Am I a scumbag?

After morning.

Yan Yuliang deliberately bathed and burned incense, and dressed seriously.

A large table of good dishes has been prepared, and they are eagerly waiting and looking forward to it.

As a result, after waiting for a long time, King Lan did not come.

In the afternoon, the east sun is warm, and the golden glazed tiles are beautifully covered in white.

Yan Yuliang: Don't panic, maybe it's because of busy work, so it's delayed.

In the afternoon, the emperor was more prepared.

He also specially asked the little maid to tie a high ponytail for him, and his handsomeness continued unabated.

In private, he plotted a bunch of flattering words to flatter, coax, and praise King Lan.

When King Lan comes, I will be King Lan's boast dog today!

There is no such thing as royal face.

Taking advantage of King Lan's absence, Yan Yuliang went to look through a large pile of history books in the room, wanting to see how other sages and Ming emperors win over their lovers and praise them in fancy ways.

It doesn't matter if you don't turn it over, once you turn it over, Yan Yuliang will be completely convinced.

The ancients said that one can know the rise and fall by taking history as a mirror. The ancients were sincere and did not deceive me. The previous emperors really knew it!

Look, look, look--

"I'm really tired, Aiqing, and I'm so distressed that I shed tears."

"The relationship between me and the king and ministers is the meeting of good fortune for countless kalpas, how can it be compared in general?"

"The last time I saw Aiqing, Aiqing lost weight, and I felt very sad."

"If I have betrayed my love in this life, there has never been a person who betrayed my heart like me since the opening up."

"Happiness is up to you, laughter is up to you, anger is up to you, shame is up to you, feeling is up to you, annoyance is up to you, whoever touches a hair of your hair is my incompetence!"

"..."

so amazing.

Yan Yuliang feels ashamed!

Look at other emperors, they can be so sincere to a lot of weird old men.

And he, Yan Zhao, who is facing a different color in the world all day long, is not half as good at boasting and coaxing? ? ?

No, I want to see Xian Siqi.

The emperor devoted an entire afternoon to learning the boasting techniques of ancient emperors, boasting the ability of dragon and tiger to improve.

It's a pity that the technology is in place, but it is useless.

In the evening, there was still no news from King Lan.

Yan Yuliang, who hadn't slept all night, was haggard and haggard, already too sleepy.

Not back and forth, how busy is this?

But when Xiaoshan was piled up with folds before, King Lan was so sleepy that his belt was dragging on the ground, didn't he come to look for him?

No matter what major event can happen, King Lan won't be able to spare a bit of time.Is it because my country is about to perish?

"..."

Mostly, still angry.

Angry with red eyes and losing his temper, he deliberately left me alone.

The banquet language cools the forehead.

It seems that the "crime edict" early in the morning was not harsh enough.If I had known it earlier, I would have scolded myself even harder, scolded bloody!

Alas, or more gifts.

Move all the beautiful and fun things in my bedroom to the beauty to show my sincerity.

Too difficult, too difficult.

In my whole life, I don't remember who I coaxed, or what I should do.

What's more, even if you want to coax an apology and make amends, you have to let me meet King Lan, right?

In the evening, the majestic king of a country is looking forward to seeing him, as if he is in the palace and resenting his concubine, he is gloomy and gloomy.

After all the candles were lit, the red-clothed Fuling came again.

Yan Yuliang: "Eunuch!"

"Why didn't King Lan come, is he still angry with me?"

"Then, did King Lan see all the letters and gifts I sent?"

"Grandpa Fuling has worked hard, come on, please accept this bowl of golden melon seeds first! Be sure to say something kind for me!"

Fuling: "..."

"Don't panic, Your Majesty."

"King Lan is really not angry with His Majesty."

"It's really busy today, King Lan specially ordered the servants to come over and pass the message, let His Majesty go to bed first, don't wait for him."

"Your Majesty, don't worry, just go to bed earlier."

Yan Yuliang: "..."

That night, there was no beauty around me, and the huge dragon bed could no longer smell the refreshing fragrance.

Suddenly there is a feeling of loneliness and coldness, and I am not used to sleeping.

The next day, Yan Yuliang continued to look forward to it.

Looking forward to it from day to night, King Lan still didn't come.

Another day, Lan Wang still did not come.

Yan Yuliang: "?!?!"

……

King Lan is not coming.

They said they were busy, they said they felt cold, but when the emperor yelled at me to drive to visit Aiqing, Fuling stopped him in every possible way.

"Your Majesty, the wind and cold are contagious after all..."

Yan Yuliang: "It's okay that I'm not afraid, I'm the real dragon emperor who has gods to protect my body, so my sickness can't get over me!"

Fu Ling: "Your Majesty, please be safe and don't be impatient. After a few days, Master Lan will recover, and I will definitely come to greet Your Majesty immediately."

Yan Yuliang: I believe you are a ghost.

Emperor Jinyu's banquet language is really not easy to deceive.

Yan Yuliang also hated herself for not being easy to cheat.

real.Wouldn't it be nice if he could be as stupid as the stupid king in the short story book?In this way, from the beginning, there is no difference in daily life, and he will not question Lan Wang. If he does not question Lan Wang, he will not make Lan Wang angry. If Lan Wang is not angry, he will not leave him alone.

Then he can hug the beauty tonight and sleep comfortably.Sometimes it is really not as good as a stupid person.

Ugh.

The banquet language is cool and painful.

He began to use his sharp and not easy to deceive mind to seriously analyze the current situation——

Although King Lan was "ill" these days, he didn't completely ignore him.

Don't forget to send a lot of books to the emperor.

There are not only history books, but also a lot of natural history and miscellaneous studies, and even the short story books that Yan Yuliang has always loved to read.

Every now and then, some delicious and fun things will be delivered.

There are delicacies and delicacies, as well as small treasures tributed by various countries.

It seemed that he was afraid that the emperor would be bored, so he would bring a lot of memorials to him for correction every day.

Everything is fine except no one is there.

But the question is, what about people?

You give me gifts all day long, how about you?

Do I look like someone who lacks that little thing?

Yan Yuliang really didn't understand what kind of trick King Lan was doing right now.

Aiqing, I have made up my mind to change my mind and pamper you alone.You came here to let me express my sincerity in person!

……

Emperor Jinyu of Great Xia will never admit defeat.

If you can't coax him face to face, do you think I can't coax King Lan?Innocent.

The dog emperor has been full of thoughts recently.

In addition to criticizing chapters, he also wrote a sincere "Letter to Lan Aiqing" and sent it every day, with various pictures and texts, various compliments and explanations, various gags, and a bunch of folk jokes in the small storybook.

So sent a few days.

Efforts did not get any desired results!

In these two days, not only did King Lan still not come, even Eunuch Fu Ling gradually disappeared.

Yan Yuliang was very melancholy, thinking that maybe Lan Wang had a good taste and didn't like those vulgar folk jokes.But Dianjiang Palace sent someone to spread the word, saying that King Lan liked those letters very much, and asked the emperor to work harder and write more.

What do you mean?

Let me write more letters, but don't come to see me, and the letters have not been read back.

Yan Yuliang couldn't help but start bewildering the emperor. Are you sure Lan Wang didn't come here to amuse me?