This shitty ginseng

Ren Sheng has a headache recently.

It stands to reason that the world's great demon king Tianzhao has been pushed down by them, his father-in-law's body has returned from a soul state to a normal flesh and blood body, and even the monster race and the human race have begun to cooperate with each other instead of dislike each other. It is said that he, who has backers no matter in the human world or in the demon world, should enjoy his old age comfortably.

But he just couldn't enjoy the time he should have enjoyed, so much so that his mouth was foaming.

What?How can you say that immortal cultivators have such a small disease that hinders their identity, such as blisters on the mouth?

Nima, even immortals sometimes get angry, okay, don't treat immortal cultivators as flowers on a mountain.Moreover, as an extremely tonic ghost king immortal ginseng, Ren Sheng felt that he should have the kind of physique that is easy to get angry.

"Oh!!! You bastard! You robbed me again, it belongs to my master! My master's! Don't think you can do whatever you want if our family takes you in! I want to tell my father, my father, and me Grandpa and Grandpa! Let them be you!!"

Suddenly, the arrogant roar belonging to Tuanzi rang in Ren Sheng's ears, a black line flashed on Ren Sheng's forehead, it came again, Nima is so annoying!

"That's my father, my father! You go to your father, I want my father!" The voice this time was a little thinner than that of Tuanzi, but the momentum and domineering in it were not bad at all, and the young man who spoke The guy ran to Ren Sheng's feet and hugged Ren Sheng's thigh, and began to complain: "Daddy, let's get out of this shitty place. I know there is a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters, which is as beautiful as a fairyland. Let's go there, and after more than ten years, when I grow up, I will marry my dad back home, wow!!"

Before Tianzheng Baozi could finish his sentence, he was lifted up by his collar and thrown out violently.Then Ren Sheng listened to Tuanzi's gloating laugh.

The corner of his mouth twitched, Ren Sheng helped his forehead helplessly: "I said, how old are you, why are you fussing with that little guy?"

Jin Xiao's sinister voice sounded next to Ren Sheng's ear: "Is he a kid? He is deceiving you with his appearance. He must know everything, but he deliberately pretends that he doesn't know anything! Wake up! It is the best choice for him to refine into pills and leave them for our dumplings to eat ascension immortals."

Hearing this, Rensheng twitched the corners of his lips again, how bad does it have to be for this to happen?But speaking of it, when Tian Yan was locked up to suck blood, he himself didn't have much affection for that psychopath, and his thoughts at that time were similar to Jin Xiao's.

But ah, the problem is that that guy is not a pervert now, but a bun who doesn't remember anything. In this case, it is really difficult for him to kill people.

Even if someone said that he should give Tianzhao to alchemy, he couldn't be so cruel.and

Ren Sheng's final idea is to raise this guy until he is a teenager, at least educate him not to aim to subvert the entire fairy world, and then kick him out, but now he has only raised Tian Hao for a month, and he already has a headache I really want to make alchemy for the rest of the family.

"Saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda." Ren Sheng began to persuade him once a day: "If you kill him, he will definitely not catch him without a fight, and maybe he will be perverted by the stimulating split personality. You have to be responsible, so let’s put him in the house, maybe he will take care of you in the future. Is it just a son for nothing, and it’s not that I can’t afford it.”

"Do you think I can give birth to that kind of thing?!" Jin Xiao raised his eyebrows, "Either give him alchemy, or we go to the human world, the devil world or the ghost world for our honeymoon, these two choices, See for yourself."

Ren Sheng immediately widened his eyes when he heard the words, "You don't plan to bring the dumpling?! Are you afraid of being kidnapped by him alone in the demon world?"

King Jin sneered immediately after hearing this: "Do you think he is the same as you? That kid is just pretending to be good in front of you. Don't forget that he is over 500 years old. Do you really think he is only five years old? "

The Rensheng radish that said this immediately exploded its leaves, "You say I'm mentally retarded?!"

