Jujube
Chapter 30 Scam
Mao Lin walked out of the tube building hesitantly after three days of "being poor and thinking about change".Instead of selling his kidneys, he went out for a stroll, and finally bought some plastic Guanyin pendants from a street stall.These plastic Avalokitesvara pendants shone with crystal luster in the sun, and Mao Lin touched them as if he were touching pieces of genuine jade.
I thought Mao Lin was going to sell fake jade instead, but Mao Lin shook his head and said it was "not for sale".It is not for sale but a gift. He wants to give these "Jade Guanyin" to his parents who live and eat, and let the Bodhisattva bless them with a long life.
Mao Lin printed a hundred leaflets and asked me to distribute them to the elderly with eyesight.He said that he wants to gather people with predestined relationship together, just like everyone gathers in a temple to worship Buddha. This is called "building good karma".The expression on his face was like that of an eminent monk who was about to save all sentient beings.
Two days later, Mao Lin gave a lecture in the small rented classroom.A hundred leaflets were sent out, but only ten people came. Mao Lin had prepared a megaphone, but now it was useless.But he is still full of enthusiasm, and he uses his loud voice to teach health knowledge to those who are destined, and sell our health medicines by the way.
During the speech, Mao Lin asked me to send a "not for sale" to all the elderly present.He stared at the plastic Avalokitesvara pendant in the old man's hand with a smile, and his eyes flashed with kindness and gentleness. At this moment, Mao Lin took out a loudspeaker and said very emotionally: "I wish all uncles and aunts and families health and safety! "It seems that he gave lectures not to sell health medicines, but to think about everyone's health sincerely.
Immediately after the speech ended, Mao Lin announced the time of the next lecture, and he thoughtfully prepared a new flyer to send to his predestined people.When an old man asked him if he could take some more leaflets back to pad the table legs, Mao Lin was not angry at all, and he politely replied: "Of course, you can also share a few leaflets for other aunts to pad the table legs." foot."
The leaflets were sent out, and the lecture was over. Mao Lin's mouth was burning with anger, but he only sold two boxes of health medicines. Not only did he not make any money, but he lost hundreds of dollars.But Mao Lin insisted on starting the second game, and there was no turning back when he opened the bow. He is now trying to drive the ducks to the shelves, and if he doesn't make it, he will get it.I still distributed leaflets for him, this time I distributed [-] leaflets.
Mao Lin's second lecture was more lively than the first one. People who were destined to come last time came again this time to continue their relationship. Some even brought their grandchildren to receive Guanyin.When I entered the door, I asked, "Is there any Guanyin to give away today? Does everyone have a gift?" When I handed over the items not for sale to them, someone pulled me and asked, "When is the next lecture? "
They became addicted to listening to the lectures, and Mao Lin also became addicted to speaking, so there was a third one.At that time, Mao Lin's non-sale products had all been delivered, so he went shopping at the stalls outside again, and this time he bought a batch of combs.Combs are cheaper than Avalokitesvara pendants. During the speech, I heard Mao Lin eloquently say that regular hair combing is good for promoting blood circulation in the head, reducing the risk of cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, and prolonging life.
By the time Mao Lin's lecture was held for the fifth time, his savings had been exhausted, but he never got tired of it and still wanted to continue.I want to finish this show, and then we will sell our kidneys.But Mao Lin said excitedly: "I have a strong premonition——I'm about to attain Taoism!"
While rubbing vegetable oil on the steamed buns, he showed a morbid smile. It didn't look like he was going to attain Taoism, but he was going to ascend to heaven.I thought he was talking nonsense, but I didn't expect Mao Lin's premonition to be right.He took a gamble, and he won.
Mao Lin made a fortune by "making good fortune".
After the old people who attended the lecture bought health care products, not only did none of them come to Mao Lin to settle accounts, but they were very grateful to him.They said that after taking Mao Lin's medicine, everything got better. Not only did they become his loyal listeners, they even said that Mao Lin was a "living Bodhisattva".
All of a sudden, fake medicines that could not be sold were rushed to buy.
Mao Lin tasted the taste of getting rich, and after falling asleep for several days, he woke up with a "hehe" smile. In his sleep, his dreams were full of "I, Mao Lin, finally picked up gold"!But as soon as the excitement passed, his happiness faded away, and soon after, Mao Lin had new troubles.
Mao Lin confided to me: "Now I have money, but I'm still not happy. Why? Because I still pee every day! I need a woman."
As he said that, he leaned at me resentfully: "If you were a woman, you would be perfect. I don't need to go out to find other women. We just sleep together. Sigh!"
If only you were a woman... Similar words have been heard in my ears so many times, from different mouths, what a curse.But I suddenly found that none of these voices came from Lu Xinyao.
My brother never seems to have promised me anything, the only thing I can think of is that he told me that he will always be my real brother.But he didn't.
When Mao Lin discovered that he needed a woman, he acted quickly.That night Mao Lin said he was going to take a bath, and he took a very long bath, which lasted for an hour without ending.
