Delusional woman who wants to be a chef

Zooey suddenly realized that after inexplicably transmigrating, she was a monster that humans feared.She has become an ordinary girl who is loved and liked, and who can also obtain happiness.

This sudden change was a bit strange, but it still put Zooey in a surprisingly good mood.It's just that the biggest crisis facing Zoe at the moment is that her husband, who has always been in front of Zoe, insists on running to serve as a soldier.And go with determination.

Are you pampering him too much?As a result, Zoe, who was once the villain boss and the natural enemy of mankind, no matter how much he persuaded him, he would not listen!So, the husband is the same as the children, not to be coddled!

Zoe grabbed her hair vigorously, helpless in the face of her domineering husband Zoe. "Bullying" his baby, Zoe can still be ruthless.

So, Zoe made two extra heavy big stone toys and placed them on the children's beds.

As a result, her son kept trying to climb the rock.Her daughter has been staring at the stone without moving, as if trying to float the stone...

Zooey's Ma Ma watched Zooey doing such a strange thing, but just curled her lips and didn't say a word.Zooey's husband just glanced lightly.So the child floated up for no reason... and it became a common thing in this family.It was only now that Zooey seemed to realize that the walls of their house were much higher and more stable than other houses.

Zooey quietly made up her mind to solve the problem of her husband going to the army from the source.Going to be a soldier, there will always be an introducer, or a guide.Zoe made up her mind to get rid of it first, this bastard who would seduce other people's husbands to abandon their families and sons, give up the "money" job of gangsters, and go to serve as a soldier.

See how my husband is going to be a soldier?

So, Zooey followed her husband for two full days, but she didn't find anyone very special.Zooey's memory is actually very poor. Even in the past two days, a blond man passed by her husband several times.But there was no conversation, Zooey just regarded the other party as a passerby.

(Kneel down, aww, passers-by, another **oss was passed by the heroine.)

The truth is, Alvin actually had something to talk to Levi about.It's just that every time they meet, Alvin hasn't spoken yet.Levi starts to tell him not to talk to him with his eyes.

Alvin looked at Levi inexplicably, although it was strange, he did as Levi wanted.

After Levi left, a sweet-looking red-haired girl came over strangely, and then began to look around.

Even a place where a lot of gangsters gather.A group of rough men with five bigs and three roughs chose to retreat when they saw this girl for no reason.

Alvin knew the girl.Even if you have never seen her, you have heard her legend.

In fact, it has long been rumored to be crazy in the underworld of the capital.

A girl like a devil, she likes to cut off people's limbs as soon as she touches her hands.Kill your non-negotiable bully without paying!Robbing other people's money and forcing the other party to admit that it was the other party who cried and begged her to accept it.

What a wonderful family this is, to raise such a monster-like child.Fortunately, Levi, the hero of the underworld, married the devil back home.Since then, the girl finally completely quieted down.So later, the gangsters would always give Levi some face. (Nonsense, don't give face, do you dare? They just close the door and let their wives go, are you a bird?)

But even though she no longer appears, there are still various horror stories about her in the Tao.

When passing by, Alvin looked at the girl curiously.I heard that she is very powerful, but she can't be messed with.

As if knowing that she was being watched, Zooey suddenly turned to look at him.Then he pursed his lips and didn't speak.It seems that he doesn't want to cause trouble.

Zoe played tracking for several days in a row, but she didn't even see a single bird.Finally, Zoe violently smashed a table.The boss knows her, even if everyone is a gangster, they don't dare to provoke this devil.So, the boss, who was also harsh and vicious, took out a golden bag, and begged Zoe to accept it with a smile on his knees.

"When my husband came just now, you forgot to pay the money?" Zooey looked at the scarred old man with a kind smile on his face, a little irritable.

"Huh? Hmm." The boss is the boss, not only experienced, but also quick to respond.He understands the habit of finding excuses for collecting money.

"Forget it, I'll collect it on my behalf this time. Next time, pay the money on time. It's not me who said, what's wrong with you? People come to collect the money and don't take the initiative to hand it in. If this continues, who will stand in your way?" If disaster happens, who will protect your store?" Zoe criticized in a bad tone, with a face of righteousness to teach a certain boss who has a lot of face in the underworld.It's like the boss is educating his younger brother.The boss is an old Jianghu, even so, he still looked at this female beast with water in his head with a tolerant face.

Nima, as long as you don't have thick lines, no disaster needs him to stop it!

Zooey simply took the money and left.I even forgot about the money to accompany others on the table.

The boss graciously sent Zoe out.Then he ordered the buddy to quickly sprinkle salt to get rid of the mold.

Nima, he sincerely begged this female beast not to come to his store again.He has been on the road all his life, and he has done many bad things.When I get old and become good, I meet this kind of foolish girl with a Spartan brain and too much force.Who did he provoke?Or is this the retribution for doing bad things in the past?These days, female birds and beasts always come to hang around his shop, even the customers don't want to come.

Alvin was sitting in the store when Zoe staged the robbery of the underworld boss.So, witnessing this girl with a lack of IQ with my own eyes distorted the meaning of the boss.Then, he abruptly took other people's money and educated him.

