You can't hurt the author who wears meat

"Don't be happy too early, this is just the beginning." The sad voice was very slow, slowly echoing in the empty hall, low and hopeless, and it also made people fall into endless despair.He sighed for a while, his sad tone pierced his skin like cold spring water, making people shudder.Fortunately, he was not too obsessed with emotions, and quickly got to the point: "Next is a quick answer in ten seconds. I will ask you ten questions. You have to find the correct answer before the timer expires. If you answer wrong or time out, I will kill you." one person."

Han Pangyuan nodded in the darkness with his eyes covered by white silk.He clenched his fists tightly, the muscles all over his body were tense, his neck was abnormally red, and he looked very nervous.

But Liu Lindong knew that this was the result of his full concentration.

"Let's start asking questions, general knowledge questions about literature." Luckily, Han Pangyuan breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the word "literature".There is a specialization in the art field, and it would be really difficult to get the science questions, but the knowledge of the humanities is not difficult for him.He adjusted his breathing in the dark, and listened intently to the sad reading: "Please name five of the Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties."

"Su Shi, Han Yu, Wang Anshi, Ouyang Xiu, Liu Zongyuan." This kind of question is really simple, and you should be able to answer it right after a little thought.But because the time is short, people are especially prone to short-circuit when they are in a panic. Sometimes the simpler questions are harder to remember, and mistakes will be made. This is also the main reason why the previous teams were wiped out.

"Name the representatives of the four schools of Confucianism, Taoism, and Mohism."

"Confucius and Mencius, Lao Zhuang, Mo Zi, and Han Fei Zi."

"Which are the three books known as 'Three Biography of Spring and Autumn'?"

""Zuo Zhuan", "Gu Liang Biography", "Gongyang Biography"."

The following questions were all literary questions and answers like this. When encountering familiar knowledge, Han Pangyuan began to relax, gradually improved, and successfully broke through grief.Seeing that he was calmer than expected, those who were hanging in the air relaxed their tense hearts a little bit, but they couldn't take it lightly, because a new round of challenges was about to begin.

The demons danced again, spinning around the guesser.The weird singing stopped, Han Pangyuan smiled and replied confidently: "It's still sad."

"Ah, you bastard, don't think that the goddess of luck will always favor the idiots, and kill you bastards sooner or later!" Angrily roared, and it seemed that he guessed right again.Contrary to the angry dissatisfaction, the sad tone has always been unhurried, and it makes people feel hair-raising: "Then, let's continue. There are still ten questions in the next round. The rules are the same as the previous round. The difference is that this time It is a multiple-choice question. Each question will give three choices, and you need to find the correct answer and explain why. The scope of the question is automatically assigned to the category of literature, please listen to the question."

It seems that whatever category is drawn in the first round, it will continue in the future.This is very good. Literary knowledge is Han Pangyuan's strong point, and it is not easy to make mistakes.

After a sad pause, he recited a section of "Shui Tiao Ge Tou" in a miserable voice, and then asked: "'I hope that people will live forever, and we will share the beautiful beauty together'. The author is expressing his longing for someone. A , wife, B, brother, C, relatives."

"Although people in the world often use it to describe lovers who are separated from two places and to express the pain of longing, the answer is B. Because there is a small preface before the words of "Shui Tiao Ge Tou"-Bing Chen Mid-Autumn Festival, drinking happily until Dan, getting drunk , writing this article, I also conceived Ziyou. Ziyou is exactly the character of Su Shi’s younger brother Su Zhe, which shows his deep brotherhood.”

"Hey, I seem to have underestimated you a bit, and the difficulty must be increased." Sighed sadly, thought for a while, and continued to ask: "From ancient times to the present, the brave are heroes who are praised and worshiped by people. Every nation has its own heroic epic, which is widely sung. May I ask which one is the longest sung heroic epic found so far. A. "Song of Roland", B. "Epic of Gilgamesh", C. "The Biography of King Gesar."

"I choose C. "King Gesar's Biography" has more than 120 parts, with a total of more than 2000 million characters. It is the longest heroic epic found in the world today. Iliad, Odyssey, Ramayana and Mahabharata combined." This time the topic is not as simple as the previous level, although it is a choice, you can use Elimination method, but it needs to explain the cause and effect, which increases the difficulty.Fortunately, Han Pangyuan majored in Chinese and was a teacher. He has a wealth of book knowledge and good language organization skills. He successfully completed all the multiple-choice questions.

