All-round learning machine

Xiaoq originally wanted to remind Wang You that someone was looking for him, but Yu Bai took over the topic for him, and the two chatted separately, so they didn't care.

Little Q also knows something about Yu Bai.Although sometimes a bit of a little dick... and likes to blow hair, like to show off a little, like to fill in the brain, but the person is still reliable.

For example, there is no need for Wang You to repeatedly explain anything.He knew exactly what to say and what not to say.

Let's talk about the old school over there, everyone may have forgotten his existence.

Zhan Qixue, Wang You's study committee member in high school, nicknamed Laoxue.More careful, Wang You's calligraphy improved a lot that day he was the only one who discovered it.

I went home and compared my classmates.It was also found to be the case.

So I made a note of this incident, and planned to make fun of him when I met Wang You after school started if I really got admitted to the same university.

Severe procrastination patients even take the initiative to study and practice their hobbies during the holidays.After being instructed by what kind of expert, he became a Buddha immediately?

If Wang You knows, he will definitely emphasize that his procrastination is not laziness, he still has many hobbies and does some hard-working things.

But Wang You didn't know.

And Lao Xue, who was later admitted by his favorite university, went on a celebratory trip with the consent of his family. During the trip, a budding flower of love blossomed—the same trip in a bus. girl.

Busy chasing girls and military training, if such a busy old school can still remember such a trivial matter as Wang You, then the CP of this article will have to be replaced.

When reporting on the military training, he actually thought about meeting Wang You in the past. After all, the alumni became alumni again because of fate.But after arriving at the school, he and Wang You agreed, and the two colleges were in the southeast and the northwest.On such a hot day, there will be exhausting military training soon.There is really no need to rush to meet now.So I sent a text message to greet each other.

Thousands of students.About ten Founders.Everyone was tossed about by the instructors in the spacious new campus.Just as they live far away, Fang Zheng of the two is far enough away.

One of Wang You's most famous incidents was that he knocked down the instructor. When it spread to Fangzheng, who was far away, the topic had become that a man in the fifth Fangzheng was able to fight the instructor.

what do you say that is?

Ah, I don't know.

What's more interesting is that such rumors are not limited to one party.There are always other Fangzhengs who can bring some true or false news.For example, when a certain girl fainted, ambulances came.

A boy ran over an obstacle, his speed was comparable to that of an instructor or something.

The more you listen, the less interested you will be.What's more, the result of the last sparring rumor was that the students lost to the instructor.That's even more boring. (The first half did not come over) That is to say, Fang Zhenghui, who was near Wang You and the others, got a little excited.

At the last military boxing performance, Lao Xue saw Wang You there, and applauded vigorously.And there was a moment of silence for the sympathy of the instructors who chose him.

Wang You must have suffered from procrastination and was the last to learn all the moves.

For the final report performance, Wang You has been helping in the background.Lao Xue, who also has no acting talent, didn't participate in the show and naturally didn't know Wang You in the backstage.

What?You mean awards?Oh, I'm sorry, except for the first, second and third places, which are worth seeing, the other best ideas, best music, best costumes, best colors, best jokes, etc... are all small awards that are nothing more than a certificate. Who has it? look.

When Wang You mixed in to accept the award, Lao Xue was chatting with his girlfriend on his mobile phone.

For the convenience of dating, he didn't go home these few days, but lived in school.But today, when I brought my girlfriend over for a few laps at the new school.Suddenly found a few photos in the school bulletin board.

It was a picture of Wang You helping a few beauties with their makeup, and there was also a photo of the beauties in charge of writing the article with enthusiastic praise and thanks for their help.All around the photo are hearts and red lips.

It can be seen that the favorability is full.

Others won't feel much when they see this, but the old school's jaw will drop.If others don't understand, he still doesn't understand.

As a classmate of three years in high school, he had never seen Wang You touch this aspect.Annual theme class meeting, teacher's day gift, school celebration performance and so on.

Makeup and hair are done by the girls themselves.

Girls have a general grasp of makeup skills, and what they practice the most is to paint themselves with light makeup that they usually use.It is completely different from the effect of Cinderella turning into a fairy on the promotional poster.

Even if Wang You is embarrassed to touch the face of the female students in the class, don't forget it.Wang You also has a baby sister.

Even when Yuhui performed on stage, Wang You just watched from below.This completely shows that he will never do this!At least a year ago he wouldn't.

No, to be precise, he didn't know how to do it two months ago.

