Earth is fragile, handle with care

The earth is not a safe place, and it even has a famous nickname in the Milky Way - Interstellar Labor Camp.In this regard, the earth is innocent, because most of the creatures living on it do not know the existence of aliens.

All kinds of magical creatures gather to run to the earth, destroying those destroying, and destroying bases, the former will be transformed, and the latter will be encouraged. This planet accepts them with a tolerant attitude.

At least three or five groups of interstellar criminals come to Earth every year to make troubles, but in the end they all fail without exception.

Maybe they entered the black hole prison and the exile star, maybe they became good citizens of the earth, or maybe they found that the earth is such a beautiful planet, and the creatures here are the least lacking in imagination and tolerance, so they got married here and became good.

The earth is basically a collective labor camp for the two great demon kings in the universe.In the Milky Way, there is not much difference between saying to conquer the earth and human beings saying to wash their hands and go home to get married, because the flag of death/conscience is already waving in the wind after saying this sentence.

Farrell didn't know the rumors of the earth in the universe until he found a senior terrorist who once ruled the galaxy. Now he sells intelligence at a roadside stall. The rule is to ask a question and buy an item.

Farrell bought a nail clipper from a street stall, and then asked skillfully, "Where are Thousand Crows?"

The senior wore a straw hat on his head, a pair of sunglasses in the middle of the night, a short-sleeved T-shirt, and a pair of tattered flip-flops on his feet. He clasped his feet and said sinisterly : "Country M."

"more specific."

The senior pointed to the groceries on the street stall.Farrell picked up another bundle of hangers.

"An underground research institute in country M, the exact location has not been verified."

Farrell picked up another bag of disposable paper cups: "Has the time bug been shot?"

"No."

Farrell raised his eyebrows: "Can you find out the exact location of the institute?"

The senior yawned, pointed at the things on the edge of the stall and said, "Buy that box of condoms, and I'll give you the exact location within a month. For the sake of taking care of your business, remind you to use it quickly, it's about to expire." , if the untimely use causes irreversible pregnancy events, I will not be responsible for any after-sales."

Farrell shrugged, picked up the box of condoms and put them under his armpits. There were also a bundle of clothes hangers and a disposable paper cup. The nail clippers were stuffed in his trouser pocket. He was going to take them back and give them to Yi Chu.He drank nutritional supplements all day yesterday, because a note was pasted on the gate of Yi Chu's house: [Aliens and mental patients are not allowed to enter].Zhinao ridiculed Farrell, saying that the seal time of the wife attribute is a bit long.Maybe the gift can shorten the sealing time.

The senior who set up the street stall sighed quietly: "It's nice to be young, with lofty ideals. I used to be just like you."

Farrell, who turned around to leave, looked back solemnly and asked, "Then why did you give up?"

The senior sighed and sighed: "Because I have to support my mother-in-law and pay off the housing loan. The most terrible thing is that I owe a lot of usury to the alien agency. They still don't allow me to sell information and cause sabotage openly, and my wife doesn't allow me to do so." , I had to sneak here.”

Farrell glanced at him sympathetically: "You can consider engaging in some counterfeiting industries, such as reselling fake antiques, selling high-purity drugs, smuggling arms and so on."

The tone of the senior suddenly became sad and angry: "Do you think I haven't thought about it? Do you know what those bastards in the office said?! Aliens and dogs are not allowed to engage in criminal activities on Earth! Offenders will be deported! It's because of lard that my mother-in-law persuaded me to do the damn registration!"

Farrell touched the earth visa in his pocket, and his mood suddenly became gloomy.He probably understands how alien visitors like to smuggle.

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Three days passed, and Yi Chu's anger seemed to have no signs of dissipating. Farrell rubbed his withered stomach and began to worry about his future diet.

"I've had enough of the nutrient solution," Farrell said.

【I am also fed up with you complaining to me 37 times a day that you hate liquid nutrition. ] Zhinao replied, [Maybe you can go to other restaurants to try the chefs' skills, and I can recommend group buying for you. 】

"One of the most important things is missing from their cuisine..." Farrell said in a drawn-out voice, "Love."

[You are so nasty. 】Zhennao honestly complained.

"Thank you, please call this the romance of the Dadadillas."

[Send a full set of sex props to your shy lover and reunite at the police station after being kicked out. Is it because you were arrested?It really doesn't look like the romance of earthlings. 】

"Maybe you want to be formatted," Farrell threatened deadpan.

[No, please trust me, Lord Duke, I have a way to solve your dinner problem. 】Zhinao resolutely deleted the word integrity from the database, and decided to wisely "help the evildoer"... No, it was to solve the physical and mental problems for the master.

"Okay, I'll trust you one last time." Farrell decided to be more tolerant for the sake of his empty stomach.

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"So you just walk up to my door in this busy street with a bag of sex toys in this rabbit suit you snatched from a poor alien friend? I should really thank the society for its kindness. Tolerance in strange clothes, you have not been sent back to the mental hospital!" Yi Chu looked at the alien wearing a rabbit suit outside the door with a broken face.

Farrell makes the most of his charisma with his appearance - unfortunately the bunny headgear reduces his charisma by 30%, and he says in a slightly pathetic tone: "I just want to make you happy..."

His stomach growled at the right time and made a grunting sound. Yi Chu stared at him for a full minute, and then said in a tone of giving up: "Forget it, let's eat something first, you want to eat What?"

Farrell resisted the series of dish names that were about to blurt out, and chose a wise answer under the advice of the brain:

"As long as you can do it, I like to eat it."

Well, the crisis was successfully resolved.