Young man, your abs have dropped

The carriage wobbled and made a big circle around the capital. In just half a day, Xie Lanzhi's advertisement spread all over the streets and alleys of the capital, from princes and nobles to ordinary people. No one knows Mr. Xie An astonishing feat.

Cheng Wang, who was walking the bird outside, was so angry that he almost plucked the bird's feathers when he heard the news. All the bird friends around showed caring and sympathetic eyes, and came over to fight for him.

"How unreasonable is this? The shopkeeper named Xie Huanghe is a son of a family? He actually did such a thing against the master!"

"Such a rebellion, he should be ordered to be hunted down immediately, and his family should be arrested and brought to justice!"

"The prince's cloth pile can't continue to operate now? The next official is willing to solve the urgent need and sell the cloth pile! It's just that the lower official's family is not rich, so let's discuss the price..."

"The next official is also willing to lend a helping hand!"

King Cheng, who was already very angry, was so stimulated by these bad friends who fell into trouble and took advantage of others' danger that his head was smoking, and he blushed and said thickly: "This king is very good! There is no such thing as a wishful post in the palace, and there is no Thank you Huang He, I appreciate your kindness!"

"My lord, why bother to hold back your face? Mr. Xie was forced to sell his paintings at a low price..."

The prince almost fainted, and angrily swung his sleeves and rushed out the door: "Go back to the house!"

King Cheng led his entourage and rushed back to the palace in a murderous manner. Xie Lanzhi, who got into trouble, was unaware of the approaching storm, and was playing with Tan Yan on the tape recorder in the carriage.

"Press this, yes, press this to start talking, and press it again when you finish speaking, isn't it very simple?"

Tan Yan stretched out his hands curiously: "Hmm..."

Xie Lanzhi enthusiastically changed the sitting posture into a squatting posture, and Tan Yan subconsciously followed him. The two of them just squatted in the carriage, head to head and seriously fiddled with the tape recorder. If they were smaller, they would be about the same as two immature children. .

"Try recording."

"Record what?"

"Whatever you want, just talk."

"..."

Xie Lanzhi urged: "Speak up!"

Tan Yan held back for a while, then said uncomfortably, "Why are you a little bit speechless?"

Xie Lanzhi laughed "quack quack".

Tan Yan became more and more embarrassed by his laughter: "Don't laugh...I really don't know what to say..."

Xie Lanzhi gave him an idea: "Why don't you advertise, you've heard the slogan a hundred and eighty times, and you must have memorized it by heart, how about it?"

Tan Yan looked embarrassed, he really couldn't say such a shameful slogan...

"Come, come, come! You recorded the commercial, and it happens that we change the version this afternoon, so that the people in the capital can hear something new." Xie Lanzhi rubbed his hands excitedly, seeing that he was "humming and humming" and refused to speak, he was so anxious that he raised his elbow Stabbed him, "You said it!"

Tan Yan had no choice but to clear his throat: "Jingcheng Chengwang's Mansion, Jingcheng...why do you have to say this sentence twice? Can I say it once?"

"Say it twice to attract people's attention. Say it quickly! Do it again."

"Prince Cheng's Mansion in Beijing, Prince Cheng's Mansion in Beijing, the poorest shop, Ruyi Cloth Pile has closed down, the shopkeeper..."

"No, no, no, your tone is too flat, as if you are endorsing a book, not provocative enough, you have to shout."

Tan Yan sank into his dantian, held back for a long time and finally yelled out the first sentence, but got stuck on the second sentence: "The shopkeeper thanked Huang He for eating...eat and drink..."

Xie Lanzhi choked back his stomachache from laughing, and mouth-shaped for him next to him: "Whore——"

Although Tan Yan is reckless, he has always been strict with himself and abided by etiquette. He can be called a "gentleman" in his words and deeds. Now asking him to say the word "whoring" is like throwing his face on the stove It was so hot that he panicked, he turned his head to look at Xie Lanzhi, begging for mercy.

"Hahahahahahaha..." Xie Lanzhi laughed and fell on him, "San'er, you have such a heavy burden hahahahahahahaha..."

Tan Yan was caught off guard so that he hit his butt and fell to the ground. Xie Lanzhi leaned on his shoulder and laughed with tears in his eyes. He felt a burst of heat in his neck, and his chest suddenly jumped violently. Both hands tried to find a fulcrum around them to back off a little, but in vain.

Xie Lanzhi raised his face with a smile, looked at him from a distance with his red eyes, and suddenly stretched out two hands to press his cheeks and rubbed them together: "Let me see how thin your skin is..."

Tan Yan's heart beat even harder, and she stared at him blankly, two clusters of flames seemed to be ignited in the depths of her pupils, and suddenly grabbed his hands after he changed from pinching to touching.

"Don't be shy, I'll just touch it and feel it..." Xie Lanzhi's frivolous behavior comparable to that of a prodigal son gave Tan Yan a heavy blow in the chest.

Tan Yan was out of breath, and subconsciously tightened his hands. It wasn't until Xie Lanzhi yelled "It hurts" that he suddenly woke up. He quickly let go of his hands and said nervously, "Is it important? Are you hurt? Hurry up and give it to me." have a look!"

Xie Lanzhi rubbed his wrist, and said nonchalantly: "It's okay, it's okay... San'er, you are so thin-skinned and shy, what will you do when you get married and enter the bridal chamber? You can't let the bride take the initiative, can you?"

Tan Yan was staring at his slender and tender wrist, seeing a few shocking red marks on it, his heart that should have been guilty was inexplicably rippling, and when he heard the word "marriage", he suddenly heard a "buzz", Like something terrible is about to rush out.

Xie Lanzhi looked at him blankly, thinking that he was guilty, so he patted him on the shoulder, and was about to say a few words of relief when the carriage suddenly stopped.

Tan Yan came back to his senses and quickly withdrew his gaze, but his heart was beating like a drum.

Xie Lanzhi opened the curtain and asked, "Why did it stop?"

A follower climbed up and said anxiously: "My lord, it's not good! The lord went back to the mansion, and he was very angry. He said he wanted to tie you up and throw you in the ancestral hall to beat you up!"

Xie Lanzhi was so frightened that he turned around and grabbed Tan Yan: "Hero, help!"

Tan Yan blurted out, "Do you want me to elope with you?"

Xie Lanzhi: "Huh?"

Tan Yan almost bit his own tongue, and before he had time to regret what he said, he quickly made amends, "How can I help you?"

Xie Lanzhi put his shoulders on his shoulders, leaned into his ear and whispered: "It's very simple, just take me over the wall and go in after dark."

Tan Yan: "..."