You can't hurt the author who wears meat

It took a long time for Han Pangyuan to wake up from the coma, moving his stiff shoulders while adapting to the darkness.Then he saw the person he cared about the most leaning against the window, with his right hand holding a cigarette on the window sill, the fire was particularly eye-catching in the dark night, like a burning night bug.And that is the back of a promotion, standing up straight at all times, not like an artist, but like an upright soldier.In any case, it was a trustworthy figure that could make him feel at ease.

He looked at it for a while, and tentatively called Lin Dong.

"Are you awake?" The man pinched his cigarette and strode over with a look of anxiety on his face.

But it was getting late, and there was only a small night light in the room. Han Pangyuan didn't notice the man's worry, only knew that his body was in pain.He was full of grievances, his legs could not be opened or closed, and he felt pain in his heart when he moved, but his mouth was stubborn: "What are you doing with me, it's okay, just go about your business."

"You occupied my room, and you still want to drive me outside?" He sat down and put his hand on the injured leg.

Even through the thin quilt, the heat from Liu Lindong's palms can penetrate Han Pangyuan's body.His heart beat so fast that his bones were about to melt from the heat, and even his voice trembled a little, he whispered, "I thought you sent me to a cell."

"How could it be?" He smiled, and slightly exerted the hand holding his knee, as if a martial arts master was passing on internal strength, sharing his own warmth to the other party.

This small action made Han Pangyuan's heart warm, and his chest was filled with happiness, which continued to expand.In fact, they haven't had such an intimate conversation for seven years, but how come this sentence still gave him many illusions.He couldn't tell whether it was a dream or reality, and he only hoped that this night would never pass.If time stays at this moment, he can enjoy the tenderness of his loved one like this forever...

But he is also afraid, will such a humble love really blossom and bear fruit one day?

"It doesn't matter if you don't send me to the cell." Although it is a game, there are rules. It is wrong for a prisoner to sleep in the warden's room.He thought too much, because he was afraid of causing unnecessary trouble, but somehow touched Liu Lindong's back.

The man's voice was lowered twice, and he said displeasedly: "Why, can't wait to experience the plot?"

"Where are you thinking, I'm not that kind of person." Han Pangyuan blushed, and quickly pushed away.In fact, both of them knew very well what type of essays he wrote.

Especially the Shutter Island Prison, which is basically a collection of endless bed sports, the protagonist is in heat from beginning to end, which is extremely flirty.You can have sex when you drink water, you can have sex when you deliver a meal, and you can have sex by the sink when you wash clothes.Not to mention those prison guards who are like wolves and tigers, come one 1V1, two come 3P, and so on, it is simply a stallion paradise.

He coughed a few times, and unnaturally concealed it: "Although I write meaty articles, I love real soft girls."

"I see." Liu Lindong nodded meaningfully, and teased: "You have a figure like a washboard and you can get a soft girl? Telling such a lie is too underestimating my IQ."

"Who, who said I can't make it!" He is a little short, but he has passed the passing line anyway, his face is not ugly, and he is disgusted no matter where he goes.In order to save his poor self-esteem, for some reason, he started talking nonsense when his brain got hot: "I tell you, I recently dated a girl who is soft and obedient, with big eyes, white and tender, and an E cup. If it wasn't for coming to this ghost place, I would have brought her home, ate her up, don't say that I am incompetent, I am also a man."

It was obviously a lie, but Liu Lindong listened carefully and said noncommittally, "Really."

"Don't believe me, I'll show you the photos when the time comes. She looks a lot like Lola Takizawa. I don't know how many people envy and hate her. I just love girls with big breasts with a loli face." The more he said, the more he exaggerated, although his eyes He was erratic, but still bit the bullet and continued: "Have you seen her new film? I don't know what those photos are thinking. The front of the goddess is so beautiful, why do you keep taking pictures of her nostrils. By the way, Kato Taka-sensei is really powerful. ..."

"Enough!" The man couldn't help interrupting him, with a bit of anger in his tone, but he quickly said politely, "Be hungry, I'll get you something to eat, don't run around."

