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Tao Zitao was woken up by the weird ringing bell that resounded through the apartment in a sweet dream. He put a screaming chicken next to the doorbell for the sake of being special, nor for the pursuit of uniqueness.

It's really purely because——

The former homeowner's brain circuit is more strange than his, and he set a happy birthday song as the ringtone.

It's not the most common song "Happy Birthday to You——", but to catch up with the new trend, I set up Haidilao's song "Say goodbye to all troubles, say hello to all happiness".

As soon as Tao Zitao heard this song, Tao Zitao seemed to have returned to the time when he celebrated his birthday in Haidilao, and there seemed to be dizzying light signs everywhere.

Who can stand this?

Of course Tao Zitao couldn't stand it, but he was also a lazy person, so he procrastinated on changing the doorbell. Finally, when he passed by a toy store, he met the screaming chicken in the window.

On the spot, Tao Zitao took the chicken's neck and took it home.

He has carefully selected this house for a long time. When he first inspected the house, he heard that this house was bought by a person with a lot of money. After searching a lot of information, he found the name of the owner.

He happened to be a friend of a friend of his. The relationship might sound distant, but it would be nice to have a relationship. In the end, the stalker finally got rid of this small nest of his own.

A contented person can monopolize an apartment and elevator, so there is no need to disturb others by screaming chickens.

And now this house where almost no one came, suddenly someone came, and ignored his cute little yellow chicken, and rang the death bell several times!

As soon as Tao Zitao lifted the quilt, he rushed out of the door in a menacing manner. Before anyone saw him clearly, he lost his temper.

After seeing the person coming, he suddenly became a little wilted, for no other reason, probably because the person in front of him seemed to be very capable of fighting——

The first thing Tao Zitao saw was the boxing glove hanging around his neck. He didn't know much about it, he just thought it looked expensive, and it would definitely hurt to hit someone.

Looking up, he saw the facial features of the man in front of him.

The brow bone is high and slightly sunken, the bridge of the nose is straight, and the chin is sharp.The eyebrows are also very thick, with steep eyebrow peaks, and the tails of the eyebrows are sharply picked up on the temples.

Under the eyebrows are a pair of single eyelid eyes, looking a little world-weary.

Overall, it's pretty cool, but it looks a bit fierce.

Just as Tao Zitao took a few steps back cautiously, the person in front of him suddenly stretched out his own broad palm, and help him massage his hair with no expression on his face.

It seems that he secretly rubbed his head, the movement is very light.

Tao Zitao's eyes widened, as if he was frightened, he moved his head, and just about to shake off Xuxu's palm resting on his head, he heard the voice that almost made him freeze——

"Hi, my name is Shi Chengye."

Tao Zitao was dumbfounded, this self-introduction came unexpectedly but it sounded familiar.

Especially his name.

The voice in the ear explained exactly: "You just hit the one that the king met."

Tao Zitao suddenly felt that his scalp was about to explode when he was pressed. After saying "Damn it" in a low voice, he closed the door extremely fast, but was instantly blocked by a powerful arm.

He tried his best to push it out, but he didn't push it.

His originally round eyes opened further, and the expression on his face was half green and half red, as if he had swallowed a lemon raw.

Tao Zitao swallowed hard, forced a smile: "Brother, I was wrong."

His gaze passed over the boxing gloves on Shi Chengye's chest, and he poked his head out of the tree hole like a little squirrel and said tentatively, "You don't really want to hit me, do you?"

He didn't know how tall the person in front of him was, he just felt that he looked up for a long time.Tao Zitao lowered his head that had been up all the time, and muttered in a low voice: "Brother, look at my ribs, if you punch me, you have to send me to the hospital, maybe you will do something on purpose Injury!"

Tao Zitao persuasively persuaded: "It's not worth it!! Brother!!!"

He babbled a lot, and the only words that stayed in Shi Chengye's ear were the two words "Brother".

He figured out one thing——

It turns out that not only someone's hair grows on his aesthetics, but even his voice grows on what he likes.

Shi Chengye lowered his eyes, his arm was still on the door panel, he stared at Tao Zitao condescendingly, and asked an irrelevant question:

"You also know Zhou Wangshu?"

Zhou Wangshu was the one who rented a house from him. Their relationship was so good that they even had a sexual orientation. Zhou Wangshu begged him for a long time to let him rent a house. Then this little boy——

His eyes fell on Tao Zitao's juvenile facial features, and he asked in a cold voice, "Are you his boyfriend?"

Tao Zitao's expression became even more terrified. After this night, his fragile heart has been hit hard, and he suddenly forgot that the man in front of him is capable of beating: "Damn! You are his boyfriend!"

Shi Chengye didn't mean to be angry at all, instead, the corners of his lips slightly raised, but the next second he suddenly suppressed it, because he heard Tao Zitao say again——

"I don't like men!"

Shi Chengye's expression turned bad again.

Originally, he thought that his friend's wife should not be bullied, but for Tao Zitao's sake, he was willing to stab his brother twice. As soon as he knew that there was no need to stab him, he knew he was a straight man.

He frowned, and said with Tao Zitao: "But I like men."

