Little fox, stop making trouble!
Chapter 78
The army of fans is approaching, and Li Xiaolin and Su Gui will be submerged in the army within ten seconds.
Li Xiaolin said: "It's over, we have to make headlines again."
Su Gui patted his chest in a manly manner, and said, "Don't be afraid, daughter-in-law, I'm here."
Su Gui made a magic formula, and the people running towards them froze immediately, and all of them stayed in the same position for the last second.
Some people are in a running posture, some are in a jumping posture, and some are in a diving posture...
Everyone was motionless, like a lifelike wax figure in a wax museum.
Li Xiaolin wondered, "What did you do?"
Su Gui said: "Well, I cast a body fixation technique~"
Li Xiaolin asked: "How long will this body-holding technique last?"
Su Gui said: "There are too many people and it won't last long, maybe 20 seconds."
20 seconds... If you sprint, you can run nearly 200 meters, but their talking time has been delayed for several seconds!
Li Xiaolin stopped wasting resources, grabbed Su Gui and ran away.
Their destination is the toilet!
Li Xiaolin's plan was this: they ran to the toilet cubicle and closed the door, and when Zhang Ping came to rescue them, they would be done.However, his beautiful plan was aborted.
Not long after the two of them ran, the log-like fans all regained their sanity. They didn't know anything about the 20 seconds that they had just stopped, and they came to surround Li Xiaolin excitedly.
Li Xiaolin said: "King Su, do it again!"
The fans froze again.
Su Gui said: "Oh~ the skill is not cooling down well, this time it's only ten seconds~"
Li Xiaolin: "..." This also has a decreasing function!
The airport is too big, and there are too many people. Li Xiaolin and Su Gui not only have to run, but also avoid human-shaped obstacles. Ten seconds is not enough at all.
As soon as the people were able to move, Su Gui consciously performed the immobilization technique again.
Su Gui said, "Five seconds."
Li Xiaolin said: "The final sprint!"
Then, there was such a scene at the airport.
When the fans moved, Li Xiaolin and Su Gui stopped.
As soon as the fans stopped, Li Xiaolin and Su Gui ran away.
It's like having someone keep pressing "pause" and "play" while a movie is playing.
After going through untold hardships, Li Xiaolin and Su Gui finally arrived at the toilet, but unfortunately, the toilet was full!
Su Gui was quick-witted and cast a freeze spell to freeze the person in the toilet; then cast a move spell to remove the person in a certain cubicle; finally cast a wall-penetrating spell to allow himself and Li Xiaolin to enter the cubicle.
After finishing everything, the immobilization technique failed, and the sound of washing hands and flushing water came from the toilet again.
Li Xiaolin looked into the toilet, saw a small lump of cake, flushed the water with an expression on his face, closed the toilet lid, and mourned silently for the man who was removed by Su Gui.
Li Xiaolin wiped the toilet lid with toilet paper and lotion, sat on the lid, hugged Su Gui, and said, "I'm so tired."
Su Gui pressed Li Xiaolin's heart sensiblely, and said, "My wife is not tired."
Li Xiaolin smiled, and kissed Su Gui's face, Su Gui reciprocated, and kissed Li Xiaolin's mouth.
The two are like kissing fish, kissing each other passionately in the small toilet cubicle.
At the same time the airport lobby.
"Huh? Where's Li Xiaolin?"
"Yeah, why didn't it disappear, it was here just now!"
"Everyone has seen it, it can't be me who is dazzled."
"Didn't Li Xiaolin go to City D to film a movie? The next flight is in the morning. He must still be at the airport."
"Let's go find it!"
"Seconded!"
……
Fans vigorously launched a game to find Li Xiaolin, and some people called relatives and friends, which made more and more people join the game, almost filling the airport, causing the airport counters to be unable to check in .
And compared to the bustling atmosphere at the airport, the other victim was miserable.
He was the one Su Gui removed from the toilet cubicle.
This man communicated well with nature, but he went from the airport to a forest in the blink of an eye.
