This shitty ginseng

Say something.After Ren Sheng and Hu Yao became famous and retired to the mountains and forests, their lives were very pleasant.

It’s just that sometimes the synonym of comfort can be idleness, so when Ren Sheng sat on the roof one day and looked at the two big and round moons above his head, he suddenly felt homesick.

Don't ask him why Mao suddenly missed his hometown after almost 1000 years. Anyway, the feeling of nostalgia made Luobo very uncomfortable, so that this guy ignored the tiger demon walking around for several days, and followed him. Go for the dango.

For his partner's sudden listlessness, King Tiger originally had alarm bells in his heart. He once wondered if his skills had declined? !So that the partner's desire is dissatisfied?But when he euphemistically expressed that he could work harder at night, the king was directly smashed by the brick.

Looking at it like that, the dumpling squatted on the ground with its little tail cocked and laughed happily.

Then the group was beaten.Crying for his father and mother, he threw himself into Luobo's arms, and in return he was beaten back ten times by his father.For this, Tiger King said that he doesn't like this son at all!Damn son!When he can transform into form, the cliff should be thrown out directly, otherwise this little guy will definitely affect the stable relationship between husband and wife.

But after Tuanzi got revenge, in order not to be retaliated secretly, he pestered Ren Sheng cutely and savagely, and finally found out the reason why his carrot father was unhappy, and then turned around and directly told a certain king who was in a hurry, and got the right not to be beaten.

"Tsk, Ah Sheng, don't you just want to celebrate the Mooncake Festival! There are also many cultivators in the world of cultivating immortals celebrating the festival. Shall I take you shopping?"

Ren Sheng shook his head when he heard the words, and sighed desolately: "The atmosphere is different, no matter how it feels different."

The tiger demon frowned, thought for a while, and flew out, and didn't come back until three days later.

"Where have you been? How did you make it like this?" Ren Sheng was surprised. They have almost no rivals in the world of cultivating immortals except waiting for ascending immortals. How did this guy put himself in such a mess?

Jin Xiao smiled when he heard the words, then grabbed Ren Sheng's paws, stuffed the dumpling into his clothes again, held a golden compass in his hand, clicked it a few times in the air, and said: "Ahem, what do you say?" a date."

"what?"

"It's the place and date you want to go." Jin Xiao said with a gentle smile, and then Ren Sheng's eyes widened suddenly, and the next moment he talked about the day with excitement and emotion.It was Mid-Autumn Festival, and it was also ten days after his death.

Apart from wanting to look back on past festivals, subconsciously, Ren Sheng was still extremely worried about his parents, who were a bit weak but loved him very much.

After a burst of dizziness from time and space tearing apart, Ren Sheng and Jin Xiaolian appeared in a small corridor out of thin air with their young Tuanzi.

Then, I saw four or five people holding knives in their hands, shouting robbery at a man.

Ren Sheng Jin Xiao: "..."

Damn it, there is always a pair of robbed and robbed resentful couples appearing in the small aisle! !

Robber: "..."

Where are these two ancients popping up!Acting or role-playing!Ah, but does it look seductive? It looks like it's rich?

The young man who was robbed: "Heroes help!!"

Ren Sheng felt that his trip to his hometown was a little tricky.

Jin Xiao originally brought his partner to visit his hometown for a few days, but as soon as he came, he made troubles, his face was unhappy, and he planned to leave with Rensheng Carrot.As a result, people robbed Ren Sheng and Jin Xiao of their gorgeous clothes, and the evil came out of courage. One continued to threaten the young man with a knife, and the remaining four ran to Ren Sheng and Jin Xiao at a high speed, grinning:

"Robbery. You two look very rich, can you sponsor me?"

Ren Sheng sighed and wiped his face.

This is death.

"Hey, I haven't seen such a handsome man yet! I heard that men taste better than women these days, haha, if you don't have money, you can use meat, ah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" ah--!!"

Before the gangster A with the knife in his hand finished speaking, he was scared to pee by the dumpling lying on Ren Sheng's head.

The appearance of the dumpling is not scary, or rather cool and cute, but no matter how cute it is, it is too challenging to spew out purple-black flames when it opens its mouth!

If Ren Sheng hadn't quickly pinched Tuanzi's mouth, the gangsters on the opposite side would have been turned into ashes. Even now, they would be rolling on the ground with missing arms and legs.

"Ahem, well, you set fire to each other in a fit of anger, go to the hospital quickly."

Then the robbed gangster B and the robbed young man at the innermost side of the small aisle looked at the four gangsters who were still screaming in trembling, got up in a daze, supported each other and walked to the hospital.

Nima... It's weird to have an arm burned off without bleeding, but it's even more terrifying that the purple-haired guy hypnotized all four of them with just one word! !

