Delusional woman who wants to be a chef

The Torost area at the southern end of Ruth's Wall was once again invaded by giant giants, and the gate was destroyed.The soldiers stationed in the city united against the giant.Humanity is completely in trouble.

However, due to the awakening of the giantization ability of Allen, a soldier of the training corps, new hope appeared.

In the battle to retake the Trost area, using Allen's giant power, he successfully blocked the giant stones from the opening of the wall, blocking the giant's invasion route.

For the first time, human beings took back the land from the giants, which became the first victory of human beings against giants.

"Why are you here?" Levi looked at Zooey in surprise, with her blond little daughter lying on her shoulders.

"Take your little daughter to visit the city where humans won the first victory against giants and regained it?" Zoe said with squinted eyes.

"Know that I'm not dead, you can rest assured. Hurry up and go back to the capital." Her husband yelled at her sternly, and it seemed like she was messing around with her daughter.

"I'm afraid I can't listen to you this time. I saw an interesting guy." Zooey didn't look her husband in the eye.Just keep stroking his daughter.There was an emotion in her voice that couldn't be told whether it was excitement or nostalgia.

"What funny guy?" Levi frowned at her.

Zooey looked at her husband for a long time.Only then did she finally speak: "The guy who comes from the same place as me. According to legend, she is the strongest one. So when you see someone with red hair and red eyes... If she starts to go crazy, run away!" Zooey first time He warned her husband in such a serious tone.

"Red hair and red eyes? From the same place as you?" Levi looked at her seriously.

Zoe was under his gaze.Then he swallowed his saliva. "I smashed the bottle containing her on purpose, and wanted her to kill all human beings with me and destroy the world. However, as soon as that fool came out, he insisted that I pay her to buy her parents. Where can I Find her parents and give it to her? I had no choice but to throw her into the orphanage. Later, I didn’t care about her. Even if she killed people and destroyed the world, what did I care about? I thought I would never see her again She died. But...she appeared again. Husband, I don't want to keep hiding things from you anymore. Actually, I'm not from this world..." Zoe admitted her life experience to her husband with a serious face.Before he finished speaking, he was slapped hard on the forehead by his husband, and he didn't show mercy, it was a hard slap.And it took three consecutive shots.

"What are you doing? You want domestic violence again?" Zooey looked at him with tears all over her face.

"You really aren't from this world. You're an alien." Levi looked at her angrily.

"And kill humans and rule the world? I told you earlier, don't read those miscellaneous novels, you won't listen to me. If you dare to say such stupid things in front of outsiders, let me see how I will deal with you." The husband said roughly Threatening her, as if she would really do something to her if she didn't agree.

However, her heart felt inexplicably joyful because of his actions.

Well, she is an m, and she is used to being photographed by him.

but……

What is the situation?

Could it be that the time traveler will be beaten violently if he tells others that he is from time travel?

Could it be that the time traveler said that he time travels, and does anyone believe it?

What kind of situation is this tm swollen? Has she been despised by her husband again for her IQ?

Brain supplementation, you must supplement your husband's brain well.She didn't even bother to say it, her husband's IQ must be flawed.If you don't make up your mind, you won't be able to save it.

Zooey clenched her fist quietly, planning to make a pig brain feast for her husband.

In the end, the husband took the little daughter down.Gently stroked her hair and said, "Don't learn those strange things from your mother. Your mother's brain was flooded when she was a child. By the way, has grandma recently stared at your mother to eat pig brains? If not , Dad will write to grandma again."

What the hell.

Her IQ far exceeded the upper limit of human beings, and she was finally despised by her husband again.Zooey wanted to vomit blood.

What's the matter with this weird tacit understanding?Hello.

"I'm going to see her anyway." Zoe said to her husband through gritted teeth.

"Then you go to see her. You can also invite her to come to your home to taste your chef-level cooking skills. Just don't fight with her. By the way, I heard that last month you started doing that limited edition snap-up. In the capital It caused a great commotion, and everyone is queuing up to buy your newly researched snacks?" Sure enough, the husband transferred smoothly, and the IQ was obviously the sight of the flawed wife.

"Yes, many people are queuing up to buy." Zoe said with a smile.

"Did you really make a golden pig out of pumpkin?" the husband continued.

"Yes, my husband, when you get home, I will help you make a 'golden pig's head'." Zooey smiled.

……

What the hell is it that they despise each other's IQ?

The night was very quiet, the wind opened the curtains, and the ward was quiet.After watching Hua Ling fall asleep, Ermin finally left.

During this time, they entered the legendary state of love.In fact, it was Elmin who took care of the patients.

Hua Ling, who was sleeping deeply, suddenly sat up.

