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Tao Zitao was so recited today that he wanted to climb Putuo Mountain to kowtow to the Buddha on the spot.

Complicated things have to start in the morning. First, I was in a hurry but I was still 5 minutes late. I successfully achieved the achievement of being late three times in the first month of school, and won the qualification of the professor who is known as their most strict.

And at lunch time, Tao Zitao fell flat without warning, it was really a simple fall on the smooth and unremarkable ground.Putting aside the embarrassment, he paid several times more money for the limited-edition sneakers that traveled across the ocean, and died heroically on the first day of his glorious post.

There is no best memorization, only more memorization - now he finds that he has lost the USB flash drive with which he has been catching up on his homework for a week.

Tao Zitao was lying at the school gate in despair, a cup of milk tea filled with ingredients was placed on the small round table.

"Tao Tao!" Song Shi rushed in from outside the milk tea shop, threw the backpack on his shoulders on the chair next to him at any time, hugged Tao Zitao's head and ravaged it crazily, sobbing while rubbing, "Tao Tao, daddy's darling Cub, what about your homework—"

Tao Zitao was too lazy to struggle, didn't even move, and said weakly: "What can I do, cold salad."

Song Shi let go of Tao Zitao's head that had been messed up by him, and sat across from him. Only then did he notice the transparent cup of milk tea he put on the table, and exclaimed, "Where are you drinking porridge?"

Compared with milk tea, this cup of milk tea is more like a messy stewed porridge. Several servings of taro balls, red beans, and pearl pudding are added. Instead, the milk tea that should be the highlight has become a supporting role.

Tao Zitao grabbed the milk tea cup and took a sip hard, finally sucked a little bit, chewing hard, the more she chewed, the more her cheeks became sour.

He couldn't stand the grievance, so he sniffed: "Song Shi, I want to die."

Song Shi had just finished ordering, and he coaxed Tao Zitao very accustomed to it: "Hey, be obedient, don't say stupid things."

He and Tao Zitao have known each other for ten years, from junior high school to senior high school, and they were lucky enough to pass the college entrance examination together.

He already had a very thorough understanding of Tao Zitao's pissing nature—the pissing nature of muttering about wanting to die when he was wronged.

But Tao Zitao was a delicate person, he couldn't stand the pain, and he didn't want to die so early for the time being.He got up and walked out with heavy steps, still holding the milk tea in his hand.

Song Shi asked him from behind: "Tao Tao, where are you going?"

Tao Zitao kept walking, and when she looked down and saw her shoes stained with soup, she wanted to cry even more: "Go home to find warmth."

He is a native of Shanghai, and he is not used to living in a dormitory, but he is very hypocritical and keeps saying that he wants an independent space——

So Tao Zitao rented a small apartment 10 minutes away from the villa area of ​​his home independently this year, as a small world where he lives alone.

He usually lives in an apartment, and today he has had a rough day, and now he is eager to feel the warmth of his home.

It's a pity that he didn't feel the warmth, but it was all in vain.

The lights in the villa were all dark, and the iron gate was locked, only the street lamp beside the stone lion at the entrance was on.Tao Zitao shivered outside alone, leaning against the street lamp, took out her mobile phone and called his mother.

"Mom!!! Where did you go!!"

The shout was deafening. Ms. Huo Xue, who was far away in the southern hemisphere, took her mobile phone a little farther away, leisurely basked in the sun, and returned to her precious son: "Your dad and I went out for a trip, you little heartless, don't you want to be independent?" , why go home?"

Tao Zitao squatted at the door, sniffed, sucked back the snot that was about to come out, and hung up the phone angrily.

He knows it!

He is not his own!

There is no warmth in this family without anyone, so Tao Zitao decided to go back to her little nest.The apartment he rented was only 10 minutes' walk from home, and the delicate young master wanted to make a Didi.

The driver of Didi drove the most common white car with electric energy, but the smell inside the car was really unpleasant.

After Tao Zitao sat in, she realized the smell that hit her head belatedly. It was really complicated, like a mixture of foot odor and instant noodles.

He covered his mouth and nose, and lowered the car window a little, finally getting some fresh air.

A sprinkler next to him did come over too suddenly. He just lowered the window halfway, and his whole face was half wet.

Tao Zitao closed the car window expressionlessly again.

Destroy this world.

The driver sitting in front happened to see this scene through the front-view mirror. He wanted to laugh but couldn't.

The upright middle-aged driver threw the tissue box next to him to the back, and said kindly: "Young man, wipe it off."

Tao Zitao held back her tears, and took the strong cologne-scented tissue to wipe off the water stains on her face.

He finally felt the kindness of this world in this ordinary tissue.

After returning to his own den, Tao Zitao kicked casually, throwing the almost stinky shoes at the entrance.

He was going to send the shoes to a shoe-washing shop tomorrow, and save them as soon as he could; if he couldn't, he would spend money and buy another pair.

The first thing Tao Zitao did when he got home was to take a hot shower, ready to wash off the filth of the day, the scalding hot water slanted down, and his tired body was finally relieved.