This is so haunted! ! !
This man was frightened out of his wits, but his desire to defecate was too fierce, especially this kind of in-progress moment that he couldn't stop!
He found a tree to release the remaining energy, but when he was lifting his pants, a ferocious old man chased him with a shovel.
The old man yelled angrily: "You thief who stole fruit! You came to my orchard to steal fruit and even shit. Are you here to humiliate my old man! See if I don't beat you until you can't take care of yourself !"
The dear friend who finished papa: "..." Help!What a mess!
Li Xiaolin and Su Gui knew nothing about the commotion they caused, Su Gui built an enchantment, and the two brazenly fought a wild cannon.
After the field artillery was finished, Zhang Pingping and his men arrived.
Zhang Ping and the bodyguards protected Li Xiaolin and Su Gui on three floors inside and outside, and the group went to the VIP waiting room like thieves.
Su Gui greeted Zhang Ping with a smile, "Hi, long time no see."
Zhang Ping said: "Su Gui, hello. Speaking of which, when did you return to China? Where is your brother?"
Su Gui said, "Well, my brother is gone."
Zhang Ping said, "Are you brothers incompatible? One comes and the other leaves."
Su Gui said, "You don't understand us!"
Zhang Ping: "..." Why should I understand you? !As soon as you are my all-round assistant, the dignified Master Li, you will become nanny, okay?
Zhang Ping could already foresee that in the days of City D, he would play a much more role as a nanny than as an assistant!
After boarding the plane, Li Xiaolin and Su Gui, who were sleep-deprived, leaned on each other to catch up on sleep. The scene was so warm that people couldn't bear to disturb it.
Zhang Ping took a photo of the two and planned to post it on Li Xiaolin's Weibo. One of the duties of the celebrity assistant is to make the celebrity popular!
As soon as they arrived in City D, Su Gui clamored to go to see the sea, but Li Xiaolin couldn't resist him, so he asked Zhang Ping and the others to send their luggage to the hotel, and he and Su Gui went to the beach.
Zhang Ping persuaded him earnestly: "Master Li, you caused chaos just by showing yourself at the airport. If you have to walk around the beach again, the traffic in City D will be paralyzed!"
Li Xiaolin said: "No, I will pretend well."
Zhang Ping said: "Su Gui's hair color can't be disguised!" It's okay to have silver hair, but the waist-length hair, can't it be more conspicuous?
Su Gui said: "Oh~ Xiao Pingping, you are too restless, my camouflage skill points are full!"
Zhang Ping: "..." If you believe me, there will be a ghost!
No matter what Zhang Ping said, he couldn't keep Li Xiaolin and Su Gui, so he could only let them go. Who told Li Xiaolin to pay him, but he didn't pay Li Xiaolin.
Li Xiaolin and Su Gui got into a taxi, and Su Gui complained to Li Xiaolin, "Your assistant is so long-winded."
Li Xiaolin said: "He is doing it for our own good."
Su Gui said: "Hmph~ He scolded my hair~!"
Li Xiaolin said: "He's not scolding, he's just reminding me."
Su Gui said, "I don't want him to remind me."
Su Gui shook his head, his long hair fluttered back and forth, and as it fluttered, it turned black!
In just an instant, Su Gui's flamboyant silver hair became the most ordinary black hair!
The black hair made Su Gui look a little older, and also made his complexion fairer, highlighting his delicate facial features more and more.He is like a young man who has stepped out of a painting, with eternal beauty and elegance, and his every frown and smile are just right to make people feel relaxed and happy.
Of course, he broke his skills as soon as he opened his mouth.
Su Gui blinked and asked, "Daughter-in-law, do I look good?"
Li Xiaolin said: "Well, good-looking is good-looking, but..."
"But what a god!" Su Gui was not happy, hehe, he is the most beautiful big monster, okay, it's too rude to add "but" after the praise of him!
Li Xiaolin leaned close to Su Gui's ear and whispered, "But you scared the driver uncle."
