You can't hurt the author who wears meat

"Fuck me, so that's how the broken corpses along the way came from." Seeing Absolutely Charming holding two snowballs and looking at him with malicious intentions, Han Pangyuan was suddenly frightened into a cold sweat, hid behind his smiling face and said tremblingly: "Calm down, if your own people don't beat your own people, we must be the same!"

"We didn't form a group, so we don't count as our own." The snowball was thrown up and down in his hands, and Han Pangyuan's heart beat up and down, fearing that the powerful explosives would hit him.

"Don't scare him." Covering Xiao Yuan with her body, she stretched out her right hand with a smile: "He will be hated."

Perhaps it was because the words that they would be hated played a role, Absolutely Charming actually put away the idea of ​​pranks, held Smiling's hand, and formed a friendly unit.However, there is Michelle's team in his team, and it's not up to him to decide, so the condition for joining is to help them refine another artifact.Han Pangyuan has accepted the identity of the mobile refining furnace, and Michelle is an absolutely charming father. He doesn't want to embarrass people who like him, so he agrees straight away.Isn't it a magic tool, just a little hard work for Chrysanthemum, and you don't have to have sex with others, and you won't die if you practice more.

"I chose a smaller one, it shouldn't make you uncomfortable." Avoiding the crowd, they ran to the back of the hill, absolutely charming and took out a small stick with suspicious shape and size, it was a metal kazoo .

The silvery gadget is an unpopular musical instrument. It emits tunes through human humming, and then relies on its own diaphragm and resonance tube to amplify the sound, and can play a deep and hoarse tone, somewhat similar to a saxophone.This thing is rare in Asia, and it is mostly used by blacks to perform with blues harmonica. The reason why Han Pangyuan knew it was because he had written about it.

"It's still small, why don't you die. Turn around quickly, dare to peek and kill you." The kazoo is about as thick as two ordinary ballpoint pens, but the length is not bad. It belongs to the short and small type, but The bulge on the resonance port is annoying.

Han Pangyuan lubricated it with saliva, and put it in his buttocks in an awkward position, within the tolerable range: "Let me first declare that the artifact may not be successful once. If it fails, it's none of my business. Don't blow your beard and stare at me."

"How can it be? Besides, isn't your success rate quite high? You have practiced three artifacts four times." After he put on his pants, he turned around and asked him carefully if walking was uncomfortable. He took a few steps.Han Pangyuan was taken aback by the question, he didn't expect this guy to be so gentle to him, so he opened his mouth and said, I'm sorry you let me take it out?

"Although you will be beaten to death by Michelle, if you feel uncomfortable, you can't let you run around with your musical instrument in your hands." Hillside, it is a little bit reluctant to hide, so they can't stay in a certain place all the time as a living target: "All players in this level have an armband, which can be captured after killing an enemy player. The NPC challenges once, and of course it is a snowball fight. The NPC has five difficulty levels. If you win all of them, you can directly advance to the next level. However, if you find keywords before then, you can also advance.”

"It's no wonder the journey was so tragic. There's already a fight." He pulled up his pants, and patted his flattened tail so fluffy. When he turned around, he found someone who was stunned: "What are you looking at, I haven't seen a rabbit tail before. ah."

"I've never seen one so big." When I stretched out my hand to pinch it, the fluffy thing was about the size of a grapefruit, and it was a soft ball that felt good in the hand.

After being pinched by his tail, Han Pangyuan couldn't hold back his face, his cheeks were red all the way to the roots of his ears.He gouged out the perpetrator viciously, and ran back to the main army angrily.Smiling to see his blushing abnormally, like a boiled shrimp, I thought it was absolutely charming to make things difficult for him, and got a big thing in, and said with a little worry: "Although it is your friend, there is no need to do it." If you are too embarrassed to refuse at this level, I will help you."

Seeing that he misunderstood, the person involved wanted to explain, but he didn't know where to start, so he just said that I'm fine, don't worry and so on.

