You can't hurt the author who wears meat

"Bringing prostitutes to Dongtu Mountain, I am sad and thankful for An. My prostitute is like a flower and moon, and the barren grass is cold in other prostitutes' ancient graves. The white chicken is three hundred years old after the dream, and sprinkles wine to make the king happy. I am dancing in Qinghai, and the autumn wind blows purple Qiguan. That is also a time, this is also a time, why should the chant of the mighty torrent be so strange." Whispering with Liu Lindong, the man said that he could try it, so Han Pangyuan suddenly recited Tang poems.Tianqing couldn't listen to it at first, and murmured softly, "What is this guy thinking about? It's not a literature question anymore. He's even memorizing poetry."

Absolutely Charming shook his head, signaling his younger brother to be calm.

Seeing Han Pangyuan's calm expression, he must be determined to win.Besides, it has come to this point, there is no other way but to believe.

These whispers, including the mocking Han Pangyuan of the demons who are in sight of victory, have all been heard, but he thinks that as long as Lin Dong supports him, he will have endless power, and he doesn't need to care about other people's ideas at all!

He raised his head, met the man's firm gaze, immediately filled with confidence, and continued methodically: "This is Li Bai's "Dongshan Song". When he went to Chang'an, he worshiped Hanlin, but he was excluded because he didn't want to please the powerful and become a power-hungry person. In the unsatisfactory official life, he came to Nanjing Dongshan to pay tribute to the remains of Xie An and wrote this song "Dongshan Song". "

"Hahaha, let me remind you again, this test is going to make me sad. Not only can I not understand these literary things you said, but I have no desire to listen to it at all." Happy spun around in the air several times, looking Lack of interest: "Ah, I'm so sleepy, I might as well kill you all and go to sleep."

"Don't waste your time with them." Anger had long since moved to kill.

"It seems that his story hasn't been finished yet, let's give it another chance." The voice of resentment sounded, actually interceding for them, and even Joy said: "It's not too late to kill him after he finishes talking."

It seems that the devil can't start killing because of the program, so he intends to be patient and listen to him continue.

So he cleared his throat, and said: "Xie An is a famous general in the Eastern Jin Dynasty. Li Bai respects him very much. He once wrote a famous sentence like 'but use Dongshan Xie Anshi to talk to you and laugh at Hu Sha', which is better than Xie An's words. But today Although the "Dongshan Yin" is mostly sentimental, it has a special taste. Among them, I like the sentence "I bring a prostitute to Dongtu Mountain, sad and sad. My prostitute is like a flower and the moon, and his prostitute's ancient grave is cold." This sentence, the translation is actually It's very simple - I brought my singer to Dongshan, feeling sad for the passing of Xie An. My singer is young and beautiful, like a flower like a moon, while Xie An's singer has been buried in a barren grave and turned into loess. Because no one took care of the grave, grass grew and shivered in the cold wind."

Whether a story is successful or not, the content is of course important, but the skill of storytelling is greater than the plot.The voice must be cadenced and tense, and the sentences must be clear and suspenseful to be contagious. When people are attracted by the storyteller, half of the success is achieved.

"Li Bai wrote in his poem, "Today after Xie An's death, I drank and sprinkled wine on his grave, wanting to rejoice with the dead; after getting drunk, I danced freely, and let the autumn wind blow my clothes and hats to pieces Suddenly, full of feelings; alas, time is so vast, people just go and come in such a hurry.” What he said may not be that interesting, but with vivid expressions, focused voice, and even something that looks very interesting. The usual overall movements and the whole monologue become extremely vivid, and even the boring explanation of the poem is helplessly sad: "I think, when Li Bai sighed like this, he couldn't help but think about how small a human being is. Life is only a few decades, and today he wailed for Xie An, but decades later, who will still remember him?"

"What exactly is he trying to say?" Tian Qing and the others were puzzled, but Happy stopped his laughing and joking expression and became a little serious.

Although I can't tell why he was thinking, at least he was attracted by Han Pangyuan.

"I thought I would envy you, because demons have a long life, and they can live forever to see the changes in this world. But I was wrong, although I always feel anxious about my short lifespan, afraid of aging, afraid of not experiencing good things Life is about to die, and then be forgotten.” He paused for a while, looking at happiness with a sympathetic look: “But, calm down and think about it, demons are actually more tragic than people. We have a difference, that is People will miss. This is a powerful energy that can span thousands of years of time and space, and let people who have already turned into dry bones be remembered in people's hearts, but you cannot."

