Delusional woman who wants to be a chef

Stalking and getting rid of the jerk who seduced her husband failed.No wonder before Zoe traveled through time, she heard that fighting against the mistress who seduced her husband was the biggest problem in a woman's life. (Someone is shot again in the knee.)

Since this trick failed.Zooey had to start thinking about other tricks.

However, gourmet buying is ineffective.Even if I made my husband's favorite pig brain meal, my husband just ate it expressionlessly.Even though Zooey looked at him with bright eyes, he just didn't have any expression of surprise.Instead, he squinted his dead fish eyes slightly and advised Zooey to eat more.

—Nimma, you love to eat pig brains!You should eat pig brains!Your pig brain just needs to be replenished!Crazy wife.

Incentives are also ineffective.Before going to bed, Zooey knelt down in front of her husband.Not only did he hand over his own small treasury.And also promised to continue to work hard to make money, to serve her husband as a cow and a horse, serving tea and pouring water, and riding on the saddle.And promise that in the future, no matter how big or small, he will obey her husband's teachings.

Wearing pajamas, the husband who was so sleepy that he was about to close his dead fish eyes saw a small treasury with a lot of weight.Sure enough, the dead fish's eyes widened instantly.Then he snatched the money bag.When a cow is a horse, serving tea and pouring water, before and after the saddle, the husband also readily accepts it.When Zooey promised that she would be obedient in the future, her husband seemed moved.

At that moment, her husband's face lit up.

In the darkness, the husband's body was covered with the brilliance of humanity.Husband, he had the joy of successfully taming a ferocious beast.

But what about promises?Quickly promise her that she will never serve in the army?

...No, nothing!

Zooey looked at her dead fish-eyed husband with veins all over her face.

"Can't Nima be so immoral and inhuman?" Zoe, who has always been a beast, has always been immoral and inhuman, finally scolded others angrily.

However, her husband let out a sigh of relief and said to Zooey, it's getting late, go to bed quickly.

That night, Zooey was finally so angry that she cried.All night long, she was arguing not to ask the bastard husband to sleep.

But the husband once again resorted to the trick of sleeping like a dead pig.

The next day, Zooey looked at her pig-like husband with bloodshot eyes.It seems that I have returned to the period of insomnia when I was newly married.

During breakfast, Zooey finally came up with a big move.Looking at her husband with a face full of happiness and longing, she said, "Hey, my husband has been married for so long. Let's go on a super romantic and luxurious honeymoon trip! Just use the small treasury I handed in yesterday! Maybe when we come back from the trip, the child will be gone. Got it!" While speaking, Zooey's heart was bursting into tears.She has saved that money for a long time.

If this continues, when will her shop become a luxury hotel?Probably hopeless.

The ideal of a master chef is also true.

The giant broke down the gate of Maria, and fewer and fewer people liked food.And it seems, because of the people within the walls of Mary, fled into the walls of Ruth.As the population increased dramatically, food became less and less.Although they live in the capital, she and her husband are both able to earn money, so the influence is not too great.However, people's demand for food is constantly decreasing.

"Honeymoon...travel? Didn't you already travel two years ago? You ended up looking for pig brains along the way. Instead of that, you might as well stay in the capital! It's easier to find pig brains. It's easier to replenish your brains." !" Her husband said harshly to Zooey.Then put down breakfast and get ready to go to work.

Zooey looked at him angrily, full of dissatisfaction with him, but helpless.

Facts continue to prove that at home, apart from Ma Ma, the husband is the real head of the family.And what Zoe said was useless.

Mrs. Baker just watched her daughter continue to challenge and fail, but she is still a daughter who keeps trying.Without saying anything, I turned to feed my grandson and granddaughter.

Before they got married, Mrs. Baker had hoped that her daughter could be the master of the family.After they got married, Zooey's performance kept disappointing her.Forget it, anyway, my daughter is living happily, that's fine.Who cares what they do?Who cares about them being treated like a little maid?Some girls just can't stick to the wall with mud, and it's useless for her to try hard.

