You can't hurt the author who wears meat

"Why am I dizzy again? My head hurts so much. What happened to me?" After a while, Han Pangyuan rubbed his head and sat up, not understanding what happened.But when he saw the transfer station, he immediately became excited: "Have we passed the customs? Haha, it went well, buy me new clothes!"

"No, even if you don't buy a mount, the money is only enough to buy a battlefield manager." They got an egg that can hatch a mount in the third level, and it is estimated that the egg will break in two days. No matter what it is, anyway, this Money can be saved.However, not buying mounts doesn't mean they can spend money indiscriminately.Players who have reached level 20 can participate in the cross-server battlefield. The rules are the same as the third level. They can exchange points for keywords and purchase powerful equipment. This is a good opportunity to upgrade equipment.But from now on, the battlefield is no longer a unified system for players to queue up, you need to purchase the battlefield manager yourself, and join the battle as a team.

A battlefield manager costs 9999 gold coins, even if they sell all the spoils that Aiwen gave them, it is just enough.

"It doesn't matter, I want new clothes." Not listening to the explanation at all, Han Pangyuan was already kneeling in front of the clothes selling machine, picking out a bunch of clothes, waiting for the man to pay.He only had two arms and two legs, but he bought seven or eight pieces, and he said plausibly: "Choose a few more sets and put them in the empty warehouse. They can be changed and washed, so that they don't have to wear them when the time comes."

He waited for a long time, and seeing that Liu Lindong hadn't moved, he was afraid that things wouldn't happen, so he simply fell to the ground with a slap, and began to roll and play foolishly: "If you don't buy it for me, I won't leave, if I don't leave, I'm going to die here!"

"Then you stay here." What a bad temper, I can't get used to it.

The man walks away, not intending to compromise.

Seeing that Liu Lindong was about to walk out of the transfer station, Han Pangyuan became anxious immediately, rushed up and hugged his back, and tried his best: "If I hadn't been quick-witted, calm, and well-read in the last test, how could I get by with those street hooligans?" .Now it’s good. After using it, I dumped me and didn’t even buy a piece of clothes. Feel your conscience. I, Han Pangyuan, have never begged you for anything in my life. She also said that she likes me, and left me in the cold for seven years. I was deceived by a few sweet words. How can there be such a cheap thing. I thought you would care about me a little bit, but it turned out to be false! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo , are you willing to show it to others? You bastard, Liu Lindong, you are a big bastard!"

"You have nothing to do with the keyword in the last level." The man squeezed his chin, and the man made him turn his head to look at the notice board by himself.

This kind of behavior reflects the way of speaking, also called wisdom?

"But I got those questions right." In other words, he was still very smart.

"It can only be said that you are a nerd. Learning a lot does not mean you have wisdom." Carrying the naughty idiot on his shoulders, the man was about to buy a battlefield manager and enter the next level. The vending machine has a new idea.

He showed an evil smile, and even his tone became gentler: "You want new clothes so much?"

"I want to!" Not only want clothes but also shoes.

He really didn't want to be a savage any more. If he was naked, he would be frozen into coals, and he would die if he didn't wear shoes.The soles of his feet were cut in many places, and every step he took was excruciatingly painful.

"I can only buy one set, and I will choose for you. You are not allowed to take it off without my permission." The man gave in, and Han Pangyuan naturally nodded his head.

One set at a time is better than nothing at all.He cheerfully lay on Liu Lindong's body, obediently let the man take him to the vending machine, and did not forget to tell: "It's best to buy a T-shirt and add a coat, so that you can take it off when it's hot, and you can wear it when it's cold at night." Go back, what a bargain."

Because it was placed on his shoulders, he couldn't see the front, so he didn't know the style, and he could only hear the beeping sound of the buttons of the machine.But there is no need to worry about Liu Lindong's aesthetics. After all, this guy is also a handsome guy in the eyes of girls. He is also an art student with extraordinary taste and does not follow the style of the urban-rural fringe.However, it is too avant-garde and he can't control it.After thinking for a while, Han Pangyuan added: "Shoes, remember to buy a new pair of shoes, don't look too trendy, just soft soles that are easy to walk on."