The driver witnessed Su Gui's miraculous process from silver hair to black hair in a second through the rearview mirror, and he was stunned.
Li Xiaolin said: "Master, pay attention to the road, the light is red."
The driver hurriedly stepped on the brakes and asked, "Are you doing magic tricks?"
Li Xiaolin lifted his big sunglasses and followed the driver's words: "Yes, he is a magician."
The driver said: "This is awesome! If your magic can be successful, there will be hope for those middle-aged and elderly people who are troubled by gray hair!"
Li Xiaolin laughed: "Master, you all said that this is magic, how can you take it seriously!"
Li Xiaolin and the driver made jokes all the way to the beach, where he was paying. Su Gui, like a bird flying out of the cage, pushed open the car door and ran towards the sea impatiently.
Li Xiaolin hurried to chase the person, and when he caught up with the person, he took him to the side.
Li Xiaolin said: "Be good~ There are a lot of people here, let's go to a place with fewer people."
Su Gui said: "Huh? But isn't the beach fun when there are many people? Building castles, having water fights, eating barbecue, watching bikinis and briefs on the deck chair!"
Li Xiaolin said, "Tsk, you perverted fox."
Su Gui said: "Daughter-in-law, be good~ I just want to see, I'm not interested in other men and women, hehe~ They don't look as good-looking as I do." He hesitated for a while, then added, "Well , not as good-looking as a daughter-in-law."
Li Xiaolin ruthlessly rejected Su Gui's wish, saying: "If we are going to the beach, others will see us and not us. Be good, be good, come with me."
Li Xiaolin didn't give Su Gui a chance to make a comeback, so he led the little fox and left. Su Gui kicked Li Xiaolin, but he didn't struggle and followed obediently.
The beach that Li Xiaolin brought Su Gui to is relatively secluded, and there are not many people. The few people who are there are all setting up tents or sunbathing. scene.
Su Gui opened his arms and ran into the sea facing the wind. As soon as the water touched his feet, he shivered from the cold and jumped ashore again.
Li Xiaolin said: "King Su, although the weather is good today and the sun is high, the sun in winter is fake, and there is not much temperature when it is hanging."
Su Gui said, "You don't stop me!"
Li Xiaolin said: "I thought a fox would not be afraid of the cold if it has thick fur!"
Su Gui rolled her eyes, the daughter-in-law is good or bad!
The sea water was too cold, so Su Gui didn't dare to go into the water, so he stepped on a series of footprints on the sand along the coastline. After stepping on it, he stepped back along his own footprints, took Li Xiaolin's hand, and said: "Wife, come with me~"
Li Xiaolin said "watch less youth idol dramas", took off his shoes and socks, and followed Su Gui hand in hand as he walked on the beach, leaving two rows of footprints, one big and one small.
Sea water washed up on the beach and smoothed out the footprints. Su Gui led Li Xiaolin to step out again. Once he stepped on the front foot, the footprints disappeared as soon as the back foot was gone.
Su Gui and the sea water competed, you stepped on me.
Li Xiaolin can't laugh or cry, this little fox is too good at playing, he can play such a boring thing for a long time.
Su Gui was defeated in the battle with the sea water, and in a rage, he used his magic power to engrave his and Li Xiaolin's footprints on the sand, which could not be blown away by the wind or washed away by the water.
Su Gui said to Li Xiaolin: "This is the testimony of our love!"
Li Xiaolin replied very unromantically: "Is the testimony of our love just that we have stinky feet side by side?"
Su Gui picked up a handful of sand and threw it at Li Xiaolin, saying, "Your feet are the ones that stink, but I don't!"
Li Xiaolin responded to Su Gui with a handful of sand, and said, "People use body odor to describe the terribly stinky smell."
Su Gui yelled, "Bastard daughter-in-law, I don't stink!"
Li Xiaolin laughed.
One person and one fox played a beach fight, throwing each other into sandmen with sand, playing with them from the land to the sea, and playing water fights again.
The two of them were as happy as children, and anyone with a discerning eye could see through the overflowing happiness.
