mouth gun

Tao Zitao was lying on the bed, her slender legs were facing the ceiling, the soles of her feet were swaying upwards, her round toes curled up involuntarily, forming a small arc.

He waited for a long time, and the man named Narino finally approved his friend application.

Tao Zitao snorted, and typed arrogantly and confidently——

[Tao Zi Tao Tao Zi]: Send me your WeChat ID, I want to solo with you!Whoever loses apologizes!

[Tao Zi Tao Tao Zi]: Hurry up, I've already taken a step back, shouldn't you take a step back too?

[Tao Zi Tao Tao Zi]: Are you unable to afford it?

Shi Chengye was speechless, he had never met such a stalker.With a flick of his finger, Shi Chengye directly deleted him as a friend.

Not long after he was cleansed, a small red dot lit up on the friend application next to him. Coincidentally, he has an intolerable bad habit——

All news notifications must be clicked off. Seeing the little red dots on the software or in the news makes me feel uncomfortable.

Shi Chengye frowned, he patiently rejected the friend application, but the one opposite him was unwilling to give up, and he suddenly forgot to block the function.

——Because of the blunders of these two "whys".

Shi Chengye nodded his approval with his cramp-finger finger that he used to point reject, closed his eyes, and finally gave out his WeChat account.

[Chengye]: chengye112

Tao Zitao had already changed her posture, facing the big hanging lamp shining overhead, hugging her sore finger with extreme regret, and blowing on herself in small mouthfuls.

Seeing the exciting news of "We have become friends~", he suddenly wanted to cry for no reason.

Huang Tian pays off those who have a heart, persistence will pay off!

He curled his lips again, this is playing hard to get, wouldn't it be over if I gave it to me earlier?

After Tao Zitao complained in her heart, she excitedly searched other people's WeChat——

The head portrait is pure black, with a fluorescent crescent moon hanging on it, and a few scattered stars dotted beside it.

The screen name is also very simple, the same as his king's name, also called Chengye.

The old fake is cold!

Tao Zitao said silently in his heart, first he secretly clicked on his circle of friends and took a look. There was only a photo of the plane ticket, and his personal information was mosaiced out.

There is only one destination left, which is Haicheng.

It's not too far away from Shanghai, but it takes two to three hours by plane.

Tao Zitao triumphantly touched Shi Chengye's personal information bit by bit with her fingertips, and smiled evilly at the corner of her mouth, thinking she was particularly handsome.

Does this simple man really think that he wants to compete with him?

Why should he apologize!

Of course it was because he wanted to scold him with his long-cherished wechat emoticons!

He sent out a bunch of emoticons in a "swipe" manner.His wechat name is stinky fart, and his profile picture is his favorite Pi Tao Jun.

[Taotao is too cute to provoke]: {Your father is here} {Sound of grass} {Sound of the sun} {You are blocked by a handsome guy, get out} {I will kick you to death when I put on my socks}

After posting a bunch of emojis that had been accumulated for a long time, Tao Zitao finally felt relieved, went to the refrigerator with bare feet and took out a bottle of yogurt, proudly forgetting to lick the lid of the yogurt.

When he saw the "?" sent by the man named Narino, he was instantly amused.

Continue to be a qualified Internet troll.

[Taotao is too cute to provoke]: Not convinced?

[Taotao is too cute to provoke]: If you don't accept it, you come to Shanghai to find me!

Shi Chengye couldn't bear his arrogance, and his temper was not good all the time, he got a little sulky for no reason, but he still suppressed his temper.

[Narino]:?

[Narino]: I don't hit women.

Tao Zitao became angry when he saw this sentence, this blind man with no eyesight!

The yogurt cup in his hand was almost burst by him.

[Taotao is too cute to provoke]: I'm yuck!You are a woman!

[Taotao is too cute to provoke]: My name will not be changed, and my seat will not be corrected!Shanghai City Tao Zitao!Known as Shanghai City Bruce Lee!Fight all over the world with invincible hands!

【Taotao is so cute】: {Location Sharing}

[Taotao is too cute to provoke]: Come and hit me!If you don't come, you are my grandson!

After the provocation, Tao Zitao handsomely threw the yogurt bottle into the trash can at his feet, blocked and deleted Erlian, and put the phone away.

Too lazy to brush her teeth, Tao Zitao rinsed her mouth with mouthwash, then rolled peacefully onto the bed and went to sleep.

Turn off the lights, wear a blindfold, and set an alarm.

All the troubles he encountered today were relieved at once, so he is very relaxed now, and he fell asleep without any pressure when his neck was tilted.

He completely forgot what he had just said.

Anyway, no one would really travel all the way to buy a plane ticket to beat him, unless that person was really sick.

But Shi Chengye is really sick.

The first thing he saw was the emoji package that he had to flip through a few pages of chat records to read, and his temple felt a little inexplicably swollen.

But he really doesn't hit women, and he can barely suppress the fire.

But the elementary school student named Tao Zitao on the opposite side insisted on dancing on his bottom line and announced his position.

Isn't this just looking for a beating?

Shi Chengye first replied with a "?", but a red exclamation mark responded to him. Obviously, this person slipped away after provoking him.

He took a deep breath, closed his eyes and lay down.

Forbearance, the wind and the sea are calm; one step, the sea and the sky.

Not long after he lay down his glasses, his closed eyes opened "swipely" again, with a bit of murderous look in his black pupils.

——Hold up, take a step back and think about it more and more.

