You can't hurt the author who wears meat

"A pervert who tortures and kills small animals, you can also bully a weak one who has no resistance, and a stronger opponent would not dare to give a fart." Han Pangyuan took two steps back, even though he was flustered, he still stabilized his figure and tried his best to behave Take your time.

Facing a much stronger opponent, head-to-head is not the best policy. It is best to irritate him, let him attack actively, and then lose the green name protection and be surrounded by NPCs.

With an idea in his mind, he said: "A person like you who bullies the weak and fears the hard is a loser in real life. Judging from the fact that you wear a mask to hide your true colors and even gave you a very directional name, your heart Inferiority, lack of necessary self-confidence. You are worse than most people, so you can only show your strength by bullying the weak, so as to satisfy your ugly heart. It’s like those men who beat their wives, who got angry outside and had sex with their grandchildren Nodding and bowing the same, and using force to satisfy vanity when you get home. It's ridiculous, why don't you fight someone who is better than him if you have the ability? In fact, you and them are the same kind of people, a coward and a mental disorder. This is a disease and needs to be cured!"

"I can't tell, the mouth is quite powerful." He was wearing a mask, so he couldn't see his expression, but his voice was a little impatient: "As expected of the person I like, it's interesting."

"I won't be happy to be favored by a pervert like you." Han Pangyuan silently counted the time in his heart, for fear that Liu Lindong would not be able to survive and had to deal with the enemy as soon as possible.He raised his chin and said again: "Differences do not conspire with each other, I think your Excellency also understands this truth. If you don't mind, I will take my leave first."

"Hey, you little pig's feet, where are you going?" Before he could take a step, the perverted man suddenly moved to his side and grabbed his arm.

The familiar tingling sensation came again, Han Pangyuan trembled instinctively, before he had time to react, he fell into the arms of Absolutely Charming.His body was soft, and even his senses became dull, like a ball of cotton soaked in water, becoming heavy and directionless.Although he was exhausted to the point where he could only be manipulated by others, there was no sign of surrender on his face. The expression of this imprisoned animal made the man feel at ease, and he made a pleasant voice: "It's useless to have a strong mouth, but a stupid brain!" You will be caught by me."

He smiled, rubbed Han Pangyuan's cheek with his hand, looked at it for a while, his Adam's apple slid up and down, and cursed secretly: "Damn it, what kind of magic did you cast, how did you become so attractive."

"It's because of this dress. It's strange. Your charisma value is zero now. How can you have this effect?" He was obviously a little puzzled. He put the person flat on the floor for the time being, and began to study the two pieces of cloth, but he couldn't see anything. reason.

Because she was too concentrated, Absolutely Charming didn't notice that Han Pangyuan opened his eyes calmly, and didn't see the previous panic at all.He adjusted his breathing, moved his fingers, stood up abruptly, and tightened the small thorn with anesthetic on the perverted man's chest.The effect of this anesthetic is extremely fast, and it can make an adult unconscious in a few seconds, even a level 5 accident investigator is no exception.Looking at his body that fell like a stone, Han Pangyuan finally breathed a sigh of relief and smiled triumphantly.

If he could see the perverted man's expression, he must be shocked, and he couldn't figure out how the pig's trotters with low IQ were able to fight back.

"It is true that my attributes are negative for several items, but this is assigned by the system, and I have no right to choose. So you should also understand that even if my intelligence is negative, it only involves the amount of mana, not the amount of mana. It means I'm an imbecile." Han Pangyuan patted his butt, stood up calmly, kicked the perverted man's head, and smiled slightly: "If you use the same trick to deal with the enemy, the result can only be failure."

It was very strange when I was hit earlier. All players within level 5 only had one skill. These stalkers were either sprinting or hiding. None of their initial skills could cast poison. Why did they paralyze him to the point where he couldn’t move?At that time, he had a hunch that this was not a skill, but the effect of some kind of auxiliary item. The wound caused was so small that it did not constitute damage. Of course, it would not trigger the game rules. Losing the green name protection was not something the player could control.

His doubts quickly found the answer in the treasure chest!

The rare treasure chest contains a lot of self-defense items, including a ring with a hidden stinger.This ring can hide a poisonous needle, and it is controlled by a small mechanism. As long as it is inserted into a person's body, it will take effect in a very short time. However, it is a one-time item and must be discarded after use.

