Delusional woman who wants to be a chef

Zoe followed her husband into the base.So I went into the kitchen, intending to show off and let these old-fashioned taste the food made by the master chef.

"Hey, where's the commander?" Soldier A accidentally asked.

"Huh? The head of the regiment seemed to say that he has some plans to make!" Soldier B interjected.

"Hey, I heard that Levi's wife came to him. Oh, I suddenly want to get married!" Soldier C said enviously.

"Just kidding, even if you are married, it is impossible for your wife to come to you. Do you think that a woman can cut giants like Levi's wife, like a carrot?" Soldier A despises this incomprehensible Soldier C.

"That's right, that woman is really amazing. And she's pretty." Soldier C said enviously.

Don't be kidding, try marrying a monster like that.Levi is definitely a man who is marrying with his life.The head of the group who carefully "made" the plan in the room complained silently in his heart.

Nima, he doesn't want to see that woman.Who knows what kind of strange things will happen after seeing it?So, he decided to work hard until the red-haired woman left.For the freedom of all mankind, contribute all your heart and soul!

Zooey was in the kitchen, arranging the ingredients.A woman with glasses and a ponytail suddenly walked in nervously.

"That...you...is Levi's wife?"

The girl with glasses looks average, but her ability is still good.Of course, that is relative to ordinary people.For the villain boss Zoe, who is she?

Zooey put down the kitchen knife seriously, and turned to look at the woman with glasses.Finally, he couldn't help but folded his arms and pinched his fingers.

Could it be that... that important plot in the legend... is finally coming?

"Who are you?" Zooey calmly looked at this woman who lost a lot of her in appearance, and a few streets behind her in other aspects.

"Oh, I forgot to introduce. My name is Han Ji. By the way, what a coincidence, my last name is your name. Thinking of this, I feel very close." The woman named Han Ji looked at Zoe and smiled nervously , with a kind of inexplicable flattery.

The moment Han Ji lowered his head and adjusted his glasses, an inexplicable frenzy suddenly flashed in his eyes.But Zoe saw it very sensitively.It seems that she is finally going to show her fox tail.

Zooey lowered her eyelids, waiting for her to continue to move.

"Miss Zoe, I heard that Miss Zoe seems to be very strong." Han Ji, who had some special intentions, finally couldn't help asking.

Hmph, she already knew that it was always like this in the plot, starting with pleasing, right?

Slowly approaching the stupid and idiot heroine, making friends and pretending to be girlfriends, right?

After becoming good friends, the highlight is, right?

"Oh, it's okay." Zooey looked at Han Ji and said calmly.At the same time, in order to frighten this guy, he added: "If you come with dozens of people, it will not be a problem to kill or maim them all." So it is not a problem to beat you to death or maim you.

Zoe spoke casually.

It's a pity that Han Ji, whose mind has drifted to another dimension, didn't understand the threat hint from the heroine at all.

Han Ji looked at Zooey excitedly, and then asked, "What? Ms. Zoe is so powerful? Um... what did Ms. Zoe eat to grow up? Did you receive any special training? How powerful is Ms. Zoe? How fast is it? Is there any nirvana? Can you give me a nail or a piece of hair? Of course, it would be even better if you drip blood?"

Han Ji kept talking, getting closer to Zooey.

Zooey squinted at her, but her mood became more and more unhappy.

Such stuff as Nima really makes people unhappy.

If it is to distinguish the humans that Zoe must kill.

The ones Zoe hates the most are those who think they are great, like gods, looking down on everyone from above.Then a "scientist" who plays with other people's lives unscrupulously.

Every time I meet such a fanatical research lunatic, especially a bastard who focuses his fanaticism on himself.

Zoe always...can't help but want to crush these scumbags into pieces.

In fact, Zoe used to do the same.Before transmigrating into this world, Zooey used to be nervous when she saw a white coat for a while.

Zoe had a convulsion, and the unlucky ones were small and stupid human beings.So crushed, and crushed...until leaving, changing places...

However, up to now, the crazy Zoe was put on invisible shackles.Even if I think this guy in front of me is annoying.

However, when he thought of her husband, the murderous desire hidden deep in his heart gradually faded away.

This nasty guy... is my husband's colleague.It's not good to just crush him to death, right?Zooey hesitated.

However, Han Ji, an idiot, fell into a state of frenzy and stood in front of her completely ignorant of the danger.