You like men who don't care about me?

Tao Zitao sneered in her heart, but she still had a friendly smile on her surface: "Brother, don't worry, don't worry, even though I am not, I do not discriminate against homosexuals."

Seeing Shi Chengye's livid face, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and exclaimed, "You don't like Zhou Wangshu, do you?"

Tao Zitao waved his hands eagerly to explain: "I don't like him! I really don't like him! I have nothing to do with him!"

Shi Chengye's face finally looked better, his lips were still tightly drawn into a straight line, he pointed to the house number on Tao Zitao's head, and said concisely: "This is my house."

"Damn! So you are the head of the household who bought an extra apartment with stupid money, and then occupied the latrine?"

Tao Zitao blurted out these words without using his brain, and after he finished speaking, he realized that something was wrong, and explained indiscriminately: "I mean, so you just said "say goodbye to all troubles" The psycho who set it as the doorbell?"

Tao Zitao, who vomited out the deepest thoughts in her heart like a machine gun, fell silent, as if someone was silently choking her throat.

Am I stupid!Why is it getting darker and darker?

Tao Zitao neither entered nor retreated, and asked with a forced smile: "Can you prove that you are the head of the house?"

Shi Chengye didn't say a word, and showed him the photo of his real estate certificate that he had stored on his phone for a long time.

Tao Zitao had nowhere to escape this time.

He smiled flatteringly at Shi Chengye, and the crouching silkworms under his eyes became more obvious when he rolled his eyes. He stepped back a few steps, leaving a way for Shi Chengye to come out, and asked, "You...would you like to come in and sit down?" sit?"

Shi Chengye's attention was completely put down on a small dimple on Tao Zitao's cheek, and after a mild "um", he finally let go of the arm that had been resting on the door wall.

——Successfully entered the hall.

Tao Zitao took out a spare pair of slippers from the shoe cabinet next to the entrance and said, "You can wear these."

Shi Chengye took off his shoes, and when he lowered his head, he saw the pair of slippers that were obviously not brand new.

"Has anyone else worn one?" he asked.

Tao Zitao nodded: "Yes."

Shi Chengye stood on the cold tiles wearing socks, let out a soft hum from his nose, and raised his eyebrows: "I don't wear slippers worn by others."

His eyes fell, he coughed inadvertently, pretending to be disgusted and said: "I can barely wear yours."

"Mine?" Tao Zitao blinked, "Can't you wear it?"

His feet are considered small for boys, only size 40, and the slippers he wears are of course the most suitable size.And Shi Chengye may be because of his tall frame and big frame. At first glance, his feet are more than one size too big.

Shi Chengye looked away unhappily, and said coldly, "Oh, then I won't wear it."

Tao Zitao: "..."

He has lived for 22 years and has never seen such a hypocritical man. In the end, he took off his slippers to Shi Chengye, and when he was about to put on a spare pair of slippers, Shi Chengye spoke again.

——"You are not allowed to wear other people's slippers."

Tao Zitao was speechless, and looked up at him: "I can't go barefoot, I'll catch a cold."

After taking off her shoes, Tao Zitao stood on the floor with her bare feet, her ankles were slender, and the blue blood vessels flowed particularly clearly on her fair skin.

It looks so small that it can be held in the palm of your hand.

Shi Chengye's eyes moved slightly, and he made an unexpected movement for Tao Zitao - he directly bent down and hugged Tao Zitao's knees and picked him up easily with one hand, the kind of hugging a child posture.

When Tao Zitao came to his senses, he was already sitting on the sofa with a dazed expression on his face, and he was stepping on the softest and warmest carpet that he carefully selected from IKEA.

With a blank face, he still hasn't recovered from the shock of being hugged by a big man: "You, you, you——!"

Obviously there are still many seats, but Shi Chengye wants to sit next to Tao Zitao next to him, and they will touch each other when he moves his arms.

Shi Chengye stiffened his arms, and asked him openly, "What's wrong?"

Tao Zitao's confidence was inexplicably getting weaker and weaker, her ears turned red, and she whispered, "Why are you hugging me..."

Gentleman Shi Chengye explained frankly, "This way you won't catch a cold."

A look of good intentions.

"Yes, is it?" Tao Zitao felt that this world was a bit magical, or maybe it was because he had just woken up not long ago, but he was persuaded strangely, and thanked people foolishly: "Thank you, you are really good." good!"

Shi Chengye, who was issued a good person card, nodded reservedly, his cold eyebrows drooped, as if he was distressed: "You're welcome, it's just that it's so late today, I don't seem to be able to catch the plane back."

Tao Zitao, who had fainted, sent herself to Shi Chengye's mouth with her own hands, and naturally continued: "I have a guest room here, do you want to sleep?"

He has completely forgotten that Shi Chengye came all the way here to beat him up, not to mention that he and Zhou Wangshu are friends, and this house belonged to Shi Chengye in the first place, so it seems reasonable for him to let Shi Chengye stay for one night of.

Shi Chengye's expression looked very tangled, and after a long time, he suppressed the corners of his mouth that could not be raised, and thanked him coldly: "Thank you, I really troubled you."