You can't hurt the author who wears meat

"I'm going to kill Alan Turing!" Although it was an unusually fierce face, it couldn't be said to be funny when paired with women's clothing. I'm going to kill someone, I'm going to scare my father to death, hahaha."

"It's funny, isn't it." The man grabbed his hair and lifted it fiercely: "I'll make you laugh enough."

"Liu Lindong, no, that's an important guest!" I thought I was going to be beaten, but seven or eight NPCs dressed in black appeared out of nowhere, and after trying to persuade and pull, Han Pangyuan was finally rescued. .

"I advise you to be too excited. Temptation Flower Street is different from the previous levels. It is a veritable scene RPG. Players need to play the current role to complete a series of tasks to pass the level. Simply put, no matter what profession you become, you must Accept, words and deeds must conform to that identity. If you violate the rules, you will be deducted points and you will be sent back to the previous level. If you want to go back to sailing, feel free to beat your guests." A young man dressed in plain clothes came out of the darkness , The off-white bathrobe is simple in style, but it can be seen that it is the upper layer of fabric, coupled with fine workmanship, the grade has been improved a lot.

He pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, facing Han Pangyuan, with a humble tone, but neither humble nor overbearing: "Mr. Han, hello, I am He Chuan, the manager of the brothel 'Tang House' to which Liu Lindong belongs."

Han Pangyuan turned his head and saw He Chuan, the Goddess of Pleasure (the manager of the soup house), written on his head, level 25, melee output.

It turned out that she was not an NPC, but a goddess of pleasure. She was a player like them, and she seemed to be dressed as a procuress in a brothel.However, Han Pangyuan didn't quite understand what it meant to accept his current status and do his own duty. He was full of doubts and didn't have time to open his mouth. Please forgive me for your collision."

Prostitute?Looking at Liu Lindong again, on his head is Liu Lindong (Tangwu Huakui), the god of time travel, level 20, melee output.

"Pfft...it's still the oiran." The man's face turned blue and white, Han Pangyuan knew that he was on the verge of breaking out, but listening to the brothel manager's polite apology, he still laughed so hard that his intestines knotted and his saliva spit out.

"Why is Mr. Han laughing?" Tsurukawa asked knowingly.

"We have just arrived, so we don't know the rules yet." In order to avoid fools saying something wrong, Liu Lindong spoke first: "Mr. Hechuan, please introduce us, so that we are familiar with the environment."

"It's natural. Who told you that you are the oiran in my shop? If I don't teach you the rules, who will teach you." He deliberately emphasized the word oiran. A little provocative: "Come on, let's take you for a walk, and talk while walking."

The scope of activities in the fifth level is much smaller than that of the previous levels, and there is only one flower street in total.From south to north, the straight 800-meter street is lined with luxurious fireworks venues on both sides, and the feasting and feasting are dazzling.Among them are the Chinese-style Yihong Courtyard, the Western-style Paradise on Earth, the Japanese-style love hotels and soup houses, and the red-light district full of Southeast Asian flavors, where there are all kinds of prostitutes and male prostitutes.In short, strolling around this street, you can almost appreciate the charm of romantic places all over the world.No matter what your sexual orientation is, you can find a soulmate, it's a man's paradise.

"Wow, it's amazing. When I wrote the article, I never thought it would be of such a large scale. It turns out that the brothels are so gorgeous." It emits a bluish-white light.On both sides of the road, there are brothels next to each other. Many prostitutes in gorgeous costumes stand in front of the door to attract customers, and attract passers-by with their sweet voices.

The eyes are full of young and beautiful bodies. Even if you don't feel it, adrenaline will be secreted rapidly when you receive sensory stimulation.

Han Pangyuan followed Liu Lindong closely all the way, holding his arm firmly, looking around curiously.Surrounded by people dressed in strange or even revealing ways, it is not unusual for him to wear a weird bunny suit.At first, he was still a little reluctant to let go, but when he found that other people's eyes rarely stayed on him, he was relieved.

He has never been to the land of fireworks, so he walked around and asked, and saw more than [-] brothels.

