Delusional woman who wants to be a chef

The comrades-in-arms walked quietly on the way to the base.

The irascible Levi took his beautiful-looking wife with high strength, but she didn't know what was in her mind, and rode at the end of the team on horseback.

"Gavin, did you accompany the goddess out of the city?" Alva asked heartlessly.

"Well, I want to see if you are still alive." Gavin said flatly, with an indescribable decadence on his face.

"Gavin, you are scared when you see a giant for the first time!" Alva looked at him bluntly.

"Don't worry, everyone will be scared when they face a giant for the first time. They are childhood sweethearts anyway, so I am not afraid of losing face in front of you. When I first met a giant, I was so scared that I peed my pants." Alva was not there Smiling contentedly, he squinted his eyes and looked into the distance.

"Did you pee your pants? Really?" Gavin looked at Alva in disbelief.

As a childhood sweetheart, he certainly knew how strong Alva was.This guy is as thick-skinned as a rogue.Basically there is nothing to dare to do.And very capricious, he is a toubob at home.Do whatever you want, completely disregarding the feelings of your family members.

In fact, Gavin had forgotten Alva's gender for a long time.

When Ivan agreed to marry her, Gavin went crazy.Then I kept wondering if Ivan was sick?If you can't think about it so much, why did you fall in love with Alva?There are too many good women in this world.

But the fact is that Ivan probably really cares about Alva and doesn't want her to marry someone else.Ivan is a big man who is not stingy, he has been strong since he was a child, and has strength that ordinary people don't have.What matched it was Ivan's arrogance.

In fact, Ivan looked down on weak people a bit.Even though he grew up together, Ivan still looks down on Gavin.

It's just that Alva likes to be the king of the capital with Gavin, so Ivan joined them.

Then, Ivan and Alva got engaged.The two of them began to fall in love through letters.

During the holidays, Gavin also saw the two big men walking on the street together.It doesn't seem so unacceptable for them to look like that.So Gavin began to change his mind.Perhaps Ivan and Alva will be particularly happy in the future.

It's just that the giant has broken the dreams of many people.People are forced to wake up from the imprisoned happiness...

After Maria's city wall was broken, Ivan suddenly disappeared... Even if it was only a missing person, most people agreed that he was dead.

Afterwards, Alva seemed to start going crazy...

"So, Gavin, don't be burdened, you are already very brave." Alva comforted Gavin softly.

Seeing Alva again, she lost a lot of weight.Still tall and energetic.Alva seems to have boundless energy.It's just that she seems to be slowly thinning herself out.

If we say that Alva used to be a robust young man, but now he is slowly turning into a slender and beautiful boy.Still unfeminine and unfeminine.But with an indescribable feeling.Alva seems to have finally grown up.

"Once I was injured and thought I was going to die. Then I somehow survived. When I woke up again, my companion came to save me. However, at that time, I felt that the person by my side was, Ivan. I may or may not be crazy. Gavin, people are really weird. When he is standing next to you, you take him for granted. Then, suddenly, he disappears, and you are like Broke my own arm. Pain, unbearable pain. Maybe you think I'm crazy, Gavin. Maybe I'm crazy. But, I can feel it. Ivan, he lives in this world So, I will continue to search until the end of my life." Alva said firmly to Gavin.As if swearing.Her eyelids drooped, making it impossible to know what she was thinking.

Alva comforted his childhood sweetheart, Gavin, and soon rode his horse and ran towards Zoe.

This guy doesn't have it at all, it would be shameless to be a light bulb for other couples, this kind of self-knowledge.

"Oh, God, how have you been recently? I heard that you gave birth? Is it a boy or a girl?" Alva said cheerfully, looking very energetic.

Zooey doesn’t hate Alva either.This thick-skinned guy can be regarded as her only friend in this world.

"Well, they're twins again, both girls. The older one has black hair and black eyes, very much like her father, and the younger one has blond hair and blue eyes." Zoe said with a smile, with a happy look on her face.

"Hey, will there be a child with blond hair and blue eyes in your family?" Alva stroked his golden hair and looked at Zooey curiously.

"Of course there will be blond hair! Blonde hair is beautiful. The eyes are like the color of the sky. I Mama said, that is the child God gave us." Zooey said it as a matter of course, very excited.Then he brought the horse close to her husband, as if she wanted to reach out and hold his arm.

"Ahem. That...my grandma is blonde and blue-eyed!" Levi lied of course, trying to pass the matter along.

Emma, ​​he's a double black, pure black.Only God knows, his ancestors have had the same hair color as him for generations.

Ah, hey, is it okay to talk nonsense like this?Even without parents.

However, that idiot Alva really believed it. "That's it. Inheritance is really amazing. Haha."

Zooey couldn't help but look at her husband.Like Ma Ma, he chose to lie.The one with blonde hair and blue eyes is obviously her.They all knew it, but they all chose to lie.

Inexplicably Zooey grabbed his hand.He also shook her back and quickly let go.

"Be honest, don't just talk nonsense."

He spoke seriously, but Zooey knew that he was telling her to keep her secret.

"Got it." Zooey puffed up her face like a meat bun.The mood has become very good.

"Husband, hubby, I'll cook something delicious for you today!" Zooey said excitedly.

"It's been a long time since you have eaten a meal cooked by a chef-level master. The taste won't drop a lot, right? It doesn't matter, just let me save your food concept." Zooey said passionately, as if she was full of courage .

Hey, red-haired girl, have you forgotten that this is the wild, where giants appear at any time?