With a brace, he jumped off the bed in the dormitory, not even bothering to climb the stairs.

It wasn't time to turn off the lights, but his loud "boom" still caught the attention of his roommates.

A head suddenly poked out from under the curtain on the opposite bed, chewing potato chips in his mouth, he was taken aback when he saw Shi Chengye's menacing look.

His throat slipped, and he swallowed the unchewed potato chips.

Coughing hard, he asked, "cough...fourth...cough cough where are you going at night?"

The X large dormitory is for four people, and Shi Chengye is the tallest, but the youngest.

"I—" Shi Chengye just took out his ID card from his schoolbag, his eyes just passed the boxing gloves hanging on the hook, he sneered, and took the boxing gloves in his hand.

"I'm going to beat someone up."

As soon as the words fell, he slammed the door heavily and rushed out. The door panel and the balcony door of the bedroom trembled violently.

Everyone in the dormitory was so shocked that Shi Chengye left a pile of wall dust, but the figure had disappeared.

"Fourth...what did you just say he was going to do?"

Someone made a weak sound.

"He seems to say... he's going to beat someone up?"

"Really?! Who can make Da Shuai Bi so angry?"

Shi Chengye's personality is indeed a little cold, they have only started school for a month, and they don't know much about each other, but they generally know that Shi Chengye is just a handsome guy with a cold face and a warm heart.

He doesn't like to talk, and with that cool guy's appearance, he looks a little difficult to get along with, but in fact they haven't seen him lose his temper, and he will even help him with small things like bringing meals.

But now the cool guy who was always calm in their eyes rushed out in a hurry, holding a pair of boxing gloves in his hand.

They remember that when they first started school, someone asked Shi Chengye if he really knew how to box.

At that time, Shi Chengye raised his eyelids, and said calmly, "I've only practiced for ten years, played a few small competitions, and won a few gold medals that don't matter much."

Thinking of this, there was a sudden sound of gasping for air in the dormitory.

—I hope the one who got hit is okay.

Three hours later at Shanghai Airport, Shi Chengye stood at the gate of the airport. He didn't bring anything else, only his fists and boxing gloves.

Shanghai in September is much colder at night than Nancheng.

A gust of wind blew up and rolled up the ginkgo leaves on the ground, which also made Shi Chengye's head clearer.

When he looked back, he happened to be able to see the "Shanghai Airport" sign that was also shining in the dark.

Shi Chengye: "..."

He has calmed down now, think about it carefully, what is he fussing about with a primary school student?

He still has a class at [-] o'clock tomorrow morning, does he think he is too empty?

——But they are all here, and people still have to be beaten.

He clicked on the location sharing that Tao Zitao sent him. Shi Chengye was a native of Shanghai, but he went to study in Nancheng, and the more he looked at the name of this community, the more familiar it seemed.

Especially like the house his dad gave him when he was an adult.

Shi Chengye frowned in the cold wind and recalled for a while, but couldn't remember much, and finally beckoned to a car to go to have a look first.

When he drove to the gate of the community, he was convinced that it was really the place where the house his father gave him was located.

Shi Chengye thought with a cold face.

He's going to sell the house, who wants to be neighbors with that kind of idiot?

Maybe it was because God wanted him to beat up that elementary school student. With the name of the owner of the community, the guards didn't even stop him, so people who entered could be said to be unimpeded.

Originally, Shi Chengye wanted to forget it, but the address that idiot sent him was accurate to Donghehu, so if he didn't beat him up, he might really live up to his good intentions.

Shi Chengye took out his mobile phone and checked again: "Building 7, Household 403...?"

Building 7?

He couldn't remember clearly, so he sent a text message to his dad late at night——

Was the house in Zijinshuyuan that you gave me at the beginning the 7th building?

He has never lived here before, and he planned to put the house here to collect dust, but this year, he has a novel and wants to rent this house.

To sell him a face, Shi Chengye agreed.

The time he recalled, he has successfully arrived at the door of "403". The residents of this house are very individual at first glance, and their speaking style and brain circuit are not usually unique.

——A screaming chicken was hung by the door, and a piece of paper was pasted on the bright yellow chicken.

"Press the chicken if you have something to do, don't ring the doorbell, the doorbell is too loud!!"

Shi Chengye caught a glimpse of the handwriting on the note, but rang the doorbell without much hesitation.

Pressed it, and there was no movement in the room.

He pressed it several times without stopping.

The door was finally opened heavily by the people inside, and a head emerged from Nuo Da's crack in the door——

There is a bit of baby fat on the cheeks, but the curvature of the chin is quite sharp, and the end of the eyes droops naturally, looking a little innocent, and there is an obvious small lying silkworm under the eyes.

Probably because of just waking up, the corners of the drooping eyes were still red.

Obviously has a very cute appearance, but the words he said are just as beating as those on the Internet——

"Are you sick? Are you still blind? Didn't you see the words on it? It's fine if you knock on the door if you don't sleep in the middle of the night! Didn't I tell you not to ring the doorbell! Don't ring the doorbell!"

The face of the boy in front of him was swollen with anger, like a soaring cannon that exploded at one point.

Shi Chengye suddenly stopped being angry, his eyes fell on Tao Zitao's bristling hair on his forehead, his eyes became darker and darker, and he stretched out his hand to push down his little hair.

"Hi, my name is Shi Chengye."

He couldn't figure it out.

Why can someone even grow hair on his aesthetic point?

Shi Chengye thought in his heart.