This level is one of his Danmei novels. It is said that he should be familiar with the scene, but the description in words is limited after all. After becoming a reality, even he himself can’t believe that there is such a scale. It is so prosperous. Tongue, it is inevitable to reveal the eyes of Grandma Liu visiting the Grand View Garden: "Lin Dong, look at the Middle Eastern dancer, that little belly is so beautifully practiced, it will kill you when it shakes."

"It stinks." Liu Lindong frowned, the smell of makeup made him want to draw his sword to kill.

"Use of force is prohibited in Huajie." Pressing his hand first, Tsurukawa reprimanded in a tone of someone who has experienced it: "Each player has ten professional ethics points, and violations of the rules of the game will be deducted from one to ten points depending on the severity of the matter. After the points are deducted, you will go back to the next level and start over from the beginning. Don’t be like my teammates, who went back to the game with a mental disability, and are still struggling to pass the level.”

"So strict? But I still don't understand what needs to be done." Walking to the door of the soup house, the carved wooden door looks extraordinarily grand, with red lanterns hanging on it, and the cobblestone path extends to the atrium.

Han Pangyuan looked in, and there were dark red lights everywhere, and the buildings were all in the style of the Edo period, giving him the illusion of being in a historical drama.

"It's very simple. You just need to do your job well and play this role well. For example, I am the manager of the soup house, so I am naturally responsible for handling a mess in the brothel, managing prostitutes, resolving disputes, and providing services for customers. The service they want. The task I have received now is to handle [-] daily affairs, just explaining and leading the way for you counts as one. However, I must remind you that the combat unit of this level is no longer a single team. It's a brothel. That is to say, there are thirty brothels in Huajie. Except for the opposite brothel that has already formed an alliance with us, the others are all competitors. The brothel has a leaderboard, and players belonging to the brothel can increase their points every time they complete a task. Points, accumulating [-] points will pass the level, which requires the joint efforts of everyone." This is unexpected, I thought I was still fighting as a team like the previous levels, but it seems that I have joined forces with other people.

"Where is my room?" Liu Lindong was very annoyed by this woman's attire, and wanted to find a place to change it, so he had to go into the soup house.

He Chuan smiled slightly, recruited and called a few handymen: "Send the oiran back to the room."

Of course Han Pangyuan followed behind, but before he entered the brothel, He Chuan suddenly reached out to stop him: "You are now a customer, you have to go to the exchange office to exchange gold coins for Huajie coins, and then accept the task of clients before you can choose a brothel. Haha , although it’s rude to say that, even if Huakui is your teammate, you can’t go whoring without money.”

"Lin Dong, what should I do." Han Pangyuan was dumbfounded, where did he get the money, it was all managed by men.Liu Lindong glanced back at him, took out a bag of gold coins and threw them over, his voice was cold: "Come back quickly."

After taking the money bag, he rushed to the exchange office, but he didn't expect to meet an acquaintance.

"Shit, it's this streaky pervert again. What's he wearing? Rabbit ears and thongs." There were quite a few people at the exchange office, and there was a long queue. Mutter.The others didn't speak, but Tianxue waved at him: "Come here quickly, I'm here, I'll change it for you."

"Grass, jump in line in front of Grandpa."

"Do you want to die, get the hell out of here for me."

"Bastard, don't force me to shoot!"

Seeing that he was able to exchange it when he first came, some bad-tempered players started to curse, Tian Qing stared at them with a cold face: "If you want to fight, stop yelling."

Fighting is not allowed here, and even if a conflict arises, it cannot be resolved by force. Everyone understands this truth, so the duel can only be talked about.After exchanging a bag full of currency, Han Pang Yuanchao looked at the crowd for a long time and didn't see Absolute Charm, so he asked curiously: "Why, where is your eldest brother hiding?"

"Mind your own business, mind yourself." The bad-tempered Tian Qing took her share and strode forward to accept the task next to the Fertility Goddess.

The Fertility Goddess is a charming young woman with numerous hands holding a lovely child in each.The guests need to bribe the goddess to accept the task. The amount varies. If you are lucky, one street coin is enough, but there are also people who spend thousands of dollars for no reason.After the goddess is satisfied, the child will spit out a note, which is the mission scroll: "Are you mistaken, you actually asked me to redeem a prostitute and hold a wedding."

