You can't hurt the author who wears meat

"Is the sex academy he mentioned the "The most emphatic teacher in history, the master's embrace is so warm, please keep bullying me like this" written by me?" Hidden in darkness.As soon as he left, Han Pangyuan turned all his attention to the man. Although he wanted to ask him why he kissed him, he didn't have the courage to speak out after struggling for a long time, so he had to grab his arm and talk non-stop.

He looked active, but it was a sign of restlessness, the way the guy always used to mask his anxiety when he was scared.

Liu Lindong knew that he was uneasy, held his hand, and calmly helped him ease his emotions: "Why do you always come up with such stinky and long titles?"

"Don't you think it is very attractive? The important elements are included in the title. Readers are willing to read this type of article, just glance at the title. It is clear at a glance, the spoiler is thorough, what a thoughtful design, if I Readers love it to death." He has a lot of his own ideas in writing, but he won't overemphasize them, because if this trick works well, he won't be writing for half a year and still be a little vacuum: "Let's not talk about this, go to It’s a transfer station, it’s best to get me a suit.”

He is very embarrassed now, his upper body is not naked, and he is wearing a skirt composed of two pieces of cloth underneath, but the cloth is thin, and the scenery between his legs can be seen at a glance.

Liu Lindong doesn't mind what he wears, he can wrap it with a leaf, but this skirt is too curious, it wraps around the hips lightly, and even the curve of the ravine can be seen clearly.He couldn't help but swallowed, trying to restrain the burning flame in his heart, and put his hand on it: "Go behind my back and do the surgery, how can a man have such an upturned butt."

The place touched by him was astonishingly hot as if it had been scorched. Han Ruiyuan's heart skipped a beat, afraid of being exposed, he quickly hid aside: "You still have the face to tell me, your thing is like a donkey's whip, how can the Chinese be so big, I see you just had surgery."

Thinking of the scene just now, his face was blushing, but he couldn't forget the super-sized Big Mac and the piercing pain.

If it is pierced by such a huge thing, it will definitely be torn apart, just thinking about it is terrifying.

"You ran because of this?" The man suddenly realized that he was extremely talented, and it was indeed not a size that ordinary people could bear.But he was not willing to endure it all the time. The result of cherishing it too much was seven years of repression, which caused the two of them to suffer unbearably, and missed too much: "As long as you do a good job of expanding and lubricating beforehand, you shouldn't get hurt."

"Should?" Hearing this sentence, Han Pangyuan felt a colic in his lower body, as if he had been strung on a Big Mac and was tortured.He subconsciously covered his buttocks, his voice was weak, and he said tremblingly: "Now you are stabbing me, of course with an expression that is no big deal, why don't you let me stab you. I don't have to, I'm [-]% sure with my The size won't make you feel any discomfort, how about it, dare to change the position!"

"What are you thinking about in your little head." Patting him on the back, the man opened the door leading to the transfer station, and a long passage appeared in front of him.It turned out that the so-called transfer station was a tunnel that could only be entered but not retreated. As soon as they entered, the door behind them disappeared into the void.

"Wow, so many vending machines!" There are a large number of vending machines neatly lined up on both sides of the tunnel.

In the city where Han Pangyuan lives, vending machines are not popular. Generally, they are only found in public facilities such as airports, parks, and movie theaters, and there are not many of them, so it is very new to him.

He ran over excitedly and observed them one by one.The machines sell all kinds of items needed for the game, including equipment, potions, small props and auxiliary supplies.In addition, it also provides multiple services such as resetting character attributes, modifying equipment appearance, and changing player names.But they all cost money, and they're expensive.There are two ways to get gold coins in the game. One is to kill monsters, and the other is to do tasks. He and Liu Lindong have never fought monsters or done tasks. They are both penniless masters.

However, he really needed to modify the shape of the equipment. After thinking about it, he rummaged through the bamboo basket for a while and took out a money bag: "Fortunately, I opened the treasure chest. There are 40 gold coins, half of which is for each of us."

In fact, 40 gold coins is really not much. It takes 15 to modify the appearance of the equipment, and the rest can buy some red and blue potions, which can't play a big role in improving.But Han Pangyuan still had a lot of fun. He put the money into the machine, took off two pieces of cloth and put them on the platform, and pressed the button to change the shape expectantly.However, after waiting for a while, not only did his skirt not deform, it also disappeared out of thin air.Immediately afterwards, a reminder came from the vending machine: "Equipment purple butterfly jade gauze clothes have been transformed successfully."

"Success? Where did it go!" Han Pangyuan looked at Liu Lindong inexplicably, and the man stared at his forehead and said, "Your skirt has turned into a flower tin."

