Delusional woman who wants to be a chef

Before Zoe leaves, she warns Hualing that if she wants to survive well, she must stimulate her own abilities.

"You are not as good as my daughter now, bottle 0 is really disappointing." Zooey despised her and left.Hua Ling couldn't fall asleep anyway.Until the next day when Ermin came to the hospital to visit her...

Hualing hesitated for a long time, and finally when Ermin took her out to bask in the sun, she said to Ermin: "If you see a short woman with red hair, red eyes, and big breasts, immediately hide away. And don't get too close to Captain Levi."

"What are you talking about?" Ermin looked at Hua Ling puzzled.

"I...have nothing to do with her." Hualing just muttered to herself. "If she goes crazy, even if I try my best, I won't be able to stop her."

"Hua Ling, what's wrong with you?" Ermin hugged Hua Ling in her arms. "Don't worry, Hanaya. No matter what happens, we will be together."

"En." Hualing finally calmed down in Ermin's embrace.Just seeing Z again really frightened her a lot.

Because his wife left secretly last night, Captain Levi went to the hospital to investigate.So very accidentally, I overheard the sweet talk of the young couple.Of course he knew that his wife hadn't lied to him.He just didn't want her to say those unbelievable things in front of others.

But now, I heard the girl admit it indirectly.His wife is a real little monster.Levi had an indescribable feeling.

After leaving the territory of the young couple, Levi finally couldn't help laughing.

His wife is a little monster who will destroy the world. Didn't he already know this fact?

Now, should he be proud that he has successfully tamed a little monster?

However, the fact is that they have entered the old couple stage.

He doesn't want his life to be changed.Do not want wife and children to be disturbed.

He hoped that they would always be just normal people with their brains flooded, who would do and only do things that would be forgiven.

If in the future, in his lifetime, giants can really be wiped out, and human beings can really be free.

Then he hopes to find a small town with few people and live a peaceful life with his family.Until old age and death.

So, whether it's a little monster or a real beast, let him continue to watch over the wife whose brain is flooded!

After returning, he found that Shen Jingbing's wife was still in the kitchen.The blond little daughter stood obediently beside her.

"Is it delicious?" Zooey put the newly made custard into her daughter's mouth.

"En." The little girl looked at her with innocent blue eyes.

"Hey, just give mom a kiss, and I'll continue to eat." Zooey shamelessly abducted the beautiful little daughter.

The little girl's character is exceptionally honest and well-behaved.Immediately, he hugged his mother's neck and kissed her.

Zoe's breath softened completely.Then suddenly left a big kiss on the head of the little daughter.

"Your father and grandma said, don't let us cause trouble outside. In the future, if you get angry, go home and bully your brother, okay? Don't throw others into the water. If you do this kind of thing too much, you will be discovered. It's going to be very bad." Zooey comforted her very gently and patiently, this little daughter who seemed to understand nothing but was very obedient and always liked to be bored with her.

"En." The little girl hugged her mother's neck tightly. "Can you eat all the pot, Mom?"

"No way. You also know that your father needs brain supplements. You need to leave a big portion for him." Mom said seriously.

"But, I also need to make up?" The little girl said coquettishly.

"Don't be kidding. We, whose IQ is far above the human level, need to make up our brains." Zoe was a little depressed.Still slowly took the spoon and sent the custard into the daughter's mouth.Occasionally take a bite myself.

However, the daughter was still a little unmotivated.

"It's okay to do something else for you. Snack." Finally, Zoe couldn't help but add.

"Mom, mom, can we make the golden piglet into a golden villain?" the little girl asked happily.Because I was too excited, I accidentally bent the spoon.

"Asshole, we don't eat humans. Do you think you are a giant?" Zoe said confidently.

"Giant, is it delicious?" The little girl's blue eyes were full of longing.

What the hell.I can't bear it any longer.Zoe finally brought another kid in for bad?

Levi the father quickly walks into the kitchen.Then pick up the little girl.Then he gave Zooey a hard look.

"I didn't tell her that giants can be eaten." Zoe said distressedly.

"Eat that pot of steamed eggs with pig's brains, and then come out and talk about it." The husband looked at her a little angrily.