"I didn't say anything, why is he angry." When the man walked away, Han Pangyuan was still in a daze, not knowing which sentence he said wrong to make the other party so angry.

He tried hard to recall every line of dialogue, without seeming to reveal his true thoughts.In fact, he was very afraid that Liu Lindong would feel disgusted if he knew the truth and was liked by a man. With his personality, the relationship between the two might be severed.Because of this, Han Pangyuan didn't dare to take risks, and carefully hid his admiration and buried his longing in his heart.It's already a luxury to be by his side like this, too greedy can easily cause bad things.

"Ah, I'll go, that thing hasn't been taken out yet..." He wanted to sit up, but accidentally touched the swollen ball, howling in pain, and also noticed the pen in his body because of the change of posture.

It was terrible, the two key points before and after were tortured, and the small ball estimated that it would take several days to heal, that couldn't be controlled, at least take out the pen first.He ran to the bathroom, squeezed a hand of shower gel, trying to lubricate the thing out.But I don't know if it's because I haven't eaten or I'm too nervous. No matter what I do, my stomach is empty and I can't expel anything.

He was so anxious that he was sweating profusely. Even if he stretched his fingers in, he just made the pen deeper and deeper.

Although he has no experience in that field, Han Pangyuan has been writing meat articles for a long time. He has never eaten pork but has seen pigs run, so he naturally understands that the length is limited and not everything can be accommodated.The current situation is very bad. The pen has been drilled in, which may scratch the intestinal wall. In severe cases, it may cause intestinal perforation, and then lead to internal bleeding or infection. In a prison where there is a lack of medical treatment, it is estimated that even a god cannot save it. came back.

He didn't dare to do anything anymore, and changed to a way of standing still, trying to let the pen slide down naturally.

After walking for a few minutes to no avail, he tried jumping and squatting again, but in the end he had no choice but to squat awkwardly on the toilet seat to see if he could force it out.However, stepping on the toilet like a cat is definitely a difficult movement, not suitable for idiots with poor physical coordination, so he staggered and fell to the ground after just a few moves.

"Ahhh——" He hit the wound again, excruciatingly painful.

"Xiao Yuan, what's the matter?" But at this moment Liu Lindong entered the door with food, and when he heard movement from the bathroom, he knocked the door open without thinking.

Han Pangyuan fell to the ground with a face of embarrassment, it was wrong to cover the top, and it was not right to cover the bottom, and the pain in the buttocks was severe, so he could only curl up next to the toilet and shiver like a dying animal.Liu Lindong didn't know what was wrong with him, so he didn't dare to move around, coaxing softly: "Did you hit the wound, let me see, your injury hasn't healed yet, why don't you know how to rest well."

"Don't look." Although it's rare to see such a gentle Liu Lindong, he still hugged his knees and huddled his body into a ball, determined not to let the other party see his embarrassing appearance.

"What's the matter?" He didn't say a word, the man got anxious and stretched out his hand to pull his leg.

"Go away, don't touch me!" You can't tell him that there is a pen stuffed in his butt, Han Pangyuan can't imagine the consequences of this sentence, and he plans to carry it to the end.He put his hands on Liu Lindong's chest and resisted fiercely, almost screaming heart-piercingly.This call shocked the man, he withdrew his hand in embarrassment, and apologized.

"Lin Dong, that's not what I meant." The man's expression was complicated, and Han Pangyuan's heart throbbed when he saw it. He explained at a loss: "I was frightened by the prison guards, and I have a psychological shadow, not for you."

"Understood, you take a shower and come out, the food is going to be cold." For a moment, there was some disappointment on his face, but the dull Han Pangyuan didn't see it.His attention was all on that part, he was so nervous that he couldn't care about other reactions, he was afraid that he would be exposed.After Liu Lindong brought him to the door, he stood up unsteadily and washed off all the sweat.Because he didn't dare to waste too much time in the bathroom, he tried a few more times, but failed to get the pen out, so he had to give up temporarily.