"I didn't see any living people on this road except corpses." After walking in the cold wind for a long time, Han Pangyuan rubbed his eyes that were red from the cold, and looked around, wondering why he couldn't see any living things.

Absolutely Charming said with a smile that it’s good if you don’t see the talent, but if you see it, it’s another brawl, which will scare you.

Because of the high risk of this level, after death, it is not like the previous levels, but falls into the scorching canyon and suffers, and cannot be revived until 24 hours later.The feeling of being scorched by the flames is very real, it is equivalent to being tortured alive, and the pain is unbearable.Therefore, most players do not intend to directly participate in the battle, and hide in the central castle where they cannot launch attacks to play friendly matches to accumulate points and gain experience in a safe and secure way.

The friendly match was played in full accordance with the official rules of the game, five rounds and three wins, each side sent eight players, seven main attackers and one hostage.

The rule is very simple, within 3 minutes, attack the opponent's camp and pull out the most flags or successfully rescue your own hostages to win.Snowballs in friendly matches will also explode, but their power is only one-twentieth of that in field matches, and they usually don't cause death. Relatively, the experience gained is also pitiful. If you want to upgrade quickly, you should get the combat area to fight guerrillas.

"Let's go play a friendly match, it's so dangerous outside." Fearful of being attacked suddenly, Han Pangyuan took every step carefully, watching all directions, listening to all directions, and concentrating to the highest point.

"Do you have an ear problem or a brain problem? I told you that the friendly match needs eight people. How did you feel that we have so many people?" Tian Qing became angry and shouted loudly, very dissatisfied with the increase in burden: " Brother, I really don’t know how it will be helpful for the team to come in later, except for the increased attack area, I can’t think of any benefits, and I have to spare manpower to take care of him.”

"You actually said that I was slowing down, that's great. You don't want the magic weapon that crazy old man has been dreaming about, do you?" He knew his value and was ready to make the best use of it: "Hanxiao, let's go, leave these gangsters alone." A wolf-hearted thing."

"Little pig's trotters, be careful!" Everyone was so noisy just now, everyone relaxed their vigilance. They didn't notice four or five snowballs flying in a row behind the snowdrift on the right. hit.

There are not a few people who don't want to rely on friendly matches to pass the upgrade, and this road is the only way to enter the central castle, so there are naturally ambushes.

"Damn, you dare to sneak attack, brothers, come on, kill him!" Tian Qing reacted the fastest, dodged a few steps to the right, and attacked with a snowball under the cover of Tian Xue Tian Yu.They have a tacit understanding and cooperate seamlessly, but the other party hides behind the bunker and cannot directly hit the target, which greatly reduces their power.After a brief hesitation, Michelle also joined the battle. He cooperated with the mage Yishuang of the Absolutely Charming Team and attacked from the left, attracting most of the firepower so that the fastest Tianxue could cut into the main battlefield.

The fight over there was fierce, absolutely charming but he didn't participate in the battle. He picked up Han Pangyuan, who was so scared that his legs were weak, and retreated to the side, silently paying attention to the situation: "Michelle looks like a wife. I always thought she was a bitch, but I didn't expect it to be so powerful."

"What nonsense are you talking about if you don't help!" The snowballs flew in the air, and the sound of explosions was heard endlessly, scaring the cowardly fool so that his hairs stood on end.

"Leave you here alone? What if you are so clumsy that you are blown up. You are already stupid enough, but if you hurt your brain and become mentally retarded, then it will really be a burden." The opposing team has only four people, all affected Injured, although there is a small hillside as a cover, how can the barrier piled up by snow be indestructible, and it was quickly broken through.Tianqing and the others were always cruel and merciless, and in a fit of anger, they beat the enemy to pieces. The scene was extremely bloody.

Absolutely Charming didn't want Han Pangyuan to watch the massacre scene, so he took his hand and walked around to the other side.

