Young man, your abs have dropped

In the early morning, the corner door of Prince Cheng's Mansion opened slowly, and a carriage stopped at the door. A few young boys got out of the carriage, greeted the porter and began to carry things from the carriage.

Someone not far away witnessed this scene and began to whisper.

"It's not like the carriage bought by the palace. It's from another place, right? I don't know what was brought down from the carriage. It looks quite a lot."

"I just saw Mr. Xie coming out to greet him in person. Presumably those things were given to Mr. Xie. It should be the carriage of Liuyun Medical Valley."

Xie Lanzhi was a dandy in his previous life, but he was highly accomplished in calligraphy and painting, and was highly respected by literati and scholars, so when people mention him, the first reaction is that he is not the prince of the palace, and they are used to addressing him as "Mr. Xie".

"Really? But it was given by Mr. Yun Si? I heard that Mr. Xie brought many unheard-of new gadgets from Mr. Yun from Immortal Island, and the rumors are amazing. It's a pity that ordinary people like us don't have the chance to see them. "

"Nonsense! Where can the things on Immortal Island be easily seen by ordinary people like us?"

For a while, everyone was chattering, and they became more and more curious about the things on the carriage.

Most of these people gathered in the corner are the servants of the rich and powerful families in the capital, and they usually go their own way when they go out to do some errands. Recently, because the third son of Yun, Qin Yan, lived in the palace, they made a detour from the palace by coincidence. He wanted to inquire about the third son of Dianyun so that he could go back to please his master, but everyone wanted to go together, and it was awkward when they met.

But at this moment, everyone couldn't care less about the embarrassment, they all stared at Liuyun Medical Valley's carriage, and all their thoughts turned to the treasures of Immortal Island.

After a period of time, all the things were transported, the carriage did not stop much, and turned around and galloped away.

Some people couldn't hold back immediately, relying on their friendship with the concierge's wife, they went over to inquire about the news.

The servants of the palace are all good people. Recently, there are always people peeping outside. How could they not know that when they saw someone approaching him to make love, the lady on duty at the gatehouse actually put on a show and waved her hands: " If there is anything worth inquiring about, it’s all from Immortal Island, and you won’t even understand it.”

The visitor complimented: "Then you have gained a lot of fairy spirit, congratulations!" Then he stuffed a few pennies into her hand.

The mother-in-law curled her lips in disgust, and said indifferently: "I can touch those things? I can't touch the fairy energy, and neither can you."

The visitor gritted his teeth and stuffed her with another piece of silver.

The mother-in-law smiled, and immediately changed her tone: "Let me tell you, the things on Shenxian Island are really unheard of and never seen. At that time, a big box was opened, and I saw that it was full of paints. That color is really too beautiful." It's bright, and there are all kinds of things... There are also human heads, bah bah bah, not human heads, they are called plaster statues, at first they were covered with cloth curtains, I didn't care, then a gust of wind lifted the curtains , revealing the portrait below, it scares me...there are also rolls of linen cloth, the cloth is inconspicuous but very strong, it is said that it is specially used to paint our little prince..."

The visitors were amazed. Although the paint, portraits, and linen didn't sound very special, they were things from Immortal Island after all, and they seemed to have a layer of ethereal fairy air in their ears, so enviable. .

At this time, Xie Lanzhi was busy in the palace. Under his soft and hard pampering, King Cheng vacated a small yard for him, and he invited a few craftsmen to come and decorate the yard as a studio for him. Now that the studio has been initially completed, he sent all kinds of painting tools brought by Yun Si, and he directed his subordinates to tidy up and arrange these painting tools in the yard, and he was very busy.

Tan Yan stood in the studio, looking here and there curiously: "Are these used for painting?"

Xie Lanzhi explained to him the uses of various painting tools one by one.

Seeing something on the table covered with a cloth, Tan Yan walked over curiously and lifted the cloth: "This is..."

"This is a plaster statue of David." Xie Lanzhi explained to him in a low voice while the servants were not paying attention, "We used to take art classes and often practiced on the plaster statue, but now I don't need it, because I think the flowers are so beautiful. I spent a lot of energy building a studio, but I always feel a bit lacking in soul if I don’t put two plaster statues.”

Tan Yan didn't quite understand his pursuit, but still nodded seriously. Seeing that there was something on the ground next to him that was covered by a curtain, he walked over and opened it.

"Wait..." Before Xie Lanzhi finished speaking, he quickly let go of his hand as if he was burned by fire, and took several steps back before stopping. He couldn't help grinning, "I want to remind you to Come on, I didn't expect your hands to be so fast..."

Tan Yan's handsome face was flushed red, he groaned for a long time before opening his mouth with difficulty: "This...this woman with a tall nose and deep eyes and a broken arm, why doesn't she wear clothes..."

Xie Lanzhi grinningly leaned over and tugged at his blushing cheeks: "Yo yo, my third son is shy!"

"Don't make trouble." Tan Yan cleared his throat in embarrassment, separated his hands, and looked at him slightly annoyed, "You...have you often practiced painting with this woman before?"

"This is Venus, the goddess of the West. Many people are overwhelmed by her incomplete beauty. We art students must draw."

"How...how can this be reasonable...how decent is it to show your breasts and breasts, the people of Fanbang are really barbarians, you...you...you..." Tan Yan said "you" for a long time but couldn't say a serious word, and kept spitting out The righteous words, but the heart is very empty, it seems that the whole body is "gudong gudong" from head to toe.