After he came out, he hurriedly changed his clothes and ate the rice with beef soup brought back by Liu Lindong, but his mood was very depressed.

Han Pangyuan is not in the mood to enjoy the love of his childhood sweetheart now, even though he has been looking forward to it for seven years, but there are more important things in front of him, and he cannot be half-hearted.

"What will happen if you die in the game, and will you die in the real world?" If the pen can't be obtained, it might die due to various problems.

"Death here will not really kill you, but if you lose your life, you will drop to level 1. You can't take chances. Because you can't be resurrected, no matter how many levels you get, as long as you die once, you will return to the initial state. That is to say, if you die, we have to hand over the first place to others." Thinking that he was about to back down, Liu Lindong had to speak more seriously: "Only cowards choose to stay in the game, we have to go back, back to the game." The original world, otherwise nothing can be done.”

"I know." Han Pangyuan nodded honestly.

Because he understands that Liu Lindong and his family have a good relationship and can't wait to return to the real world, he secretly made up his mind that he must not hold back: "But my level is too low now, so I have to find a way to quickly upgrade to level 5, otherwise I will form a team Will not work."

"Heal your wounds first." The Human Face Bee incident took advantage of many low-level players, and some even went up to three levels, but so far no one has been able to pass the level with keywords.

Liu Lindong was not in a hurry, and planned to let him rest for a few more days.

"What do you think the key words will be, let's guess." Neither of them felt sleepy, so they just leaned on the bed and chatted.Han Pangyuan asked a stupid question first, he didn't know, if it was so easy to guess, someone would have already cleared the level, so why it took so long.But Liu Lindong didn't say anything, just gently rubbed his hair: "You still ask me about the article you wrote."

They chattered nonsense, a little stiff at first, but quickly returned to their old Geno.

Those seven years of unhappiness seemed to have passed long ago. Liu Lindong didn't talk about it, and Han Pangyuan didn't ask about it. The twists and turns were not important anymore.Regarding them, it seems that they just had a long, long dream, and when they woke up, everything was as usual.Han Pangyuan squinted his eyes and said in a low voice: "It seems that my choice is right. If I hadn't come here, I might never be able to get so close to you."

"What?" Liu Lindong didn't hear clearly, but judging from his reaction, he didn't want to miss any line of dialogue.

Han Pangyuan shook his head and refused to say, but there was a smile on his face, and there was some color of satisfaction.He boldly tried to grab the man's hand, but before he touched it, an elegant system voice came from the air: Congratulations to players Ying Ning, Yue Ye, Xiao Xiao, Little Tire, and Mourn of Law for obtaining the key words and entering the next level.

What a bolt from the blue!

"Where did Mourn of Law come from?" The game manager can see the status of all players, including name, level, occupation, and team formation. He even scanned the list during the day, and there is no one with that name at all.

"The new player who came in when you were in a coma is a level 5 accident investigator. His occupation is a stalker, and he is also a melee damage dealer." Hearing what he said, Han Pangyuan immediately opened the manager to refresh the player level.There are currently 112 players in the game, of which 64 have reached level 5. The situation is not optimistic: "Thank you for being so calm and not in a hurry. I am only level 2, and I am at the end of the crane."

After he finished speaking, he jumped out of bed: "There is no time to delay, I am going to upgrade."

Liu Lindong looked at the dark night sky outside, then glanced at his strange walking posture, and asked worriedly, "Are you sure?"

"I'm not sister Lin, how can I be so delicate." As long as it involves the one he loves, he does have a small universe that can't be burned. It's all right."

"It's fine if it's broken." He was obviously speechless to his metaphor, but the man didn't stop him. He started to study low-level tasks and said, "It would be great if I could get hidden skills, and I can directly upgrade to the full level. Of course, the higher the level The higher the income, the greater it is, but it’s not bad to get it now, at least it will save you so much hard work.”

"Hidden skills?" This seems to be the first time I heard: "You can get a big trick casually, won't it destroy the balance of the game."

