Little fox, stop making trouble!
Chapter 79
"Master, Master~" The handsome young Taoist priest ran towards a middle-aged man with a goatee, "Master, I got the photo! "
The middle-aged man was wearing a Taoist robe. He stroked his beard and said to the little Taoist priest, "Well done!"
The little Taoist smiled honestly, "Master, please give me a salary increase this month."
The middle-aged man looked serious, and said: "What kind of salary increase?! Eliminating demons and defending Taoism is the bounden duty of my Taoists. It is what I should do. It is to maintain world peace and justice. This is a great deed! If money is required for doing good deeds, then It’s not doing good deeds!”
Little Taoist: "..." A stingy master at the booth really can't afford to be hurt!
The middle-aged man's name is Daodeqing, he is the master of morality in D city, he has little magic power and can distinguish monsters.
Daodeqing is a person who keeps pace with the times. He has a Weibo account, added V, has hundreds of thousands of fans, and is also a Two-dimensional celebrity.He often popularizes relevant Taoist knowledge on Weibo, and tells short stories about ghosts and ghosts in a humorous language, which is very popular among fans.
Da Daode had been eyeing Su Gui early on, ever since he saw Su Gui's photo on the entertainment headlines, he suspected that this person was a monster but not a human.But he didn't have enough evidence, which prevented him from acting rashly.
Until a month ago, there was a strong demon spirit lingering in City A—that is, the day Su Gui grew seven tails. Daodeqing calculated and calculated Su Gui's approximate location, so he wanted to go to City A to catch the demon.
But after arriving in City A, Daodeqing couldn't catch the evil spirit again, so he returned angrily.
Daodeqing went to check on Su Gui's details, but he didn't find out why. He only found out that this monster lived and ate and lived with the big star Li Xiaolin.Then he followed Li Xiaolin's Weibo, and following Li Xiaolin's Weibo, he found Su Gui's Weibo.
Su Gui’s Weibo is posted once a day, and it’s basically just a cute picture of a little kid, plus whispers to his wife or a big stupid dog, something like "Daughter-in-law is so annoying, don’t give me chicken~ ", "The big stupid dog is so stupid, grab meat with me" is not a nutritious emotion, even so, the number of Su Gui's fans is still skyrocketing, and it has already reached several million. Compared with many Little stars are not too far behind.
This incident tells us: Meng can dominate the world!
Daodeqing would scroll through Su Gui's Weibo every day until the photo of the little kid was replaced by a photo of a beautiful boy, which shocked him. Can this monster change its shape freely? !That is a big monster with profound mana!
Daodeqing became a teacher at the age of 20, but he has learned Taoism in vain, but it is useless. No matter who makes this world, there are so few monsters that they will become extinct!It was so easy for him to catch a monster, he would never let it go!
If Su Gui is subdued, then he will definitely become famous, and his reputation will be passed down forever in the Taoist world!
It's really inspiring just thinking about it!
So, after he got the news that Li Xiaolin went to D City to film a film on the 26th, he sent his young apprentice to the airport to guard, in order to follow Li Xiaolin and Su Gui, and get the evidence that Su Gui is a monster!
Daodeqing uploaded the high-definition photo of Li Xiaolin and Su Gui playing in the water taken by his apprentice on the Internet, smiling coldly.
Monster, let's catch it!
Li Xiaolin and Su Gui didn't know anything about the fact that they were being targeted, and they went back to the hotel in a deceptive way when they were tired of playing at the beach.
The hotel is a sea view room, looking out from the floor-to-ceiling windows, you can see the sea.
The two of them took a mandarin duck bath, changed their outfits, and went to the lobby of the hotel.
Director Adrian and his team are coming soon, and they are there to greet them.
Su Gui asked, "Daughter-in-law, aren't those foreigners all blond?"
Li Xiaolin said: "Not necessarily, foreigners also have red hair and blue eyes."
Su Gui said, "Well, they look so strange~"
Li Xiaolin Hehe, your hair color is strange enough, little fox!
Li Xiaolin didn't have to wait long before Adrian came.
Along with Adrian, besides the crew, there are Elton and Luoqin.
