You can't hurt the author who wears meat

"I have a bad feeling that this skill will bring us a lot of trouble." Although he often makes jokes and his reactions are not quick, Han Pangyuan has been a teacher and can write novels, so he still has the ability to think.

After calming down, he carefully analyzed the information he had so far, sorted out all the things he had ignored before, and came to the following conclusions.

God-killing games have a lot in common with ordinary online games. Compared with ordinary equipment, an artifact can greatly improve the player, so it is more difficult to obtain.According to the normal game flow, if the player wants to obtain the artifact, he must defeat the rare BOSS, then obtain the artifact fragments from the corpse, and assemble them into shape after collecting all the pieces.But rare bosses are not everywhere, and the difficulty of killing them is much higher than ordinary monsters. Even if they are killed, they may not necessarily drop the fragments you want, so making an artifact is basically a cloud.And he can directly refine this legendary weapon, and he succeeded the first time, it seems that the chance is not small.How could other players let go of such a big temptation?

"With me here, you don't need to worry about anything." The man reached out and held his hand: "Let's form a team first, otherwise it will be difficult to protect you."

"Yes, I can form a team now." No matter what, as long as he is with Liu Lindong, he will be relieved.

Their hands were held together, and the system sounded immediately: Player Liu Lindong and player Han Pangyuan formed a two-person team and won the reward team badge.Use, the life value increases by 199 points, and this attribute can be changed with the increase of level.Gain a team experience bonus, the experience gained by completing tasks increases by 10%, and the experience gained by killing monsters increases by 15%.

"It turns out that the team formation is so good, no wonder everyone is looking for the team." The so-called team badge is actually a gem ring. The ring is composed of two wings. It’s quite pretty, but it’s too girly for boys to wear.”

But if you don't equip it, you can't get rewards. For the sake of life and experience, he still put it on.

"You study it yourself, I'll take a shower." After leaving this sentence, the man strode into the bathroom, probably to meet his physical needs.

He was not there, and Han Pangyuan couldn't just sit still, so he got up and tidied up the bed, put on clean sheets, and cleaned up the mess on the floor.After finishing his work, he leaned on the bed to rest, thinking that he almost made it to the end with Liu Lindong just now, his heart beat faster, and even the roots of his ears were red and bleeding: "Sure enough, it was for the purpose of leveling up. I just reached level 5, and he couldn't even touch it." Don't want to touch me anymore."

"Big idiot, if you want, I can solve the problem completely, why use your left hand to go to the toilet." He hugged his knees, curled up his body, and swayed childishly while complaining in his heart.I also pricked up my ears to listen to the noise in the bathroom, trying to catch some exciting sounds, but the sound insulation effect is so good that I can't even hear the sound of water.

More than ten minutes later, Liu Lindong came out, wearing a pair of boxer briefs with shiny drops of water all over his body.

Han Pangyuan took the towel and ran over, trying to dry him off, but retracted as soon as he touched his arm.Is this guy taking cold water all the time? Why is his body so cold: "The temperature is low at night, what should I do if I catch a cold?"

"I haven't been sick for more than ten years. The last time I caught a cold seemed to be in the second semester of the third year of junior high school. It was a mid-term exam that day. You went over the wall to buy medicine, and you came back late, and you were beaten half to death by Du Motou." Said Recalling the past, Liu Lindong seemed very happy, took the towel in one hand, wiped it casually a few times, and went to bed.He picked up a pillow to lean on, and patted the place beside him: "Xiao Yuan, come here, I haven't talked to you for a long time."

"You still know." Han Pangyuan was covered in sweat, hurried into the bathroom for a while, wrapped in a bath towel, ran out, and jumped on the big bed unceremoniously: "Liu Lindong, tell me clearly today, What on earth did I offend you? I have been ignoring me for so many years for no reason. We were childhood friends, fought together, skipped class together, and did stupid things together. How can we say that we never see each other, and we also cut off contact privately. I didn't take you to play like this."

It may be that the atmosphere became more relaxed, which made Han Pangyuan start to be presumptuous.

He was as noisy as he was when he was a child, and even rode on Liu Lindong, pulling his face with both hands: "I promised to be a good friend and brother for life, but you slipped away halfway and let me follow you around like a fool. In order to be with you If you contact me, I quit my good job. It’s fine to write meaty articles, but you still can’t get popular, and you don’t even look at me, what a bastard!”

"Xiao Yuan, do you think so?" Liu Lindong's handsome face was twisted into shape, but he didn't resist, and let him pinch him like this: "Sorry, I didn't expect you to be so sad."