But why, at this time, looking at this girl who doesn't know what kind of brains she has, why do she suddenly feel a little cute?

The onlookers all unanimously distanced themselves from the couple.

That idiot Alva roared excitedly. "Great God, my tongue is waiting for your rescue. It will also have my share, right?"

"Of course." Zooey looked at her number one fan with a smile.

"Take care of yourself!" Sometimes, as a great god, seeing fans so worthless is also a very happy thing.

Zoe and Alva finally got together again, discussing the inexplicable topic of diet.Alva is complaining about their chef, there is no limit to his level.Zoe is telling her about the dishes she has recently researched...

Gavin finally couldn't stand it anymore.Alva, this bastard, doesn't he know that he will be trampled to death by giants if he disturbs other people's love?Or is she finally being hit by love and planning to take the lily route?

But, even Lily, don't look for the red-haired girl.Didn't you see the dwarf next to you, isn't the look in your eyes already bad?

"Hey, Alva, I have something to tell you!" Gavin called Alva's name seriously.

Alva was finally taken away by Gavin.And never came back along the way.

Finally, only the two of them remained.

"Is everything okay at home?" Her husband asked Zooey casually, his attitude seemed to be quite gentle.

"Well, it's good. For a while, the price of potatoes has risen very high. It seems that everyone is almost out of food. I have made up my mind and made up my mind to go to the palace to challenge the 'Royal Chef' again. Ma Ma but Take out your small treasury. Husband, we are also considered rich, why didn't you tell me earlier?" Zooey looked at him excitedly.

As a result, her husband looked at her with dead fish eyes. "Hey, the treasury will not be spent by you, right?"

"How is it possible? Do you treat me like a child? I know I want to save money, and I bought the neighbor's house at a low price. Then I turned it into a vegetable field. In this way, our family will not I'm afraid there will be no food." Zooey looked at him excitedly, as if begging for praise.

But his face was covered with black lines, and he looked at her helplessly.Finally, he didn't say anything to pour cold water on.

Nima, 25 people were sent to the battlefield, and the food shortage problem of human beings has been alleviated.You still buy a woolen house and make it into a vegetable field?If you must buy it, will you buy a farm soon?

Forget it, he didn't even bother to talk about her.Her mind has been flooded, and he has long been used to it.

"Is there any money left?" Her husband asked Zooey helplessly.

"Hey, husband, are you a fool? It's just a house, but we are rich! Of course there are some leftovers." Zooey looked at her husband, suspicious that his brain had been photographed by a giant.

Nimei, his IQ was once again suspected by Shen Jingbing's wife?really……

"Husband, you have been in the wild, so it must be very difficult to catch pigs. Have you never eaten pig brains after such a long time? Hey, my husband didn't mean you. Why do you have to eat pig brains? What an evil thing to be a picky eater, and pork is very expensive now. You can just find a wild animal to make do with it, can't you?"

Hey, Mrs. Shenjingbing looked at him indulgently with those eyes that you are messing around again.What the hell is going on with this tm?

Who should fill the brain?You should make up for it, right?

He made up his mind to go home next time and buy a farm to raise pigs for his wife's brain.But, before he could act...

"But hubby, don't worry, when you get home, you can eat your favorite pig brains. Because I bought a farm to raise pigs for you." Zooey looked at him excitedly, as if she had something indescribable. joy.

At that moment, Levi, whose force value exceeded the standard, couldn't help but staggered with the horse even though he was riding on the horse.

Nima, that strange tacit understanding is thick again.

Bastard, I really want to beat my crazy wife to death, do I really want to beat her?

Nima, who loves pig brains the most?Who should make up the pig's brain?

What is going on with that farm?This idiot really squandered his No. [-] small treasury!

He knew that he couldn't expect too much from this product.

But now, what else can he do?

At the end, Levi was so angry by Shen Jingbing's wife that he laughed.

He was already used to her.

Is it not?

I'm used to her brain flooding, I'm used to her talking nonsense, I'm used to her acting, I'm used to her nonsense, I'm used to her being unable to keep money...

They met, got acquainted, fought, pretended to be lovers, got married, lived together, had children...

After so many years, he really got used to it.

"Hey, what are the names of the two daughters?" The husband suddenly changed the subject.really……

"Little lion, little girl!" Zooey said with a smile.

The husband didn't smile, nor did he look angry.Just poking her head.

"I knew it. I shouldn't have expected anything from you, fool!" His voice was calm, not angry at all.

"Hey, husband, is this our second honeymoon trip? Will we go home together? Let me say yes first, even if you drive me away, I won't go. This time I will definitely I will take you home." Zooey said childishly, like an oath.

"Idiot, this is a battlefield, do you know that? If you want to fight, your life will be in danger, do you know that?" Her husband scolded Zooey seriously.

"I know! What about the battlefield? What about fighting giants? At least when I'm alive, I can be happy every day, can't I?" She still smiled silly, looking a little cute.

He's really used to her.Even got infected by her virus.Otherwise, he wouldn't think that his wife is actually very cute.

The author has something to say: Happy Year of the Horse!I'm grabbing 0 points again!I wish you all a happy New Year of the Horse!

=========== 100 questions for couples =====================》

Question 7: Which habit of your partner do you hate the most?

Little Monster: Husband, he is constipated.Rush to the toilet every morning!

Bumpman: You are constipated, your whole family is constipated, except your husband!

The little monster looked at Bumpman faintly: Then, my husband, what do you hate me the most?

Bumpman: Draw me as a dog!He insisted that it was a wolf!Your sister's wolf wags its tail?