Luo Qin plays the heroine in "The Last Days of Survival". She is the fiancée of Li Xiaolin's character. She has very few roles, but she can be said to be the only actress in the whole play.
Luo Qin smiled and said, "Xiao Lin, you came quite early."
Li Xiaolin said: "I am the host, so I want to do my best to be a landlord."
Luo Qin said, "Then I want the presidential suite!"
Li Xiaolin said: "I live in the presidential suite myself, and I booked a room with a big bed for you."
Luo Qin said, "A cheapskate."
Li Xiaolin greeted Adrian and Elton after exchanging pleasantries with Luo Qin.
He is no stranger to these two people. Although they have never cooperated before, they have a little friendship in private.
Adrian shook hands with Li Xiaolin, and said, "Long time no see, I always hoped that we could have a cooperation, this time it's come true."
Li Xiaolin said: "It is my honor to be able to act in the movie directed by you."
Adrian said, "Haha, that's a shame."
Elton was much more enthusiastic than Adrian. He took off his sunglasses and hat, and gave Li Xiaolin a big hug.
Elton asked: "Dear Xiaolin, are your eight-pack abs still in good shape?"
Li Xiaolin said: "It is growing vigorously."
"Let's go to the gym and work out," Elton said.
Li Xiaolin said: "Okay!"
Elton is a very manly man. His facial contours are very deep, especially his eyes, which are blurred and charming. When he smiles, there will be faint smile lines at the corners of his eyes, but it is these lines that add to his smile. Layers are unpredictable.
In the list of the world's sexiest men voted by the Internet several times, he easily won the championship.
Elton turned to Su Gui and whistled, "Yo~ whose child is this, a natural stunner!"
Elton flirtatiously wanted to hug Su Gui, but Su Gui retreated warily, and retreated behind Li Xiaolin, using his wife's body as a cover for herself.
Su Gui poked Li Xiaolin's back with his finger and asked, "Daughter-in-law, who is he? Why can't I understand what they are saying."
Li Xiaolin said: "They speak English~ Didn't you let the big cat teach you English?"
Su Gui said: "What English? English that I can't understand is not English. He speaks the language of birds!"
Li Xiaolin 囧, boy, don't be too idealistic!
Li Xiaolin stopped Elton, who wanted to go behind him to catch Su Gui, and said, "This is the child of my distant relative, and I am his guardian at the moment, so don't mess around."
Elton spread his hands in a gesture of surrender, "You make me look like a hungry bull, don't worry, I won't move with my friends." He put his arms around Li Xiaolin's shoulders and said, "Let's go, let's go Go to Gym."
Li Xiaolin said, "Let's go."
The gym is provided by the hotel.
As soon as Elton entered the gym, he took off a pair of briefs. He dug out a set of vest and shorts sportswear from the luggage bag and changed into it, then lifted the dumbbells.
Li Xiaolin followed suit, just as he lifted the hem of his clothes, the little fox Su Gui, who was eyeing tigers, rushed out "嗤呵~" and pulled down Li Xiaolin's clothes, preventing him from taking them off.
Su Gui said, "Don't take it off!"
Li Xiaolin said: "If you don't take off, you can't exercise."
Su Gui said, "Then you drive him out before you take him off."
Li Xiaolin said: "He wants to exercise with me."
"What!" Su Gui wrinkled his nose and said, "You can only exercise with me~! Are you going to cheat!"
Su Gui obviously misunderstood the meaning of "sports", Li Xiaolin coaxed: "Be good, don't make trouble! I'll give you a limited edition lollipop later."
"I don't want a lollipop!" Su Gui was very stubborn, and hugged Li Xiaolin like an old hen protecting food, "You are my wife, and only I can see your naked body! You must behave like a wife!"
Elton enviously said to Li Xiaolin: "This beauty is very hot!"
Li Xiaolin said: "Fuck you, don't make trouble."
Elton raised the dumbbell to his chest, his swollen biceps and plump chest muscles made him masculine, he fired at Su Gui who was darting at him, and blew a kiss.
Elton said in blunt Chinese: "Beauty, please follow me."
Su Gui puffed up his cheeks, this daring human being dared to tease him!Humph, smelly gringo, you are dead!
Su Gui's knuckles moved, and Li Xiaolin hurriedly dragged Su Gui out of the gym.