"Arguing in front of a child will bring her psychological trauma." Zooey yelled at her husband's back.

"Frustration education is good for our daughter." The husband said indifferently.

The little girl was obediently lying on her father's shoulder.He stared at Zoe with his eyes on the little monster electric wave. "Dad is so weird, he looks like an idiot."

Zoe returned to the little monster radio wave. "It's just a fool. After all these years, I haven't become smarter."

Of course, Zooey couldn't eat all the pig brains in the pot.Instead, they filled three bowls and took them out.

As usual, the husband was telling the children justice stories about brave and kind boys.

The little daughter wanted to stop this boring story that she had been listening to since she could remember.

He said decisively that when she grows up, she must be a brave, innocent, kind and good boy.

When he grows up, he will join the Survey Corps, defeat the giants and save all mankind.

After listening to his daughter's words, the silly father really felt very relieved.

It's just that he didn't see the little girl subconsciously licked the corner of her mouth when she said to defeat the giant.

Can giants eat it?

If you can eat, such a big food, how great it would be.

She likes Aunt Alva the most, and she feels that only Auntie is the person who understands her best in this world.Both she and auntie have blonde hair.

Had she ever suspected that she had any special connection to her aunt?

In the end, the aunt told her that she could introduce the blonde cousin in the family to her as her boyfriend.As a result, my aunt was thrown out by her mother because of this incident.

But, Aunt Alva, have you ever eaten a giant?

Three bowls were brought up, and the whole family really started to nourish their brains together as usual.The little girl also took out a small spoon and ate by herself.

"You probably already know it. The reason why we were able to retake the Trost district this time is because a new recruit has awakened his ability and can become a giant." This is the first time Levi told Zoe about his work.

"Can a human become a giant?" Zooey stared at the bowl seriously with lowered eyes. "So, did those humans decide to execute this giant who once protected them because they were afraid?"

Zooey raised her head and looked at her husband with a sneer, with an indescribable irony in her expression.

"We've decided to save him. He's likely to join the Survey Corps under my watch," Levi said deadpan.

But Zooey leaned towards him suddenly, even touching his head with her forehead.

"You shouldn't have an affair!" The murderous look from Zoe surrounded her husband.It's a huge net...

Her husband hit her head hard.

"What nonsense, bastard." Amid her husband's roar, Zooey looked at him tearfully.

"He won't end well. He defeated the giant. He is a hero, but also a hidden danger that humans must get rid of. Humans cannot tolerate the existence of aliens." Zoe suddenly changed her tone and whispered in her husband's ear.

"Since you know, hide it well for me. And don't spoil your daughter." The husband said to Zooey angrily.

Zooey shrugged indifferently. "So what if humans know? What can they do with me? Siege me? Come on. I will kill them all..."

Zooey was slapped hard on the head before she finished her addiction of tyrannizing and pulling the **oss.

"Don't let me hear you say such ridiculous nonsense."

"You are the fool. If I must be called a fool, I must have been beaten by you. You bastard who likes domestic violence." Zooey looked at him with tears in her eyes, but her soft voice was completely weak.

During this time, the little girl has managed to kill her share and her mother's share.Ready to start eating Dad's share.

Zooey quickly grabbed her and held her in her arms. "Don't steal what daddy eats."

So a family war passed smoothly under the disturbance of the little girl.

Zooey went to see Alva with her daughter on her back.Alva is now considered an elite.After accepting the snack that Zooey handed over, she still couldn't help but smirk from the bottom of her heart.

Alva is thin, but in good spirits.It seems that no matter what sad and hopeless things she faces, she will not change.Always smiling and facing everything.Stubbornly looking for that lover who may never appear again.until the end of life.

Her ideals are not great at all, she is even naive.

Human freedom has nothing to do with her.She just hopes that the man who promised to marry her can come back.

That's it.

Gavin, Alva's good friend, was finally able to face the giant bravely in this battle to regain the Trost area.And because of his outstanding performance, he has been valued by the top.

Gavin's father once again offered to transfer Gavin back to the Gendarmerie.Gavin didn't object this time.

"I'm starting to want a change," Gavin told Alva.

