You can't hurt the author who wears meat

Ignoring the nonsense God of Time Traveling, Han Pangyuan and his new captain stopped at the transfer station to sell inconvenient garbage and buy convenient and practical props.

"The self-explosive kitten is very useful, buy a few more, and the big red and big blue can't be less... Do you think we should buy more food? I almost starved to death because I didn't eat or drink in the nautical level." Liu Lindong said all All the gold coins were left to him, so he has a lot of money, and Hanxiao also has a lot of savings, so he can shop freely.

"Let me change your clothes." Wearing a sexy bunny outfit in Huajie is not weird, but if you go to a new level, you may be surrounded by people: "How about the team uniform, the attributes are good, it brings back blood function and adds defense, and it is warm in winter Cool in summer, can automatically adjust body temperature, no need to change clothes in any season, just looks ugly."

Coming to the machine for customizing team uniforms, Hanxiao chose a blue-and-white tights, leather gloves, and matching Martin boots among several basic styles: "Add a helmet and we can be COS racers."

Even though it was tights, it was not made of disgusting and tight material, more like racing suits for extreme drivers.

Han Pangyuan has no problem with clothes, he doesn't choose them, mainly because he has no sense of shame, anyway, he has tried half-naked clothes, what's not to like about having normal clothes that can cover his flesh?It's just that when he pulled up his pants, he found that the rabbit's tail couldn't be tucked in, which made him a little depressed, because the God of time travel had a bad taste, and only Liu Lindong took off this funny rabbit outfit, which basically meant the same thing as a chastity belt.

He couldn't wear it and couldn't continue to be naked, so he couldn't, so he could only spend thirty more gold coins to modify the clothes, so that the big fluffy tail on his buttocks could be exposed.

"Smile, how tall are you?" Han Pangyuan, who was replenishing the necessary medicine, suddenly thought of a very important question. All the players he met in the game, except for the young Yue Ye, were all taller than him Much more, and suddenly felt a lot of pressure.It's fine if the height is not well developed, and the size of the thing that symbolizes male dignity is barely above the passing line. Not to mention the lack of motor cells, the sense of coordination is also poor, not only that, but the brain is also stupid.

Whatever you want, what are you going to do now!

"Just passed 190, it should be about the same as Liu Lindong. By the way, how did you talk? Since the key word is trust, it means that you have never doubted him." The next level is the scorching snow. Whichever adjective it is, it means that the weather will be very bad.

To prevent accidents, Michelle prepared some warm items, such as coats, blankets, copper hand warmers and a portable double tent.Anyway, Han Pangyuan has a void warehouse, and he can carry items of any size.

"I've decided. When I win the championship, I'll ask the God of Time Travel to grow ten centimeters taller!" Han Pangyuan, who was fully prepared and stuffed all the things he bought into the warehouse, suddenly clenched his fists and swore: "When the time comes, I will also be tall, handsome and rich." Yes, haha."

"But I think Xiao Yuan is just right now. He is so small that he can be hugged with one hand. He is super cute." In fact, his height is not particularly short. In southern China, 170 can be seen everywhere on the street. The average height of the mountain is only small under the siege of a few people at a particularly high altitude.But he was very dissatisfied with adjectives like small and cute, and immediately frowned: "You are only small, I am obviously big, no matter where I am, I am very big, very big!"

"Oh, really?" She raised her eyebrows meaningfully with a smile, but said nothing.

"You don't believe me, right? You obviously don't believe me from your expression. Do you want me to check it for you?" The idiot who blew himself up was still mad, and didn't notice that a new player had entered the transfer station.Smiling and looking sideways, he gently pulled Han Pangyuan past him and entered a state of alert.

The person who came was the Hechuan team. He kicked out his original teammates and formed four high-attack output occupations dug from Mixiao. This is a heavyweight configuration that should not be underestimated.

Should it be said that the enemy is on a narrow road or that they meet on a narrow road? In short, the two teams that were not at odds confronted each other in a tense atmosphere for 2 minutes. It was not until the other party gave in and walked out of the transfer station first that the explosive atmosphere eased.

"They didn't buy anything." They didn't even bother to add equipment, it seemed that they had great confidence in themselves.

"Tsurukawa is very troublesome. He is a bard like me. With the support of music, he can increase attack power and healing effect, but his skill range and effect are three times that of mine." God's killing game is not It is a real online game, so there is no balance at all. Some people have invincible skills and equipment, and they have been favored by God from the beginning: "Let's go out later and stagger with them."