Alvin couldn't help but began to feel puzzled.Was it the right choice for him to come to Levi?

Although Levi seems to be very reliable, the force value is very powerful.But how blind must this wife be to marry?

This kind of stuff doesn't know how to educate them at home.Is it really okay to just release it to endanger human beings?

Alvin sighed and left the store.After walking out, I saw the red-haired girl who only had good looks and was not up to standard in other aspects.It's a run-up, jumping towards Levi's back...

It feels very reliable, Levi, who has a super high force value, did not dodge with a black line all over his face, and let this guy jump on his back abruptly.Then, he walked home with her on his back.

It's all like this, this product is not honest.I said a word, if you don’t want to smoke, drive...

Levi wanted to throw her down and give her a lesson because this guy was too much.The other party was good, and hugged her neck tightly, as if she would not let go until she died.Levi had to admit it, and when he got home, he was taking care of this bastard who would never improve.

Because the short couple walked too slowly, Alvin had to speed up and overtake them.At the moment of passing, I heard the red-haired girl lying in Levi's ear and saying, "Husband, tell me, is that bastard who has no eyes seduced you? I must beat him into a pig's head , so that his parents can't recognize him!"

With a soft voice, she kept trying to please the other party, and kept pretending to be cute.But what he said made people feel stunned.

A bastard with no eyesight, Erwin almost fell down because of this sentence.Fortunately, his skill is not bad, and he straightened his steps abruptly.

It's just that there is a long arrow stuck in his left knee.

Levi glanced at him, then looked away.Alvin also looked expressionless.Only that idiot Zoe didn't notice that the "little three" she had been looking for for several days was walking beside her.

There was no result at all, and Zooey quickly adjusted her strategy. "Hey, hubby, I met a tall, rich and handsome man with blond hair who looks very strong yesterday. If you insist on running to serve as a soldier, don't blame me for cheating and chasing after Gao Fushuai." Zooey said fiercely with.Until her husband threw her down blushing because of "jealousy", and slapped her head hard.

The blond, rich and handsome Alvin almost fell down again.Another arrow stuck in his right foot.

Nima, let's go now.Knowing so many secrets, I don't know if I will be killed by this pair of dwarves.

Zooey looked at him with tears in her eyes, and said, "Husband, are you really going to commit domestic violence in public?"

"Shut up. Or divorce!" Levi looked at her anxiously.Isn't Nima not ashamed enough?Disgrace is lost in front of future colleagues.As if the bastard didn't feel ashamed enough, he continued to convulse.

Sure enough, Zooey became quiet because of this curse.And made a motion of closing his mouth.Then he ran to him in a dog-legged manner, and said cheerfully: "Why don't I carry you instead? Husband, I'm not talking about you, your health is too bad. You get tired after a few steps, so you can run like this." Serving as a soldier will only drag down the pig teammates. When the time comes, the pig teammates will all be killed by you, how will you accompany them? Or I will repair your body and wait three to 50 years before you are going to serve as a soldier Okay. Okay?" Zoe said excitedly, and then waved her arms exaggeratedly.

The pig teammate Alvin, who was cursed viciously and was bound to die, finally did not escape this time.Suddenly tripped over a small stone the size of a fingernail and fell to the ground.His knees were full of long arrows full of resentment.

Nima, who did he provoke?Go out and meet this pair of shorties, and the bad luck starts.

Emma, ​​no wonder people in the underworld say that Levi is a real man.This is really true.How strong and tenacious nerves and multiple tastes are needed to blindly fall in love with this kind of woman and marry her home?

Alvin simply collapsed, waiting for the pair of dwarfs to pass first.

Forget it, from now on, when he meets these two dwarfs on the street, he will always hide away.Save yourself a disaster.

"Shut up! Bastard." Levi's face was completely lost by the crazy wife.Zooey looked at him innocently.

So, without saying a word, he pulled Zoe and left.I walked past the fallen Alvin without even looking at him.Just took the stupid wife who threw his face home, and walked over...

Not far away, a child said to his mother who was holding his hand, "That blond uncle Ma Ma can't walk either!"

His mother said to him seriously: "That uncle's legs are sick. So you have to practice walking when you are young. Otherwise, your legs will get sick when you grow up. Isn't it embarrassing to fall down in the hall like this?" !"

"Mom, mom, I don't want you to hug me anymore! I must practice walking hard!" said the little friend clenched his fists.

Mom was smiling proudly all over her face.Went far away with my little friend.

"Very embarrassing" Alvin wanted to find a cloth and cover his face.

Nima, the Levi couple killed him.Alvin thought angrily.

Emma, ​​I don't know the two future male gods, who is more embarrassing than the other?

Anyway, it's half a catty, so don't laugh at anyone.The two were thinking evilly in their hearts at the same time.

(The landlord’s knees are covered with long arrows, which is definitely a great malice. The landlord is playing a spoof again. I’m sorry for you guys!)

The author has something to say: Cry, I was so nervous that I forgot to pick the time yesterday, and it will be updated every day at 12 o'clock from Sunday.