You can't hurt the author who wears meat

"Idiot, what are you looking at, don't run fast." The monster landed and immediately swelled to a height of three or four meters. With a sweep of its thick tail, it smashed a table.It roared earth-shatteringly, shaking the ceiling and windows with every step it took.Liu Lindong was stunned when he saw that the instigator still had an unclear expression on his face, so he had to grab him and the two fled for their lives outside the door.

Fortunately, there were a lot of red, green and green vats in the cafeteria. The monsters were attracted by these brightly colored things, so they didn't chase them immediately, so they easily escaped outside the door.

Liu Lindong first placed the idiot who caused the trouble in a safe place, then sounded the alarm and assembled the prison guards to deal with the monster.He had a bad complexion, and after assigning the mission, he pulled Han Pangyuan up: "A level 9 tank boss can't be defeated without two level 5 teams. These prison guards won't last long. You should hide in a safe place."

"Where is it safe to go?" He grabbed the corner of his clothes with a dazed face and sweaty palms.

This question made Liu Lindong startled.

Indeed, Han Pangyuan is only level 1. He has no attack skills or life-saving tricks. The only recovery skill he has mastered is to eat pig's trotters first. It is too dangerous to let him run around by himself.He hesitated for a while before making the decision to let him stay by his side, but he still didn't dare to take it lightly: "I'll take you to the warden's office now, and you wait for me there."

"What about you?" He followed Liu Lindong and ran towards the east, his pace was very strange.

"This game is divided into twelve levels, and each level is 5 levels. When I entered it, because I was the prison warden, I reached the full level directly. But most of the players are level 1 prisoners. There are only a few who have practiced, so I have to go back and help fight the BOSS." Perhaps to reassure Han Pangyuan, he deliberately explained it in detail, and also ordered a lot of precautions, and finally said: "Stretch out your hand."

For some reason, Han Pangyuan spread out his hands honestly and asked Liu Lindong to draw a few strokes on his palms.

"Pig, pig's trotters?" With a bang, a box of steaming braised pig's trotters fell into his hand, and the heavy weight showed that it was the real thing.He leaned up to smell it in disbelief, and there was a strong fragrance, and the color was also a beautiful chocolate color, just looking at it made him want to drool.

"Eat it if you are in danger, pay attention to your blood, don't die." Without explaining where the pig's feet came from, the man locked the door from the outside and left in a hurry.

As soon as he left, Han Pangyuan put down his trotters and took off his pants.

He was too hasty just now, and the prison guards had no time to take out the pen, which caused him to be tortured along the way, walking with his legs spread apart like a duck. Fortunately, Liu Lindong didn't see any clues.In order to solve the trouble, he first knelt on the ground and put his hand to that position, but he didn't know whether it was because of walking or because of too much tension, but he couldn't get it out no matter what.In addition, the slender metal objects become slippery when exposed to water, which adds to the difficulty.After trying for a long time, he changed to a squatting position again, exerting force on his lower abdomen, and fiddled with it for a long time, but it didn't work even though he was sweating profusely.

"Fuck!" He was in a hurry, what if this thing can't be taken out?

While he was working hard to get the pen, there was a loud explosion outside the window, and then a rough man shouted: "Lead to the open space to fight, don't put your skills here."

With such a big commotion, Han Pangyuan couldn't calm down anymore, and this disaster was caused by him, so it was impossible to turn a blind eye.He didn't even have time to put on his pants, so he ran to the window to observe the situation. The prison building was not high, and the warden's room was on the third floor, with the playground below, so he could see everything clearly.The monster has been led to the center of the playground, besieged by a group of people who don't know whether it is a player or an NPC, and it is not known whether it is dying, but the action is very slow.

"If you can't see the data, don't you know everything? How to use this game manager." Since it is a game, both players and monsters should have various data. If you don't know, it will be difficult to continue.