Change the world, change some old order.Do something he can do.

Even if you don't go to the battlefield, you can do something that is better for human beings.

Of course, if one day, if necessary, he will go to the battlefield without hesitation and continue to fight against giants.

Only now did Gavin realize that the so-called freedom is not necessary.

In fact, everything is just for human beings to continue to survive.

When Zooey went to visit Alva, she happened to meet Gavin leaving.Gavin nodded slightly at Zoe and walked away.

Zooey felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity, where did she seem to have seen Gavin?

Until, Zoe bid farewell to Alva, and then on the way back.Zooey suddenly remembered that Gavin's expression seemed to resemble her papa!

Have a purpose and be firm.It must be decided, and it will be done desperately.

In an instant, Zooey’s steps trembled.

"Mom, what's wrong with you?" The little girl asked her mother worriedly.

"Your grandfather is...a very powerful old man. Even if he is not strong enough. But...really, very powerful!" Zoe said tremblingly.

"Grandpa is on a mission? When will you be back?" The little girl finally couldn't help asking, a question that would never get an answer.

This time the answer was still mother's silence.Mom quickly took her into her arms, though, and kissed her forehead.

"He actually wants to see you more than anyone else! He loves you more than anyone else!" Zooey didn't have any expression on her face.Only the corners of the eyes are a little red.

She also knew that he loved her more than anyone else.Just like my own daughter.

Zooey would feel sad every time she thought of him.

Until someone snatched the little girl from her arms.

He is actually not very tall, but like her papa, he is a reliable existence.

They both said the same ridiculous thing and said they would protect her!

So, she really didn't want him to slip up like Papa.Nor accept his gaffe.

The little girl began to climb on her father's shoulders, but saw that her father seemed to be holding her mother's hand.

Mom was strange and didn't look up.But he firmly grasped Dad's hand, stubbornly refusing to let go.

The setting sun left a pale golden shadow in this city that had just been devastated.

They just take a slow walk home like everybody else...

All Hanaya's partners have joined the Survey Corps.Hualing also wanted to participate, but she was pinned tightly on the hospital bed by Ermin.

Ermin didn't believe that her injury could heal so quickly.

Therefore, even if Hualing is unwilling, she can only keep her healing speed within the range acceptable to normal people.So Hua Ling has to recuperate for a long time.

On that day, Zooey suddenly appeared in front of them with a smile.Claiming to be Hua Ling's cousin.You can take her back to her own home to recuperate.

Hua Ling looked at her with cold sweat all over her head.But he couldn't refuse under her coercion.

Zoe shamelessly used her husband's reputation as a cover in front of the recruits who were about to join the Survey Corps.So quickly won everyone's trust.

"Captain? Already married?" Elmin opened her mouth wide and looked at Zooey.

Zooey rubbed her little daughter's blond hair, smiled naturally, and played the role of a virtuous and gentle wife to the fullest.

"Yes, in fact, there are four more children."

"The dwarf is already the father of the child?" Mikasa muttered in disbelief.At this moment, Mikasa was holding a grudge against the dwarf for beating Allen unconscious in court.It's just that when he thought of the domineering and violent shorty, he suddenly became the father of the child.Mikasa inexplicably felt a distorted pleasure.

Finally, Mikasa couldn't help complaining in a low voice: "Four children, are you already a middle-aged uncle?"

Zooey heard her words with sharp ears. "That's right, he's already a middle-aged uncle! So, please be sure to work hard. Work hard, beat him down, beat him until he is defeated, beat him faceless to face his comrades, fight until he retires directly! Your physical fitness is also very good look. I like you!"

Zooey suddenly stood up and said something that made the others fall down.The person who just drank the water spit it out in one gulp and almost choked to death.

Damn, what's going on?

The beautiful and lady-like wife of the captain, what are you talking about?

They must be hallucinating.

Sure enough, only the relevant little monsters can receive each other's radio waves.

Hua Ling said confidently, "I can!"

However, before she could finish speaking, Zooey brutally pressed her face down and fell directly on the bed.

"You can go to hell. Injure yourself to such a degree, you can't get better!" Zooey obviously looked down on her.