Under the moonlight, a short red-haired woman suddenly stood in front of her window...

"Are you injured?" Zooey looked at the red-haired girl on the hospital bed with a smile.

Have you finally turned into a girl from childhood?The legendary zero bottle, why is it so big.Still looks weak?

Hua Ling looked at her, the door in her heart was pushed open in an instant.

She clearly remembered how terrifying the woman in front of her was.

She remembered the woman who crushed the head of a kneeling human begging for mercy so casually.Brains stuck to her feet, but she didn't care.Just move on to find the next prey.One after another, until, in that laboratory, all the lives were killed...

In her blood-red world, all living beings should not even think about escaping.

At that time, when Z walked in front of bottle No. 0, only 0 knew how frightened he was when he was young?

Even if Z didn't use his hands, he could crush bottle 0 with her young self.

However, Z didn't, she just smashed the bottle and pulled the little 0 out.Then he held her little hand and said, "Let's go together and see this disgusting world!"

Every time Hualing sees her, she feels panic...

At this moment, they have not seen each other for so long, and this guy in front of him has reached this level?

As the strongest bottle zero that was cultivated in the legend, standing in front of this original experimental transformation product Z is like a cold joke.

The facts in front of him sneered coldly, how ignorant and stupid are those human beings who wish to create the strongest weapons and change the world pattern.

"Z!" Hualing finally couldn't help shouting that name.At the same time, he dragged his "seriously injured" body to stand up.Walking up to a woman with the same short stature, the same red hair, and the same blood-colored eyes...

The woman tilted her head and looked at her suspiciously.

"The body has grown up? Why is the ability so poor? 0, what have you been doing all these years? Just thinking about it, lying in the arms of your parents and acting like a baby?" Zooey looked mockingly at the "terrible" bottle 0.

Physically speaking, how can 0 be 15 years old?Almost an adult.

In terms of ability, she can't even compare with her 7-year-old daughter?

Is this really the strongest weapon in the mouths of those stupid humans?

Hua Ling avoided her question and asked another question instead. "Why are you in this world?"

"I'm still depressed about this. I just peeled a carrot and it fell into the river for no reason." Zooey said with her lips curled up.

"You fell into the river too?" Hua Ling asked blankly.

"Well, you too?" Zooey looked at her suspiciously. "It's not another shit experiment, is it?"

Hua Ling just looked at her blankly.It seems that I don't quite understand.

"However, if given the chance, would you go back?" Zooey looked at her nonchalantly.

"I don't want it!" Hualing firmly refused.

"Have you found what you want?" Zooey looked at her with a smile. "The little yellow hair that stayed late just now? You controlled the recovery speed of the wound for him?"

"If Z makes a move on him, I will never let Z go!" Hualing threatened with a serious face.It's like a pre-grown kitten threatening a tiger.

Zooey couldn’t help laughing suddenly.He casually patted Hua Ling on the head.Then put his arm on Hua Ling's shoulder...

"I'm not interested in this kind of weak guy. Similarly, if you join the Survey Corps and have a black-haired dwarf captain, if you do anything to him, I will destroy everything you have. Even if the world It's all broken, and I don't care. I think you know this, 0!"

"Captain Levi?" Hua Ling frowned, looking at Zooey in disbelief.

After not seeing him for many years, Z's abilities seem to have become stronger, and his personality has become weirder.But such a frightening Z has something to do with Captain Levi?

Humanity's strongest soldier and the evil boss who once vowed to destroy the world?

Suddenly, Hualing felt dizzy.She seemed to have seen a soldier who had saved her once and a petite giant, holding hands and smiling.

Hua Ling finally couldn't help biting her lips fiercely, and then she woke up...

Hualing knows Z very well, Z will smile every time he kills, as if enjoying the bloody process.

Z is completely different from Hanaya.Hua Ling was completely born in a laboratory, so she longs for her parents.

Z was thrown into that laboratory by his parents.In order to survive, he abandoned everything as a human being.

Hua Ling always remembered that Z cut the person who always used her as an experiment with a knife into pieces of meat.

In the beginning, it was his wife who cut first. Z pulled the woman in front of the doctor.In front of him, slowly screaming, slashing...until she died completely.The doctor has been frightened mad.

But Z grabbed the doctor's head and lifted him in front of his wife.

"You have loved me so much all these years. I have been touched by you. So, to thank you, I will also let you have this top-level enjoyment."

But Z still used the same method to cut off the doctor.Before the doctor died, Z suddenly said in his ear, "By the way, I remember that you have a son and a daughter, and your daughter seems to be pregnant. Don't worry, your son, daughter-in-law, grandson, granddaughter, daughter, son-in-law, Including the fetus, all top-notch enjoyment."