"Yeah." Although he didn't know why he did this, Han Pangyuan nodded honestly, always thinking that Hanxiao was very experienced, and he was right.

They chatted against the corner, and the atmosphere was pleasant.

"You haven't answered my question yet, how is your talk with Liu Lindong going?" Hanxiao was very concerned about this matter, because it was directly related to whether men would become their enemies.

"He apologized, but I didn't forgive him. I asked him to chase me again. It counts only if he chases me." Staring at his feet, Han Pangyuan suddenly felt a sense of powerlessness. When would he be like the heroine in a third-rate romance novel? Hypocritical.But thinking about the days when I was oppressed to death and ate to death, this kind of arrogance is nothing: "Actually, I still like him very much, but I feel very unwilling to simply let him go, and it can't be cheap. This guy."

"Haha, Xiao Yuan also gets awkward sometimes." He didn't comment on this practice, and said with a smile: "Did he hit your wound?"

"Well, but I did it voluntarily, and he didn't force me." Saying this will reveal his sexual preference, but if he doesn't explain it, others will think Liu Lindong is a sadist. He doesn't like others to misunderstand men and doubt his character: "Smile, you run a brothel, you must have met this kind of clientele, it's just that you have special hobbies, nothing surprising."

"I guessed it. There is nothing wrong with it. All behaviors based on trust are reasonable." After all, he is well-informed and an elderly person, and he is very tolerant of their hobbies: "However, You seem to be the one being controlled all the time, haven’t you ever thought about turning the other person into the host? I have no intention of interfering in other people’s sexual orientation or body position choice, but if he loves you enough, he should be able to accept any request from you. If I am you, I will use this opportunity to test him and see how much he can do for you."

"Lin Dong is very male chauvinistic, I'm afraid I won't have a chance. But there was a chance to counterattack before, but it just didn't work out. Now that I think about it, I'm good enough to make the chauvin pig back down to that extent." Thinking of it The last thing that lingered in the belly of the whale made his ears turn red.

Speaking of it, since the relationship, they seem to have been doing it all the time, as if they want to make up for the seven years of separation.

Can you really go on without him by your side?Although he refused to admit it with his mouth, he was extremely unconfident in his heart.

They stayed in the transfer station for a long time, and Liu Lindong also failed to enter this level. He obviously knew the key words but did not upgrade. It was not known whether it was because the level was not enough or he could not find the opportunity.In the end, another group of people entered the transfer station, and Han Xiao felt that there was no longer any delay, so he brought Han Pangyuan out.

"It's so cold!" As soon as he went out, he was shrunk by the cold wind.Although the team uniform was very warm on the body, the exposed face and neck were stinging from the cold.

"It's really an endless snow field, and there are no shelters except for the big terrain." They are located on a hillside, and looking around, everything they see is silver and white, and the world is covered by overwhelming snow.

Except for the snow, there are no plants or creatures here, and there are no buildings. It is dead silent, only the strong wind whizzes past, blowing up lonely white mist, which makes people's eyes hurt.They walked a few steps forward, and the system immediately prompted the players Hanxiao and Han Pangyuan to enter the fifth level - the scorching snow field, reassigned the character attributes, and presented the props of this level, two armbands.

"It's becoming more and more like a racing driver." The idiot put on his armbands and showed off for a long time. The silver-white armbands were just the right size, and matched their team uniforms just right, so handsome.

The attributes of the armbands are random, and Han Pangyuan was very lucky, and got one with a heaven-defying effect—use it to form a protective shield, so that the player's life value will not drop below 1 point, and it lasts for two rounds.The smiling one is worse, it is a fairly standard attribute - use it, immediately restore 1200 health points for the player, and increase the upper limit of health points by 500 points, last for three rounds, and the healing cooldown time is nine rounds.

"Why is it counted on a turn-by-turn basis? What exactly do we need to do in this level?" Han Pengyuan's twelve fleshy essays did include a story that happened in the Snow Country, but the content of that article had nothing to do with the turn-based system.

It was an empty dynasty. The heir to the throne who was dispatched to the bitter cold northwest and his own magician mentor used various postures to love each other day and night, and then accidentally developed a large-scale offensive magic, so he opened Golden Finger to revenge, To regain the throne, the story of the promiscuous harem...