He studied randomly, pressed the button on it, and actually turned on the switch.A female voice from the system sounded, and she said gracefully: Player Han Pangyuan opened the system manager, data entry is in progress, please wait...

A few seconds later, the scene in front of him changed slightly, and a line of densely packed small characters would appear on the heads of all the people he stared at for more than three seconds.For example, the man who yelled just now to tell everyone to move, the data on his head is Ying Ning, tank type, current level 5, and has not yet acquired talent.The basic attributes have been allocated, endurance 30, intelligence 2, strength 8, defense 22, agility 0, charisma 8, HP 350, MP 20.Initial skill taunt, skill level 1, effect - force hostile units within a radius of 3 yards to attack the caster.

It turned out that this was a tank. I thought it was a muscular man with a meat shield, but I didn't expect him to be very handsome.The one named Ying Ning was tall and slender, with her half-length hair tied into a ponytail. Not only did she not look sissy at all, but she also added a lot of heroism.

Although Han Pangyuan likes Liu Lindong, he is not gay. According to him, he just likes this person, and he just happens to be a man.

So he didn't have much interest in other handsome guys, and kept looking for the one he loved among the crowd.

Soon, he locked on to the target.The tall Liu Lindong stands out even in a group of people, even more outstanding than that handsome tank.Han Pangyuan glanced at it twice, and then began to slander, what this guy eats, his looks are too exaggerated, he used to be a skinny monkey, but now he has an altitude of 192, and he has a model figure, too unscientific up.

He stared at Liu Lindong while analyzing his data.

Liu Lindong, melee output department, currently level 5, has not yet acquired talent.The basic attributes have been allocated, endurance 17, intelligence 8, strength 22, defense 5, agility 6, charm 10, HP 170, MP 80, initial skill Void Painting (pig's trotter), skill level 1, effect - draw real and edible trotters.

Draw, draw trotters! ?It turned out that there were more tricky skills than him, Han Pangyuan's face was cramped, and he was speechless looking at the box of steaming pig's trotters on the table.

However, these two seemingly cheating skills, combined together, are simply heaven-defying magic skills.With Liu Lindong, he is equivalent to a small mobile blood bank, which can replenish blood anytime, anywhere, and does not need to consume mana or wait for recovery time.As long as you eat it, you can increase blood, which is much better than those healing systems that take half a day to recover after an instant increase!

"It turns out that I'm not that useless." He crossed his arms, even a little proud, and he was only supporting treatment, which meant that he could also acquire attack or defense skills.If you can fight and increase blood, you will not hold back Liu Lindong, and you can become a trustworthy partner.

Thinking of this, he smiled, and most of the uneasiness in his heart disappeared.

After stabilizing his emotions, his eyes swept across the crowd, and finally stopped on the BOSS. The blood was already more than half, and it seemed that he was not far from death.

Although the monsters of the tank type have blood and thick skin, their attack power is too low. As long as someone holds the hatred, there is basically no danger.That Ying Ning seems to be a very good MT, and he also leads a small team with legal output and healing professions, which is a very reasonable configuration.The strange thing is that although this is a men's prison, there is a white-haired loli mixed with a group of big men. The little girl looks only thirteen or fourteen years old, she is petite, her name is Yue Ye, and she is the treatment for Ying Ning's group.

She looks sweet, but her eyes are full of determination, and she is as ruthless as the other team members.The initial skill is to summon a healing ball to pass among friendly team members. Each pass can superimpose a layer of healing effect, up to 5 layers, and restore 220 points of health to the target at one time.

A tank only has more than 300 blood, which can be filled up almost in one go.

"What a powerful skill..." Han Pangyuan wiped his sweat, and suddenly felt that his range recovery had become so scumbag.

"Why aren't you dead? I don't know what will drop." The blood of the monster dwindled, and Han Pangyuan lay on the window sill watching a play, and began to think wildly again.Since it's a game, defeating the boss will of course drop the equipment, but there are so many people here, how should they be distributed?

