Am I a scumbag?

A few more days.

King Lan is still missing.

Yan Yuliang spent several days in costumes with high ponytails and lonely writing memorials, always remembering the empty and lonely concubine in the cold palace who counted the floor tiles in the middle of the night in the history books.

It is difficult to go from luxury to frugality.

Now he knows the smell personally——

I am used to the proud life of jumping up and down all day long, being pampered by people, and blooming flowers, and I am used to the beautiful women by my side and the fragrance.Now that I can't see him suddenly, I really miss him in every possible way.

I really want to touch King Lan's waist again.

Hook Gou Lan Wang's claws, and bite the thin and sweet mouth.

I should have taken two more bites last time...

That's it.

Things have come to this, it is better to eat some fresh hawthorn and pear shreds to relieve the sorrow.

Yunfei and Wenying are both convinced.

Although the True Dragon Emperor sighs all day long and has all kinds of gloomy clouds, he still has to do the work that should be done!

Not only did he diligently approve a lot of memorials, but he also consciously lifts heavy glazed bricks for daily exercises.Eat well, sleep well, and live a very active and healthy life.

A few days ago, the small garden at the back door of the palace was opened and locked by King Lan's sword. Now that the emperor is tired of approving memorials, he knows to go out for a walk from time to time, bask in the sun and look at the clouds.

Yan Yuliang is actually purposeful.

His injured amnesia has not seen the sun for three or four months, and his wheat-colored skin has faded a lot, but in fact, his handsome, unrestrained and unruly appearance cannot be too white.

Otherwise it's not exciting.

Naturally, we need to exercise more, eat more, sunbathe more, and nourish our energy, so that we can restore the handsome and vigorous spirit of the past as soon as possible.In this way, the next time Wang Lan Wang comes over, he will be able to restrain Lan Wang, and hope to regain his favor and crown the Sixth Palace.

The dog emperor still has the consciousness of serving people in Israel.

However, all kinds of efforts day by day are useless.

Lan Wang still did not come.

Chuwei Palace has been so quiet in recent days that it is almost impossible to see a ghost, Yan Yuliang simply lamented that he was so blue-faced and unlucky-

The promised Jinwu Zangdijiao, I have already accepted it.It's only been a few days, the golden house has turned into a haunted house? ? ?

I can't help but start to revisit the lessons learned by the concubines in the history books who were once favored by others but were thrown into the cold palace in the end.

Reading history is calming.

Yan Yuliang at least angered Lan Wang, "falling out of favor" for a reason.

In the history books, the reasons why the concubines fell out of favor in the past dynasties are all kinds of strange.Many of them are completely inexplicable and innocent, and unexpected disasters are purely a series of the emperor's own mental illness.

Closing the history book, Yan Yuliang calmly drank a cup of tea.

It turns out that for generations to come, everyone is miserable!

I don't panic anymore.

……

Having said that, there is still no reason to sit still.

Yan Yuliang is a man with a lot of ghost ideas.

Since writing a bunch of soft-spoken and sincere letters has no effect, and there is no reply to sending small gifts, decisively change strategies!

The next day, Yan Yuliang spread his pen and ink.

It took an hour to carefully draw a picture of "Lan Wang Wind Flowing Out of the Bath".

Yunfei Yinger: "This! Oh, Your Majesty, no! This is too much! QAQ"

"Your Majesty, stop drawing quickly, in case someone sees it..." I was afraid that he would anger King Lan again, and then he would be swollen again in the dragon bed.

But then again, where did the dignified emperor learn such a dirty picture! ?

Little did they know that Lan Wang was born with a handsome appearance and a peerless elegance, so he hated others to use his appearance to make random arrangements.

There are many bookstores selling small story books and small portraits in the capital of Daxia, and some people dare to secretly draw even the serious Xi Qing of Dali Temple.

But no one dared to arrange Lan Wang.

Just because everyone knows it, King Lan is taboo about this.Arrangement Lan Wang was caught by Wu Yiwei, but he would be fined to bankruptcy!