So gangster B stopped robbing, and crawled away in fright, leaving the young man leaning against the corner, trembling a lot, calling softly: "Help, help..."

Ren Sheng rolled his eyes, walked directly in front of him, looked into his eyes and said, "You fell asleep by the side of the road."

Then the young man walked directly to the side of the road, lay down and fell asleep.

"Ahem, change your clothes, we can't see people like this." Having settled the robber and the robbed, Ren Sheng hurried back to see his parents.Jin Xiao could understand his mood, spread his consciousness around, and then chose clothes that looked pleasing to the eye in a few shops, and changed the appearance of his and Ren Sheng's treasure clothes.

In this way, when the two walked to the street swaggeringly, they immediately attracted the attention of countless people.Tsk tsk, a super beauty, a super handsome guy.But they are all men. These days, why are men so disturbed? !

The sound of the mobile phone taking pictures was buzzing, and after walking for a while, some people came up and said that they should be stars, and even Tuanzi could play a cameo role.

Ren Sheng twitched the corner of his mouth and ignored it, while Jin Xiao had a cold face, and he almost killed those who looked at his own radishes with a sword.What's so good here?People's hearts are impetuous and gloomy, and their aura is so thin that they are dying.Fortunately, he only stayed for a few days, otherwise he would have to wipe out everyone.

Because it is the Mid-Autumn Festival, in this small southern city, people set off fireworks, carry moon cakes, drag their families out to go shopping, and enjoy the moon by the way.In this atmosphere, even though Ren Sheng was in a hurry to go back to see his parents, he still smiled and bought more than a dozen flavors of mooncakes for his son.

Then, when the two of them walked to Ren Sheng's house with the dumpling, Ren Sheng stopped.

"It's okay, let's go and have a look... Your fate in the last life was so bad, you can't change it, but they will be happy to see you."

Ren Sheng nodded quietly, and the two of them entered the room with a blink of an eye.

As soon as he entered the room, Ren Sheng felt that the atmosphere was a bit wrong.

Obviously, he could see his own portrait as soon as he entered the door, but he felt strangely excited? !

His parents are still happy when he is dead? !It's funny!

Just as I was thinking about it, I suddenly heard a familiar voice: "Hey! Dad! Do you feel like something is coming?! I think Xiaobo is back!"

"Enen! I have the same feeling, right at the door! What the unreliable celestial master said is true! Xiaobo came back to see us! Xiaobo, why did you leave so early? Leaving me and your mother behind How do you live! You are killing us! Come here and let us hold your soul, don't run around anymore!"

It was obviously a funny word, but Ren Sheng felt really sad.I can't help showing myself, even if he is a ghost once, it's okay to let my parents see me again!

But Carrot completely forgot that his face was different.

So the two couples were first ecstatic and then shocked when they saw someone appear.

"Who are you?"

Ren Sheng: "..."

"I'm um, it doesn't matter who I am anyway, I'm here to tell you that your son has been reincarnated as a human being, and he will be happy and healthy in his next life, so you don't have to worry."

Luo and his wife were stunned for a moment, then looked at Ren Sheng for a long time, and finally nodded with sense of relief and relief, "Xiao Bo has been reincarnated... Then, we can rest assured, relieved..."

"Ah, you, thank you for coming to tell us. We made mooncakes ourselves during the Mid-Autumn Festival today. Would you like to eat some too? Before, Xiaobo liked to eat stuffed with five kernels the most. I said he likes to torture himself, but this year, he ..." Mother Luo said, walking slowly towards the kitchen, looking extremely lonely.

Ren Sheng couldn't help but burst into tears. These are his parents who have raised him for more than 20 years. Now, how can he look at them so sad?Looking at the twilight of the moon outside the window, Ren Sheng felt that this fifteenth night was really ironic.

Seeing that the dull sadness in Ren Sheng's heart was about to flow upstream, suddenly there were two bangs in the kitchen, Ren Sheng was startled and hurried over, and then he was dazed.

What the hell is going on!Did these two people choke themselves to death while eating mooncakes? !Is their family going to be so bad! !

Before Ren Sheng almost went berserk, Jin Xiao stepped forward and made seals above the two of them, and then stuffed two balls of light into Ren Sheng's hands.

"Go back quickly and find two dead people's bodies to press them in, and you can live another 100 years before going to reincarnation!!" You can't change your fate, but can you reincarnate later!

Ren Sheng: "...Oh." Nima, his previous sorrows flowed upstream! !

Then, there is no more!This article tells you that you need to be extremely cautious when eating moon cakes, especially the five, benevolence, stuffing, children, and the!Ah ha ha ha ha ha! !