You can't hurt the author who wears meat

Liu Lindong was completely dumbfounded, this guy didn't know that his butt was naked, so he just ran out! ?

"Your mother's." Seeing that he ran away without a trace, the man was so angry that he could squeeze out half a catty of ink. While putting on his pants, he was thinking about how to punish this idiot when he was brought back.Whether it's beating his butt, imprinting his own mark with a red iron, or being unable to get out of bed for three days, no matter what, Han Pangyuan must understand that he is not easy to fool!

"Liu Lindong, you bastard, are you a human or a donkey? Don't you want to kill me if you are so big? I don't want an anal fissure." Here, the idiot ran away, and only realized that he was not wearing clothes when he went downstairs.A gust of cold wind blew, and he shivered. He wanted to go back to the house but was afraid of Liu Lindong who would be furious.

Fortunately, there were no patrolling prison guards nearby. After hesitating for a while, he hid in the corridor, thinking about where to get a suit of clothes to hide his embarrassment.

This building is the dormitory for prison guards, and there are several lounges on the ground floor, which are not locked even at night.He slipped into one of them, tore off the white curtains and wrapped himself up like a Greek goddess.

"How could the Chinese have that size? It's as thick as a child's arm. Turn on the plug-in!" He complained on the surface, as if he didn't care much, and tied the belt around his waist as if nothing had happened, but his heart was uncomfortable and a mess I can't even make sense of it.After finally waiting for the opportunity to have a skin-to-skin date with Liu Lindong, he shrinks back because of fear.The man who is on the verge of death must be very angry, maybe he will throw a tantrum, maybe there will never be such a good thing in this life...

He was anxious, and was suddenly startled by a laugh coming from the darkness.

"Who's there!" Han Pangyuan ran out impulsively because of his brain fever, and didn't pay attention to the surrounding situation. By the time he found out that he was not alone in the room, it was already too late.

"Ah, ah, I thought I had to go into the warden's room to find you, but I didn't expect that I would come to your door. You are such a cute little pig's trotter." Four figures appeared in the darkness, all of them were tall adult men, Wearing a uniform black uniform, it is a new player who joined the game - a level 5 accident investigation officer.

No, Han Pangyuan was taken aback. Why did he meet a stalker team? No wonder he didn't notice it just now.These melee occupations who are good at camouflage and ambushes are not easy to deal with. Fortunately, players are banned from PS in neutral areas. If you don't provoke them, you should have no trouble, otherwise you will be surrounded to death.However, after the system announced his new skills to the world, whether the mobile treasure refining furnace can successfully break out of the siege depends on good fortune.

He doesn't have attack skills, even if he has, he has no chance of winning against four.The stalker who wanted to run but couldn't match the sprinting speed could only say in a low voice, "I'm disturbing everyone's party, I'm leaving now."

"Little pig's trotter, where are you going?" As soon as he slipped to the door, he was blocked by a long leg.

"My name is Han Pangyuan, not a pig's trotter." Although the skill is to eat pig's trotters and add blood, this is definitely not his name: "Also, please let me out."

"Pig trotter, our eldest brother has taken a fancy to you, and specially reserved a seat for you, and didn't kowtow to thank you." A skinny man teleported behind him at an astonishingly fast speed, and stabbed his arm with something .

His movements were so fast that Han Pangyuan couldn't dodge in time and was directly hit.Although it didn't hurt very much, the numbness in the arm immediately spread to the whole body after a few seconds, and he could only fall weakly in the arms of the man.Careless, he was annoyed in his heart, and he didn't know what medicine was so powerful that it even paralyzed his tongue, and he couldn't make a sound, so he could only roll his eyeballs and make a few non-threatening stares.

"Oh, don't make a sad face, it makes us bully you." The leading man wore a gas mask, so he couldn't see his face clearly, but his voice was very obscene, and the funniest thing was that his name was Absolutely Charming.

Charming as you are, psychedelic!

"Hmmmm." Han Pangyuan couldn't move, but he wasn't too scared in his heart. No matter what, Liu Lindong couldn't leave him alone. When he came, it would not be a problem to solve these little bastards in one go.However, the absolutely charming who saw through his thoughts let out a weird laugh, as if he was not afraid of the so-called warden at all.He took off Han Pangyuan's team badge, threw it to the skinny man, and said, "Tianyu, I'll leave it to you."

"No problem." The man took the ring and jumped out of the window: "I promise to complete the task."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"He vaguely remembered that the team badge had a navigation function and could show the specific location of teammates in the area. If that person ran away with his ring, wouldn't Liu Lindong not be able to find him?