"Even your meat text can become the background of the game, what is impossible." This is an unfair game. Some people increase their skill points every time they level up, get equipment, and go smoothly.There are also some people who not only do not increase their talents, but also deduct them backwards. Unlucky people like Han Pangyuan lost their intelligence, charm and mana as soon as they came in, and even got a very cheating skill.

"This is true, and now is not the time to discuss the rationality of the game." He got dressed and refused to waste time.

He took a rough look at the upgrade strategy, and there were only three upgrade methods in this game—first, killing monsters to upgrade.The previous monster Kuzilla and a large number of human-faced bees have experience, but this is a novice area, and there are very few monsters that can be killed. If you don’t open a surprise box, there is no boss to fight them. This method can Eliminate; second, upgrade duel with others.There is a duel system in the game, and there is also an arena for people to PK. You can challenge players or NPCs. As long as you win, you will gain a lot of experience.But this method is very dangerous. If you are accidentally killed, you will have to clear everything, and the gain outweighs the loss.

Now that the first two methods have been ruled out, there is only one way left to do the task.

The tasks here are not dangerous, and most of them are simple tasks such as running errands to deliver things, helping to clean up garbage, and driving away wild animals.But with limited experience, it may take some effort to upgrade.

"I'm going to do this—to prepare for the Midsummer Festival and catch 50 beautiful fireflies." He read the strategy for a long time, and finally decided to catch the shiny bugs first: "After completing this task, you will get 85 experience points. It is also very cost-effective to sell fireflies to merchants in exchange for props that increase experience. Moreover, fireflies are not bound items and can be traded. If you help me catch them, it will save a lot of time."

He is quite capable of playing games.

"After this is done, go to the flower garden to take care of the blooming epiphyllum. You can get 50 experience points by collecting the dew on the blooming epiphyllum." He stared intently at the game manager, carefully studying the most time-saving route.Liu Lindong sat on the edge of the bed, folded his hands, looked at him all the time, and suddenly said: "You scroll down, there are experienced story missions."

"There are plot missions?" He didn't pay attention to this, and scrolled down a few pages, and sure enough, he saw some plot missions with 999 experience points, all of which were in yellow letters, which were distinguished from the ordinary missions in green letters.Out of curiosity, he opened one by chance and was dumbfounded, unable to speak smoothly, and stammered: "What are you doing... This plot mission is too ridiculous... Could it be that I Do you want to practice the poses you wrote..."

And even the name hasn't been changed, it's still called "Brother Prison Guard, take it easy, the brother of the prisoner is most afraid of pain", but the novel has become a series of tasks, and the various poses are dazzling!

"Try?" Unlike Han Pangyuan who was flushed and flustered, Liu Lindong seemed much calmer.

He stood up and walked over to the bewildered idiot, grabbing his chin with one hand, his obsidian-like eyes sparkling in folds.Han Pangyuan shuddered. The height of 192 centimeters gave people a sense of oppression. He suddenly felt that he was the prey stared at by the black panther. He was stiff and unable to move, but this feeling was very exciting.The man waited for a while, seeing that he refused to nod his head in agreement or refuse, knowing that there was hope, so he continued to lobby: "Just do it once and you will be able to reach level 5, why not do it."

what! ?

Han Pangyuan opened his mouth wide, his eyes were as wide as copper bells, and he couldn't believe his ears at all.He was about to shout long live, but finally managed to stabilize his emotions, and squeezed out a sentence through his teeth: "Liu Lindong, are you crazy, do you know what you are talking about!"

"I know, I'm begging you, let's be more blunt, and invite you to bed." There was a masculine aggression in the air, and the pressure made Han Pangyuan breathless and trembling all over.He was about to lose his feet, and he didn't know what to do. The long-awaited contact came too fast, which caught him off guard and lost his ability to think.

He froze on the spot and didn't respond, maybe because he had waited too long, the man lost his patience and threw him directly on the bed: "I can't be the one below, so, I'm sorry."

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