The absolutely charming team seems to use this thing to drug him, but there is an antidote for poison, and there is also a bottle of universal antidote in the treasure chest, just in case of accidents, he took one in his mouth before he came out.Although it is said that the anesthetic will make the whole body weak, but he still has the strength to crush the capsule, so he first set a trap, then let Absolute Charming take off his defenses, and finally knocked him down with an unexpected blow.

"Poor thing." He looked at the people on the ground and made an evaluation.

He took care of one, but before he could relax, he quickly put on the bamboo basket and ran towards the playground.

Over there, Liu Lindong was fighting hard, and there were many spectators gathered around, but no one joined the battle rashly.At this time, the shot was completely to help other teams. Only a fool with a flood of brains would be willing to do this kind of harm to others, so Han Pangyuan ran to the battle range without encountering any resistance.He didn't hide, he rushed in like a small steel cannon, shouting: "Lin Dong, hold on, I'm coming!"

The man's health bar bottomed out, and the situation was very bad, but he still stood in front of him: "You are crazy, go away."

"We are a small team, so we should advance and retreat together, and we can't do without anyone." Without thinking about it, he took out the pig's trotter and bit it off.

"Idiot, you will go into battle." The man was startled, and stretched out his hand to grab it. Just being distracted, he got a side kick from Tianxue and flew several meters away.Originally, his blood tank was empty, and he should have died after being hit hard, but Han Pangyuan should have chomped on the pig's trotters, and regained a bar of health.But the injury was too serious, and he couldn't stand up all the time, so he could only kneel on the ground to recharge his energy.

"You dare to add blood, fuck it, kill this guy first!" Tian Qing had a bad temper, so he raised the knife and went up.

Han Pangyuan's defense is low and his agility is low. Although he has a skirt that speeds up his movement, he is not as good as a stalker, so he can only dodge in embarrassment.

But he refused to give up. He chewed his pig's trotters and said vaguely: "Okay, you can kill me, I just go back to the furnace and rebuild. Don't you just start from level 1? There is no hidden function of refining artifacts, you bosses should be pissed off, and you will be the ones who will suffer, haha."

He doesn't know if death will redistribute skills and attributes, but at this critical moment, he can only fool around.

However, this sentence was very lethal, and the three brothers stopped their movements together, as if they were calculating the pros and cons.They knew that the chance of obtaining hidden skills was very low. If this guy died, it would be equivalent to missing a top-grade furnace.Tianxue even moved the team badge to his lips, and said a few words silently, it seemed that he was going to ask his elder brother for instructions, but he didn't know that the perverted man was in a panic now, not to mention giving orders, it was difficult to even make a sound.

After a few minutes of confrontation, he had already devoured the pig's trotter in his hand, and Liu Lindong, who was on the verge of death, was almost full of blood.He stood up silently and gave Han Pangyuan a look.

Han Pangyuan smiled, this kind of tacit cooperation has not been repeated for many years.He knew what Liu Lindong was going to do, even with just one look, he could understand it.He took a few steps back, put on an expression of fearlessness and continued to provoke: "What, are you afraid? A bunch of cowards!"

Tian Qing was impatient, she stepped forward cursing and disrupting the team, revealing several flaws.Just when they were negligent, Liu Lindong rushed up with his big sword, aimed at Tianyu, who had the least blood, and quickly made him pay for his actions.The situation was reversed in an instant, and it became 2v2. Liu Lindong was basically full of blood and had a treatment, but one of the opponents died, and the remaining two had only half of their blood left.

"Tianyu!" Impulse is the devil, there is no boss to command, one of the brothers died, Tianqing and Tianxue were confused, but Liu Lindong refused to give up, chasing and beating.

Han Pangyuan followed behind, adding blood while attacking with the props found in the treasure chest.The two cooperated tacitly, and unexpectedly beat Tianqing and Tianxue to nowhere, and soon defeated Tianxue.

But Lady Luck was temperamental and not always on their side.

Tian Qing, who was fighting alone, knew that she had no chance of winning, so she sprinted and fled despicably under the watchtower, leading the NPC into the battle.This time, the alarm sounded, and within a few minutes hundreds of heavily armed prison guards poured in, pointing their guns at the two of them.But Tian Qing had already fled to a safe place and hid, showing her head far away to observe the movement here.

"Put down your weapons and raise your hands. Only surrender can redeem your soul." The prison guard read out his lines mechanically, not recognizing the warden in front of him at all.Liu Lindong looked around and knew that it would be difficult to break out of the siege, so he said, "Xiao Yuan, I'm afraid we won't be able to pass this test."