Hua Ling couldn't help but her face was filled with excitement.But the next more difficult thing...is not over yet.

Zooey crossed her arms and looked down on her.

"These days, you haven't trained well? Hey, my seven-year-old son is more diligent than you. Do you want to die if you are so lazy? Do you still want to join the Survey Corps if you are like this? Or just follow me to hone it honestly It will take a while. Otherwise, if my husband is injured because of saving you, I will definitely beat you! Cousin." Zooey said very bluntly.

"..." Hua Ling was on the verge of crying.

"..." Others wanted to answer, but they didn't know how to answer.Hey, this lady who looks very dignified suddenly turned into a ghost animal instructor, why is it swollen?

It is worth mentioning that this time Captain Levi indeed saved Hua Ling's life.

Although, Ermin felt a little weird.

But looking at the little blond girl crawling on Zooey's shoulders.And Zoe's cruel but caring attitude towards Hua Ling.But it made him feel that Zoe would never hurt Hua Ling.

So, a few days later, a young man named Allen joined the Levi Elite Class of the Survey Corps.

Zoe returned to the capital smoothly with her reluctant "cousin" Hualing.

The author has something to say: Keke...

I've been pressing the kids' parts.I have never wanted to reveal the character of the little monsters.This way, there will be surprises outside the episode.

However, the text is finished.My vigilance relaxed.Cover my face, I am an idiot, I was exposed in the author has something to say two days ago!

Halo... But, there are definitely only two exposed in the text.The most important one, a little bit, a little bit, can't be exposed.Ha ha.Otherwise it would be meaningless.

============ Micro Theater =============》

Hualing desperately called Ermin, dear, I don't want to leave you.Darling, I really can't let this female beast go!

It's just that Ermin grew up with her and is in a relationship with him.I haven't trained Retinazer yet.Therefore, I only regard Hua Ling's sorrow as parting thoughts.

Under Zooey's gaze, she couldn't speak out blatantly.

Make Zoe anxious, the end of the world will come early.

So, Hualing looked at Ermin with tears in her eyes.

Emily blushed, mustered up her courage, and finally stepped forward and kissed her on the head.Then turned around and left.

Hua Ling, who was on the spot, woke up.It just occurred to me, Emma, ​​I really want to go with you.

Of course, kissing the god horse is also very good.

Then, Zooey took her cousin who was crashing all the way home.

==============Setting problem============》

In the anime version, in the chapter on the giantess, it seems that you can walk from Hina City to Ruth City as long as you pass through an underground passage.

The host speculates that parts of Hina City and Ruth City are very close to each other.

So the host set Zoe's home not very far from that area.So as soon as Zooey heard the news that Ruth City had been captured, she was worried and set off soon.

Then it will take a few days for Ruth City to regain the station, right? (Looks like two or three days.)

When Zooey arrived, the male god had already rescued Hua Ling and returned to her temporary residence in Ruth City.

2-3 days after Zoe arrived, Ellen was put on trial.

When Allen left with the male god, Zooey just tied up her little cousin and left.

(The way to leave, let’s use a carriage. Zoe set the road crazy. No one can’t take it.)

=============== Huaya setting ============》

Huaya's full name is: Huaya Alto

Hua Ling = Hualing (はなびし) Japanese surname

Aalto

It was set at the beginning that the little girl was Ermin's childhood sweetheart, so it was very simple, and named the little girl with the method of Mikasa Ackerman.

Personally, I feel that if the aborigines are called the name of Shenma, we will act like Shenma.

There are Chinese names among the aborigines, so we happily use Chinese names (clenching fists is high-end and elegant).All the English names of the aborigines, running out of a Chinese name, feels like time travel.

Yesterday, a good friend questioned my naming.So let me explain to you.

As for why the word "Ling" was changed, because in the first article there was a little girl I liked very much, she was called Hua Ling.I don't want to create an illusion, the girl in my article has traveled to another article.Ha ha……

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Suddenly, I found that I was always afraid that too many words would be wasteful, and I was always used to deleting them.Then a lot of involuntary streamlining. ⊙﹏⊙b sweat.

I will pay attention to this problem in the future.

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