After all, he is a young man, and he has played many online games, with similar rules.After traveling here, it won't take long to figure out the gameplay. Although the game uses his articles as the background of the story, the various settings are similar to online games such as WOW and D3.For example, the name on the head, red is a monster, and will actively attack people; yellow is NPC, such as most prison guards, they may attack the player, or they may remain neutral, depending on the situation; there is also a green name, these are the players up.Players can't attack each other, but there is a duel system on the game manager, it should be possible to PK in the specified area.

After his observation, most of the prison guards are level 2, a few are level 3, and all the players with level 5 on the playground are players, about a dozen. It seems that the competition is indeed fierce.

"Mr. Warden, our team is short of melee in 4Q1, so you can make up the numbers." Ying Ning suddenly opened his mouth and invited Liu Lindong to join his team.

Originally, the battle downstairs was exciting, and Han Pangyuan was so fascinated by it that he even forgot the pen in his buttocks, but he broke out in a cold sweat because of this sentence, afraid that Liu Lindong would nod and say yes.He was extremely anxious, and wished he could rush down and kill these bastards who got in the way, but unfortunately he didn't have any attack skills, so he could only stare blankly...

He bit his lower lip, frowned enough to kill a fly, and stared at Yingning with murderous eyes.

The other party also noticed his gaze, but didn't pay much attention to it, but Liu Lindong looked up at him from time to time, and saw that half of his body was hanging outside, with a very unhappy expression.

"I have a powerful healer, two legal DPS, and a close combat would be perfect." Ying Ning obviously took a fancy to Liu Lindong's output ability, and kept persuading: "Don't you want to win? My team is currently ranked first , Of course I haven’t got the keywords yet, but with your help, it’s like a tiger with wings, and it’s not a problem to pass the level together. Compared with the three-legged cat who eats pig’s trotters to restore health, Moon Night is obviously much stronger. You know better than me , Don’t be afraid of opponents who are like gods, but teammates who are like pigs. Therefore, those who know the current affairs are heroes, I believe you understand this truth.”

"It's enough to bring one pig, I don't want to bring four." Liu Lindong raised the corner of his mouth and glanced at Yingning's team.In addition to tanks and healers, there is also a mage named Xiaoxiao and an archer named Xiaotire. They are both long-range DPS. It seems that they urgently need a melee.

"Cut, what is it?" Mage Xiaoxiao fired two big fireballs in a row, retreated to the side to recover, and said unforgivingly: "I look up to you because I think highly of you."

Although he was wearing women's clothing and had a feminine name, he spoke in a purely male voice. It seemed that there were fake women everywhere.

These conversations were all carried out in a low voice, of course Han Pangyuan at the height couldn't hear him, he anxiously probed Liu Lindong's every move, feeling worried.Several times, he even couldn't help making a sound, and finally swallowed the words in his throat.

Lin Dong, you can't join other people's teams!

When he was worried, with a loud noise, the monster fell to the ground, surrounded by cheers.Since Yingning's team has the highest output, it has obtained the right to distribute equipment. It picked up a lot of good things from the boss, and everyone put on new equipment.

"This is for you." Ying Ning threw a few bottles of medicine to Liu Lindong, and said, "I am the most fair person. If you work hard, you will naturally be rewarded."

Liu Lindong did not refuse, put the medicine bottle in his pocket, and began to perform his duties as the warden, commanding his subordinates to clean up the scene.And the other low-level players came to pick up the leftover materials after Yingning and the others collected the equipment, and the scene was very chaotic.Just when everyone was arguing, the sky suddenly darkened, a bolt of lightning fell from the sky, and a female warrior with black wings and a skull mask was suspended in the air.

She said in a hoarse and terrifying voice: "Kusula, today is not your death day, stand up and fight for your master!"

"No, everyone get out of the way." Ying Ning led the team towards the building with sharp eyesight and quick hands. Liu Lindong also yelled at Han Pangyuan who was stunned: "Close the window!"