"Okay." Putting him down, the man held up a pink and white dress with cute polka dots and said to him, "Put it on."

The moment he saw the new clothes, Han Pangyuan's face was as stiff as marble.First from white to red, then from red to blue, then from blue to dark green, and finally black enough to drip ink: "Liu—Lin—Dong—"

What kind of clothes is this? The fabric is as thin as a handkerchief. When you lift it up, it is a very small bikini!

"You fucked me up on purpose, didn't you!" Han Pangyuan trembled all over, his voice raised an octave, and he was furious.The most irritating thing is that this is not an ordinary bikini, but a very hot sexy underwear.The trousers are pitifully small, almost like a thong, with a small piece of heart-shaped fabric in the front and only a thin thread in the back, which presumably can't cover anything.Not only that, there is also a fluffy tail attached to the thin line, which just hangs on the buttocks.Paired with a headband with rabbit ears of the same color, and white rabbit shoes as little rabbit gloves, it is simply a woman posing in a romantic place, unsightly.

Speaking of which, apart from seducing others and filming AV, what other occasions can you wear this outfit?The man actually asked him to go to the next level wearing such shameful clothes, he would definitely become a laughing stock!

He was so angry that he threw the bikini on the ground, blushed and yelled thickly, "If you want to wear it, I'm a man, so I don't wear women's clothes!"

Liu Lindong bent down, picked up the clothes on the ground and threw them back, crossed his arms, his face was as cold as ice: "You were the one who cried and made trouble and asked me to buy it for you, but now you buy it and don't wear it. Okay, don't wear it, right? Refining these into artifacts for me."

"Practice a jb." It seemed that he was so angry that he couldn't tell the difference between south, east and north, and he actually said such vulgar words.

"Shame on your face." Because he bought him a bikini and didn't have enough money left to buy a battlefield manager, Liu Lindong was also furious, and now he was contradicted again, and the last bit of reason was burned away.He stretched out his hand to grab Han Pangyuan back, pressed him on the ground, and said viciously: "It's okay to not wear it, you use the bottom to eat it well, if you can't refine the magic weapon, you will die."

After finishing speaking, he really used his fingers to expand, making a gesture to stuff the clothes in.

"Liu Lindong, let me go, I'm not a cauldron for you to practice artifacts!" Han Pangyuan resisted desperately, not the usual playful way of rejecting and welcoming, but really resisting with all his strength.

He pressed his legs firmly against the man's abdomen, and his hands were also exerting force, trying to prevent him from succeeding.

Normally, Liu Lindong should be able to subdue him easily, but he will not be so easy to deal with after inheriting the fighting skills of Fange.During the entanglement, Han Pangyuan was in a hurry. In order to get out of trouble, he raised his fist and slammed the man's face hard.The man didn't expect him to make a move at all, he was completely unprepared, and took a solid punch.

"Xiao Yuan!" The nosebleed came out, and the man looked at Han Pangyuan who ran away in shock, and was dumbfounded for a while.This weak guy who doesn't know what resistance is, and who is not big, actually gave him a punch!

His anger was ignited, and he rushed up like an agile cheetah, throwing Han Pangyuan down.The two rolled around on the ground a few times and started fighting.

"Oh, what a wonderful scene. Fighting each other in a neutral zone, do you want to die once or do you want to die once?" He tried his best, but the opponent attacked like crazy, which made him a little overwhelmed.Finally, an invisible force separated them, and the God of Transmigration appeared out of thin air, holding a large bowl in his hand, with many dishes covered on the steaming rice: "I said you are messing around, God also wants to eat and sleep Well, look, I rushed over before I finished eating this fragrant spicy chicken hot pot. It really doesn't make people calm down, what's the trouble this time."

"He forced me to wear a bikini. I, a man of sound mind and body, don't wear a bikini. Isn't that humiliating to my personality?" Han Pangyuan complained first, omitting the fact that he bought the clothes after messing around.

"Excuse me, what is personality? Can I eat it?" Taking a bite of the chicken leg, the God of Transmigration lifted Erlang's leg and began to teach people: "For the sake of a mere personality, I actually made a fuss that I didn't eat spicy chicken hot pot. You know that hot pot must be eaten. Standing by the stove, laying down the vegetables piping hot, then picking them up and serving them in a bowl, you have spoiled my fun. Alan Turing is very angry, the consequences are serious, and now you are punished for wearing that suit The bikini can't be taken off without Liu Lindong's approval."