And the twins who could talk just now just looked curiously at the mother who was exuding anger all over her body.They're used to it anyway.By the way, they seem to remember that Dad used to complain to them when they couldn't speak.

"Don't be like your mother, that bastard is convulsing every day!"

So, a new day started again with my mother's convulsions.

Zooey kept thinking wildly, searching for the movies and dramas she saw in her previous life, hoping to come up with a way to deal with her husband.

How to deal with your husband having an affair?Find Xiaosan, and then go to Xiaosan's unit to make a fuss about it... Call on the whole people to fight vixen...

Nima, she couldn't find out who the bastard who seduced her husband was?How to make trouble in other people's work units?

(Someone gets shot again!)

To deal with the husband who is determined to leave, find a stick and beat him up.Hit him once and for all, let him know who is the master of the house, who is the queen, and who is the boss!

Nima, she doesn't want to do anything to her husband at all, okay?I broke my husband's leg a long time ago.Still need to struggle until now?

(Someone's leg trembles. Damn they're so dangerous these days.)

Sharpen the kitchen knife at home, tuck one on the chest and one on the back, and find her husband for a showdown.Tell him if he doesn't agree, let's have a dead end?

Nima, this is simply impossible.If you really accidentally cut your husband down, you will feel distressed.Besides, she really hated the life she had now.She is doing so well.Why are you so overwhelmed that you have to die?

Woman, you are a combination of contradictions.Reluctant to pay, just want to gain.Tell you absolutely impossible!

Dressing up in a flashy way, bringing in your first love, arousing your husband's jealousy, and pulling back your husband's heart by the way?

Nima, she doesn't have any first love.Not even a bird of first love.Where can I find someone to pretend to be a mistress?The little apprentice is too young, can I borrow Alvana?Tell your husband, she's ready to have sex, okay?However, Alva's fiancé disappeared, and Alva was heartbroken.It's too much to ask someone to come over and help at this time!

(Alva is crying, as the only good friend of the pig's feet. She is so miserable, so miserable. Nima, she is professional to block the hole of the gun, so where the gun is shot, it will be blocked!)

Finally, Zoe finally thought of a feasible solution.Nima, the ultimate trick for women to treat men is seduction!

Zooey covered her face in embarrassment, then let go, and clenched her fists tightly.Nima used it.Make or break it.

Seduction begins with food supplements.

That night, Zoe made a drunken shrimp and lamb dish.Under Zooey's good-natured gaze, her husband ate greasy.The next day, my husband left home with a ruddy complexion.Zooey couldn't get up all morning.

Nima suffers from insomnia for a long time, and even a superman can't afford to indulge in sex.

Even more depressing is that it failed.Zooey couldn't figure out what kind of shameless bastard she was married to?All the benefits are taken for granted.Just brazenly not agreeing to her request.

Zooey was extremely disappointed, and finally made a decision.If your husband is shameless, don't blame her for being even more shameless.Her husband didn't save face to her, and she shouldn't save face to him either.Therefore, it is better to abandon face and use the most shameless trick.

Hmph, don't blame me for being unrighteous if you are unkind.Zooey thought through gritted teeth.

So a few years ago, the group of innocent passers-by watched Zoe's successful marriage proposal.Once again, I accidentally watched the murderous thigh-holding incident.It's still the same street, the busiest street in Wangdu.It's the time when the most people are there.

So when Levi, who thought he had grown up and was so thick-skinned that he was invincible, was still like being struck by lightning after Zoe cried and hugged his thigh again.

Nima, he knows that his wife has been ill for a long time.He's used to it, really.He also thought he was mentally prepared.But can't this kind of embarrassing thing be done at home?If it really didn't work, he reluctantly accepted to change to a small alley that no one passed by.Nima's deep well ice hobby, he reluctantly accepted it.But don't make such a fuss under the watchful eyes of everyone?

Although he has never been the kind of person who regards majesty as everything.He also doesn't care about saving face anymore.She cared about face, and would only die of anger, thunder, and depression from that shameless beast of Zoe.

