All-round learning machine

A society is a mutual benefit organization formed by people with certain common characteristics.But it might be more appropriate to call it an interest group between the school and the students.

When this kind of campus clubs first became popular, everyone was playing tickets + playing tickets.No one is seriously involved, neither the organizers nor the participants.

More people are studying at school, falling in love, and playing with their friends everywhere.

However, later facts proved that regular organization and participation in various activities is very good for the only child generation to expand interpersonal relationships and learn interpersonal communication. Such students are more likely to integrate into society.

These "factual proofs" are all said in the newspapers, and it has to be said that there is some truth.So as time goes by, the people in the organization pay more attention.Participating people are more motivated.

Various rules and regulations are also more comprehensive.

"so much?"

The text message sent by Bei Qing needs to be turned around to see it.It can be seen that the spare time life of S University is quite rich.

"Stargazing, mountain climbing, weaving, dancing, animation, friendship, various musical instruments, bands, basketball, football, tennis, table tennis, etc... etc. There is even the legendary supernatural research club."

That is a club with a death rate of 90.00% in horror novels and anime. (The rest are either ghosts disguised as students or protagonists.)

"Look at the penultimate one." Yu Bai twitched the corner of his mouth, pointing to the phone, and there are more fierce ones.

"The Anti-Human Movement Research Institute... Should I say that S University is worthy of being a famous university?" There are many geniuses in prestigious schools, and the ideas of geniuses can't always be compared with ordinary people. "Are they studying how to treat this kind of behavior and personality or studying how to be anti-human?"

"I don't know, which one do you choose? There is a tea art club. If you go there, you will definitely feel superior."

Yu Bai's expression definitely does not mean this, he definitely wants to see his friend show off his computer skills.But I also understand that if Wang You wanted to demonstrate such a technique, he would have already made a name for himself.

Presumably it was also a death order from the goddess.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon has always been a low-key favorite of Chinese people.

But after being in such close contact with the "man of God", he can understand.Technical talents like Goddess and Wang You.If he was really known by the world, Wang You would definitely not have the days of going to school, going home, sleeping, and continuing to insist on procrastinating.

"Although I also think this proposal is good. Unfortunately, tea art clubs usually only recruit girls." He was told about this when he was studying in Xiao Q's space.Modern tea ceremony performances are dominated by women, and it has gradually evolved into a pure form of performance... as long as there are beautiful girls.

The same is true for student associations.

"Wailian Society?" This society obviously attracts those who want to start a relationship.

"not so good……"

In fact, when Yu Bai first started talking, Xiao Q investigated the major clubs.That fraternity club that sounded good, because there had been several incidents of jealousy, and there was a fight once.It died in name only a few years ago.If it wasn't for a school that doesn't have a foreign association, it seems a bit cheap (other schools have it), and I'm afraid it doesn't even have a name.

Who made neither the teachers nor the students want to organize anymore.

"That's right, it sounds like a blind date." Yu Bai was still so optimistic, after finding a reason for himself, his eyes lingered on tennis and the band again. "Actually, if we choose, it doesn't mean that others will want us. Whichever you choose, I will go together."

"Let's promote the club." Now is the information age, and this club that used to produce blackboard newspapers and clip art is now getting bigger and bigger.

In addition to the old-fashioned publicity in the glass box, the school's official website, student forums, and Weibo are all managed by them.Post timely news.The school's notice arranges activity promotion and the like.They are all responsible.

Of course, Xiao Q also found a secret, not very harmonious, private website that only students can see.There is a lot of gossip without evidence at all.

Let the students develop on their own.For example, Putin's divorce case is more conspicuously hung on the top, and everyone excitedly speculates that the Lily female prime minister of Iceland must have stimulated Putin, and Medvedev is expected to rectify it.

The organization is so clear that Xiao Q gave a high score of 70% credibility.

In any case, a relatively large, orthodox, and professional association.Always a good choice.As for whether the club accepts it or not... let's talk about it later.

"Me too...I need to study it, it's a big deal."

"So, have you finished reading the information I just gave you?" Wang You looked over with a smile.The other party looked back with a bitter face. "I think I'm practical."