"Pray that it doesn't fall into my hands, or you will be killed." Seeing that he passed the level smoothly, he was furious and cursed for a long time.

"Hahaha, this guy is not as weak as he looks. I thought he was mentally retarded. It seems that we are all wrong." Happy has been very happy, talking like a cannonball: "But whether you can have the last laugh depends on you Is it lucky enough, of course, you must have strength, don't take chances."

"Thank you for your warning." Han Pangyuan smiled, showing unprecedented confidence.

When the throwing handkerchief sounded again, not only himself, everyone had confidence in him and believed that he could pass the level smoothly.

By now, the Absolutely Charming team has understood that although this guy looks stupid and has zero social skills, he can always show extraordinary adaptability whenever he encounters professional-related things.Now that the problem of the two demons has been solved, the progress is more than halfway, as long as they guess the remaining demons, they can complete the task, and victory seems to be beckoning to them!

But here, he who has become accustomed to the strange singing of the demons is very calm, the previous impatience and tension were swept away, he became more and more calm, and things went smoothly.

He calmed down and carefully distinguished the songs surrounding him.When the previous teams challenged, he noticed that the demons would not change positions, but would only rotate clockwise in a fixed order.Moreover, when Happy sings, he always lengthens the end sound, and there is always a little more strange sound at the end than others, which is easy to distinguish.So he came up with a bold idea, as long as he remembered the location of the demons, distinguished their voices, and tried to catch the last sound at the end of the song, he could determine who was behind him.

So, before the game started, he purposely said some stupid self-introduction to lure the demons into talking to him, so that his voice matched his face.

Joy is the clear voice of a young woman, anger is the voice of a middle-aged man with a bad temper, sadness is the voice of a sentimental young man, and happiness is the voice of a laughing child.In this way, four highly recognizable voices sounded, and even if he didn't catch the happy ending, he could still find clues from other people.

Simply put, the demons rotate clockwise in the order of joy, anger, sorrow, and joy. At the beginning, joy is in front, anger is on the right, sorrow is on the left, and happiness is on the back.They don't change positions after they start spinning, and when the song stops, just catch the ending note from Happy to see where he is.If happiness is still on the left side, there is still sadness behind it, if it is switched to the front, then anger is behind it, and so on.

The method looks simple, but it is very difficult to operate in practice. This requires the guesser to have sufficient on-the-spot reactions, quick thinking, and not to mess up at critical moments.

And Han Pangyuan is just good at listening and arguing.

As for how to practice it, I have to thank the hard years of secret love.When he was in college, he studied Chinese, and Liu Lindong was an art major, and they rarely met each other.Coupled with the fact that the man deliberately ignored him, it was even more difficult to see him.In order to get close to him, Han Pangyuan chose the common public class, and every time he sat not far from the man, pretending to be indifferent, but actually caught his every move in the noisy classroom.

Who is he talking to, what are he talking about, whether he is spinning his pen in boredom, or playing with his mobile phone, he can always distinguish the sound of a man from all kinds of voices.This ability sounds abnormal, but it came in handy today.

"Joy this time." Sure enough, hit again.

"That's right, it's me, please give me more advice." Joy's voice is as gentle as water, full of joy, not bluffing like happiness, which makes people feel very comfortable: "This level is a judgment question, and the rules are as follows .I will tell a story, which contains many small details. After you listen to it, tell me whether the story is true. If there are mistakes, where should they be. Of course, it will not be too biased. Just think calmly. can find the right answer.”

Joy seems to be kindly reminding, but the thinking time is still only ten seconds, so don't take it lightly.

Immediately afterwards, she began to make a not-so-long narrative.