"No way, which big man would run all over the street with this thing on his head, he's just crazy." There was a mirror next to the vending machine, and he leaned over to take a look, and there was indeed a purple pattern on his head, which couldn't be wiped off.

Looking at the vending machine again, there are densely packed small characters written on it, which probably means that this machine has the function of nihilizing physical equipment.There are many options, which can be turned into flowers, tattoos, facial lines, various birthmarks or moles, colorful crystal nails and so on.The default function is Huadian, and it cannot be reversed, so the butterfly-shaped pattern appeared on Han Pangyuan's forehead.

If the little purple butterfly is painted on the head of an ancient palace beauty, it will naturally have a special flavor, but it is really awkward to put it on the head of a big man.He wiped it with his hands first, and scratched it with his nails, and finally made his forehead red and didn't get rid of the thing.

"What can I do!" The only fig leaf was gone, he covered the key parts with his hands, and asked Liu Lindong for help.

"It's pretty, so let's do it." Although it's girly, it's better than two pieces of cloth, at least there will be room below the head, and you can change other equipment without losing attributes.Then, Liu Lindong put the big sword on it, put in a coin, and chose the arm tattoo option.Although the artifact is powerful, it is so big that it is very inconvenient to hold it all the time. It is better to turn it into a tattoo.Soon, the machine beeped, and the man took off his shirt, and there was a string of words on his left arm——I am the only one in the world to attack!

……

Because you can't choose a specific pattern, what comes out is really a speechless tattoo.

In stark contrast to the idiot's speechless expression, the man seemed very satisfied, stretched out his hand to pinch his chin, and smiled evilly: "Even the system agrees that I am the general attack, and you still want to resist?"

"Liu Lindong, you big bastard, if you dare to put that thing in, I'll kill you!" With the bamboo basket on his back, Han Pangyuan ran to the machine selling equipment, wanting to buy some clothes to wear.Helplessly, the equipment was astonishingly expensive, and the cheapest linen robe cost 50 gold coins, which was simply unaffordable.He was extremely frustrated, it's okay that there are no other players here, isn't it ridiculous to be naked in the next level, he can't afford to be ashamed of this!

"Entering a new level will give you clothing and props suitable for the content of the story, but without adding attributes." Liu Lindong walked in front and analyzed calmly.

He was right, the plot background of each story is different, it is impossible to let them continue to wear the clothes of the previous level, except of course the equipment with attributes.Han Pangyuan heaved a sigh of relief after hearing this, and couldn't help but grab the corner of Liu Lindong's clothes. He felt that this action was too childish, so he let go after less than two seconds: "What about the next level, you know what I wrote, It’s not good to become a strange identity.”

The level of Sex Academy is actually a story full of S&M from beginning to end.The content is nothing more than that a highly respected trainer built a castle in the remote mountains, established his own S&M kingdom, lived a life of wine and meat, and even the air was full of corruption.

The roles in it are roughly divided into four categories-masters, guests, slaves, and teaching aids.

The master is naturally the commanding height, but there are also classes among the masters. The most prestigious is King, the founder of the castle, followed by the law enforcers who execute his orders, and finally the ordinary S in the lower class.Ordinary S has a large number of people, including King's disciples, novice trainers from other clubs, technicians from the castle itself, etc. Then there are guests. As an S&M paradise, it will naturally attract many fans with the same interests. , so the castle is a senior membership system, open to the public, but only for specific people.

Above is the upper class in the castle, next comes the slaves without any rights.

Like all regular clubs, there are many kinds of slaves here.There are cute and pampered human-shaped dogs, torture slaves who can withstand heavier punishments, sex slaves who are better at exercising on the bed, etc.There are so many types that it is impossible to list them all.

Finally, there is the lowest status-teaching aids.The so-called teaching aids are the teaching props that King used when teaching other trainers. Most of the time they are used as demonstrations, and they are also used as practice objects for the academy.The status of teaching aids is even lower than that of slaves. They cannot even be pets. To people, these teaching aids are inanimate objects that can be used and discarded at will.

"It's fine if one of them becomes the host or the guest, but if one of them is not careful, the two of us will be the abused one..." He looked at Liu Lindong uneasily, not daring to think about it.The man had a gloomy face, as if he was thinking about this question.He thought for a while and said, "Then I will kill King and become the boss myself."

This was not a joke, he had a plan in mind, exchanged the remaining gold coins for poison and hidden weapons, and opened the door to the next level after making complete preparations.