What's going on here?Before he had time to think, Kuzilla's body began to disintegrate, and a giant beast turned into thousands of flying insects, spreading in all directions in a black mass.The prison guards who did not have time to escape screamed and fell to the ground one after another to die.When insects flew up, Han Pangyuan saw clearly that these murderous weapons were long-legged wasps the size of broad beans, and their poisonous stings gave off a cold light, which could kill people.

He frantically closed the window, but he still let one in. As a last resort, he could only grab the books on the table and beat them, unexpectedly, it still hit.

The system sounded at the right time: successfully killed the face-faced bee, level 1, and gained experience 5.

Do you still have experience?He was stunned for a while, and then a bad idea came to his mind - as long as the window was opened a small crack, only a small number of human bees could enter, and he could watch one at the window and beat the other. Don't open, it's really a good way to upgrade.

When there is an idea, there is action. He first found a book as a weapon, and then opened a little window to start accumulating experience.

Although one experience is only 5, but if the number is large, the effect is quite considerable.In less than 2 minutes, he heard a wonderful system prompt saying: Congratulations to player Han Pangyuan for upgrading, the current level is 2.

"It's not difficult to level up. It's not a problem to go to level 5 this way. You can team up with Lin Dong immediately." He began to get carried away, forgetting to make sure that all the human-faced bees on the ground were dead, so one slipped through the net. Zhiyu was just fainted by the blow, but did not die.The surviving bee staggered up, shook its wings, and rushed towards Han Pangyuan with the last of its strength, hitting it with one blow!

"Ah——" The scream almost spread throughout the prison. The damn bee chose a position that even a man could not bear, and directly stabbed the stinger into the small ball between Han Pangyuan's legs.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——" he covered the ball and rolled all over the ground, howling like a pig being killed.

The window was unguarded, and countless human-faced bees found a gap to sneak in, and they were about to launch a large-scale attack.Han Pangyuan was already in so much pain that he couldn't even move, and he didn't even have time to despair, so he could only wait for death with his eyes wide open.Just at the critical moment, Liu Lindong broke in, tore off the curtain as a barrier, wrapped the naked idiot underneath and escaped.

He protected him with his body, no matter how many times he was stung, he ran to the storage room before stopping.

There are no windows here, as long as the door is closed, safety can be obtained temporarily.

"Why didn't you listen when I told you to close the window?" Liu Lindong yelled angrily, pulled his leg away to look at the injury, only to see two bags of tears in Han Pangyuan's rabbit-like red eyes, and his anger was washed away. I wanted to scold but couldn't, so I could only stroke his head with my hand: "Hold on, I'll rub the medicine on you."

The injury was in an embarrassing place, but he couldn't care less.

The poisonous thorn hit the ball, this kind of pain is not something ordinary people can bear, thanks to Han Pangyuan, he was able to grit his teeth and not cry.He stared, with a look of bitterness and hatred on his face, trying very hard to control the tears in his eyes, not to make himself look too weak.Liu Lindong knew that he was too painful to speak, so he had to coax him to close his eyes, and then checked the injury below.

The poisonous thorn penetrated deep into the flesh, and the surrounding area was swollen like a peach, which could not be pulled out by hand.With a little force, the person under him felt like he was swinging in pain, trembling like a fallen leaf in the autumn wind, and his teeth were grinding and rattling.

Liu Lindong had no choice but to lower his head to hold the wound in his mouth, sucking lightly and sometimes hard until his tongue touched the sucked thorn, then he bit it out with his teeth, and then applied some cooling and detoxifying ointment.During this period, Han Pangyuan didn't make a sound at all. It wasn't until he was done with everything that Liu Lindong realized that he had passed out from the pain, and his body was covered in cold sweat.

"How can you live without me." He hugged him with a complicated expression, stared at the face of the person in his arms for a long time, and finally kissed him...