"What's the matter, isn't it just resetting? It's another good man to reach level 5." In order to relax the atmosphere, he deliberately laughed: "It's not a loss for the two of us to replace the two of them."

"It's two for three." The man took a deep breath, raised his big sword violently, and slashed towards Tianqing's hiding direction.With all his strength, he transformed his health into the final blow of anger, and rushed towards Tianqing with billowing black mist, flying sand and rocks all the way, with an astonishing momentum.Tian Qing didn't expect him to have this move at all, he was exhausted and couldn't dodge it, and died on the spot under the sword energy.

But this move also angered the prison guards, bullets rained over, the man had no time to think, turned around and hugged Han Pangyuan, and the two fell down together.He was shot several times in the back, blood gushed out, but he used his body to protect him.

"Xiao Yuan." The blood bar bottomed out, almost unable to hold on: "Are you afraid?"

"No." Han Pangyuan shook his head lightly, speaking the truth.He hugged Liu Lindong's back with his hands, his hands were hot and humid, and blood flowed like a small river.Although he won't really die in the game, the pain is real, and the fear is real, but for some reason, at this moment, he is not afraid at all.

He hugged the man he loved deeply, and said calmly in his heart: "With you by my side, I have nothing to fear."

"Thank you." Liu Lindong looked at him, his eyes were gentle and full of affection, and the eyes of the two met, as if their souls were fused together.He lowered his head and kissed Han Pangyuan's forehead with his last strength, until the end of his life, he still called that name: "Xiao Yuan, my Xiao Yuan..."

After Liu Lindong died, Han Pangyuan slowly sat up, the people and things around him became blurred, and the world became black and white.He looked around blankly, as if he had lost his backbone.

A prison guard came up to him, pointed a gun at him, and said, "Drop your weapon and put your hands up."

The weapon, do you mean the trotter in his hand?He really wanted to laugh, so he tried to make an expression uglier than crying, and threw the pig's trotter in the prison guard's face: "Go to hell, bastard."

boom--

There was a gunshot, and the bullet pierced his forehead and flew out from the back of his head, splashing blood everywhere.All the pictures are turned over frame by frame like a deliberately slowed down lens.His body finally fell down uncontrollably, and he couldn't take his eyes off the man.At this moment, a familiar system prompt sounded in my ears: [System Announcement] Congratulations to players Liu Lindong and Han Pangyuan for obtaining keywords and entering the next level.

what! ?

The pain of the bullet piercing the skull completely disappeared, and even the minor injuries on his body disappeared. Han Pangyuan opened his eyes in puzzlement. He didn't roll back, and it was still level 5.But the surrounding environment has also changed. There are no prisoners watching, no vicious prison guards, and this place is no longer a dark island.He is now in a room with bright and clean windows, standing in front of the seemingly amiable God of Time Travel, and Liu Lindong is also there.

He quickly ran to the man's side, pulled his hand up and down to check, and he was relieved to make sure that there was no injury at all.

"Lin Dong!" He choked up, buried his head on the man's chest, his eyes were red.

"Why are you crying, you're useless." Although he said this, Liu Lindong's face was full of satisfaction, and he gently patted Han Pangyuan's back with his hands, stroking him up and down like a cat.

After they were all excited, the God of Time Travel who was leaning on the luxurious high-back chair said slowly: "Human society is developing, civilization is constantly innovating, and technology is getting more and more advanced. In the long river of history, modern people are afraid of the dark, afraid of loneliness, worried about the future, and melancholy about the weather; they always drink drearily, close themselves in empty rooms, escape from reality, and dare not face difficulties; people like suspicion, jealousy, doing nothing, Intrigue... This game itself is fictitious, but the purpose is to let everyone feel something and pick up the forgotten good qualities. Obviously, you have won the first item. Congratulations to the two who won the key word of the first level-courage. "

"Courage?" Han Pangyuan was stunned for a moment, then looked back at Liu Lindong, and found that the man was staring at him intently.

"My Xiao Yuan is very brave." The man cupped his face and kissed it affectionately.

"Hey, I'm talking about the two of you..." The God of Transmigration had black lines all over his head, and he obviously couldn't stand it anymore: "If you don't mind, I think you can go to the transfer station to replenish your equipment, and then go to the next level—Sex Academy .”

The author has something to say: I don’t know what’s wrong with JJ, I couldn’t post it after updating it several times, the same is true for the last chapter, but it seems that another girl can see it, what’s wrong! ! !