As a result, the emperor is doing well now?

Yan Yuliang not only painted it, but also signed and stamped it with carelessness: "Come here, send this painting to King Lan's palace. Be sure to ask King Lan to read it in person."

I just want to annoy King Lan!

If he can cut me with a sword, I will win.

As long as we can meet, as long as we can talk.Even if I can offer a hundred boastful secret recipes I learned from history books, I don't believe that the ingenuity of the ancestors, ancestors, emperors and emperors, together with my handsome rascal, can't coax Lan Lan well?

result.

Such a piece of "Land King's Wind Flowing Out of Bath" that makes people's blood spurt and can't bear to look straight at it, after being sent to Dianjiang Palace, it still disappeared without any response.

This!

Yan Yuliang couldn't help but miss the days when Lan Wanghong choked her neck.

The ancients said that beating is kissing and scolding is love, and the backside of love is indifference.

... none of this responds.Could it be that I really feel cold in King Lan's heart?

Yan Yuliang couldn't help silently looking back at the dragon bed.

The bottom line of a person is indeed moved step by step.

He was staring at the dragon bed at the moment, and he was thinking seriously that it was impossible, the big deal is that I, the king of a country, can bend and stretch, and I will go all out and sell myself for glory.

……

Perhaps it was because Yan Yuliang had made up his mind not to be a dog anymore, and Yan Yuliang even wanted to sell himself for glory, but he never resorted to the big trick of "pretending to be sick to win sympathy".

Unexpectedly, people are not as good as heaven.

The next day, when the emperor held up the golden glazed tile to practice the Daxia Wutong army's rehabilitation technique, he was only thinking about some details of how to sell himself for glory, and accidentally sprained his wrist.

The emperor was injured, is that okay?

The little guard and maidservant were always timid and fearful, and immediately ran to call for someone like a frightened bird.

Yan Yuliang didn't care much at all, but thinking that the old doctor was going to report to Lan Wang in detail after seeing his illness, so he went along with the flow and shook his bruised wrist and started crying.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

The old doctor: "This is indeed a severe sprain, with a big circle of swelling."

"I still have a fever, old minister Rong prescribed a decoction..."

Yan Yuliang: Ah, really?I have a fever?

Well, as expected of me, the fire is very good!Decisive, weak, collapsed, coughed twice, lay flat and pretended to be dead.

I can't do it.

When King Lan came over, he saw my dying and pitiful appearance...

Unexpectedly, after lying down, Yan Yuliang opened his eyes again and it was already the next morning.

The sun was shining in the sky, and his stomach was growling. Emperor Jin Yu wiped the saliva from his face, and looked at the neat and cold dragon bed beside him.

"..."

"Lan Wang, he didn't come to see me????"

Ying'er: "Here, Lan and Lan Wang Xu are really busy with their affairs..."

"However, King Lan sent Eunuch Fuling to visit His Majesty in the middle of the night! His Majesty was not awake at that time, and Eunuch Fuling stayed for a while. After His Majesty's fever subsided, Eunuch was relieved."

Yan Yuliang: "........."

It's over, it's over, it's over.

My, this is really out of favor.

A bowl of ginseng soup is a man who is afraid that I will suffer, how many days has it been?It has become too lazy to even come here when I have a fever, so I just send someone over to dismiss it and it's over!

So sure enough, love goes away, right?

……

The emperor, the dog who fell out of favor, suffered a major blow.

Standing in front of the mirror, fancy dejected.

awful.It was really impossible to see the face in the mirror, the energy and vigor that I had managed to regain a few days ago, the complacent vigor of shaking my head and tail, all disappeared after this burn.

It's no wonder Lan Wang didn't want to watch the lifeless one.

"Sigh. Or maybe, King Lan is completely awake..."

After hurting my heart, I finally learned from the pain, thinking about the countless beauties in the world, why bother to fall in love with the crooked neck tree?

With King Lan's beauty and power, he couldn't find any cute and sensible new lovers, all of them were better than the dog emperor!

