stepped up, took out a napkin, covered his mouth and coughed twice: "Go on."

Mo Hu lightly stroked his back to give him comfort, and then said: "In Xuyi Realm, besides our demon race with spirit beasts as its body, there are two other races - the fairy race with spirit sword as its body." , and the monster clan with sea beasts as the main body. Our three clans have been coexisting peacefully for many years without interfering with each other, but because of some...some unavoidable reasons, I had a little disagreement with the leader of the fairy clan, Xianjun .” He said with the knuckles of his index finger that was bigger than a broad bean, “It’s really small.”

Zhu Ye looked at his fingers, and mourned for two seconds for the legendary fairy. With Mo Hu's character as a cheater, he has cheated him like this without any grudges or enmities with him. If there is any quarrel with him... Hehe, Xianjun should actually dig a hole and bury himself earlier.

Seeing his suspicious eyes, Mo Hu drew a bigger penis again: "Well, it might be bigger for him, but I really don't think there is anything wrong with it. You see, I have always been a big-hearted person. I have never paid much attention to these trivial matters. It is a pity that Xianjun is probably a little too old, so he can't think about it, and he insists on asking me to fight at the junction of the fairy and demon realms."

They have risen to such a serious level as a duel, I'm afraid it's not a big deal, right?Zhu Ye looked at him suspiciously, Mo Hu coughed dryly, and continued: "At that time, I had just inherited the position of the Demon Lord from the former Demon Lord—that is, my father—and I had not yet fully established my prestige among the clansmen. Come on, he insists on inviting me to a duel, and I can only fight, otherwise the clansmen will definitely think that I am a demon king, but in fact I am not at all, but I have a better temper and love world peace..."

"Can you not brag about yourself?" Zhu Ye wanted to scold him for being too early to speak, but felt that he might never have taken a Chinese class when he was young, so he rapped the table with his knuckles, "Speak to the point! How did you change?" A pig lurks beside me and turns into a human?"

"Yes, yes, yes." Mo Hu hurriedly reviewed, "I'm a bit long-winded, and I have an occupational disease. When a demon master speaks carefully and clearly, otherwise it may cause misunderstandings and harm innocent people... Hey, don't go, I Let me just talk about the main point. The main point is that I was too young and my cultivation level was shallow, so I accidentally noticed the Taoist priest and was beaten to death by him."

"..." Why was he beaten to death all at once?Zhu Ye really wanted to vomit blood, you actually mentioned such an important part of the duel, did you take the audience's feelings into consideration!Surprised: "Are you dead?"

"Ah, to be exact, it's not dead yet. My demon spirit is still alive, but it's dying. According to human beings, it can be completely killed by a breeze blowing above level three." Mo Hu said " Reminiscing about the turbulent past, it’s really not easy, brother..." With an expression on his face, he shook his head and sighed, and said, "Fortunately, I had an idea at the time, and I survived by using a very different method, and took advantage of the Xianjun's retreat to heal my wounds. This opportunity absorbed a little of his spiritual power, and after a hundred days, he finally recovered half of his cultivation."

Zhu Ye has now grasped the law of his narration - any plot that can reflect his glamorous, noble and capable, he will shamelessly put gold on his face at length, and whenever he has done immoral things or been cei If there is a tragic plot, he will skip the sentence of selective amnesia.

Therefore, if the passage of Xianjun's retreat and healing is written seriously, it must be a history of cheating with blood and tears, right?

"It's a pity that Xianjun is very cunning. He soon discovered that I was stealing his spiritual power. I said before that he is narrow-minded, right? After he found out, he actually sealed me in a bronze ring—by the way The ring was originally mine, but it was taken away by him after the duel, and this old bastard still stole something from me—then he took the ring and planned to go to the crater to melt it and completely destroy my demon spirit.”

How much hatred is this?Xianjun must have been miserable by this guy back then, right?Zhu Ye silently lit a candle for Xianjun.

"Fortunately, although I have just ascended the throne not long ago, I still have a certain reputation among the clansmen. The tooth beast, who is now Andrew, heard that the fairy wanted to get rid of me completely, and risked his life to steal the ring out halfway. After Jun found out, he turned into his original form and came to chase us. I said he was a sword, right? This swordman is really not a cover for chasing people. The tooth beast is just a waste wood that has not even been repaired by the second level of magic. Soon he will be caught up!"

Mo Hu took a sip of tea to moisten his throat, and continued to speak vividly: "At the critical moment, the IQ of the tooth beasts suddenly took a qualitative leap, because they happened to be in the 'ladder' at that time, which is the different dimension where the Xuyi world and the human world are connected. Near the passage, so he used his own body to block the fatal blow of the fairy, and then attached his demon spirit to the bronze ring, and used the last spiritual power to drive the ring into the human world... Well, what happened after that You should be able to guess the thing, I was unlucky, the first creature that could seize the house was a pig, and I had to be a pig for a few months. The tooth beast was lucky, and it took the body of a human. "

Zhu Ye finally finished listening to his fantasy blockbuster, feeling that the amount of information was too much, it took him a long time to sort out his thoughts, and his face was a little dark: "Well, I asked for that ring to wear, you become a pig and you become a pig." Chengzhu, why do you want to trouble me again?"

"Oh, this is fate." Mo Hu gently pulled his hand to touch it, and sighed, "Aye, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you, I also broke through the second level of magic cultivation. I just remembered the past. Before that, all my actions were driven by instinct. After I seized the house, I had to double repair with the host of the ring immediately to stabilize my demon spirit, so I didn’t get your consent. Just give you to that... It's all my fault, but I will make it up to you in the future. We are married now. From now on, what is mine is yours, and what is yours is still yours. Whatever you ask me to do, I will What do you do for you, hacking people, smuggling arms, bribing and planting cheaters, I don’t care..."

"Shut up!" Zhu Ye's forehead was bulging with veins, and he regretted for a moment that he carried the little piggy to handle official business when he had nothing to do, and this man has clearly seen all the shady things in the family business... In other words, is it still too late to kill people?

Mo Hu made a zipper movement on his mouth, expressing that he must strictly keep the secret, took his hand and shook it, and said, "Aye, can you forgive me? I am sincere to you, and the reason why at that time I always force you because my demon spirit is still in a semi-chaotic state, which is similar to the mentally handicapped human beings, irrational, and without three views..."

Zhu Ye was silent but persistently withdrew his hand, and said coldly, "You don't have these things now!"

"I will learn from you humbly in the future." Mo Hu grabbed his hand back more firmly and held it firmly in his palm, "I will learn to be a good husband and father, Aye, do you believe that?" how am I?"

"..." Zhu Ye couldn't complain anymore, and he got rid of all the goosebumps in his life.