"What are you talking about, I don't understand a word." Absolutely Charming smiled smugly, the lenses of the gas mask shone in the dark, very strange.

He picked up Han Pangyuan, put it on the table, and asked his two companions to pull away the legs of the idiot who couldn't resist, and he lay down in the middle to watch, showing great interest.He looked at his little white butt for a long time, took off his white gloves to test it himself, and sighed in admiration: "I didn't expect that the legendary nine-star refining furnace turned out to be the chrysanthemum of a little pig's trotter. It is indeed a rare event in a thousand years." My treasure, don’t let it go to waste, you have to make good use of it.”

Use your sister, get your dirty hands off!

Han Pangyuan's eyes were burning, and being touched by someone other than Liu Lindong made him feel sick, but this pervert kept touching his body.

You pervert, let go, I'll bite you to death!

"It's such a fierce look, it makes me want to imagine something." Absolutely Charming crossed her arms, thinking, suddenly slapped her thigh, and said happily: "Remember, you look like a hamster I raised when I was young. That guy I didn’t buy it from a pet store, so I don’t have relatives, and I don’t want to eat the food given by humans. I started to bite my hand. I was very angry at the time, so I threw it into the sewer together with the cage. I still remember it At the moment when the cage sank into the dirty water, there was both fear and anger, but the powerless eyes were exactly the same as yours now, it is really pleasant."

After hearing this passage, Han Pangyuan got goosebumps all over his body, no, this person is really perverted, too scary.

He struggled to catch his breath, hoping to regain his strength so he could escape from these thugs.It's just that the effect of the medicine hasn't faded, and I can't exert any strength from my whole body. But at this time, my brain is also on strike. There is nothing I can do but worry.

"Are you scared?" Seeing his distressed face, Absolutely Charming laughed, took out a bunch of paper clips that were buckled together from his jacket pocket, and slowly stuffed them into Han Pangyuan's passage.Fearing that it wasn't deep enough, he pushed it in a few times, until the thing was stuffed into the innermost part before giving up: "Don't worry, although I have sadistic tendencies and like to torture victims, I am still very good to my own people." As long as you are obedient and obedient, help me refine the artifact honestly, and I promise to make your life more comfortable than anyone else, not only delicious food and spicy food, but also special servants to serve you."

Whoever wants to mess with you, I am not a cauldron for refining weapons...

"Brother, it's too inefficient to do exercises all at once, give him more stuff." The man who spoke was called Tian Qing, and he was pretty handsome, but his movements were brutal as hell.He thought it was dirty and didn't want to touch that place, so he took a short stick with a strange shape and messed around in it. The pain made Han Pengyuan's eyes burst into tears, and he almost passed out.

"Be careful not to break it, this is a treasure." Quickly stopped him, Absolutely Charming looked at the other brother again, and ordered: "Tianxue, you go and prepare, let Mr. Warden go back to level 1 today to experience life."

"Understood." The man in black who had been silent all this time left quickly, as if to deal with Liu Lindong.

Han Pangyuan was so regretful that his intestines were green, because he was messing around, because he didn't care about the consequences, and because he ran around, so he made it like this, and it might even implicate Liu Lindong.These people came prepared at first glance, and they are still a full output team that can put people to death. If something happens to Lin Dong, he will never forgive himself for the rest of his life.

Fools, utter fools!

He scolded himself thousands of times in his heart, but there was no solution at all.

Just when he wanted to bite his tongue and kill himself, and didn't want to drag others down, the door opened with a bang, and the astonishingly courageous Liu Lindong appeared at the door.His voice was full of anger, like a volcano about to erupt, possessing terrifying destructive power.He has no expression on his face, but everyone can sense the soaring anger: "Anyone who touches my things will die once!"

Lin Dong?How did you come!

Han Pangyuan tried his best to look over from the corner of his eye. The man full of anger stepped into the house stepping on the black mist, holding a sharp sword in his hand, and seemed to have the urge to fight.

Can't make a move!He was sweating profusely in anxiety, but he couldn't open his mouth to remind the man that this is a neutral area, if he made a move, he would be attacked by all NPCs, so he must not be impulsive.Liu Lindong glanced at him and gave him a reassuring look.Of course he also knew the rules of the game, but his anger overwhelmed his rationality, especially when he saw the scene of Han Pangyuan being stripped naked and pressed on the table by several people, the string in his mind was already broken.