He knew the little fox so well, Su Gui must have used spells to teach Elton a lesson.
Li Xiaolin said: "Be good, baby. I won't exercise with him anymore. He can't get hurt. Once he gets hurt, the progress of the movie will slow down. Then we won't be able to go back to City A for a while."
Su Gui said, "He's so annoying!"
Li Xiaolin said: "He is complimenting your beauty, shouldn't you be happy."
Su Gui said disgustedly: "I don't want his compliments, hum~ my beauty is born, and I am still beautiful without anyone's compliments."
Li Xiaolin said "yes yes yes" repeatedly to appease the little fox in his family who tended to explode under Elton's verbal molestation.
"Master Li, your phone number." Zhang Ping came from the other end of the corridor and handed Li Xiaolin's cell phone to him, "It's Mr. Ren calling."
Li Xiaolin had a bad premonition.
Ren Xingsi's opening remarks were, "Master Li, have you graduated from primary school yet?"
Li Xiaolin was puzzled, "Didn't we get the primary school diploma together?"
Ren Xingsi said: "That must be because your class teacher wrote the wrong certificate name."
Li Xiaolin was almost immune to Ren Xingsi's mouth damage, "Xingsi, what happened?"
Ren Xingsi said: "It's not a big deal, but after you return to City A, you have to write the word low-key a thousand times and give it to me!"
Li Xiaolin: "..."
This is a matter of whether it is big or small, and it is not Li Xiaolin who is targeted, but Su Gui.
A certain big V on Weibo, the moral viewer, said with certainty that Su Gui is a monster, and cited a number of supporting evidence.
One, ordinary people don't have silver hair, let alone silver eyelashes.
Second, ordinary people don't have such a perfect appearance, and plastic surgery can't reach this level.
Three, ordinary people will not grow from a child of four or five years old to a boy of seventeen or eighteen in a few days.
Four, ordinary people will not get in a taxi once and get off with silver hair and become black hair.
After listing the evidence, the moral viewer concluded: "To sum up, Su Guijue is very human. After my observation day and night, this person has a strong evil spirit. I think he is a big monster, and his race is probably a fox. A series of."
The middle-aged man was wearing a Taoist robe. He stroked his beard and said to the little Taoist priest, "Well done!"
The little Taoist smiled honestly, "Master, please give me a salary increase this month."
The middle-aged man looked serious, and said: "What kind of salary increase?! Eliminating demons and defending Taoism is the bounden duty of my Taoists. It is what I should do. It is to maintain world peace and justice. This is a great deed! If money is required for doing good deeds, then It’s not doing good deeds!”
Little Taoist: "..." A stingy master at the booth really can't afford to be hurt!
The middle-aged man's name is Daodeqing, he is the master of morality in D city, he has little magic power and can distinguish monsters.
Daodeqing is a person who keeps pace with the times. He has a Weibo account, added V, has hundreds of thousands of fans, and is also a Two-dimensional celebrity.He often popularizes relevant Taoist knowledge on Weibo, and tells short stories about ghosts and ghosts in a humorous language, which is very popular among fans.
Da Daode had been eyeing Su Gui early on, ever since he saw Su Gui's photo on the entertainment headlines, he suspected that this person was a monster but not a human.But he didn't have enough evidence, which prevented him from acting rashly.
Until a month ago, there was a strong demon spirit lingering in City A—that is, the day Su Gui grew seven tails. Daodeqing calculated and calculated Su Gui's approximate location, so he wanted to go to City A to catch the demon.
But after arriving in City A, Daodeqing couldn't catch the evil spirit again, so he returned angrily.
Daodeqing went to check on Su Gui's details, but he didn't find out why. He only found out that this monster lived and ate and lived with the big star Li Xiaolin.Then he followed Li Xiaolin's Weibo, and following Li Xiaolin's Weibo, he found Su Gui's Weibo.
Su Gui’s Weibo is posted once a day, and it’s basically just a cute picture of a little kid, plus whispers to his wife or a big stupid dog, something like "Daughter-in-law is so annoying, don’t give me chicken~ ", "The big stupid dog is so stupid, grab meat with me" is not a nutritious emotion, even so, the number of Su Gui's fans is still skyrocketing, and it has already reached several million. Compared with many Little stars are not too far behind.