He apologized, but Han Pangyuan didn't know how to react, he was stunned for a while, and withdrew his hand a little at a loss.

Liu Lindong just looked at him quietly and didn't speak. As time passed by, Han Pangyuan was sweating coldly. He wanted to ask what happened but didn't know where to start.He began to regret that the good atmosphere was so tense, he would not have mentioned those things if he had known.He moved, trying to get off the man, but accidentally bumped into a hard object, both in terms of hardness and size, which poked him straight.

This is?No way, Liu Lindong is hard?

what's going on...

Han Pangyuan was extremely embarrassed, neither up nor down, froze in mid-air, his buttocks were sore.He couldn't figure out what the man was thinking, let alone why he became impulsive again, so he could only ask cautiously: "Well, do you want to go to the toilet again?"

"Didn't you just say that you can help me if I want it, why are you asking me to go to the bathroom now?" Liu Lindong suddenly wrapped his arms around his waist and pulled him into his arms, the fiery thing kept pressing against his inner thigh .

"Don't be wild, I never said such a thing." How would he know, no, he can't tell the truth even if he is killed.

Han Pangyuan bit his lip and refused to admit it, making the man laugh heartily. He couldn't remember how long he hadn't laughed like this, but being with Xiao Yuan was so happy.He stretched out his left hand in a good mood, pressed the ring on his index finger, and then played a clear recording: "Big idiot, if you want, I can completely solve the problem, why use your left hand to go to the toilet."

"Want to listen again?" The man teased him, straightened up and rubbed against his thigh.His voice became deep and hoarse, full of lust, and he endured it very hard: "Or, you have to fulfill your promise."

"Lin Dong..." Being poked at the butt by a hard and big stick, no matter how slow he is, he should know what's going to happen next.Surprised that he couldn't tell, but also ashamed of being exposed as a lie, his shoulders kept shaking, and his lips trembled: "But I'm already level 5, do you still want that?"

"Which one?" The man pinched his chin maliciously, and the man smiled: "Why can't the person who writes the fleshy text even say the word sex."

"Who says I can't say it, isn't it just sex? I can also talk about intercourse, copulation, sex, sexual behavior, copulation, sex, sex in bed." After a series of words, he said with a little pride: "Don't underestimate me, I also came from learning Chinese anyway, and my vocabulary is very rich."

"So he's a great talent, I'm sorry and disrespectful." Liu Lindong usually has a paralyzed face, but he is also a lunatic when he messes around.

He turned over, pressed Han Pangyuan under him, pushed the messy hair on his forehead to the back of his head, and kissed his eyes lightly: "Then I have to put it in a more elegant way: "Xiao Yuan, can you let me be lucky?" good? "

"You're not the emperor, where did you come from to say that." He said so, but he didn't push the man away, but turned his head, trying to hide his blushing face.However, Liu Lindong obviously didn't have enough fun, and the speed of undressing is definitely at the full level. He stripped Han Pangyuan completely in two or three, lowered his head to hold the soft grain on his chest, and grinded it finely with his teeth: "Really What a spoiler, you should say now, thank you Lord Ron."

"Who wants it, ah..." The man's nipples are so sensitive, Han Pangyuan only felt an ecstasy tingling sensation running from his chest to his back, along the top of his head and spreading to his limbs, and the pleasure like electric shock made him groan strangely.His body was limp, and he had no ability to resist at all. He couldn't help but yelled: "Lin Dong, don't touch it, it's so itchy."

"Itchy? Is it comfortable?" Liu Lindong gnawed on his skin, while grabbing the red flesh, and playing with it between his fingers: "It's so hard, it's really lewd."

"Hmm..." Liu Lindong's tongue carried body temperature all the way down, from the chest to the abdomen, drawing circles next to the lovely navel, and finally reached the private part.There is not much body hair there, and the skin is not full of melanin like ordinary adults, and even feels a little matte.

The man was very satisfied with this body color, stroked it a few times, lowered his head to hold the semi-soft piece of meat, held it with his moist and hot mouth, and sucked it slowly and forcefully.Han Pangyuan had never been stimulated like this before. He was so excited that even the muscles of his buttocks were tense. Shouting in a mess: "Liu Lindong, you big bastard, you bully me every time, why am I down here!"

"Why, do you still want to counterattack?" As a punishment for this sentence, the man pinched the source of his desire with his hands, not giving him a chance to release it.