"Have you really killed someone? I mean in reality, not in the game." The roar and screams caused by the explosion were behind him, and Han Pangyuan folded his arms, not daring to look back.After entering the killing game of the gods, he learned from Yue Ye that this is not a game known for forgiveness and kindness, and he often has to do his best to fight to the death.He once assumed a scene where he had to fight, and asked himself if he could kill someone if he had to, and the result was yes.

But when it comes to life and death, let him attack others and take a fresh life, he can't do it.

There is no other feeling but fear.

"What do you think of me? We're just conducting closed training. This is for participating in games, not for training professional killers." This guy has all kinds of strange ideas in his head, he must have watched too many movies.

"Then why don't you hesitate, even Hanxiao, who is so gentle, why can you kill someone without hesitation. I know it's stupid to say this, but I don't want to lie to you. I was really scared just now, my legs It’s still shaking. This is not killing chickens and fish, it’s a person.” The impact of the explosion is very strong, completely different from killing people with cold weapons. The stomach that was uncomfortable just now is even more painful.

"Little pig's trotter, listen, kindness is a beautiful virtue, but it will kill you here." Absolutely Charming put his arms around his shoulders, staring straight ahead: "But, you don't have to worry, with me here, it won't kill you." Let your hands be stained with blood. When you are by my side, you can rest assured that you are a fool and just have a good time."

"Why are you being so nice to me? I think you can trust me for life." It's a pity that he already has Lin Dong.

"I don't mean to be nice to you. If everything will be rewarded, isn't life very tiring?" That was over, and Tianqing came back with four bloody armbands. One step closer.

However, they didn't take much advantage. Tianxue was hit by a snowball during the assault, and her calf was injured. After examination, it was found that her fibula was fractured. The injury was serious, and she would not be able to move for a while.Absolutely Charming bandaged him, Han Pangyuan squatted beside him to help, and the others went to patrol nearby, just in case.With a smile, he turned around twice and found nothing abnormal, and because he was soft-hearted, he buried the wreckage with snow and was sweating profusely.

"How do you feel?" After fixing the broken bones, and then applying medicine and splints, although the movements were not gentle, the tone was full of concern as a brother.Tianxue was sweating profusely from the pain, but still managed to force a smile, and gave a very sunny answer with a thumbs up: "Brother, I'm fine."

"Change the plan, go back to the central castle first." Considering that Tianxue was injured and Han Pangyuan had no combat effectiveness, although Michelle was powerful, but because he just joined the team and lacked tacit understanding, and the others were more or less injured, it would be bad for them to continue wandering in the wild , it is better to go back to the neutral city to make some supplies and take a good rest.This suggestion was approved by everyone, and a group of people moved towards the castle in the growing snowstorm.

Tianxue was very guilty, and she kept talking all the way because he delayed everyone's upgrade, Tianqing scolded him a few words, saying that you are so stupid, you can't dodge that kind of attack, and Absolutely Charming punched him in the back of the head Above: "If you have the strength to speak, it's better to recover sooner."

Han Pangyuan followed behind, watching the brothers fight with some envy.

He is an only child, but he is not the only child in the family. After his father started a family again, he had unrelated step-sisters, and the relationship has not been good.The stepmother hated him very much, and this disgust affected the two children she brought. They sneered at Han Pangyuan in an aggressive tone, and they had no tolerance at all.After becoming independent, he simply didn't even go home during the Chinese New Year. He just sent money back every month to thank his father for his upbringing and education. He didn't want to talk about anything else.

So seeing the intimacy of the absolutely charming brothers, I was somewhat yearning.No matter what happens, there are brothers and friends to support them. Not everyone can have this kind of family affection and friendship...

If I had brothers, I probably wouldn't have had such a hard time, he thought.