In a corner behind a certain rock on the beach, a camera flickered in the sun.
Li Xiaolin said: "It's over, we have to make headlines again."
Su Gui patted his chest in a manly manner, and said, "Don't be afraid, daughter-in-law, I'm here."
Su Gui made a magic formula, and the people running towards them froze immediately, and all of them stayed in the same position for the last second.
Some people are in a running posture, some are in a jumping posture, and some are in a diving posture...
Everyone was motionless, like a lifelike wax figure in a wax museum.
Li Xiaolin wondered, "What did you do?"
Su Gui said: "Well, I cast a body fixation technique~"
Li Xiaolin asked: "How long will this body-holding technique last?"
Su Gui said: "There are too many people and it won't last long, maybe 20 seconds."
20 seconds... If you sprint, you can run nearly 200 meters, but their talking time has been delayed for several seconds!
Li Xiaolin stopped wasting resources, grabbed Su Gui and ran away.
Their destination is the toilet!
Li Xiaolin's plan was this: they ran to the toilet cubicle and closed the door, and when Zhang Ping came to rescue them, they would be done.However, his beautiful plan was aborted.
Not long after the two of them ran, the log-like fans all regained their sanity. They didn't know anything about the 20 seconds that they had just stopped, and they came to surround Li Xiaolin excitedly.
Li Xiaolin said: "King Su, do it again!"
The fans froze again.
Su Gui said: "Oh~ the skill is not cooling down well, this time it's only ten seconds~"
Li Xiaolin: "..." This also has a decreasing function!
The airport is too big, and there are too many people. Li Xiaolin and Su Gui not only have to run, but also avoid human-shaped obstacles. Ten seconds is not enough at all.
As soon as the people were able to move, Su Gui consciously performed the immobilization technique again.
Su Gui said, "Five seconds."
Li Xiaolin said: "The final sprint!"
Then, there was such a scene at the airport.
When the fans moved, Li Xiaolin and Su Gui stopped.
As soon as the fans stopped, Li Xiaolin and Su Gui ran away.
It's like having someone keep pressing "pause" and "play" while a movie is playing.
After going through untold hardships, Li Xiaolin and Su Gui finally arrived at the toilet, but unfortunately, the toilet was full!
Su Gui was quick-witted and cast a freeze spell to freeze the person in the toilet; then cast a move spell to remove the person in a certain cubicle; finally cast a wall-penetrating spell to allow himself and Li Xiaolin to enter the cubicle.
After finishing everything, the immobilization technique failed, and the sound of washing hands and flushing water came from the toilet again.
Li Xiaolin looked into the toilet, saw a small lump of cake, flushed the water with an expression on his face, closed the toilet lid, and mourned silently for the man who was removed by Su Gui.
Li Xiaolin wiped the toilet lid with toilet paper and lotion, sat on the lid, hugged Su Gui, and said, "I'm so tired."
Su Gui pressed Li Xiaolin's heart sensiblely, and said, "My wife is not tired."
Li Xiaolin smiled, and kissed Su Gui's face, Su Gui reciprocated, and kissed Li Xiaolin's mouth.
The two are like kissing fish, kissing each other passionately in the small toilet cubicle.
At the same time the airport lobby.
"Huh? Where's Li Xiaolin?"
"Yeah, why didn't it disappear, it was here just now!"
"Everyone has seen it, it can't be me who is dazzled."
"Didn't Li Xiaolin go to City D to film a movie? The next flight is in the morning. He must still be at the airport."
"Let's go find it!"
"Seconded!"
……
Fans vigorously launched a game to find Li Xiaolin, and some people called relatives and friends, which made more and more people join the game, almost filling the airport, causing the airport counters to be unable to check in .
And compared to the bustling atmosphere at the airport, the other victim was miserable.
He was the one Su Gui removed from the toilet cubicle.
This man communicated well with nature, but he went from the airport to a forest in the blink of an eye.
This is so haunted! ! !