"Oh... you mean chef training? What is this? My little apprentice can beat more than a dozen people. My little apprentice's younger brothers and sisters can also do it under my training. Once I was in the capital, there were I thought about helping a certain society with training. But those fools are not very enthusiastic about this matter. This is really stupid, don’t you think? They deserve their territory to be robbed by others.” Zooey perfunctory Han lucky.

"Chef training?" Han Ji looked at her suspiciously.

"That's right, haven't you heard of it? Every top chef is a top chef? For example..." Zooey suddenly took out a small fork from nowhere, and then began to quickly, in front of Han Ji, waving...

Soon, the clothes on Han Ji's left arm were shredded into rags.But Han Ji, who had already entered a state of frenzy, was completely unaware of Zoe's intentions.Instead, he looked at Zooey in surprise.

"Can a fork do this too? Miss Zoe?" Han Ji's eyes lit up instantly.He looked straight at Zooey.

"Okay. Hey, hey, let me just ask, do you really, then, like short people?" Zooey squinted her eyes without looking up, but took a step towards Han Ji.

"I like it." Han Ji took a step back excitedly.

She likes all powerful and mysterious people or things, including of course the "dwarf" in front of her.Maybe this one in front of her will surpass the giant and become her true love.

"That...can't you let go of your liking?" Zooey continued to ask.Another step forward.

"How can this be?" I really like Miss "Short" now.

Han Ji took another step back, and for no reason, under the gaze of the other party, she just wanted to back off.

"Even if the other party is already married and has children?" Zooey continued to move forward.

"Of course!" It would be even better if you were not married and had no children.Maybe we can join the survey corps with her.

Han Ji continued to back away.

"Then...you can go to hell!" Zoe suddenly threw the fork.

In her hand, the fork was like a sharp knife, shooting straight at Han Ji...

Han Ji couldn't even hide.Until the knife sliced ​​through the skin of her neck and slammed into the wall behind her.

It took a long time for Han Ji to realize that he was not dead.It's just that I can smell a faint smell of blood.

What the hell is going on here?

Han Ji gently touched his neck, and sure enough, he touched blood.It didn't hurt the throat, but it scratched the skin of the neck.What was even more frightening was that the fork plunged straight into the wall behind her.

Han Ji suddenly felt scared.

If at that moment, Zooey really wanted to kill her.She didn't even have a one percent chance of escaping.Hanji's glasses accidentally dropped on the ground.However, Han Ji opened his eyes wide, looking at Zoe who was exuding strong malice all over his body.

Zooey just looked at her with blood-red eyes, and stood still.And there was even a distance between them.Even so, Han Ji still had the urge to run away.She seems to have finally provoked someone she can't afford...

"I don't even look at your poor looks, nor your ugly taste, nor your weak strength. I can fight dozens of you by myself. You are fine. Are you worthy to rob me of my husband? What are you? How dare you speak in front of your wife? Why do you like my husband? Kill you, vixen!"

Zooey said such a passage inexplicably.And it doesn't sound like a joke at all.The face that became a little distorted due to anger was full of seriousness.

Hanji's nervousness suddenly disappeared.His expression became more and more embarrassing.Huh, something strange happened?

Who is the vixen?

Who wants to steal someone's husband?

Who likes her husband?

Who has poor looks, ugly taste, and weak strength?

Who the hell is Zoe talking about?

She understands why every word is separated.Together, she didn't understand what Zoe was talking about at all?

Han Ji hesitated, and finally couldn't help asking: "Miss Zoe, what are you talking about?"

"Okay, something happened. You bastard dare to quibble!" Zooey looked at Han Ji angrily.

"When hitting someone's husband for attention, why don't you think about how to write about morality and shame? When provoking someone's wife, why don't you think about your most basic dignity as a human being? When confessing to someone's husband in front of someone, Why don't you think about it, will people be angry and want to kill you? Bastard. I really want to chop you into meat and make pies!"

"What happened?" Han Ji looked at Zooey like a fool.Finally caught a point that is not the point.

"It's about you shamelessly seducing someone else's husband!" Zooey looked at her with an unkind expression.

"Seduce... whose husband is it?" Han Ji couldn't help swallowing, suddenly feeling Alexander.

Such a painful thing must not have been done by her.Is it someone else?Zoe, did she make a mistake?

who?Who is it?Who did such a wicked thing?But let her take the blame?

"It's my husband!" Zooey began to grit her teeth.

"Le... Will?" Han Ji's eyes widened in disbelief.Nima, seduce Levi?

Someone...would like...that clean freak, brute, domineering and arrogant dwarf?

Oh no.Look at the aliens, the aliens finally couldn't help but attack the earth.