Han Pangyuan has endured hardships. He lost his mother when he was young and was dependent on others. Family changes made him more and more inferior, and his personality became less and less silent.This kind of introverted and sensitive personality, which doesn't like to deal with others, made him suffer in the workplace. Even though the school atmosphere is much better than the company full of competition everywhere, he is still not popular with his colleagues.The years when he wore a mask as a human being were the most painful and helpless times for him.At the same time, his best friend is emerging, becoming radiant and becoming a well-known illustrator.

Different people have different fates!

Saying that he really didn't want him, he shook his head desperately, forgetting about Liu Lindong in his mind.He strode to keep up with the big troops, grabbed the skirt of Hanxiao's clothes, and asked him quietly: "Xiaoxiao, you were so good just now, have you practiced?"

"Not as professional as they are, but I have learned Muay Thai and Jiu-Jitsu for a few years. I have both offensive and defensive skills. It's no problem to protect you." He said it lightly, but Han Pangyuan always felt that Michelle was not as simple as he thought.Opened a high-end club at a young age, and has a good skill, no matter how you look at it, you don't look like an ordinary person.But he knows how to measure and won't ask too many questions.Sometimes it's not good to know too much, and curiosity kills many creatures!

The wind was getting stronger and it was snowing again.

I thought that the area of ​​the snowy level would not be too large, but I didn't expect to walk for more than two hours to reach the central castle. Han Pangyuan was so tired that his calf cramped, and he collapsed on the ground as soon as he entered the safe area, unable to move.

"Lack of exercise at first glance, a small flower growing in a greenhouse." Seeing how tired he is, he is absolutely charming and can't help but tease a few words.The person who was said was not to be outdone, and kicked his legs and responded: "My lord is also a freelance writer. You heard that the writer who runs around every day has nothing to do, and he is a dead house. Among the dead otaku, they are considered powerful, at least they have not become fat to more than 200 catties."

"Okay, now go to the dead house in the room. You can sleep, eat, and do whatever you want. Don't lie here, it's ugly." There are many small rooms in the castle, which are rented out by the hour, and the price is not cheap.

To save money, they split into two groups.

Tianqing and the others are absolutely charming, and Han Xiaoyuan is with Han Pangyuan.Although the rent was frighteningly expensive, the furnishing in the room was appallingly shabby. There was no bed, only a carpet, and a few quilts next to it. Fortunately, it was clean and tidy, and there was no annoying smell.

Hanxiao was used to taking care of others, and she laid the floor as soon as she entered, and then went to the next door to visit the injured Tianxue.

"Sure enough, she is a married woman, and gentle. If she is a woman, I will snatch her home and make her my sister-in-law." Absolutely charming is the same sentence, such a gentle person is not suitable for this game, I don't know what he is doing in here.Han Pangyuan shook his head and listened to his evaluation with a smile, and finally said: "Why is it my sister-in-law, why not just grab and become Mrs. Yazhai, I think he is very suitable for you."

"That's no good, I like pig's trotters, how can I like others." Naked confession.

"Since you like me, do you want to flirt with me?" Turning over and showing his belly, Han Pangyuan didn't know what was wrong with him, and suddenly wanted to know what would happen if he became Liu Lindong with someone else.But Absolutely Charming would not give him this chance, he could see the clue at a glance, and resolutely refused: "I said, I will not be your tool for revenge on Liu Lindong. I like you, but don't take advantage of my liking for you. Let’s stop here, let’s not make another example!”

"That's what I said, are you angry?" He blinked his big eyes, pretending to be innocent.

"Okay, you stay by yourself for a while, I'll go to see Tianxue, and by the way, find some useful people to play in the game." There must be eight people to challenge the NPC, and he worries about not enough people.

Han Pangyuan nodded, said to be careful on the road, then retracted his head into the quilt and fell asleep.Thanks to the team uniform chosen by Hanxiao, he didn't get cold all the way, but he was really exhausted, and he fell asleep not long after lying down...

