Earth is fragile, handle with care

When Farrell went to Yi Chu's for breakfast, Yi Chu was frying poached eggs while listening to the morning news on TV.

City Z seems to be not very peaceful recently, because people are missing frequently. The police suspect it is a case of human trafficking, and remind citizens to be cautious when traveling, and try not to go to sparsely populated places at night.

"Good morning, dear." After the door opened, Farrell greeted Yi Chu politely.

The corner of Yi Chu's mouth turned up in a strange arc: "I thought you would have no face to come to my place for dinner for a while—after you came all the way to my door with the appearance that you should be taken back to the mental hospital immediately."

"Why not, anyway, you have already cooked for me to express your forgiveness." Farrell entered the door majesticly, and took off the note on the door that said "Aliens and mental patients are not allowed to enter".

Yi Chu raised his eyebrows, and his eyes fell on the bag in Farrell's hand: "What is that?"

"Gift." Farrell handed the plastic bag to Yi Chu, "The one I brought you last time doesn't seem to please you, but in fact I quite like that massage stick, the pink is quite cute, Isn't it?"

Yi Chu took out one by one, a bag of disposable paper cups, a bundle of drying racks, a nail clipper, and finally a box of condoms, strawberry flavored.

Yi Chu gestured for Farrell to explain with his eyes, but unfortunately the latter was ignorant: "I think you will like it." Farrell explained in this way, and Zhinao complained in a helpless tone in his mind: [I I have given up on your rescue, please remember this famous saying on earth: If you don't die, you won't die. 】

"Very good, very good. I just want to know what's going on with this box of condoms?" Yi Chu asked with a sneer.

Maybe it was the plaid apron on his body that made his voice less intimidating, but Farrell didn't feel threatened.He even felt that Yi Chu's expression at the moment looked like a rabbit holding a potato to protest his food, um, very similar.

"It's about to expire, remember to use it as soon as possible." Farrell reminded him kindly.

Yi Chu's face turned red all of a sudden, the hand holding the condom box tightened all of a sudden, even the carton was deformed.For a moment, he felt a bang in his head, and something that tied his reason was broken by a fire.

"Fa, Lei, Er." Yi Chu pronounced his name word by word, forced a distorted smile on his face, "You can make me angry three times a day on average, which is more than anyone on Earth has ever done before." What I couldn’t do. And I actually tried to use my human brain circuit to connect to your alien’s thinking, I’m really too stupid.”

Farrell was stunned, as if he was thinking about how to react to this situation, and finally he stretched out his hand stiffly and touched Yi Chu's head and said softly: "I don't mean to despise you in that way. My future life partner The requirements are not high, first of all, you must have good cooking skills, and secondly, you must be able to control me. As for IQ or something, just be stupid if you are stupid. I never expected you to help me with weapon research."

Yi Chu laughed back angrily, and pressed one hand on the bundle of drying racks, preparing to drive out Farrell, who kept challenging his nerves, and permanently refuse him to step in again.Farrell knew nothing about what he was about to encounter, and he was still looking at Yi Chu affectionately, trying to impress him with his sincerity.

He felt that he was not far away from chasing this long-awaited object.Of course, his brain doesn't think so: [Ah, I'm already buying candles online for you, how about [-] candles? 】

[You don’t need so many candles for a candlelight dinner. 】Farrell corrected the judgment of the intellectual brain in his mind, 【By the way, some flowers, it's perfect. 】

【...It's so perfect, your EQ and your partner's IQ are a natural match, I believe in love again. 】The brain said.

At this critical moment, Yi Chu's cell phone rang suddenly, he took a few deep breaths, took out the cell phone from his trouser pocket and pressed the answer button: "Hello?"

"Xiao Chu, is Chu Feng with you? No? He's missing! Have you read the news? People have been missing recently, and Chu Feng didn't come back after going out last night. I'm so worried..." My aunt came over the phone Yi Chu's attention was suddenly diverted, he comforted the panicked aunt and told her to call the police as soon as possible.

His cousin was seven years younger than Yi Chu, and he was still in high school. He was always worrying, but such a thing as not coming home at night had never happened.Reminiscent of the news he heard today, he also felt that the situation was a bit bad.

After hanging up the phone, Yi Chu was not in the mood to chase Farrell away for a while, but just brought out porridge and poached eggs and motioned him to eat together.

Farrell was drinking porridge with preserved eggs and lean meat, and his intelligence brain was instilling in him the recent frequent disappearances in City Z. After listening to it, Farrell casually said to Yi Chu: "This is probably someone who likes to do experiments and is arresting him." Experimental product, well, interstellar smuggling may also be possible, there are always some species that are full of interest in hybridization, it is really a heavy taste in various senses."

Yi Chu was stunned for a while, and slammed the bowl in his hand on the table: "In the eyes of you aliens, are the earthlings the ones who can be bullied at will?"

"It's true to say that. For most alien civilizations capable of interstellar travel, the earth is just an uncivilized civilization, and there is no need for communication at all. Of course, this matter is not left alone. I'll take care of it." Seeing that Yi Chu was getting more and more gloomy, Farrell frowned painfully, "Okay, okay, since I promised you damn world peace, I'll take it seriously."

"how do you want to do it?"

"Investigate whether this matter was caused by you humans or aliens." Farrell shrugged, "If it's the former, I won't get involved, it's up to you police, but if it's the latter..."

Farrell's expression suddenly became ferocious: "Why do they do things that I didn't do?!"

"..."

Although the reason is a bit subtle, it is not a bad thing that Farrell is willing to help... Is it.