"Li Bai let everyone remember his feelings for Xie An through "Dongshan Song". Even after more than 1000 years, their images still stand tall in the long river of history." The conversation changed, and he continued: "Yes, people Life is short, but longing is long, as long as it exists, it will leave a memory, passed down from generation to generation, and will never be erased."

"Compared to us, demons are much more pathetic. Although you have lived for hundreds of years, I want to ask, there are people in Shanghai who love you, remember you?" The monologue reached a critical point, and Han Pangyuan's voice became high-pitched: "You You were a human being in life, but you became a demon after death, lingering on in a strange form that is unacceptable to the world. The world fears you, avoids you, and rejects you. You have no lover, no one who cares about you, and you are depressed and unable to vent. And Your friends of the same age are no longer alive, no one misses you, sheds tears for you, and no one presents a bouquet of flowers for your grave. Although you always smile, who knows your loneliness. I think, you may Who else has loved, but that one eventually grows up, becomes someone else's wife, then ages and dies. And you, maintaining such a weird shape, will not grow, will not grow old. Lonely, melancholy, alone."

Speaking of this, Han Pangyuan glanced at Liu Lindong and smiled: "I am very ordinary, with an inconspicuous appearance, no extraordinary skills, and a submissive personality that makes people hate me. But I am very lucky. I have a person who is devoted to me. Lover, we will stay together and die together. How pitiful you are in comparison, dying before you are an adult, tortured by the pain of not being able to grow up. You have no one to love, and no one who will love you People, without love, long life is a kind of torture. The longer you live, the longer the pain."

"Enough." The happy face was a little stiff, and Han Pangyuan suddenly interrupted: "Take Aiwen's bones and get out."

"It's so easy?" After the bondage was released, Tianqing held the box containing the remains, with an expression of disbelief.He didn't understand the reason for this story, why the devil reacted so strongly.Not only did the joy and happiness return to their place, but even the anger that was yelling to kill them just now returned to the wall with a lonely expression.

Sadly glanced at them: "Congratulations, but the matter is not over yet."

"What do you mean?"

"literal meaning."

"It doesn't matter, let's find a way to get out of here first."

"There are words on the box."

"What is written, I don't understand it, open it first and have a look."

"careful!"

"Pain—torture—my anger burns in the deep sea—" the box opened, and a soul whose shape was unclear appeared in front of everyone.Surrounded by flames, the soul slowly gathered together, vaguely recognizable as a human figure.After he finished yelling a series of lines, the name appeared on his head-the pain of the pirate king Aiwen.

"Xiao Yuan, go away, he has already turned into a demon." Before he could react, Ai Wen had already attacked, and Liu Lindong pushed Han Pang Yuan aside, summoning a big sword to face the enemy.

All four-color demons are just a cover, so this is the BOSS!

They couldn't answer the quiz, but there was nothing to say about fighting. A group of people fought in a melee, and Han Pangyuan jumped beside him anxiously.Aiwen should have worn away the last trace of kindness in the long years, and eventually turned into a demon. If he can't rest in peace, they won't be able to complete the task and get the key words.

"Don't beat him to death, I'm afraid you won't be able to complete the task." He groaned from the side.

But there is no room for concessions on the battlefield. If you don't use your full strength, you will definitely be killed by the enemy.When Absolutely Charming and they entangled the boss, the man took the time to draw a few pig's feet for him to eat.He gnawed and howled, fearing that the mission would fail and he would have to face even more difficult challenges.In the end, after a hard fight, Ai Wen was killed in pain, and a real soul floated out from the body that collapsed to the ground.The righteous, fearless soul of the hero bowed and expressed his heartfelt thanks: "It was you who freed me from the pain, and I must keep my promise."

"Father, I finally see you like this again." Happy shouted loudly, flew down from the wall, and threw himself into Ivan's arms.

"Father?" Everyone was stunned, what is the relationship.

"They are my family." Ai Wen explained: "After my death, my wife, children and two elder brothers were all implicated, all hanged, and became despised demons. Their souls were bound here and controlled by sea monsters. Believe me, this is by no means their own choice. Warriors, I have another unfeeling request. Since you can save me, you will also let my family rest in peace. Please give our legacy The bones were buried on the isle to the north."

Just as he was speaking, a large amount of corrosive liquid suddenly spewed out from the whale's body, and some of it splashed on his body, causing pain.

Ai Wen secretly yelled badly: "The sea monster wants to kill us and is releasing gastric juice."

"Fuck, what should I do then!" Seeing the yellow-green poison surround him from all directions, Han Pangyuan panicked and grabbed the man's arm tightly: "Lin Dong, I don't want to die."