"Is that so, congratulations on getting rid of your virginity." Tianxue gleefully opened his scroll, but his face was also covered in black lines: "Let me take down seven prostitutes in one hour, and only male prostitutes, Lao Tzu It's not short sleeves..."

"I'm a two-hour piston movement, what a messy task." Tian Yu, who hadn't said a word, wanted to tear up the scroll: "It's not a Super Saiyan, who will continue to do it for two hours and show me."

"Lin Dong can do it." A certain idiot shuddered: "My Lin Dong is the most powerful. He is very talented, big and tough. You should envy and hate him."

"I'm not at all envious of an exhibitionist whose ass gets fucked and fucked." Seems like everyone else is straight except for being absolutely charming.Originally, green vegetables and radishes each have their own favorites and choose different ones, so it’s no big deal if they can’t understand each other, but Tianqing’s contemptuous tone made Han Pengyuan very upset.He raised his head and retorted disdainfully: "Why, heterosexuals don't have anal sex? I'm sorry, many goddesses like to have sex later, no wonder you are still a virgin when you are old. Hehe, I think you can't enjoy the best girls anymore, so live with your right hand for the rest of your life."

"Do you want to die!" If possible, I really wanted to rush up and give him a punch, but Tianxue stopped in the middle: "What are you arguing about, we are partners who have worked together after all, and we are the subordinates of a god, let's get along well in the future .”

"Get along well, do you hear me, little virgin." Han Pangyuan Desheng went over to accept the task with a smile, and then he couldn't laugh anymore.If someone else's mission is to cheat their fathers, then he is cheating a hundred fathers—to overthrow ten oirans without spending a penny!

Tianqing leaned over to take a look, raised her eyebrows, "Bet a load of meat buns, he won't be able to complete this task."

"Come to the paradise to sit when you have time. If my oiran brother is in a good mood, maybe I can make a deal for you. It is definitely a guaranteed profit." Seeing that change, she turned out to be absolutely charming and also dressed as an oiran.

"What should I do? From what I've seen, I can't find an oiran without spending money." Even if I wanted to break my head, I couldn't think of a good way, so I had to go to the soup house to discuss it with Liu Lindong.

After paying the deposit, I waited for a while before being led to the oiran room.

"What a beautiful painting." The biggest feature of ancient Japanese architecture is the wooden structure, and the soup house that inherits this is no exception.Wooden doors and windows, wooden floors, and wooden furniture are all painted bright red, giving the illusion of entering another time and space.The walls on both sides of the corridor are gorgeous ukiyo-e, there are warriors and ladies, birds and beasts, strong men and monsters, and even the sliding doors are painted with lifelike pictures, all of which are very delicate works of art.Following behind the handyman, Han Pangyuan sighed and guessed that Liu Lindong must like this place very much.

Although the man studied oil painting, he was fascinated by classical art.Sure enough, when he opened the door of the inner room, he was engrossed in imitating the beauty on the screen, and he didn't notice anyone intruding at all.On the screen, a girl in a white kimono has a pair of red eyes, with a sad expression, standing in the vast snowfield, her hair is so detailed that it is lifelike, she is the Snow Maiden in Japanese legend.

He holds the pen in his left hand, mixes the color in the white porcelain plate, and then paints it in a fine-grained way, raising his head to meditate from time to time.

Liu Lindong is extraordinarily charming when he is serious, his almost perfect profile is even more suffocatingly handsome, and his gestures are fatally alluring.Han Pangyuan walked in quietly, staring blankly, feeling relaxed and happy.He carefully knelt and sat in a corner of the room, not daring to make a sound, for fear of disturbing him, even his breathing became light, but he felt very happy.

With such an excellent lover, how can you not feel joy in your heart?

He smiled, watched intently, sat and sat, and gradually felt tired, so he simply took a nap on the tatami, but unexpectedly fell asleep.

Between half-dream and half-awake, he drifted to a fairyland and saw an unforgettable scene in his life...