The doctor woke up instantly, and looked at Z with horror on his face. But Z stretched out his finger and poked his eyes out.

"Return to you double the pain you once gave me. Return the damage that this world has brought to me, including the principal and interest." Z stepped on the doctor's incomplete body with a wild laugh, and walked out the door. go to...

Then suddenly, he turned his head and said to her: "Hey, 0, are you coming with me?"

"Well, that's what my husband's name seems to be." Zooey looked at her with a smile. "By the way, I really don't understand. How could you think of protecting human beings?"

"I'm not protecting human beings. I'm just protecting my own people." Hualing said stubbornly. "I'll be where he is."

"Really?" Zooey looked at her, and then said to her. "You'd better change to a stable job. In the future, you will always get married and have children. At that time, both of you will die on the battlefield, and the children will be pitiful. They will be regarded as little monsters by humans, catch them!"

"Who is going to get married and have children? Who will die on the battlefield? Even if he is injured, I can help him?" Hualing looked at Z angrily.

"Oh, so your ability is healing?" Zooey looked at her with raised eyebrows.

"Who told you?" Hualing looked at Zooey dissatisfied.

Zooey didn't want to continue talking nonsense to her, so she directly pressured her. "You just tell me, don't you?"

In front of Zoe, Hua Ling is really not that strong.

Even though Zoe didn't try her best, Hua Ling couldn't help but sweat all over her body.In the end, even though Hua Ling was not reconciled, she still admitted it. "yes!"

"Is there anything else?" Zooey still refused to let her go.

"I'm very afraid... I won't die." Hualing whispered the most terrifying secret in her heart.

Zooey couldn't help laughing.At the same time, the coercion dissipated.

"0, don't you think that human beings are ridiculous? The scariest and most terrifying No. 0 bottle has the ability to heal, and the Z-shaped bottle that is always to be disposed of suddenly has the power of destruction." Zoe squinted Eyes on the world.

Even at this moment, no matter how much she laughs wildly, no one will hear it, because she has completely isolated this place.That's what she's capable of.So when she said she wanted to destroy the world, it was not hopeless fantasies.

As long as she wants, she can really do it.

When she came to this world, even if she was loved by her husband, her abilities were still growing wildly.It has become her habit and instinct to constantly stimulate her own potential every moment.

So, she is getting better and better.

But, even so, so what?

She has absolutely no interest in killing people or destroying the world right now.

She just wants to be a good cook and raise her children well.She likes to be scolded by Ma Ma often.

Even if it takes a long time to endure, those terrible lady education.It doesn't matter to her either.

By the way, everyone outside now will treat her as a well-bred lady.

She just wanted to be a stupid wife like a fool, and was often yelled at by her husband and called a fool by her husband.

Even if it is often forcibly collected a large amount of protection fees.Often domestic violence, often suspected IQ.She doesn't really care.

At least, every time, her husband would come to hold her hand.

That's all, it's enough!

Up to now, she seems to have finally definitely found her first wish in life.

She just wants to be an ordinary housewife and live a simple but happy life.

Even if I have to, I worry about whether my husband is dead all day long.

However, she didn't want to change at all.

Just go on like this, this dream-like life.

until the end of her life.

She doesn't want to be a villain boss who destroys human beings.She doesn't want to trample all humans to death like ants.

She's just someone else's stupid girl, someone's stupid wife, someone's unreliable mother, what's wrong with that?

Of course, if there really are gods in this world, it would be even better to casually give her a title like God of Cooking.

So, life goes on...

The author has something to say: Suddenly I am not in the mood to write happy jokes. By this time, the monster’s rabies treatment has completed an important course of treatment!

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——Return all the damage you gave me to you!Return to this world double the damage that this world has caused me!So I want to destroy the world, what's wrong with that?

——There is really nothing wrong with this!Her three views, human nature, have long been completely torn apart.All that survived was a little monster.

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Fortunately, she was transmigrated.After crossing, it is forcibly bound.

I always thought it was a painful story that the little prince tamed the little fox but fell in love with roses!

Therefore, Bump Man has tamed a little monster, so he must love monsters!Forcibly binding!

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The male god stretched out his hand and clasped the threshold tightly, leaving deep paw prints, so I don't want to be bound!

The little monster swooped, and Bumpman was forcibly pushed to the ground!

God's Gate is closed!

regret?late!Who told you to run out and buy baked sweet potatoes?

Who told you to charge protection fees after buying?

Who told you to collect the protection fee every day?

Admit it, you willingly!

Shy and arrogant, I really don't suit you!So please keep going crazy!