This incident tells us: Meng can dominate the world!
Daodeqing would scroll through Su Gui's Weibo every day until the photo of the little kid was replaced by a photo of a beautiful boy, which shocked him. Can this monster change its shape freely? !That is a big monster with profound mana!
Daodeqing became a teacher at the age of 20, but he has learned Taoism in vain, but it is useless. No matter who makes this world, there are so few monsters that they will become extinct!It was so easy for him to catch a monster, he would never let it go!
If Su Gui is subdued, then he will definitely become famous, and his reputation will be passed down forever in the Taoist world!
It's really inspiring just thinking about it!
So, after he got the news that Li Xiaolin went to D City to film a film on the 26th, he sent his young apprentice to the airport to guard, in order to follow Li Xiaolin and Su Gui, and get the evidence that Su Gui is a monster!
Daodeqing uploaded the high-definition photo of Li Xiaolin and Su Gui playing in the water taken by his apprentice on the Internet, smiling coldly.
Monster, let's catch it!
Li Xiaolin and Su Gui didn't know anything about the fact that they were being targeted, and they went back to the hotel in a deceptive way when they were tired of playing at the beach.
The hotel is a sea view room, looking out from the floor-to-ceiling windows, you can see the sea.
The two of them took a mandarin duck bath, changed their outfits, and went to the lobby of the hotel.
Director Adrian and his team are coming soon, and they are there to greet them.
Su Gui asked, "Daughter-in-law, aren't those foreigners all blond?"
Li Xiaolin said: "Not necessarily, foreigners also have red hair and blue eyes."
Su Gui said, "Well, they look so strange~"
Li Xiaolin Hehe, your hair color is strange enough, little fox!
Li Xiaolin didn't have to wait long before Adrian came.
Along with Adrian, besides the crew, there are Elton and Luoqin.
Luo Qin plays the heroine in "The Last Days of Survival". She is the fiancée of Li Xiaolin's character. She has very few roles, but she can be said to be the only actress in the whole play.
Luo Qin smiled and said, "Xiao Lin, you came quite early."
Li Xiaolin said: "I am the host, so I want to do my best to be a landlord."
Luo Qin said, "Then I want the presidential suite!"
Li Xiaolin said: "I live in the presidential suite myself, and I booked a room with a big bed for you."
Luo Qin said, "A cheapskate."
Li Xiaolin greeted Adrian and Elton after exchanging pleasantries with Luo Qin.
He is no stranger to these two people. Although they have never cooperated before, they have a little friendship in private.
Adrian shook hands with Li Xiaolin, and said, "Long time no see, I always hoped that we could have a cooperation, this time it's come true."
Li Xiaolin said: "It is my honor to be able to act in the movie directed by you."
Adrian said, "Haha, that's a shame."
Elton was much more enthusiastic than Adrian. He took off his sunglasses and hat, and gave Li Xiaolin a big hug.
Elton asked: "Dear Xiaolin, are your eight-pack abs still in good shape?"
Li Xiaolin said: "It is growing vigorously."
"Let's go to the gym and work out," Elton said.
Li Xiaolin said: "Okay!"
Elton is a very manly man. His facial contours are very deep, especially his eyes, which are blurred and charming. When he smiles, there will be faint smile lines at the corners of his eyes, but it is these lines that add to his smile. Layers are unpredictable.
In the list of the world's sexiest men voted by the Internet several times, he easily won the championship.
Elton turned to Su Gui and whistled, "Yo~ whose child is this, a natural stunner!"
Elton flirtatiously wanted to hug Su Gui, but Su Gui retreated warily, and retreated behind Li Xiaolin, using his wife's body as a cover for herself.
Su Gui poked Li Xiaolin's back with his finger and asked, "Daughter-in-law, who is he? Why can't I understand what they are saying."
Li Xiaolin said: "They speak English~ Didn't you let the big cat teach you English?"
Su Gui said: "What English? English that I can't understand is not English. He speaks the language of birds!"
Li Xiaolin 囧, boy, don't be too idealistic!