But, can we stop being ashamed of ourselves on the street?

Is it really too much for him to make such a small request to his crazy wife?

Fortunately, Levi at this time is no longer the silly young man he was back then.Fighting against his mentally ill wife in the past few years has allowed him to accumulate a wealth of combat experience.Therefore, he decisively seized the opportunity while his wife hadn't exerted herself.Quickly picked up Zooey who was hugging her thigh.Then, kiss in the street.And said in front of the crowd: "Honey, I know how much you love me, but we don't need to confess in the street. The child is born, so you don't want to be romantic in the street!" Levi said through gritted teeth.

Damn, my wife who doesn't have enough brains, sure enough, she hasn't reacted because of an emergency.Missed the best time to hug his thigh with strange force.And because of the hot kiss, the brain crashed directly.

Nima's confession in the street is better than acting as an infatuated woman's heartbreaker in the street!

Before Zooey turned the corner, Levi quickly put Zooey on his shoulders and walked home.And decided to choose a trail with few people in the future...

When they left, they heard some young girls acting like a baby.

"I don't care, I want you to confess your love to me in the street. Otherwise, we will break up." The girl said proudly.

The male friend clenched his fists vigorously and watched the Shenjingbing couple leave angrily.Nima, he can't do such a shameful thing.

"Then let's break up. I really can't do it." The boyfriend finally said miserably, with tears in his eyes.

"You coward, break up!" The girl slapped her boyfriend angrily, turned around and left.

Nima, in this wicked world, a shameless man can hardly survive.

After being carried for a while, Zooey finally wailed, "Husband, you shameless bastard. You haven't promised me yet!"

"I'm sorry, it's only this matter, no!" Her husband's voice was nice, full of apology.

Zooey finally couldn't help crying and was heartbroken.

"You beast, let's wait and see. Tell you I won't let you go, bastard!" Zoe said harshly while crying.Her tears kept flowing back.Until her husband put her down and wiped away her tears.Then he said to her with a serious face: "I will not die."

Zooey kept crying until her husband picked her up and carried her home.

The author has something to say: ps: I was too anxious yesterday, and found that there was a typo orz in the last chapter... I thought, otherwise, I will update it at night.How about swollen starting at 8 o'clock tomorrow?

If you have time, check again before updating.In fact, I put this article in the draft box, and I have a designated point.Then when I was writing, I went through the first draft and corrected typos after writing.The second revision and deletion again corrected the typo.I threw the draft box and corrected it again.

Post it up and see, there are typos =⊙﹏⊙b Khan=

When I was in school, I studied very hard but my grades were not good. It was so sad.

orz... I really feel uncomfortable when I see a typo.Want to change but dare not change...

I don't understand either.I don't even know where the update list is... It seems that if I change a typo, he will update it =囧囧 said with spirit, it's a shame to correct the typo.

From the next chapter, I will try my best to avoid repairing typos!

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Husband and wife torture:

Question [-]: What is your first impression of each other?

Bumpman: That bastard who bought sweet potatoes!

Little monsters: fish-lipped humans!

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The second question: Which of the two of you confessed to the other first?

The little monster's eyes sparkled: Husband, did he confess his love first?

Bumpman looked at his wife with her eight-character eyebrows: Hu Ming is obviously you?

The little monster looked at her husband with upside-down eyebrows: How can there be?Obviously it's you!It happened in chapter 23, did you forget?

A huge drop of sweat dripped from Bumpman's forehead: You obviously forced me to say that.If I don't tell you, you just... Forget it, was that you who confessed first?

Little Monster: Where is it?

Ultraman:……

Little monster: I didn't hear clearly!

Bump Man gritted her teeth: That time I hugged my thigh in the street!

The little monster curled his lips: Then... it doesn't count!At that time, I just wanted to take the fish-lip human back home and give it to Mama!

Bump Man: (Looking at my nirvana) Well, since it doesn't count, get a divorce right away!

Little Monster: (Wags hands and shakes tail) My husband was the one who confessed to you that time!That's right.I love you the most!