Jin Xiao twitched the corner of his mouth, "No, I just say you are soft-hearted and kind-hearted. Really."

"Nimma, have you read too much about the words of the human race? Don't you know that kindness is a synonym for mental retardation? It's okay, you, the demon emperor is amazing! Have you thrown yourself in the arms of someone who doesn't have long eyes recently? I won't be with you Now, I’m going to find my master and senior brother! My second senior sister is getting married, and I’m going to the human race, you! Don’t follow me!!”

After Rensheng Luobo yelled at Jin Xiao, he teleported angrily, intending to leave directly, but Jin Xiao, who had long been familiar with him, grabbed his arm directly, and then carried his own weight without saying a word. The partner walked into the house, and before leaving, he gave Tuanzi a vicious look. This kid has such a vicious temper, who did he learn from? !

When Jin Xiao carried Rensheng into the house, gnawed on the radish and brought the radish to vent his anger, Tian Yan, who was thrown into the air, jumped back with his hair, and when he saw that there was only one dumpling left outside the house, Baozi frowned: "Are they going in again?"

Tuanzi nodded: "So you should be desperate, there will be no good results for a third party to intervene."

Tianzhao Baozi choked for a moment, and then cut it: "You don't understand how I feel about Ah Sheng, anyway, I just need to stay by his side, even if I watch that guy lying on someone else's bed~"

In the end, Tianzhao used an aria, and Tuanzi rolled his eyes when he heard it, "Just say you lack maternal love, that's fine, that's all right, all right, stop pretending, have you explored that mysterious black hole yet? I guess after this time Father and father are going to the human race to attend the marriage of the second senior aunt, and then we two can slip away in a fair manner. Let me tell you first, if there is any treasure in it, I will give you three! Otherwise, I will sue you when I come back!"

Tianzhao Steamed Bun curled his lips indifferently when he heard the words: "Which day did you not sue me, if I hadn't been better than you this month, I would have been cheated to death by you."

Tuanzi snorted: "That's right, even according to the rules of the human race, you are an adopted son, and I am my own son. You are lucky that you snatched my father and I didn't beat you to death. That's enough, let's truce, that Are you sure you can get past the black hole? Don’t let my father and father lose their children in old age, I will have to support them in the future.”

"Let's just say you've been poisoned by Ah Sheng's boring thoughts. I never knew that there are young people who have to take care of old people. Among our four realms, which one doesn't become better the longer you cultivate? Come on. , don't think about it."

Tuanzi also felt the same after listening to Tianzhao's words. He really didn't understand a lot of things his father said, who is so weak that he can't lift a small stone of five hundred catties, who can only live to be more than 100 years old, and definitely can't exceed one year old. [-]. And the most speechless, four-wheeled scooter that runs automatically?Tsk, his father must have been affected by messy things, ah, maybe his father did too much?

Daytime prostitution and excessive sexual indulgence are harmful to health. Tuanzi suddenly felt that before he left, he needed to prepare a magic weapon to remind his father not to indulge excessively, so as not to stimulate his father's brain again.

After Jin Xiao carried Ren Sheng into the house, he didn't come out satisfied until a day later, while Ren Sheng sat on the jade bench outside the house with a dark face, with a sneer on the corners of his mouth and face.Looking at it like that, the cabbage who came to inform his master to go to the human world instinctively stopped, feeling that it was too dangerous to approach now.

"Leaving?" Ren Sheng saw the cabbage and knew that everyone was ready.

"Um...uh, boss, are you okay?" Bai Cai asked cautiously.

Ren Sheng sneered when he heard the words, "What can I do, I'm fine at all! Tuanzi Tianzhao, you two go to the human world with me, and let that idiot, bastard, two hundred and five, stay in the demon world by himself. I curse him for being killed." Immortal jump!"

Hearing these few words, the brows of the people around him twitched, and King Jin's expression changed from a satisfied one to a flattering smile: "Hey, I'll go to the human race with you. Tuanzi and Tianzhao will stay. It’s fine in the demon world.”