Wang You made a gesture of invitation, and Yu Bai immediately ran to the tea set where Wang You "sleeped" and began to perform.As a result, Yu Bai surrendered as soon as he sat down and before he made a move.

"I'll keep carrying it."

"??"

"I remember that this kind of Longjing tea should be 75-85 degrees Celsius. Then I forgot, I didn't know, the water was boiled for a few minutes and it was 85 degrees."

Wang You looked at Yu Bai speechlessly and continued to recite.I really don't understand how hardworking this kind of student is?Or opportunistic?

[I think he is more knowledgeable about current affairs than you. Think about when you first started learning...you have to try again and again.I don't know how to consolidate and consolidate through theory. 】

[My physical memory is the strongest when I study in the learning machine.I chose to rely on practice to remember the water temperature, and I touched them one by one, and there was nothing wrong with it. 】

[But you disrupted the normal teaching steps. 】The learning machine also has its own obsessive-compulsive disorder.He was just upset at Wang You's "correct" decision.

[I think Yu Bai should be punished a little bit.I think I had to grit my teeth and start because of your various measures.It's always so hard to start. 】

Xiaoq's punishment on Wang You is a psychological hint.For example, in English class, speaking a sentence of Chinese would be a pain in the ass.Xiaoq thinks that there will be no better way of punishment than him.

After all, it is impossible for Wang You to physically punish Yu Bai (such as hitting the palm of the hand).It is also impossible that if you can't recite it, you will not be allowed to eat.But soon Xiaoq began to sigh, no wonder the brain can never be compared with intelligent creatures.This creativity is extraordinary.

"What is this?" Wang You brought a pot of water with a strange color after going out for a few minutes.Using the small cup he drank tea before, he poured Yu Bai a small half cup. "Your punishment mechanism, if it is wrong, or if you can't remember it on time, have a drink yourself."

"Is this drinkable? Isn't the color too weird?"

"It's guaranteed to be pure and natural." She looked at Yu Bai encouragingly.

Sure enough, Yu Bai took a bold gulp down and sprayed it out.With his self-cultivation, if he hadn't been in the state of being a god, he wouldn't be so rude.

"I thought there was no dry juice in cartoons. What kind of water is this?"

"500ml of purified water, add sugar, vinegar, salt, monosodium glutamate, chicken essence, pepper, salad, tomato sauce, yogurt, bad stew, cooking wine, white wine, old godmother, southern milk sauce, peanut butter." He has everything in the kitchen Poured it in. "It looks great."

"Hmm..." Yu Bai recollected that feeling, and suddenly felt that such a rich food culture in the Celestial Dynasty was also a disaster.

"It's fine if you think it tastes bad. In fact, I also suffered when I was in elementary school." One stick and one sweet date.Wang You succeeded in making Yu Bai's mental balance a lot.

In fact, this cup of mixed sauce is very useful, and Yu Bai's learning efficiency is gradually increasing.

"People really need to be forced." Yu Bai, who was affirmed by Wang You for the first time, was very emotional. "If this thing was invented earlier, I might have gone to Tsinghua University and Peking University."

"What do you think of Tsinghua University and Peking University?" You can pass the exam with a little push, and there is no such thing as failure in the world. "Success let you take a breather. Come on, here are some common code words, you can also start to memorize them a little bit."

As the computer technology used to catch Yu Bai, it was true that the other party put more effort into it.Yu Bai was not even afraid of death and sighed, seeing too much tea and water.Looking at these simple, straightforward and boring words, I find it interesting.

"There's a text message." I probably missed it when I went to make tea just now. "Old school."

There are no superfluous words.It's about making gifts for his girlfriend. Apart from asking for a flamboyant name, I also hope that Wang You can also write the doggerel he wrote for his girlfriend.

[He doesn't look suspicious. 】

[Makeup, calligraphy, he already knows that I have learned two things in a short time.Do you think I have learned so much under your urging, and I can stay on the smooth side and nothing happens?I think sooner or later...Huh?Huh?Huh? 】

[Wang You? 】

[Little Q, why do you think I should hide from my old school? 】

Wang You found himself in a dead end.Because of his careful study and previous brilliant experience, after Wang You knew that his sudden explosion of various skills had been known by his opponent.I felt like this couldn't go on.So there was a moment of panic.