Wang You started to learn painting in the second year of high school. In addition to attending classes, he usually had to be in the painting classroom. He ran around and had no time at all...

Lao Xue stared at the poster and frowned for a long time.

Seeing him staring blankly, his girlfriend thought he was observing the beautiful woman, and pinched her waist hard.

After he came back, he was at a loss and immediately went to q to contact him.This is also the habit of modern young people. If there is anything to notify, they use their mobile phones.I have something to discuss... on the computer.

Although there is no such thing as Wang You's pk instructor on the poster, it is enough.

As soon as the result is online...

Because it is certain that Wang You will definitely come home, after Yu Bai typed it out, Lao Xue's first reaction was - no way, he brought his girlfriend home so soon?

Only when I saw the back did I realize that it was a dormitory.

Like Yu Bai, Zhan Qixue is not someone who talks nonsense, no matter how or when Wang You learned it.If he wanted to question him, he had to go to Wang You himself.If you say anything casually to Yu Bai, it is likely to cause a little trouble for Wang You.

But he was very happy to know Wang You, a good friend in the dormitory.

Because... this is their successor who suffered in the past!

So Lao Xue enthusiastically made friends with Yu Bai, and used... more interesting modifiers.

Lao Xue: Wang You, although he is not a class leader in our class, everyone likes him very much.They are the first to arrive every day. When we come, the windows are open for ventilation.

Yu Bai: ......... the earliest?

Lao Xue: Yes, Wang You is a short-tempered person.I also like to hand in the papers in advance during the exam.But after the third year of high school, he also knew that he had changed.Basically, when Wang You handed in the paper, it meant that the exam was coming to an end.

Yu Bai stared blankly at what Wang You said on the other side of QQ.I added one last sentence.

Lao Xue: He gets up early every morning, so he must have disturbed you in the dormitory.

Yu Bai, who was puzzled by these words at first, instantly understood them.

Yu Bai: That's right, every time you have to go out first, you must arrive at the earliest.During the military training, a few of us pulled him hard, but we were the only ones on the playground. (It's just us.)

Old School: You have worked hard.But Wang You has the ability to achieve the right benefits.Never second. (Never second to last.)

Yu Bai: Yes, well-meaning people like us really worry about it. (Anyone who is 1 minute earlier is unwilling. If you argue with him, this 1 minute will also pass.)

Lao Xue: Maybe you can try to make Wang You "late" a bit.You know we were trying to adjust the time on his watch and all that stuff.But the clock in his head remained exactly the same.This is the past that the whole class of more than 30 people has been unable to give up on.

Yu Bai: After learning the lesson, he can estimate the time without even walking.

Lao Xue: We once really suggested that he go to a TV station or something.Test your superpowers.

The two parties definitely belong to the type of talking happily.Although because of the old school opening remarks, the two deliberately maintained the ironic statement of "Wang You is too early".

However, Wang You's evaluation has been upgraded to that of a magical creature.

Lao Xue: If you live together, you may be able to break our record.

Yu Bai: It's useless. Wang You's mother just told me that she has been working hard since she discovered the problem for 15 years.The war of resistance is only eight years...

Lao Xue: Then count on the power of love.

Yu Bai: Love can create miracles, but Wang You himself is a miracle...

Yu Bai thought of Wang You's amazing computer technology (==|||), but the miracle he said here is naturally the dialectical relationship between Wang You's procrastination and his ability to finish everything on time.

But having said that...the Goddess doesn't seem like a patient person, how could she endure such procrastination like Wang You to learn such complicated computer technology?

Could it be that the goddess is Wang You's true love?

Yu Bai felt that his thoughts went back to the various brains that Wang You criticized just now.Combined with his guess just now, he felt that it was necessary to remind Wang You that if the goddess was a man, he would do so.

The old school on the other side looked at Yu Bai's words, thought he was retreating, and cheered him up fiercely.How can you not let the "junior" admit defeat so quickly in front of Wang You, can you?

Yu Bai: Success!I take up the challenge and always succeed once.I will definitely take pictures and leave evidence for you to see.

Old School: It's a deal.

Yu Bai: By the way, what are you looking for with Wang You?Need I paraphrase or pull him up now?

Lao Xue: It’s nothing, I didn’t watch it carefully when I reported the performance.I didn't know until the school released the posters that he did the make-up that day... Tell him a word for me-he has made rapid progress.

Yu Bai: Yes, I will tell you.