"Xiao Yuan, let you be free immediately." The man twisted his neck, and even his bones creaked.

"Hey, my dear Mr. Warden, I really underestimated your ability. It seems that tricking the tiger away from the mountain to deceive the cannon fodder is okay, but it doesn't work for you. But ah, it's not easy to fight here. " Absolutely Charming didn't seem to expect him to rush in, but he didn't panic, and he was still full of confidence: "No matter what, we will never make the first move. Whoever cuts people first will become a public enemy, and you I don’t want to be besieged by all the NPCs. In this way, I have a compromise, I will return the pig’s trotters to you, and you let us go, how about it?”

"Die!" The man was in a rage, without any discussion, he attacked with all his strength in the next second.

When the artifact launches an attack, it will cause additional damage to the enemy units that are too close. Absolutely Charming and Tianqing, who noticed this, immediately retreated outside and distanced themselves.At the same time, the system also issued an alarm: Player Liu Lindong broke the rules of the game, lifted his green name protection, and obtained the title Breaker.All players and NPCs in this area can hunt and kill destroyers at will, and the experience value will be increased by [-]%.

At this point in the matter, there was basically no room for turning around. Liu Lindong took out a bottle of light green potion from his pocket, carefully fed it to Han Pangyuan, and ordered: "Go back to the room."

These four words are heavier than Mount Tai, and Han Pangyuan had the illusion of saying goodbye to life and death. He opened his mouth and barely got up, only to see the back of the man leaving.

Half a minute later, he fully regained consciousness and could move his hands and feet, and immediately ran to the window.The three of them fought fiercely in the open space. Although Liu Lindong was a high-output professional, he was heavy on strength and light on agility, and his speed and critical strike were not high. It was still a bit difficult to fight two stalkers of the same level at once.Fortunately, he was assisted by a divine tool, so he was not at a disadvantage, and he was so hard to kill.However, a group of players flocked to join in the fun, all of them coveted the artifact, and the situation was not good.

Han Pangyuan was very anxious, but he also knew that now was not the time to rush out. He gritted his teeth and refused to watch the battle, ran upstairs all the way, went back to the room and opened the treasure chest.

There are a lot of good things in the box!

Various buff-increasing potions and antidotes, many practical props and self-defense items, plus a pocket full of coins, a small bamboo basket with special functions, and most importantly, a top-quality piece of clothing with attributes.

They were said to be clothes, but they were actually two pieces of lavender cloth with white edges, connected by a wide belt in the middle, and hung with a string of delicate silver bells.At first glance, it looks like Mai Shiranui's lower body, but the name is rather antique, it's called Purple Butterfly Jade Shayi.Regardless of the shocking appearance, the effect is incredible - adding 5 to all attributes, recovering 3 points of health and mana per second, and slightly increasing the movement speed.

"It doesn't matter, put it on first." The clothes were really exposed, but he had no choice but to wrap them around the two pieces of cloth, stuff all the things that could be used into the bamboo basket, and shouted: "Lin Dong, I'm here to save you." gone."

He first leaned on the window to see the situation, and the situation below has become a three-on-one situation. The three brothers joined forces to attack, rainy, sunny, and snowy.And Liu Lindong lost half of his blood, and was forced to go to the side of the iron net, where there are prison guards patrolling day and night, and will actively attack players who have lost the protection of the green name.

"Lin Dong, hold on for a while longer." Han Pangyuan took a deep breath, picked a capsule to hold in his mouth, and quickly left the room.

Putting on the new clothes made a big difference. He ran faster and most importantly, he stopped breathing.This is really a great thing for a dead nerd, and it is the happiest thing in the world to no longer have to run around in sweat.

Relying on his memory, he ran to the warden's office, unlocked the door with the master key in the treasure chest, went in and hugged the cold pig's trotters in his arms.He has already figured out that if he can't fight, he has to use his own advantages to save the situation. The absolutely charming team has no treatment, but his recovery skill has increased from 10 points of life in 50 seconds to 150 points. Liu Lindong's blood is less than 200. One trotter is full.With the recovery profession, the tug-of-war is definitely a disadvantage for the opponent.

All he has to do now is to join the battle with the pig's trotters, of course, on the premise that he is not tripped by others.And this other person is naturally absolutely charming.

"My weapon is still hidden in my butt, and I escaped here, making it easy for me to find it." It's a pity that this bastard is like a shadow, and he can't shake it off. Just as he walked out the door, he bumped into him again!

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