This man was frightened out of his wits, but his desire to defecate was too fierce, especially this kind of in-progress moment that he couldn't stop!
He found a tree to release the remaining energy, but when he was lifting his pants, a ferocious old man chased him with a shovel.
The old man yelled angrily: "You thief who stole fruit! You came to my orchard to steal fruit and even shit. Are you here to humiliate my old man! See if I don't beat you until you can't take care of yourself !"
The dear friend who finished papa: "..." Help!What a mess!
Li Xiaolin and Su Gui knew nothing about the commotion they caused, Su Gui built an enchantment, and the two brazenly fought a wild cannon.
After the field artillery was finished, Zhang Pingping and his men arrived.
Zhang Ping and the bodyguards protected Li Xiaolin and Su Gui on three floors inside and outside, and the group went to the VIP waiting room like thieves.
Su Gui greeted Zhang Ping with a smile, "Hi, long time no see."
Zhang Ping said: "Su Gui, hello. Speaking of which, when did you return to China? Where is your brother?"
Su Gui said, "Well, my brother is gone."
Zhang Ping said, "Are you brothers incompatible? One comes and the other leaves."
Su Gui said, "You don't understand us!"
Zhang Ping: "..." Why should I understand you? !As soon as you are my all-round assistant, the dignified Master Li, you will become nanny, okay?
Zhang Ping could already foresee that in the days of City D, he would play a much more role as a nanny than as an assistant!
After boarding the plane, Li Xiaolin and Su Gui, who were sleep-deprived, leaned on each other to catch up on sleep. The scene was so warm that people couldn't bear to disturb it.
Zhang Ping took a photo of the two and planned to post it on Li Xiaolin's Weibo. One of the duties of the celebrity assistant is to make the celebrity popular!
As soon as they arrived in City D, Su Gui clamored to go to see the sea, but Li Xiaolin couldn't resist him, so he asked Zhang Ping and the others to send their luggage to the hotel, and he and Su Gui went to the beach.
Zhang Ping persuaded him earnestly: "Master Li, you caused chaos just by showing yourself at the airport. If you have to walk around the beach again, the traffic in City D will be paralyzed!"
Li Xiaolin said: "No, I will pretend well."
Zhang Ping said: "Su Gui's hair color can't be disguised!" It's okay to have silver hair, but the waist-length hair, can't it be more conspicuous?
Su Gui said: "Oh~ Xiao Pingping, you are too restless, my camouflage skill points are full!"
Zhang Ping: "..." If you believe me, there will be a ghost!
No matter what Zhang Ping said, he couldn't keep Li Xiaolin and Su Gui, so he could only let them go. Who told Li Xiaolin to pay him, but he didn't pay Li Xiaolin.
Li Xiaolin and Su Gui got into a taxi, and Su Gui complained to Li Xiaolin, "Your assistant is so long-winded."
Li Xiaolin said: "He is doing it for our own good."
Su Gui said: "Hmph~ He scolded my hair~!"
Li Xiaolin said: "He's not scolding, he's just reminding me."
Su Gui said, "I don't want him to remind me."
Su Gui shook his head, his long hair fluttered back and forth, and as it fluttered, it turned black!
In just an instant, Su Gui's flamboyant silver hair became the most ordinary black hair!
The black hair made Su Gui look a little older, and also made his complexion fairer, highlighting his delicate facial features more and more.He is like a young man who has stepped out of a painting, with eternal beauty and elegance, and his every frown and smile are just right to make people feel relaxed and happy.
Of course, he broke his skills as soon as he opened his mouth.
Su Gui blinked and asked, "Daughter-in-law, do I look good?"
Li Xiaolin said: "Well, good-looking is good-looking, but..."
"But what a god!" Su Gui was not happy, hehe, he is the most beautiful big monster, okay, it's too rude to add "but" after the praise of him!
Li Xiaolin leaned close to Su Gui's ear and whispered, "But you scared the driver uncle."
The driver witnessed Su Gui's miraculous process from silver hair to black hair in a second through the rearview mirror, and he was stunned.