"In the early morning of winter, when it was snowing heavily, Police Officer Chen received a homicide call. The reporter said that his husband had been killed by robbers who robbed his house, and he was in urgent need of help. Putting down the phone, the police officer took his assistant and hurried to the police station. The place where the incident happened. At eight o'clock in the morning, they arrived at the destination, which was a single-family villa located in the suburbs. As soon as they opened the door, Officer Chen felt a burst of heat rushing towards his face. He took off his coat and walked into the scene of the crime. The owner of the house is a man in his 50s, with a slightly fat body, lying on the floor of the living room with his limbs spread out, and his head has the marks of a heavy blow. The wife cried and said: "This morning, it was about [-]:[-], and the sky has not yet passed." In the morning, a few gangsters suddenly broke the glass windows and broke in. My poor husband was killed by them when he heard something strange and went downstairs to check. The antiques in the living room were also looted. They also went upstairs to check. Escaped in the closet in the bedroom, otherwise I might be killed like my husband." After she finished speaking, she pointed to the broken glass windows, the whole floor-to-ceiling windows were smashed to pieces, without any cover. What a tragedy Police Officer Chen thought so, and wrote the word burglary in his notebook." Joy finished telling the story vividly, and laughed softly: "Now tell me, is the hostess in this story telling a lie."

"She lied." Without any hesitation, Han Pangyuan replied immediately: "In the snowy winter, when the floor-to-ceiling doors and windows are broken and there is no cover, it is impossible to open the door as soon as it is six thirty to eight o'clock. And feel the heat that requires you to take your coat off."

"It seems that my topic is too simple, and I can't continue to use water." Joy's voice dropped a few degrees, as if he was really thinking about how to blame Han Pangyuan.

But they are NPCs, all the topics are set in advance, it is impossible to adapt to the situation like the players, change the strategy, and have to follow certain rules.Moreover, the task can't be so difficult that people can't get through it, so none of the questions that Joy asked next was beyond Han Pangyuan's understanding. He didn't spend much effort to solve all the judgment questions, and he didn't lose a partner.

The last moment finally came, and they shouted angrily that they must be killed, but happy stood behind them.

"Ah, it's me this time." The moment the answer was correct, the restraints of the body disappeared, and happiness circled around him: "I don't like to ask questions, what's the use of more knowledge, life is rice, oil and salt , It’s not poetry and songs, it can’t be eaten. So, let’s play something different, and we can’t refuse.”

Han Pangyuan looked at Happy with vigilance while moving his stiff body: "What do you want to play?"

"I am a devil who specializes in happiness. I am surrounded by joy every day, but I am a little tired of such a smiling life. Every time I see sadness, I think, what is it like to be sad, and I really want to be sad once." He said in the air Flying around a few times, like an elf who doesn't want to stop for a moment, very lively: "That's good, you can tell a story, no matter it is true or false, as long as it makes me feel sad, even a little bit, it will count as your pass. "

"What should you do if you are sad, but insist that you don't feel it." This kind of challenge is not like a quiz, where you can tell right from wrong. If he cheats, everyone will die.

"Devils don't lie. Although we do evil, we are not bad things like human beings. We like to deceive people the most." Happy was a little unhappy, and the speed of his rotation also accelerated. He suddenly leaned in front of Han Pangyuan, nose to nose : "Hey, don't you dare to challenge, because you don't have confidence and make me feel sad, you are a coward, a coward. Anyone who doesn't play with happiness is a jerk, and the bad guy should be killed!"

"I didn't say I wouldn't play with you." Happy is a wayward kid, maybe playing with him is the only way out.

Han Pangyuan thought for a while and decided to accept the challenge: "You changed the rules of the game without authorization, should you also give me some benefits, let me have a little time to think, or discuss it with my companions."

"Well, yes, I can give you half an hour to prepare. But if I can't make me feel sad from the bottom of my heart, I will kill all of you in one go!" The cocoon on the zenith was lowered, but there was no solution. Open the restraint, only let go of everyone's mouth.Han Pangyuan ran over immediately, and asked the man with concern: "Lin Dong, how do you feel, is there any injury?"

"Damn it, you still care about whether he is injured or not, so think about how to deal with that demon first." I thought victory was in sight, but I didn't expect Happiness to make such a move all of a sudden, but Han Pangyuan agreed, which made Tianqing very unhappy.

Fools know that demons like to lie the most. Even if they really make up a touching and heartbreaking tragedy, he insists that they will not be sad or sad, and everyone will die.

"Don't worry, I already have a countermeasure, and it will definitely make him cry." Han Pangyuan puffed up his chest, blinked mischievously, and made a gesture of trusting me: "You guys just wait for the key words to enter the next level!"