"Just now I was preaching calmly and calmly, which made me want to cry, why am I acting like an idiot now." Happy circled around him, looking at him in disbelief, really not understanding why this person has changed so much: "Hey, hurry up Put away that useless look, and I'll send you out."

Happy started to chant the mantra, and other demons also came to help. Han Pangyuan hurriedly hugged Aiwen's remains and waited for the transmission.

Then they came out of the whale's belly, and the sun was shining brightly outside.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.Knowing that he can't swim, the man dived into the sea two or three times, picked up Han Pangyuan who was in a hurry but did not forget to hold the box tightly, knocked him unconscious with a punch, and temporarily stuffed it into the arms of his deadly enemy, Absolutely Charming: "Take Xiaoyuan first, I'll come." Get rid of that guy."

"Can you do it?" Absolutely Charming looked back at the rough sea, and a huge whale was floating up: "Go and help him."

Because the ability to be happy is limited, we only passed them out of the fish's belly, and did not escape too far.

"Get out, or I'll kill you together." The man has already completed the fusion, and is going to practice his hands with the whale in front of him and try out his new ability.It's just that the use of power will bring unbearable pain and deformation. He doesn't want to be seen by others, especially Han Pangyuan.Shocked by his terrifying gaze, Tianqing and the others glanced at each other before turning their heads and leaving.The group of people gradually went away, but Liu Lindong was still worried, so he dived into the water and started fighting.

"Brother, throw this idiot away." Absolutely Charming was injured, and refused to let go of Han Pangyuan, insisting on taking him for a swim.

"Stop talking nonsense, go to the island and bury Aiwen first if you have the energy." He rolled his eyes at his younger brother, and he was annoyed by the painful wound soaked in sea water.Seeing that he was angry, Tianqing quickly shut up and swam towards the island with the box on her back.The others knew that he had kicked the iron board, but they did not clear the siege, and walked towards the destination with their own thoughts, and they were a little gloating.

When Absolutely Charming arrived on the island, Tianqing had already dug a more than one-meter-long earth pit, placed Aiwen's bones neatly on a white cloth, and buried them carefully.While burying it, he murmured: "Amitabha, the infinite gods, Hallelujah, Allah!"

"Idiot, can we read this together?" Tianxue walked over to help, smiling from ear to ear.

"Never mind him, how do I know what religion he believes in? It's easy to read together." After filling the soil, Aiwen's soul reappeared, and there were four people standing beside him, three men and one woman, who seemed to be former four-color demons, or His wife and children and brothers.Then there was another round of nonsense, first talking about the glorious history, then weeping with gratitude, and then a round of praise and praise, which was absolutely charming and could not be listened to, sitting next to Han Pangyuan and looking at his face.

He was very well-behaved when he was in a coma, he wouldn't make trouble or be silly, just like a doll.

"Have you seen enough?" With the cold sharp blade resting on his neck, he shrugged absolutely charmingly: "Mr. Liu, you came too fast, I thought the sea monster would kill you."

"It's a pity that I can't do what you wanted." Snatching the unconscious idiot back, the man looked at his bruised neck with heartache, wondering if he had done too much.Absolutely Charming stared at him unwillingly, then suddenly leaned over and said nervously: "I like him very much."

"I see." The man's voice was cold.

"So, give it to me?" Knowing that it was impossible, she couldn't help expressing the desire in her heart.

"Dream." He firmly refused.

He knew it was the answer, but he was still stunned, and then smiled: "Interesting, then I have to grab it."

Liu Lindong turned his head, looked at him with a half-smile, and said, "It's quite interesting, then I can only kill you."

"Come on, sea monsters can be killed, but I can't beat you now." She was quite self-aware, absolutely charming and smiled, and stood up: "However, if I kill you sooner or later, Han Pangyuan will definitely be mine."

The man didn't answer, he didn't want to waste any more words with this man, so he put all his attention on Han Pangyuan and gently stroked his face.It took a long time for Ai Wen to finish his life legend. Everyone completed the task, gained a lot of experience, and instantly rose to level 20.There are many rewards, not only an astonishing amount of loot, but also keywords for this level.

Upgraded smoothly, entered the transfer station, the God of time travel was not there, and a fast sign was erected on the ground, saying wisdom.It turned out that this was the key word of the fourth level. Liu Lindong looked at the wooden sign thoughtfully, not knowing what to think.

"Here, this is yours." Absolutely Charming divided the treasure into seven parts, and pushed the ones belonging to the man and Han Pangyuan over: "Take good care of the pig's trotters."

After speaking, he led his team members back out of the team.

They rushed to the next level, but Liu Lindong stayed where he was, looking at the word "wisdom" in a daze.