Ren Sheng raised his eyebrows and raised his eyes: "Who are you? Hey, Lord Yaohuang, we can't stand up to you, as far as we can."

So, if you go too far, you will be choked back.

In the end, Jin Dawang tried his best to apologize for three hours, and he was almost looking for a thunderbolt himself, and finally let Rensheng let go, and at this time Tuanzi and Tianzheng came out right away: "Father, I will not go with Tiantian, We're going to stay and connect."

then.

Rensheng\Jinxiao\Baicai\etc: "...!!"

What a weird thing happened to me!Did these two boys have their heads pumped? !

"Son, what did you just say? Your father didn't hear you clearly, so say it again." Ren Sheng picked out his ears, no matter how much he hoped that these two little guys could live in peace, he never expected that they would be able to live together in a month. The running-in period has entered a peaceful period.

Tuanzi twitched the corners of his mouth when he heard the words, repeated what he had just said, and finally added: "Father, we haven't spoiled our brains, but I think continuing to quarrel is not conducive to family harmony. Tuanzi doesn't want to annoy you, so Tuanzi backed down. Already!"

So it is!Now it's all right!Ren Sheng was instantly touched when he heard it, and he stretched out his hand to hold the dumpling and rub it, feeling relieved that our family has a child who has just grown up!

"Okay, since you two want to reconcile, then dad will leave room for you to fight and get along with each other, but don't make a fight to the death, both sides have to be patient. Dad hopes to see you are amicable when you come back!" As Ren Sheng spoke, he gestured to Jin Xiao with his eyes. The latter squinted his eyes and looked back and forth between Tuanzi and Tianzheng several times, and then said lightly: "Don't cause trouble, come back with your life."

He absolutely didn't believe that those two people would reconcile for no reason. Judging from their looks, there must be something they wanted to do together, otherwise they wouldn't be in sync.But since this is the son's own idea, he will not stop him as a father, but everything must be done in moderation.

"Tian Lie is here for you, self-defense." A black long sword appeared in Jin Xiao's hand, and when it reached Tuanzi's hand, it became smaller, just in time for him to hold it in his hand.

Ren Sheng thought about it for a while, and gave each of Tuanzi and Tianzhang a large bottle of elixir, "Well, father and father are not here, remember not to resist when things happen, and we will find a place when we come back."

Tuanzi and Tianzhang nodded together, Tuanzi looked at Rensheng's concerned eyes, finally gritted his teeth, walked up to Jin Xiao, and handed out a golden bell.

"?" Jin Xiao was puzzled.

"Hey, father, here is the amulet I made, for you to wear. Good for dad."

Ren Sheng and Jin Xiao were both a little surprised by the words of the dumpling, why did Jin Xiao treat Ren Sheng so well?However, out of trust in his son and the joy of his son's first gift, Jin Xiao still stuffed the bell into his arms.For this reason, Ren Sheng was envious and jealous, he didn't even receive the amulet from his son! !

So Ren Sheng and Jin Xiao's expressions changed from sullen to smug at this moment, but Jin Xiao didn't know that a few days later, he would grind the bell into powder by gnashing his teeth.At that time, his and Ren Sheng's expressions were completely reversed.

After Rensheng's family finished explaining all the things they wanted to explain, and gave them their own things, Rensheng casually summoned a cloud with glowing light from the sky, jumped on it in a few steps, and finished it, and then faced My son waved with his cheating adopted son:

"Then let's go!"

Tuanzi smiled and waved: "Father, father, be careful all the way~"

Tianzheng Baozi also squinted his eyes and waved: "Asheng, pay attention to your body and animals!"

bump! !

A burst of dust drifted by, and Tuanzi struggled to crawl out of the big hole made by his father, and then glared at Tianzheng: "You talk nonsense again!"

Tian Hao got up from the pit, and patted his clothes slowly: "Are you still going to the black hole?"

"go with!"