"Nonsense, you still want to quibble." Zooey started to stare at her and grind her teeth, as if she wanted to bite her to death.

"When did this happen?" Han Ji was terrified.

Nima, this guy is not kidding.Zoe really thinks she likes Levi?

"I don't know when you acted wickedly?" Zooey was angrily.

Nima, how could she be so cruel?Well, even if you have a wicked heart, it's for Zoe, not her husband, okay?

It's just that this is definitely a misunderstanding.Well, her evil heart is dead, as long as she can get through this difficulty, she swears that she will be a good person in the future!

"When will I provoke my wife?" Han Ji couldn't help but continued to ask.

Until now, Han Ji felt that there was a giant standing in his head, which was constantly expanding and growing.Like popping her head off.

"Aren't you provocative when you came to me on purpose?" Zooey folded her arms and said as a matter of course.

Emma, ​​is that for research and investigation?Then change the angle first!Let's clear up the misunderstanding.

"How about confessing to someone's husband in front of others?" Nima, she definitely didn't do such a shameless thing.Besides, she won't confess her love to Levi at all.Not even death!

"You said you like dwarves!" Zooey looked at her with contempt.Dare to do but dare not admit.Foxes are really shameless.

"Then... dwarf... isn't talking about your husband!" Han Ji said to Zoe wiping his sweat.Up to now, she has lost the recognition that the dwarf in her mouth refers to Zoe's courage.

Thinking of the god-like conversation she had with Zoe just now in a daze.Han Ji suddenly felt an unprecedented crisis.

——That...can't you let go of your liking? (Zoe: Can't you give up on my husband?)

——How is this possible? (Han Ji: Of course I can't give up, the research she loves.)

——Even if the other party is married and already has children? (Zoe: For the sake of the child, to save face, you should quit. Little San!)

-Of course! (Even if the research subject has a child, she cannot interrupt her research career that continues with her life.)

What the hell.What the hell is this?

She became a mistress out of nowhere?

And obviously, the powerful wife is ready to attack her.

So now that she was wronged, is there still time?But those painful words were all admitted by her.

This tm is a misunderstanding that can't be explained clearly with 8 mouths.

Levi, beg, hurry up, come and help me!

At least take your domineering wife away as soon as possible.For the sake of our teammates.I beg you!

Hanji's glasses were full of tears.But there is suffering that cannot be said.Because Zooey made it clear that she didn't intend to listen to any explanation.

"For the sake of your love for my husband, I'll let you live temporarily. But... in the future, when my husband is in danger, you have to stand in front of him. Anyway, you love him so much. You need to use your life Protect his self-awareness. If... If, my husband doesn't go back one day and you go back, I will come and take your life. I promise to make you 'comfortable' than dying at the hands of giants." Zoe said with a bad face with.

Han Ji was completely stunned.

Nima, she got it wrong.At that moment, her ears accidentally traveled to outer space?She accidentally overheard the alien's speech.

Hey, what's the deal with this tm?

Madam, what is the regret on your face going to be?

Also, is this threatening and luring her to stand in front of Levi at a critical moment and die for him?What the hell!

Even so.That's not all.

"Of course, if you dare to touch my husband, you will die. I will cut off your brothers and feet!" Zooey threatened with narrowed eyes.

Han Ji got another knowing blow, and finally couldn't help but was about to spurt blood.

Nima, who would touch your husband who is 160 tall, has a cleanliness, is ferocious and domineering?

This must be a woman with multiple tastes to treat such a husband as a treasure.As if anyone would rush over to snatch him?

The author has something to say: Hehe, Happy Chinese New Year!I had a great time writing it.

However, I'm sorry, after the continuation of the leader, Han Ji was also spoofed by me.haha~

Well, I have to admit, I really like spoofing.If you ask, why no spoofs?

Please auto-tune to the previous chapters, for example, debt collection, forced to be a boyfriend, thigh hug incident in the street!

Hehe...

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Han Ji: Woow... 160 Come on, take your wife away!

Head: The head is not at home today!

Han Ji: Woow... I don't want to see 160's wife!

Head: The head is not at home tomorrow!

Han Ji: Wow... When will 160's wife leave?I beat gongs and drums to send her off!

Head: Since the 160 wife came, the head has never had a thick line!

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Alva: God, do you know our leader?

Little Monster: Who is the leader?I have never seen him!

Alva: Just the tall, rich and handsome man with the yellow hair!

Little Monster: Fool!Tall, rich and handsome are used for hair, don’t you know that what is concentrated is the essence?

Alva burst into tears: Sorry, God, I am not good enough.