Li Xiaolin stopped Elton, who wanted to go behind him to catch Su Gui, and said, "This is the child of my distant relative, and I am his guardian at the moment, so don't mess around."
Elton spread his hands in a gesture of surrender, "You make me look like a hungry bull, don't worry, I won't move with my friends." He put his arms around Li Xiaolin's shoulders and said, "Let's go, let's go Go to Gym."
Li Xiaolin said, "Let's go."
The gym is provided by the hotel.
As soon as Elton entered the gym, he took off a pair of briefs. He dug out a set of vest and shorts sportswear from the luggage bag and changed into it, then lifted the dumbbells.
Li Xiaolin followed suit, just as he lifted the hem of his clothes, the little fox Su Gui, who was eyeing tigers, rushed out "嗤呵~" and pulled down Li Xiaolin's clothes, preventing him from taking them off.
Su Gui said, "Don't take it off!"
Li Xiaolin said: "If you don't take off, you can't exercise."
Su Gui said, "Then you drive him out before you take him off."
Li Xiaolin said: "He wants to exercise with me."
"What!" Su Gui wrinkled his nose and said, "You can only exercise with me~! Are you going to cheat!"
Su Gui obviously misunderstood the meaning of "sports", Li Xiaolin coaxed: "Be good, don't make trouble! I'll give you a limited edition lollipop later."
"I don't want a lollipop!" Su Gui was very stubborn, and hugged Li Xiaolin like an old hen protecting food, "You are my wife, and only I can see your naked body! You must behave like a wife!"
Elton enviously said to Li Xiaolin: "This beauty is very hot!"
Li Xiaolin said: "Fuck you, don't make trouble."
Elton raised the dumbbell to his chest, his swollen biceps and plump chest muscles made him masculine, he fired at Su Gui who was darting at him, and blew a kiss.
Elton said in blunt Chinese: "Beauty, please follow me."
Su Gui puffed up his cheeks, this daring human being dared to tease him!Humph, smelly gringo, you are dead!
Su Gui's knuckles moved, and Li Xiaolin hurriedly dragged Su Gui out of the gym.
He knew the little fox so well, Su Gui must have used spells to teach Elton a lesson.
Li Xiaolin said: "Be good, baby. I won't exercise with him anymore. He can't get hurt. Once he gets hurt, the progress of the movie will slow down. Then we won't be able to go back to City A for a while."
Su Gui said, "He's so annoying!"
Li Xiaolin said: "He is complimenting your beauty, shouldn't you be happy."
Su Gui said disgustedly: "I don't want his compliments, hum~ my beauty is born, and I am still beautiful without anyone's compliments."
Li Xiaolin said "yes yes yes" repeatedly to appease the little fox in his family who tended to explode under Elton's verbal molestation.
"Master Li, your phone number." Zhang Ping came from the other end of the corridor and handed Li Xiaolin's cell phone to him, "It's Mr. Ren calling."
Li Xiaolin had a bad premonition.
Ren Xingsi's opening remarks were, "Master Li, have you graduated from primary school yet?"
Li Xiaolin was puzzled, "Didn't we get the primary school diploma together?"
Ren Xingsi said: "That must be because your class teacher wrote the wrong certificate name."
Li Xiaolin was almost immune to Ren Xingsi's mouth damage, "Xingsi, what happened?"
Ren Xingsi said: "It's not a big deal, but after you return to City A, you have to write the word low-key a thousand times and give it to me!"
Li Xiaolin: "..."
This is a matter of whether it is big or small, and it is not Li Xiaolin who is targeted, but Su Gui.
A certain big V on Weibo, the moral viewer, said with certainty that Su Gui is a monster, and cited a number of supporting evidence.
One, ordinary people don't have silver hair, let alone silver eyelashes.
Second, ordinary people don't have such a perfect appearance, and plastic surgery can't reach this level.
Three, ordinary people will not grow from a child of four or five years old to a boy of seventeen or eighteen in a few days.
Four, ordinary people will not get in a taxi once and get off with silver hair and become black hair.
After listing the evidence, the moral viewer concluded: "To sum up, Su Guijue is very human. After my observation day and night, this person has a strong evil spirit. I think he is a big monster, and his race is probably a fox. A series of."
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