Li Xiaolin said: "Master, pay attention to the road, the light is red."
The driver hurriedly stepped on the brakes and asked, "Are you doing magic tricks?"
Li Xiaolin lifted his big sunglasses and followed the driver's words: "Yes, he is a magician."
The driver said: "This is awesome! If your magic can be successful, there will be hope for those middle-aged and elderly people who are troubled by gray hair!"
Li Xiaolin laughed: "Master, you all said that this is magic, how can you take it seriously!"
Li Xiaolin and the driver made jokes all the way to the beach, where he was paying. Su Gui, like a bird flying out of the cage, pushed open the car door and ran towards the sea impatiently.
Li Xiaolin hurried to chase the person, and when he caught up with the person, he took him to the side.
Li Xiaolin said: "Be good~ There are a lot of people here, let's go to a place with fewer people."
Su Gui said: "Huh? But isn't the beach fun when there are many people? Building castles, having water fights, eating barbecue, watching bikinis and briefs on the deck chair!"
Li Xiaolin said, "Tsk, you perverted fox."
Su Gui said: "Daughter-in-law, be good~ I just want to see, I'm not interested in other men and women, hehe~ They don't look as good-looking as I do." He hesitated for a while, then added, "Well , not as good-looking as a daughter-in-law."
Li Xiaolin ruthlessly rejected Su Gui's wish, saying: "If we are going to the beach, others will see us and not us. Be good, be good, come with me."
Li Xiaolin didn't give Su Gui a chance to make a comeback, so he led the little fox and left. Su Gui kicked Li Xiaolin, but he didn't struggle and followed obediently.
The beach that Li Xiaolin brought Su Gui to is relatively secluded, and there are not many people. The few people who are there are all setting up tents or sunbathing. scene.
Su Gui opened his arms and ran into the sea facing the wind. As soon as the water touched his feet, he shivered from the cold and jumped ashore again.
Li Xiaolin said: "King Su, although the weather is good today and the sun is high, the sun in winter is fake, and there is not much temperature when it is hanging."
Su Gui said, "You don't stop me!"
Li Xiaolin said: "I thought a fox would not be afraid of the cold if it has thick fur!"
Su Gui rolled her eyes, the daughter-in-law is good or bad!
The sea water was too cold, so Su Gui didn't dare to go into the water, so he stepped on a series of footprints on the sand along the coastline. After stepping on it, he stepped back along his own footprints, took Li Xiaolin's hand, and said: "Wife, come with me~"
Li Xiaolin said "watch less youth idol dramas", took off his shoes and socks, and followed Su Gui hand in hand as he walked on the beach, leaving two rows of footprints, one big and one small.
Sea water washed up on the beach and smoothed out the footprints. Su Gui led Li Xiaolin to step out again. Once he stepped on the front foot, the footprints disappeared as soon as the back foot was gone.
Su Gui and the sea water competed, you stepped on me.
Li Xiaolin can't laugh or cry, this little fox is too good at playing, he can play such a boring thing for a long time.
Su Gui was defeated in the battle with the sea water, and in a rage, he used his magic power to engrave his and Li Xiaolin's footprints on the sand, which could not be blown away by the wind or washed away by the water.
Su Gui said to Li Xiaolin: "This is the testimony of our love!"
Li Xiaolin replied very unromantically: "Is the testimony of our love just that we have stinky feet side by side?"
Su Gui picked up a handful of sand and threw it at Li Xiaolin, saying, "Your feet are the ones that stink, but I don't!"
Li Xiaolin responded to Su Gui with a handful of sand, and said, "People use body odor to describe the terribly stinky smell."
Su Gui yelled, "Bastard daughter-in-law, I don't stink!"
Li Xiaolin laughed.
One person and one fox played a beach fight, throwing each other into sandmen with sand, playing with them from the land to the sea, and playing water fights again.
The two of them were as happy as children, and anyone with a discerning eye could see through the overflowing happiness.
In a corner behind a certain rock on the beach, a camera flickered in the sun.
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