But on the other hand... There's no need for him to hide it.

If this kind of golden finger is announced to the world, it would be too long to live.

But close relatives and friends don't say anything, it's sick.

After he told his family about this incident, he subconsciously had a feeling of "coming to an end".Who makes this period of time the most special.Everyone is busy regaining their mood and stepping into the university campus.No time for old school reunions.He always disappears. When he sees someone online on QQ, he runs to say that he has cheats, right?

My friend is thinking about it later.After college, I was surrounded by strange classmates.Naturally, I won't tell everyone.

So much so that he has forgotten that this matter is "able to speak".

[Of course I can trust the old school's character.He is my classmate for three years, and the relationship between the two of us is still very good.In the future, we will still be at the same school for four years, and there will definitely be further exchanges.Yuhui can guess the possibility of one, two, three, four because of my rapid progress in English.The old school's IQ is even more guaranteed.Fangzheng will know sooner or later...]

【no! ! ! 】Little Q strongly objected.

【why not?Can't you trust Lao Xue?Well, I admit that people's hearts are unpredictable, and I also admit that people are subject to change.But thinking about everything like that makes life too tiring.There are still many good people in the world.If you still don't feel relieved, why don't we learn hypnotism or something later.I think there is that kind of hypnotic suggestion in the novel.As long as certain conditions are met, hypnosis will start...]

This is good.The condition set can be said that once the other party has the idea of ​​​​disclosing this matter without permission.Let him forget about Xiao Q.

According to the goal he just set before, he will have many "apprentices" like Yu Bai around him in the future.Although they can be said to be relatives and friends, he cannot guarantee that everyone will keep their promises for a lifetime.So the last shackle is still necessary.

But it's quite fantasy...【Can you teach? 】

[Of course I will teach, I am an all-round learning machine... This is not the point! ! ! 】Little Q continued to scream. [It's not that I don't trust people you think are good.Nor is it to refute the right or wrong feelings between you humans.But... I am not reconciled! ! 】

【? ? ? 】

【You are my host, how can you casually admit defeat to a human being! ! 】An arrow hit the knee of all mankind.

[Then what do you mean? 】

【You must fight him! 】If little Q is not a rhombus, he must be in the state of clenching his fist and swinging towards the sky now. [Facing the difficulties. 】

[There is no such thing as admitting defeat.I couldn't turn the corner before, but we are really good friends.To lie to him so hard, or to treat him like a fool when there is already a loophole...] It's not something that can't be said at all, and it's not that there are no protective measures...

[Then within one year! 】

[Deal, in fact, there is still a lot of room for this matter.As long as I...be patient for a year and don't make any publicity.That's it.Lao Xue is no longer in my class.He wouldn't follow the tea table behind my butt for such a little curiosity. 】

[That should be easy to do.You are not a pushy person. 】

[There is a kind of uneasiness called intuition, a kind of emotion called impulsiveness, and a kind of future called accident...] Wang You has done a lot of literature and art, and the conclusion is very simple. [I always feel that I will bump into it by myself. 】

【I will remind you. 】

[Sometimes you are hotter than me. 】

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On the first day of school, sign up for club activities.Propaganda agency here.

"Hehehe."

Wang You+Yu Bai: I said senior sister, can you stop laughing so creepily.It's all hobbies.

"Want to join us? Yes, you must have a vote."

Two people:…………

"I want a press release that can be published in the hall and in the kitchen, that is to say... it must be able to be published on the school's official website with serious news, but also have a certain amount of gossip that everyone can see."

"What if there is no such news in school?" Gossip is revealed in the seriousness, is there such news?

"Obviously, you don't know how popular our society is. We only want elites. By the way, a friendly reminder. The so-called news must be true. If there are no conditions, create conditions. Work hard ~ hehehehe."

Next to the senior with a creepy smile, there was a gentle and considerate senior who comforted the two petrified freshmen on her behalf.

"Attention, drafts will be compared within a week."