"Can you finish what you have to say at once? Don't keep dragging me into your world." He was indeed asleep, but his mind was clear, and he didn't fall asleep like a normal person at all.Looking at the God King standing in front of him again, he suddenly had a splitting headache. The task assigned by the God King was completely forgotten by him because of his broken relationship, but he couldn't tell the truth, so he had to look aside: "Of course I'm done with the list." I will find you, so you don’t have to call me twice in three days.”

"Vatican wants to see you." Pushing open the door of the inner room, behind the ornate screen is an antique soft couch, on which Gita is lying naked, with traces of love all over her body.

"Why did you break up?" This was the first sentence he said when he met Han Pangyuan.

The face that is exactly the same as his own is really dazzling.

Han Pangyuan tried not to look at his body that was constantly releasing seductive aura, and he didn't want to why two people with the same appearance had completely different feelings.One is all over the country and the city, full of demons and charms, and the other is a typical idiot with underdeveloped brain and clumsy hands.He looked at the Gita, obviously he should be very resistant, but he didn't feel disgusted, but felt that he was very pitiful.Probably knowing his relationship with the God King, and understanding his reluctance and disobedience, he felt full of sympathy for this bad and pathetic god.

"Do we still need a reason to break up? It's beyond my control." Mentioning this matter, Han Pangyuan felt a little tight in his chest. It's okay to have a fight with Liu Lindong, and he has to explain to these gods, why.

But Gita refused to stop, and asked again: "Why, don't you love each other?"

"It's love, so it's just a temporary separation, let each other calm down, and one day we will reconcile as before." Not knowing why God is so persistent, he thought for a while, and answered like this.

"Why?" Gita still didn't understand, he shook his head nervously, his eyes were full of confusion: "If there is any problem that can't be solved, it will take a while to resolve it. You are not afraid that someone will take advantage of others' danger, and you will not be afraid that he will not be able to resist the temptation. Change of heart?"

"Lin Dong won't, he only has me in his heart. Taking a step back, if he changes his mind one day, it will only prove that I am not suitable for him, and he can get more and better happiness. At that time, I will not If you stalk me, let things take their course." Thinking that Liu Lindong might be nice to someone else, his internal organs ached and tangled into an inextricable knot.However, if it is the man's own choice, and this choice will bring him a different life, then why can't he let go?

To love someone, you don't have to possess him.

Fange turned over, revealing his messy lower limbs, which were red and swollen, and had endured countless times of fierce attacks: "I don't understand, you want to say that you can give up this position for his own good. Feelings? That's ridiculous, I love Garner, but I wouldn't give him to anyone."

"Love is inherently selfish, but it can be great." The God King stood by and did not leave, listening to their conversation.When Han Pangyuan said this line of dialogue, he looked at him without fear, and the meaning in his eyes could not be more clear.But the God King was not angry, he just smiled and hugged the Gita in his arms.

He said: "You want to see him, so I brought him, but are you satisfied with the ending? No matter how high-sounding the excuse, it is a fact that they separated. Gita, look, there is also the absolute pure emotion that you have always envied One day at the end. They are not the saviors of your soul, let's face it, just stay with me and I can give you anything."

Han Pangyuan understood, and called him here just to stimulate Fange.

Vatican straightened his messy long hair, and stared straight at the zenith, his eyes were resolutely without desire, as if he had traveled through the world and walked away.Han Pangyuan was suddenly afraid of such eyes. It was the calm before the storm, the anger before the world was destroyed, and the revenge that was about to explode.However, he couldn't interfere with all of this. He just stood there motionless, watching the gods with different thoughts embrace each other, and almost drowned each other in a desperate posture...

Then he woke up.

This sleep was more tiring than running ten kilometers, and my mouth was dry.He got up and wanted to go outside to find some water to drink and then something to eat, when he opened the door, he saw the God King Yixiu standing in the corridor, talking to Michelle.