"Me, me, me... what's the matter with me? Western paintings are like this. There are many portraits of naked people. The real works all reflect beauty and are not obscene at all."

"I... I didn't say that about you... I didn't say that you drew that badly..." Tan Yan stuttered, never before so clumsy, facing Xie Lanzhi's bright and clear eyes, he wished to run away immediately .

Xie Lanzhi patted him on the shoulder, with a smile on his face that was both comforting and teasing: "How about I show you western painting albums again? You will get used to it after reading more."

"No, no, no, no..." Tan Yan backed away in fright.

Xie Lanzhi was overwhelmed with joy, and quickly pulled him back: "Okay, just kidding, my grandparents can't accept it, and you, an ancient man, of course can't accept it."

Hearing that he said that he was an "ancient man", Qin Yan felt a little uncomfortable, and looked at him with a bit of grievance: "This thing must be hidden, if your father sees it, he will have to be taken care of by the family."

Xie Lanzhi also knows that his behavior is too unique, and it must be the cannon fodder for worshiping the heavens in time-travel novels, but his fate is good. Yun Si of Liuyun Medical Valley has the same origin as him, and their identities are It's no secret that the Yigu brothers are there, and the current emperor is Liuyun Yigu's second son, and Tan Yan's second senior brother. This emperor is very protective of the teacher's family, and he follows him. As long as he doesn't play rebellion, no one will dare What to do with him.

Tan Yan forcibly moved his mind away from the plaster statue, and asked, "What are you going to do with so many things?"

"I'm going to publish a collection of works." Xie Lanzhi waved his hands proudly, "The name is tentatively named——Ancient Sentient Beings!"

"What's the first step now?"

"The first step...let's recruit models."

Tan Yan knew the meaning of "model". Xie Lanzhi had painted him a portrait when he was in Yigu, and told him to stand and sit, and he had explained it to him at that time. Now Xie Lanzhi said that he wanted to draw "Portrait of all living beings", there is naturally more than one model.

Tan Yan asked curiously, "How do we recruit models?"

Xie Lanzhi leaned closer to his ear: "Guess?"

Tan Yan was half a head taller than him, and when he lowered his eyes a little, he saw Xie Lanzhi's long, curly and thick eyelashes. Those eyelashes were like a small brush, brushing them one by one made his heart itch, and he couldn't breathe. Chang: "Guess... I can't guess."

Xie Lanzhi chuckled: "I'll draw a picture first." Then he called his servants to set up an easel and nail the canvas for him.

Tan Yan saw that he was confident, so he didn't ask any more questions. He stood aside and watched him prepare. Because the canvas was so big, he thought it would take a long time to finish the painting. Unexpectedly, Xie Lanzhi took the big brush and dipped it in paint and "brushed, brushed, brushed." After a few strokes, I took a thick paintbrush and wrote a few columns of large characters on it, and I was done.

Looking at the color of death on the canvas, Tan Yan thought he had some aesthetics: "..."

In the early morning of the next day, the corner door of the Wangfu opened again, people in the distance looked around, and saw a carriage pulled out from inside, and then Xie Lanzhi and Tan Yan walked out side by side, and boarded the carriage one after another.

The people around suddenly became excited.

"Third Master Yun has also come out! Hurry up, hurry up, go back and report to Master, and say that Third Master Yun is out today!"

"Didn't you say Mr. Xie was going to paint behind closed doors? Why did you come out?"

"Then I don't know... Hey, hey? Why does that carriage look weird? Is there writing on it? Who can read? What is it written on?"

"It seems to be written on all sides, let's go! Follow the past and have a look!"

The carriage of the Prince's Mansion has attracted much attention from the moment it left the house, and soon a group of onlookers gathered around. The four walls of the carriage were roughly painted with eye-catching colors. To jump out and sting people's eyes.

The scholar on the side of the road waved his folding fan and read to the carriage: "Do you want Xie Lanzhi to paint for you? Acting is worse than moving! Sign up now!"

At the end of the reading, the scholar almost couldn't hold his folding fan and fell to the ground.

In the restaurant, some literati who got up early were also watching the fun, sitting at the window and pointing at the carriage: "Mr. Xie, why...how did it become so..."

... It's hard to say.

Xie Lanzhi looked at the reaction of the crowd outside, and proudly lowered the curtain: "Surprised? There are even more surprised ones."

Tan Yan looked at the speaker placed at his feet, hesitated to speak.

Xie Lanzhi pressed the sound switch with a smile, and suddenly, loud advertisements resounded through the streets and alleys.

"Jingcheng Chengwang's Mansion, Jingcheng Chengwang's Mansion, the poorest shop, Ruyi Buzhuan closed down! The shopkeeper Xie Huanghe ate, drank, gambled, owed 3.5 silver, and ran away with his concubine. We have no choice but to take the little master's painting Monthly money. The original price is more than 3000, more than 2000, more than 1000 gold paintings, all 20 taels of silver, all 20 taels of silver! Xie Huanghe, you are not a human being, we have worked hard for you for more than half a year, and you don’t pay monthly money , You give me back my hard-earned money, give me back my hard-earned money!"

The author has something to say:

Xie Lanzhi has gone crazy.