"It's so uncomfortable, let go!" The groin tightened for a while, and it was about to die.

Reaching the critical point but not being able to be liberated, this kind of torture is unbearable for a man, let alone Han Pangyuan who experienced it for the first time.He whimpered softly, and finally couldn't help but yelled loudly, grabbing Liu Lindong's hand with bloodstains, but he still couldn't get relief.In the end, he succumbed to his instinct and begged shamelessly: "Let go, let go, I'm the one below, let me cum."

"What are you doing down there? I don't understand what you said so concisely." Liu Lindong licked his lips, never tired of this game, and tightened his grip viciously, holding the jumping stick even harder.

"You..." The feeling of pain and pleasure drove Han Pangyuan almost crazy. At first, he was concerned about the issue of dignity, and refused to say those shameful words. Finally, he couldn't help it, and simply went all out: "If you want to go up, go up, so What are you doing tormenting people, anyway, I was the one doing it for you with my ass sticking out, do you have to say that to be satisfied, pervert."

"Thank you for the compliment." Although he didn't say any more intense words, the man was satisfied.

He kept stroking Han Pangyuan's whole body, bringing him greater stimulation, and then slowly let go of his hand, and a hot stream gushed out immediately.He wrapped the scorching liquid in his palm, kissed the person who lost his mind because of the release, and said softly: "Is it comfortable?"

"Yeah." The breath coming out of his nasal cavity must have made Liu Lindong feel hot all over, and he continued to ask with almost bright eyes: "Make you more comfortable, okay?"

"More comfortable?" Han Pangyuan repeated foolishly, what could be more comfortable than just now.

"My Xiao Yuan, I'll let you know what it means to be immortal." Liu Lindong smiled. It was a smile that had been suppressed for a long time and finally got his wish.He stretched the legs of the person under him, and reached the entrance with his hands stained with milky white liquid, and slowly penetrated through the lubrication.Perhaps it was because it was developed by the pen, and the fingers did not feel uncomfortable, but it made Han Pangyuan want to move.He probably knew what was going to happen, and his heart was pounding. He had written and imagined this scene countless times, but when it actually happened, he still panicked.

He vaguely felt that he should do something to please Liu Lindong, but his mind was so muddled that he couldn't think of anything, so he could only collapse on the bed and gasp for breath.

"Lin Dong, it's alright." The place was soft, wet and hot, eager to be filled.

"It may hurt a little, bear with it." The man stuffed a pillow under his buttocks, and adjusted the height so that the two people with too much difference in height could combine smoothly.He clasped Han Pangyuan's knee socket, and stretched his legs as far as possible, so that the beautiful scenery could be seen at a glance.There was a trace of liquid hanging from the entrance, opening and closing like a small mouth muttering to himself, watching Liu Lindong's blood spurt, he took out something on the spot and pushed it up.

But the size difference is too much, and his abnormally large thing cannot penetrate smoothly anyway.I tried several times, but half my head slipped out as soon as I went in. Han Pangyuan also lost his patience in pain and kept rejecting him.

"Damn it, relax a little bit." He was sweating profusely, enduring it very hard, and was reluctant to use brute force to get in.

"It hurts too much, I can't do it." This is different from writing a novel. In reality, the physiological structure of a man is doomed to the difficulty of union. The container is too small and the utensil is too large to make the situation even more tragic.They are now in an embarrassing situation where they can't get up or down. Han Pangyuan has the thought of retreating, and Liu Lindong will not give up until he achieves his goal.He kept trying to enter while coaxing: "The first time a woman is in pain, it's a necessary process, just bear with it."

"I hate you, uncle!" This is more painful than his constipation for ten days, and he was forced to anal fissure: "Why don't you lie down and fuck me a few times."

"Do you think I look like the one who was fucked?" Han Pangyuan, who was in so much pain, grabbed Liu Lindong's hair tightly and pulled it off. The man was not angry, and said leisurely: "Stop pulling, change What to do if you become bald."

"It hurts, it hurts to death!" The man exerted force, and the folds at the entrance were flattened, as if a little more force would tear it apart.Pain and fear hit together, and Han Pangyuan, who couldn't bear it, finally resisted with all his strength.Although the height difference is 22 centimeters, and the physique is very different, he is a man after all. If he seriously resists, Liu Lindong will not be able to subdue him in one go.He resisted with hands and feet, beat and kicked hard, and even found a gap to turn over and get out of bed.

Before the man recovered from the shock, he ran to the door in embarrassment, and ran away like a rabbit!