"I love to take a bath—, the skin is good—"

While humming happily, he turned off the water switch and applied shower gel to his body.But when he tried to open the sluice again, Tao Zitao was stupid——

Who would have thought?

In Shanghai, where every inch of gold and every inch of land is worth an inch of land, there is no water supply!The water is cut off!

In the end, numbly bearing the foam all over his body, he boiled pots of mineral water, and barely took a full bath.

This time, Tao Zitao, who was lying on the bed, decided to play an exciting game of Glory of the King to wash away his bad luck.

It seemed like a sloppy qualifying match, but today he was assigned to the fifth floor, which was the last one chosen.

As usual, he used his soft and cute game name to sell it cute.

[Tao Zi Tao Tao Tao]: Brother 3L, can you give me the position of the shooter, please, please qwq

After typing, Tao Zitao nodded affirmatively.

So cute, who can say no?

nobody!

However, contrary to what he thought, 3L's little brother named Cheng Ye remained motionless and ignored him.

Bah, dead straight man!

Tao Zitao spat silently. Now that his teammates were all picked, there was only one support position left. No matter how much he resisted, he could only silently lock down a small support with a broken leg——Cai Wenji.

He played very little support, picked a piece of equipment at random without even looking at it at the beginning, and pushed his stroller to the bottom lane with the shooter.

Just as he leisurely lifted his palms from the phone screen, the shooter next to him suddenly stood still.

Not long after, a message popped up on the public screen.

[Narito]: Assist, produce gems.

Tao Zitao hadn't played this game for long, and it was all thanks to Song Shi, the glory king, who brought him along by killing gods all the way. He usually only plays with a short leg with an "IQ of [-]", let alone the equipment in the store.

Seeing the shooter speak, Tao Zitao opened the mall slowly, staring at it for a long time.

"Ah! Found it!"

He shouted excitedly, and excitedly produced a sapphire.

But the shooter standing next to him remained motionless for a long time, and another message popped up on the public screen after a long time.

[Narino]: ...gem of knowledge

The Gem of Knowledge is an auxiliary equipment. After the auxiliary equipment in the king has this equipment, it will not waste the experience of teammates.

Tao Zitao suddenly realized, and hung around the shopping mall seriously, and finally found the legendary gem of knowledge, sold the sapphire with satisfaction, and bought a gem of knowledge.

Simultaneously.

In the dormitory of X University, Shi Chengye was lying on the wooden bed in the dormitory, his overlong legs were bent on the bed.

He saw that the stupid support next to him finally released a gem, and couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

If he is guilty, the law will punish him instead of letting the girl brought up by others torture him like this in the game.

And then the little short-legged nurse next to him perfectly demonstrated what torture is—

The first skill is used to accelerate the whole process, and the control skill of the second skill has never hit a single one from the beginning to the end. The ultimate move is always released when the teammates are full of blood.

Shi Chengye couldn't bear it anymore and started typing.

[Narito]: Assist.

[Narino]: Don't you even have a head?

[Nairo]: Why don't you even understand how to play a brainless hero?

Tao Zitao, who was far away in Shanghai, was dumbfounded, and first subconsciously touched his own head.

Fortunately, there is a head.

It was only after he had reacted that he realized that he had been scolded belatedly. He obviously assisted so well, and used his thin body to block all the damage for the shooter.

Although he died ten times, the shooter didn't die even once, obviously all depended on his protection!

Now this shooter actually bites back and scolds him!

What can be endured, what can't be endured!

Tao Zitao snorted coldly, and his subordinates were as fast as typing a telegram. If he didn't call this person Dad today, he would take his surname!

[Tao Zi Tao Tao Zi]: I wish you to play shooter and get robbed of popularity!

[Tao Zi Tao Tao Zi]: Playing a mage was rubbed off the line!

[Tao Zi Tao Tao Zi]: Playing in the jungle was robbed by the dragon!

[Tao Zi Tao Tao Zi]: Playing on the road can't get crabs!

These are what he learned from Song Shi, and the rest are all his free play.

[Tao Zi Tao Tao Zi]: You will be constipated when you squat in the toilet!

[Tao Zi Tao Tao Zi]: You will sprain your feet when you play basketball!

[Tao Zi Tao Tao Zi]: You must score 59 in the exam!

In the end, he became angry from embarrassment and scolded the most ruthless sentence.

[Tao Zi Tao Tao Zi]: You are an idiot!Fool!Fool!

Shi Chengye rested his fingertips casually on the screen of the phone, seeing this series of "idiots" that made his eyes hurt, he didn't intend to argue with the elementary school students.

Finally the game ends in red "Defeat".

Just as he was about to quit, he saw his friend request light up with a little red dot.

Shi Chengye casually clicked on it to have a look.

It's still the elementary school student in the last game, but the words he said now are extraordinarily arrogant——

[Tao Zi Tao Tao Zi]: If you don’t add me, you will be my puppy!

There was a lot of horizontal lines between the lines, Shi Chengye sneered, nodded his slender fingers in agreement.

He wants to give this elementary school student who knows nothing about the sky and the earth an education.