I passed the bathroom on my way to use the bathroom, and there was no Maureen in it.When I walked back, at the end of the corridor, I saw Mao Lin coming out of Wang Chunlu's room next door with his upper body naked.Mao Lin also saw me, with his hands stuck on the waistband of his trousers, he was buttoning up the buttons, while turning his head and smiling at me.
Mao Lin blushed and told me that he was refreshed now, with inexhaustible strength, and he was more energetic than sleeping from day to night, and then from night to day.Then he told me dissatisfied that he was late, and that bitch Wang Chunlu had been fed all the milk, causing him to gnaw for a long time in vain, without even sucking a fart.
On Mao Lin, I smelled a smell of traditional Chinese medicine. Later, this smell often floated around me, from Mao Lin to Wang Chunlu.I have a vague feeling that sleeping with one person will mix the two smells together, making one person sleep as a part of another person's body.
Mao Lin made good friends outside during the day, and slept happily with Wang Chunlu at night.Wang Chunlu's attitude towards Mao Lin gradually changed. In the past, when she saw Mao Lin, she would grit her teeth and squint her eyes resentfully, as if she hated him very much.However, a month later, her eyes became docile, and she even gave Mao Lin the dumplings she made.
Seeing the back of Wang Chunlu walking in the corridor holding the wooden basin again, Mao Lin's eyes were full of complacency.Wang Chunlu's figure is still as tired as before, but Mao Lin thinks she is weaker than before, because she has been tossed by him for several nights so that her legs can't be closed, her throat can't make a sound, she can only be like Donkeys and horses pant like "咴咴儿".Wang Chunlu's former man made her bones crispy, but now he directly makes her soft and boneless.
For this reason, Mao Lin specially bought two pig's trotters and a catty of white kidney beans, and gave them to Wang Chunlu, and asked her to stew hoof flower soup to nourish her body.
Sometimes he also said worryingly: "I'm used to sleeping with that bitch, what if I don't get used to sleeping with other women in the future? Ah, I don't want to marry a bitch..."
Does doing anything eventually become a habit?Will you sleep too?So, is it also a habit for Lu Xinyao to be my brother?He likes Mei Qingqing's butt, and he doesn't like me either...
Can the habit be broken?I asked Maurin.
Mao Lin was startled, his eyes lit up suddenly, he stared at me and shouted: "That makes sense! Why can't you quit? It's not about smoking opium. What's so difficult about quitting a woman?"
Mao Lin no longer often got into Wang Chunlu's room, he began to look for other fun to fill the void left by this woman.Mao Lin bought a DVD player and a stack of discs, and used them to watch movies during the time when she was sleeping before.He vowed that when he finished watching this stack of discs, he would completely quit the habit of sleeping with Wang Chunlu.
However, when Mao Lin was taken away by the police, he hadn't had time to finish watching the stack of discs.
The day Mao Lin was arrested, we were not together, and I heard that he was reported.The old people who were deceived by Mao Lin did not believe that Mao Lin was selling counterfeit medicines. They cursed the police for wrongly arresting a good man, and begged Buddha to bless him.I don't know if Bodhisattva will save Mao Lin, but money may do.
Mao Lin and I are neither related nor by reason. Being caught cheating deserves the crime. If the situation is reversed and the person locked up in the detention center is me, Mao Lin will definitely take the money and run away.But since I was a child, I have never been a person who can distinguish between black and white. I didn't think about anything. I took the money that Mao Lin had given me over the past year, combined it with Mao Lin's own savings, and went to the detention center to pay the fine.
After three months in the detention center, Mao Lin was finally released.His still shrewd eyes stared at me for a long time, just like when we first met on the train, then Mao Lin hugged me tightly and said very movedly that he would treat me to a meal.
I said we were out of money.Mao Lin is released from the detention center, but his past earned glory is locked in, and we are back to living in poverty.
Mao Lin shook his head and insisted on treating me to dinner.
"I remember that during the Mid-Autumn Festival, hairy crabs and hairy crabs were advertised on TV every day. I was so hungry, I will treat you to eat hairy crabs!" Mao Lin said.
The supper stalls in Nanting are set up at night, along the bank of the Linjiang River, there are umbrellas everywhere, with yellow and yellow incandescent bulbs hanging under the umbrellas, the lights are bright, and the river wind blows. .Also cold, but lively.People are crowded together, and those who don’t know each other sit around a table. There is a bowl in front of each person, and the contents in the bowl are different: there are Guilin rice noodles, Guangdong rice rolls, Bozai cakes, Taiwan’s oyster omelette, and Hangzhou’s. Xiaolongbao...
Mao Lin ordered two pairs of hairy crabs. The crabs were split apart, and the shells were covered with fat crab paste. He pushed the peeled crabs to me, and chattered a lot while peeling the crab shells, just like when he was giving a speech. many.
Mao Lin recalled when we met for the first time a year ago, and told me with great emotion: "I fell in love with you when I was on the train, and I knew at a glance that this person would never betray me."