Lao Xue: Sorry to trouble you, by the way, I remember that his calligraphy is also very good, let him write the names of me and my girlfriend for me.I'm going to make a craft with it.

Yu Bai: Received.

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"What do you mean by your former study committee member?" Yu Bai came to report immediately after Wang You woke up. "I think his words must have some kind of deep meaning? I think it's a code. He was kidnapped?"

The secret code that Yu Bai said was the phrase "making rapid progress".Because it was very abrupt, Yu Bai, who was thinking divergently, shared it with Wang You by the way.

"Have you read too much about the Da Vinci Code? Why don't you say that he took a fancy to my bonus and intended to give me a big meal."

"...It's only 200 yuan." What kind of meal can I eat. With the price of goods in S city and the boys' appetite, it's really not that Yu Bai, the second generation, has high vision.

"Huh? Your complexion is not very good... Overslept?"

"No, it's okay." Instantly transformed into a cover-up mode, full of etiquette skills, smiling softly and resolutely, and made a small request that could not be refuted and did not make people feel disgusted.

Feeling dizzy, Yu Bai ran to the refrigerator to help bring some snacks.

And Wang You immediately pulled his face down and walked up and down the room.

"What to do, what to do, why is it an old school!!"

"what happened?"

"He can be said to be the most difficult person to fool."

Wang You sadly recalled the glorious history of his previous study committee,

"One time the school recruited a thief, and all the computers in the teacher's office were stolen. He went there for a while and asked the teachers a few questions. Then he turned around and told the police who came to investigate where the criminal was... Second God... the thief caught it."

"........."

"There is an excellent girl in the class next door. She likes the grassroots in our class. She doesn't care that he has a girlfriend. She wants to be a mistress. No matter how thick-skinned she is, she sticks to it. Parents and teachers can't be troubled by this matter. (Bancao himself also fell in love with puppies.) After being silent for a week, Laoxue talked with this girl, and then we never saw this girl walking in the direction of our class. Laoxue said that he promised to keep it secret, so why didn’t he How to do it. But this incident has completely sublimated Laoxue's level in our minds."

"He caught that girl?"

"Everyone guesses like this, but the truth is just a mystery. If these two things are accidental...Do you know that everyone is here to find fault with QQ games?"

"Not fun."

"You are an intelligent brain, and you can analyze it in a second. Of course you can't play it. I am the fourth-level practice makes perfect, and he is the 15th-level, divine eye, with more than [-] million points."

"Now he feels that something is wrong, little Q... You must have been exposed. It's strange, there was no old school in the list of performances that day, how could a vague special contribution arouse his suspicion when the award was presented?"

"Anyway, no matter how shrewd a detective is, he can't convict him without evidence. Judging from what he asked Yu Bai to pass on, he just discovered something suspicious. Otherwise, what they're discussing throughout the article isn't your procrastination."

"...It's true, and he didn't mention you. He just suspected that I [made rapid progress]. And he didn't rush to tell me, and there was a probation."

Wang You cheered up and immediately sent a text message to Lao Xue in a relaxed and happy tone.Just be sure to express it slyly, my cousin is awesome, I am very talented, and I can learn it.Then he agreed to the word he wanted, and suggested that it would be just right to make a fan in the scorching summer.

"I want to study psychology."

"I think you need to learn deception more."

"It's all there!?"

"Even if you're tempted, it's too late. You must learn the computer now."

"Wang You!" Yu Bai rushed in with watermelon juice in one hand and a mobile phone in the other. "Bei Qing got the club list in advance at school. He sent it to me when he knew we were together. We need to sign up on the first day of school. We can choose first."

The author has something to say: Keke, I sincerely apologize here, to whom?For old school.

In the early stage, in order to lay the groundwork and not to steal Wang You's limelight, I just laid a foreshadowing and left.Look back now, if this chapter is not carefully written.Just looking at the early stage, one would indeed imagine him as that... quite annoying person.

In fact, I just created a careful and rational detective type character who can't get around no matter how Wang You fools around.When Wang You was going smoothly, he had to always be vigilant against those who tried to make up for him.

This process will continue until Wang You can't hold it anymore, and he will be lenient when he breaks the jar and confesses.

His identity is also specially arranged, not only to understand Wang You's past (high school classmate) but also to get in touch with his present (university classmate)

Anyway, I'm really sorry that the previous description made everyone have such a misunderstanding.I'm sorry for the old school, and I'm sorry for everyone.