Yinger: "No, Your Majesty!"

Yan Yuliang: "Forget it quickly, no matter how busy you are, you really can't make time to see anyone. It's just an excuse for not wanting to see me, not wanting to see me."

"Hey, I really don't have much to look at in my middle-of-the-road appearance. Maybe Lan Wang has long since gotten tired of it... Huh? Wait a minute!"

"This!"

"Why, why do I have one eye, dark green in color?"

"..."

Yan Yuliang was unbelievable.Close to the mirror and look left and right, it seems that it is not an illusion!

His left eye, is it really green? ? ?

Most of the small mirrors in the palace are brass mirrors, which can't be seen clearly when looking at the color.And this is the only full-length crystal mirror that was paid tribute from the West in Chuwei Palace. The last time Yan Yuliang looked in the mirror was in the early morning when the light was not very good.

So until today I finally found out that my two eyes are not the same color!

It was actually a pair of mandarin duck eyes.

Rare mandarin duck eyes that only the noble and cold Botu cats have.

Ying'er: "This, this... His Majesty was born with one eye that is always green! Because, because His Majesty's biological mother, Empress Xixue, is from Yuelu."

Yan Yuliang: "I see."

Absolutely. Absolutely.

Yan Yuliang slapped the bronze mirror madly, and instantly revived with full blood.

You know, the average domestic cat in the West Market of Beijing costs three or two copper coins each, while the poto cat with mandarin duck eyes can often be sold for sky-high prices for hardware!

That's the case with cats, let alone people with mandarin duck eyes?

"Natural History" records that the color of the eyes of Daxia and intermarriage may be different.But at the same time, I also said that there is not one person in a million who can have yin and yang eyes of different colors, very few!

Things are rare.

Yes, King Lan, no matter how beautiful your new beauty is, is it interesting to have my mandarin duck eyes?Are you willing to bear with me, are you willing to bear with my eyes?

Yan Yuliang was completely refreshed again.

……

Once the emperor is energetic, his ability to be a demon will rise in a straight line.

Although his hand was disabled, his legs were not disabled, so he decisively ran to kick the palace door, bang bang bang.

"Open the door, open the door! Open the door for me, I want to see King Lan!"

"I am the emperor, and the imperial palace is my home. Why don't I be allowed to come and go freely? King Lan has the ability to shut me up, and King Lan has the ability to open the door. Don't hide in the palace and don't come out. I know he is not busy!"

"Listen up! One by one, go back and learn the language for Lan Wang, one by one, one by one!"

"I, want, choose, show!"

"As the king of a country, I have to fulfill the duties of the royal family. It's time to marry the 72nd concubine of the Sixth Palace of the Three Palaces and spread the branches and leaves for the royal family!"

"Go and learn from King Lan! Let me guard the deep palace alone, and sooner or later I will give him a hat to wear. Having a nest of little princes will piss him off. See the green clouds floating above his head, is he in a hurry?"

"I have a nest of mandarin duck eyes!"

A group of dead defenders outside the door: "..."

Rumors circulated in the palace that it was tragic that King Lan conspired against the emperor.

Before they came here to guard, they all said that the emperor and the regent were incompatible, and that they would die.

Who would have thought, this day?Small storybooks dare not write like this!

Alas, it is really difficult to be an official in the palace.

Yan Yuliang didn't want to be so surprising.

It is also clear that Lan Wang left him alone because he was sad, and he also felt distressed and wanted to coax him.But he didn't reply to all kinds of letters and gifts, how can he coax him if he can't even see him face to face?You have to brush up your presence.

Learn from history.There was a concubine in the history books, the emperor liked her quite a lot, but after being cast into the cold palace, she was forgotten, and many years passed in a flash.

When he was about to die, the emperor finally remembered her, and the two held hands and looked at each other with tears in their eyes, but it was too late.

Yan Yuliang can't let himself go down this old road.