After coming out of the tunnel, there is a dense virgin forest in front of you. The towering trees grow densely, covering the sky and the sun.There are wild flowers all over the forest, and the air is fresh, which is much more refreshing than the previous level.Han Pangyuan gradually let go of his defenses, and started to play around like an outing. Liu Lindong didn't stop him, but just smiled at his running around.They walked like this for a long time before they came to the bottom of a valley. In front of them was a white European-style castle surrounded by a clear moat like ancient European buildings.

After passing the suspension bridge and entering the castle area smoothly, the system voice said: Players Liu Lindong and Han Pangyuan have entered the game.

"Hey, why didn't you report your attributes?" As soon as he entered the game, he changed his clothes, but the strange thing was that the system didn't prompt the current level and attribute assignment as usual.However, they changed into black leather suits and riding boots, no matter how they looked at them, they were not dressed like slaves.Han Pangyuan smiled proudly: "Hahaha, that's great, they are all S. Although the level is relatively low, it's better than being a slave. Go upgrade now, and then leave this ghost place as soon as possible."

Just as he finished speaking, he was still stunned when a bolt of lightning suddenly fell from the sky and knocked him down!

"It hurts, it hurts to death!" He touched his head and stood up, looking around, and found that the surrounding environment became incomprehensible.

He seems to be in an unrealistic plane. Although the killing game of gods is not the real world, it still simulates everything in the natural world, and here is full of wonderful electronic feeling.He stood up, called Liu Lindong's name loudly, walked forward along the dotted line in the darkness, until he came to a space with many metal grids, which gave him a feeling of being in the data, like the Matrix or something movie of.

He looked around, and he probably had a solid idea: "There is a bug, which has pulled me into the core of the game."

He walked on, looking around curiously.There are pictures in each metal grid, which seem to be the various levels of the game, but there are also some plots that do not belong to the novel he wrote.Because he only experienced one level, he didn't know if it was the content that appeared later, but some scenes had nothing to do with meat text.

Immediately afterwards, he discovered some differences. There was a scrolling table on the virtual screen in the middle, and statistics were kept.

There was a lot written on it densely, and Han Pangyuan was so shocked that he couldn't speak after only one glance, and then his scalp was numb and he was sweating profusely.If he guessed right, this game is not simple at all, he and all the players are involved in a huge conspiracy!

He started to chill and was swept away by fear, and the data on the screen kept scrolling. The first thing he saw was——God of War, Hellbird, with 179 players, 172 deaths, and 7 passers; People, 243 deaths, 230 passers; Underworld Lord, 13 players, 159 deaths, 155 passers; War Goddess Sura, 4 players, 794 deaths, 620 passers...

Didn't the God of Transmigration promise that players who enter the game will not really die, so what exactly are these deaths?

He continued to look down. This seemed to be the ranking of the gods whose game had ended. There were 14 in total.Soon, the in-progress list came out. Han Pangyuan stared at the screen and finally found the God of Time Traveling.

Alan Turing, the god of time travel, has 121 players (in progress, the upper limit is 500), 0 deaths, and 0 passers-by.

In the game they killed three people from Absolutely Charming Squad, but the death count is not shown.In other words, the number of deaths shown here is not the death that can be reborn in the game, but the real death!

"How could this be..." He couldn't believe what he saw, and slowly stepped back.I don't know what mechanism was triggered, and the alarm rang loudly.After a while, a white light appeared in the void, gradually forming a human form, a robot guard with a gun, he said mechanically: "Intruder, find the intruder. Destroy, must be destroyed."

"What kind of intruder? It's obvious that you brought me in." The humanoid machine looked like a man to be trifled with, with a cold voice and weapons on its back, all aiming at Han Pangyuan: "The intruder must be destroyed!"

A red light appeared on the front of the weapon, and the robot attacked without hesitation. There was no place to hide in the electronic space, and it was simply a living target.But Han Pangyuan didn't want to die, so he ran instinctively, constantly avoiding attacks.After dodging a series of attacks, he fell down in embarrassment and rolled a few times on the ground. He was about to be hit by a laser cannon, but the God of Transmigration suddenly appeared and easily deflected the laser beam: "Ah, sorry, sorry, because it is It’s a new system, so something went wrong, so I’ll send you out.”

He helped up the frightened Han Pangyuan, drew a circle in the void with his hand, and threw him out.

"To be on the safe side, erase this memory of yours." These were the last words Han Pangyuan heard before he lost consciousness...

The author has something to say: JJ has been smoking a lot recently, unable to log in to the website, and keeps saying that I am not a registered user.I made seven or eight error calls, looked for customers, editors for help, cleared the cache, changed browsers, and followed their methods for several days.Kneeling, it's not that I don't change it, it's that JJ's chrysanthemum is too tight, I can't get in, woo woo woo.