The God of Transmigration snapped his fingers, and the bikini, including his ears and paws, was immediately put on Han Pangyuan's body, no matter how much he pulled, he couldn't take it off.

"Why should you only punish me! Haha, I know, you only helped him because he is Ghana's host. You like Ghana and not Gita, don't you? As a god, you actually have a backdoor relationship and play nepotism. "I don't know if it's ridiculous or coquettish clothes, which hurt his self-esteem, made his head hot, and said a lot of nonsense.

Moreover, the god of time travel actually condemned him for a pot of spicy chicken, how much that foodie likes spicy chicken!

This time I was eating chicken wings, digging my ears, and said casually: "Okay, in order to show my integrity, let Liu Lindong also wear women's clothing once."

"Kill you!" It was Liu Lindong's turn to be restless.

"Oh, I'm so scared, what do you want to do to me." After eating the meat, God reluctantly swallowed a few mouthfuls of rice, which was tasteless, so he waved his hand: "I'm too lazy to care about your troubles. Go. Hey, hurry up and go to the next level. I won’t talk about the key words. Also, don’t fight in the neutral area, you will be punished. The last sentence, the next level will not be easy, Work hard, come on!"

A gust of wind blew by, and the god who appeared for some unknown reason disappeared inexplicably.

Han Pangyuan pursed his mouth and looked at Liu Lindong resentfully: "It's fine now, how can I see people like this."

"You want to buy it yourself." In order to prevent him from buying things randomly, the man took back the empty warehouse and kept all the money and equipment by himself.Han Pangyuan had nothing else but a rabbit outfit, his eyes were red with anger, more like a cute little white rabbit: "At least take off the bra, I don't want to wear a bra..."

Things have come to this point, he can accept only wearing thongs and ears, but this bikini upper body is really powerless.He didn't have any breasts, and he still had one, which made him look like a pervert.

"Then take this off." He really couldn't see his bra on, the man also realized this, and helped him take it off, because it was inconvenient to wear gloves, so he took off the claws casually.However, the ears and tails and white rabbit shoes are still kept, very sensational: "Isn't this very good, it fulfills your dream of wearing new clothes."

"What a fart!" Sulking, Han Pangyuan didn't want to say a word, and rushed to the next level in a fit of anger.

As soon as he stepped out of the transfer station, he was shocked by the prosperity in front of him. It was dark outside, but it was illuminated by the brightly lit city like daytime.There were people everywhere, and the noise made him feel warm and alive.He finally left the boundless and cold deep sea. Although it was a pity that he didn't experience the pirate life he dreamed of at all, he was very excited when he entered the new level and encountered more strange things.

At this time, a gentle system voice sounded: Player Han Pangyuan entered the fifth level of the god-killing game - Temptation Flower Street.

Han Pangyuan, adjuvant therapy, currently level 20, got 1 talent point.The basic attributes have been redistributed, stamina 220, intelligence 450, strength 50, defense 50, agility 50, charisma 50, HP 2899, MP0.The initial skill has a big appetite (eat pig's trotters), the skill level is increased to 2, and the effect - when the caster eats, will restore 20 points of health to friendly team members within a radius of 50 yards within 1600 seconds.Gain the new skill Appetite (eating bananas), skill level 1, effect - when the caster eats, he will be protected by the soul of bananas, and his charm will increase by 1500 points, lasting for 5 minutes.

"It's actually eating bananas, and what's the use of having so many charm points." After working so hard to reach level 20, he actually acquired such a speechless skill, which is a thousand times worse than eating pig's trotters.

He turned around and complained to the man: "Lin Dong, I'm so unlucky. By the way, your new skill is... poof..."

"Hahahaha, it turns out that what the God of Time Traveling said is true, hahahahaha, you have today!" Han Pengyuan laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his back with his stomach in his hands, and finally collapsed on the ground and couldn't stop laughing.

Because the look of the tall and big man with an angry face, wearing a gorgeous red kimono and wearing flowers on his head is so funny!