Han Pangyuan shrank back as if he had bumped into a ghost, and hid behind the door to watch them, but his voice was too low to know what he was talking about.The conversation ended quickly, and Michelle bowed in trepidation, while Xiu Ze assumed the usual imperial posture and disappeared into the air after a while.I feel like I took out the game manager to look at it. Sure enough, there is no repair information at all. He turned into a player, and he must have asked Michelle to help him with things that are inconvenient for him. As for whether the other party knows his true identity, that is I don't know.

He didn't want to drink any more water, so he tiptoed back into bed and began to use his insensitive brain nerves to clear up the messy things.

First of all, the God King asked him to collect a list of people who responded to the imprint, but so far he only found Xiaoxiao, who couldn't see any connection, and didn't know what these people were useful for; secondly, since they are all gods, the Gita can be Regardless of Ghana, it is impossible to be so skinny that they can't figure out what conspiracy their father God is planning. It is very likely that they all know it well, but they just don't say it.There is also a possibility that they are also plotting something, just waiting for the opportunity; in the end, the God King asked himself to do things for him, and let Michelle do things for him.As a creator with great powers, if there are any difficulties that cannot be solved, they must be completed by mortal hands in a complicated way. This may be the key.

After thinking about it, it seems that the confusion has not been solved, but more mysteries have been created.He doesn't know the outcome of this game, and as a pawn, he has no right to know.It's just that these questions filled his mind, making him restless day and night.

Why is there a god-killing game, and what is their purpose?

"Ahhh, don't think about it anymore, it's none of my business, my head hurts!" The idiot curled up in a ball, his head hurting, couldn't focus on the conspiracy, anyway, he couldn't change it if he figured it out. For a small role like him, just go with the flow, just take one step at a time.

Deciding to empty his mind, he lay on the bed in a daze, and then somehow, a fire ignited in his lower abdomen.

Maybe it was because he held back for too long, he suddenly wanted to do something pleasant...

Reaching into his genitals, pushing aside the obstructing material, he grabbed his masculinity and rubbed the front end with his thumb.After having a relationship with Liu Lindong, he has never served by himself again. The feeling of hands is completely different from the real combination. I can't say which is better, but it's good to do it alone once in a while.

The thing grew bigger and harder in his hand, and he took hold of the cylinder and began to slide it up and down.

Men are like this, they don't need too much foreplay, as long as they stimulate those key parts, they will be excited very quickly.However, the body fully developed by Liu Lindong is not satisfied just by masturbation. Although the front is happy, the back is more empty and wants to be filled.He knew that this kind of action was shameful, but he couldn't resist the instinctive needs...

Finally, driven by desire, he sucked his finger, moistened it a little, and then poked into the back entrance.

It's really been a long time since I did it, but I couldn't stop shaking when I touched the folds at the opening.He poked with the tip of his greased finger and inserted a knuckle.Not enough, not enough, wanting more and more intense stimulation, he panted and put his whole finger in, thrusting in a simulated sex mode.The lining was itchy and hot, shrinking, and every cell in the body was screaming for more.

"Lin Dong." When the fingertips touched a certain key point, the electric pleasure spread from the lower abdomen to the limbs and then returned to the body. Han Pangyuan repeatedly pressed the place that could make him happy, and couldn't help but call out the name: "Lin Dong, Lin Dong..."

It's crazy, what the hell is he doing... Can't think, can't breathe, all the sensations in the body are concentrated in the lower body, all the pulses are beating together, and the heart is pounding like it can't bear the load.

Never been so intense and make him get carried away calling men's names!

At the moment of release, he lost his mind for a few seconds, his mind went blank and he couldn't think of anything, he only remembered that his toes were curled up together, and even the places that shouldn't be convulsed had convulsions, so happy that he almost lost control.It was a long time before he calmed down and packed up his soiled trousers and sheets, before the others returned.He disguised it so well that he didn't even see anything unusual in his careful smile, but he couldn't fool himself.He loves that man so much that he can't help himself...