What's more, according to Fuling's words, before he lost his memory, he was an emperor who "succeeded to the throne for ten years and achieved outstanding achievements", so he should have a little foundation and ability.

It really doesn't work...

He can only plan to regain the imperial power one day, and in turn hide King Lan's golden house! ! !

Yan Yuliang felt that his idea was quite dangerous, but it was also quite subtle.

Thinking about it, a pair of mandarin ducks looked out the window at the blue sky, the warm golden sun, and the clear sky.

And... a beautiful carved stone wall around the small garden of the bedroom.

Well, it doesn't seem particularly high either.

It just so happens that I have been exercising recently to keep my body strong, and my wrist is almost healed! !

Just do it.

Yan Yuliang personally built a flower garden in the corner of the small garden that day, saying "I plan to plant some cherries here, to enjoy the scenery and enjoy the scenery", and he worked in full swing.

Of course, it is false to enjoy the scenery.

The emperor is tall and tall, and it is true that the fingertips almost reach the top of the wall when stepping on the flowerbed of this new base!

In Yan Yuliang's memory, although the incident of "the emperor climbing the wall and running" has not been recorded in the official history, there has always been this trend in the small stories.

It seems to be called "The Emperor Climbs the Wall | The Ball Runs, Powerful Officials Chasing Their Husbands to Burial Mounds" series.

It's a pity that he never opened this series.Who told him that besides painting, the thing he is not good at is Cuju, and he gets dizzy when he sees the word "ball".

What's more, if you climb the wall and run over the wall, why do you have to bring a ball?

If you don't run away if you are so playful, whoever will run away, wouldn't it be nice to bring some gold and silver treasures.

……

After finishing the flower garden, in the evening, Yan Yuliang asked Wen Ying to make a large pot of longan lily tea.

The longan tribute from Yuelu is expensive, big and fleshy, and the tea brewed is very soothing and soothing.

"Suddenly I don't want to drink this anymore, go and exchange a pot of green plum tea for me."

According to the royal tradition, the emperor rewards the servants with the exquisite snacks that the emperor can't finish, and the precious tea that can't be drunk.

Yue Lu Longan is known to be expensive, even in the palace, it is rare to taste it, Yan Yuliang is sure that Yunfei Yinger will not be willing to give it up to others.

now it's right.

You two eat and drink for me, and sleep well at night.

I love climbing walls!

It was night, the little guard and the little maid really slept soundly and deeply.

The emperor poked open the door lightly like a thief, stepped out of the courtyard, and stepped on bricks and stones.Not to mention that it is really chilly in Beijing on a winter night!This brick is killing me.

Hey, I crawl.

Others are the emperor guarding the gate of the country, and Emperor Daxia Jinyu is the emperor climbing the wall.

But then again.Yan Yuliang has always felt that his name "Jinyu" sounds like a lazy one no matter how it sounds.

Just, what kind of serious emperor would be called "Emperor Jin Yu"?

Look at Tai|Grandpa's reign name Qianyuan, Emperor Wu's reign name Xuanwei, and his father's reign name Xuanming, all of them sound much more reliable than this.

Not to mention.

Castle Peak is not just me, I go to Castle Peak.

Not afraid of the dark in the middle of the night, he ran to coax Lan Lan.

Yan Yuliang had a thorough plan for climbing the wall this time.Of course, as a lesson from the past, this time we must get the Three Grottoes of the Cunning Emperor.

In order to prevent King Lan from turning his face and imprisoning him ruthlessly, Yan Yuliang decides... to go to Jianggong at the end!

Before that, go to the History Museum, the Imperial Study Room, etc. to try your luck, maybe you can remember something.

Anyway, it's still early tonight, and the moonlight is fine.

The fifteenth day of the moon shone a hazy halo on the ground, and the road could be seen clearly.

Only one thing is wrong.

It was a dark, windy and cold day this month, and the defenders were supposed to be looking for a place to warm up, so there was no way anyone could be under the palace walls.

Unexpectedly, when he lowered his head, a person under the wall was looking at him in astonishment.