"No matter what we are asked to do, it is not a good thing." They walked down the hill and followed the roadside instructions to move towards the main city of the world-the central castle.

After walking a few steps, Han Pangyuan covered his nose and said it smelled bad.

Not far away was a mess, the ground was covered with blood, and there was a pungent smell of blood.The red-stained ground looks particularly dazzling in the snow-white world.Hanxiao walked over first, and waved to Han Pangyuan after confirming that there was no danger.In front of them, there were no living creatures, only a pile of corpses, which had been shattered beyond recognition.The surrounding snow fields were all dyed in different shades of red, some places were even so red that they were black, and they were all frozen hard: "The sixth pass is not as beautiful as its scenery, and fighting is inevitable. Let's be careful."

"It's disgusting." The fragments of the corpse were scattered everywhere, and there were minced meat and unnamed human tissues everywhere, which was disgusting.

The smell of blood in the air is very strong, and the death time will not be too long. From the volume of this pile of things, it is estimated that it is about three adults. Looking at the degree of dispersion of the corpses, it should be caused by an explosion. Knowing what the explosives were, and there were no explosive substances or detonators left at the scene, it was really impossible to guess what killed them.

Analyzing the situation in front of him calmly with a smile, Han Pangyuan felt a burst of heartburn, his eyes turned black, and he couldn't help throwing up.

"Let's go, don't look at it, it won't be disgusting in a while." Smiling and patting him on the back, comforting him softly.

Han Pangyuan covered his aching stomach, his eyebrows were twisted into two knots, and he growled in his heart that it took me several lifetimes of bad luck to observe such a tragic accident scene at close range, while walking reluctantly.

What the hell is going on with this level? Before I reached the central castle, I saw four or five dismembered corpses along the road, all of which died in the same tragic way.Moreover, these corpses are not scenes created to create an environment, nor are they NPCs, they are real players!

"We won't be asked to do time-limited missions. If we fail to complete them within the specified time, we will blow ourselves up." Han Pangyuan suddenly felt dizzy, and pitifully grabbed onto the smiling clothes: "It's so scary, I don't want to be blown to death."

"I don't know the specific situation yet, don't scare yourself, let's go to the central castle first, no matter it's a mission or something, we have to get the base to find out everything." From the game manager, 80.00% of the players in this level are gathered in the center The castle didn't move, no matter what was in the castle, but everyone was stuck there, there must be a special reason.Maybe it's because the neutral zone doesn't need to fight, maybe it can supply supplies, anyway, it's better than staying here.

Persuading Han Pangyuan to continue on his way, he recorded the route with a smile and marked the places he walked with fluorescent powder.

"Look, it's absolutely charming!" After walking for more than half an hour, the so-called central castle was gone, but I saw a familiar figure.After finally meeting a powerful friendly unit, it is equivalent to an extra guarantee. Of course, Han Pangyuan was very excited, calling the other party's name and ran over: "What's the matter with you, don't tell me that I just came out of the slaughterhouse, what is this body? .”

The absolutely charming team is in a mess, with broken equipment and burnt clothes, as if they were beaten up by someone and thrown into a blood plasma bucket for half an hour, even the nails are covered in blood.

"You weren't attacked when you came along the road. I was worried about you and kept looking everywhere." Several people were slightly injured and were treating their wounds. Absolutely Charming pulled Han Pangyuan over and checked him up and down before he was relieved.

Maybe it was because he couldn't stand the dirty blood. After a while, he ordered Tianqing to boil the water to clean it, while introducing the situation of this level to the two newcomers: "This level is an indiscriminate melee, as long as you leave the central castle You will be attacked by other players and NPCs, the worst thing is that you cannot use weapons and skills, the only way to attack is this."

He bent down, grabbed a handful of snow, and squeezed it into a ball: "In this level, you must fight the snowball fight with the consciousness of death!"

"Snowball fights? You have to have the awareness that you must die!" Han Fangyuan was stunned, and suddenly laughed while clutching his stomach: "Are you kidding me, snowball fights can kill people? Why, you are all in a mess because of snowball fights? With a snowball the size of a tennis ball?"

"Don't underestimate this snowball." Absolutely Charming weighed the snowball with one hand, and threw it seven or eight meters away. The snowball drew a perfect arc in the air, and then landed...

boom!

The snowball fell to the ground, causing a deafening explosion and blasting a two-meter-deep crater in the ground.

"If you don't want to die, don't get hit by a snowball!"