I asked Mao Lin why, and he grinned: "Because you don't have a quack look on your face, you look good, and you look honest. Let me tell you, the old man loves you the most. This is a gift from God. You just need to practice it." Now, keep the next hook and catch another... This is called 'one is willing to hit and one is willing to suffer'!"
While talking, he pried open the beer bottle cap, paused, and added: "But now I find that the old saying 'Looking from the heart' makes sense. You are really honest." Mao Lin poured himself a glass He also poured me a glass of beer. I had never drank it before, but I wanted to drink it, so I took it and had a glass with Mao Lin.
It is indeed bitter.I recall Lu Xinyao's kiss, a kiss I stole.I remember Xiao Wu said that that day my brother was also fed white food, so there was a burst of hotness on his tongue, and the pain would double.
I asked Mao Lin, what should we do in the future.
Mao Lin took a sip of the wine, and poured the beer into the transparent glass, golden yellow, shaking brightly, like shaking gold, shaking in the glass and in Mao Lin's eyes.
After a long time, he put down his glass and assured me that he would make a comeback in the future and do a great job.So what if someone reports it?Those predestined people still believe in him, and they still call him a "living Bodhisattva". How could a Bodhisattva fall down?How could it fail?This is something unprecedented and impossible to happen in the future...
Mao Lin said that he would never forget me, and then we would eat, drink and go shopping together.
But he lied to me.
I thought Mao Lin was going to sell fake jade instead, but Mao Lin shook his head and said it was "not for sale".It is not for sale but a gift. He wants to give these "Jade Guanyin" to his parents who live and eat, and let the Bodhisattva bless them with a long life.
Mao Lin printed a hundred leaflets and asked me to distribute them to the elderly with eyesight.He said that he wants to gather people with predestined relationship together, just like everyone gathers in a temple to worship Buddha. This is called "building good karma".The expression on his face was like that of an eminent monk who was about to save all sentient beings.
Two days later, Mao Lin gave a lecture in the small rented classroom.A hundred leaflets were sent out, but only ten people came. Mao Lin had prepared a megaphone, but now it was useless.But he is still full of enthusiasm, and he uses his loud voice to teach health knowledge to those who are destined, and sell our health medicines by the way.
During the speech, Mao Lin asked me to send a "not for sale" to all the elderly present.He stared at the plastic Avalokitesvara pendant in the old man's hand with a smile, and his eyes flashed with kindness and gentleness. At this moment, Mao Lin took out a loudspeaker and said very emotionally: "I wish all uncles and aunts and families health and safety! "It seems that he gave lectures not to sell health medicines, but to think about everyone's health sincerely.
Immediately after the speech ended, Mao Lin announced the time of the next lecture, and he thoughtfully prepared a new flyer to send to his predestined people.When an old man asked him if he could take some more leaflets back to pad the table legs, Mao Lin was not angry at all, and he politely replied: "Of course, you can also share a few leaflets for other aunts to pad the table legs." foot."
The leaflets were sent out, and the lecture was over. Mao Lin's mouth was burning with anger, but he only sold two boxes of health medicines. Not only did he not make any money, but he lost hundreds of dollars.But Mao Lin insisted on starting the second game, and there was no turning back when he opened the bow. He is now trying to drive the ducks to the shelves, and if he doesn't make it, he will get it.I still distributed leaflets for him, this time I distributed [-] leaflets.
Mao Lin's second lecture was more lively than the first one. People who were destined to come last time came again this time to continue their relationship. Some even brought their grandchildren to receive Guanyin.When I entered the door, I asked, "Is there any Guanyin to give away today? Does everyone have a gift?" When I handed over the items not for sale to them, someone pulled me and asked, "When is the next lecture? "
They became addicted to listening to the lectures, and Mao Lin also became addicted to speaking, so there was a third one.At that time, Mao Lin's non-sale products had all been delivered, so he went shopping at the stalls outside again, and this time he bought a batch of combs.Combs are cheaper than Avalokitesvara pendants. During the speech, I heard Mao Lin eloquently say that regular hair combing is good for promoting blood circulation in the head, reducing the risk of cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, and prolonging life.
By the time Mao Lin's lecture was held for the fifth time, his savings had been exhausted, but he never got tired of it and still wanted to continue.I want to finish this show, and then we will sell our kidneys.But Mao Lin said excitedly: "I have a strong premonition——I'm about to attain Taoism!"
While rubbing vegetable oil on the steamed buns, he showed a morbid smile. It didn't look like he was going to attain Taoism, but he was going to ascend to heaven.I thought he was talking nonsense, but I didn't expect Mao Lin's premonition to be right.He took a gamble, and he won.
Mao Lin made a fortune by "making good fortune".
After the old people who attended the lecture bought health care products, not only did none of them come to Mao Lin to settle accounts, but they were very grateful to him.They said that after taking Mao Lin's medicine, everything got better. Not only did they become his loyal listeners, they even said that Mao Lin was a "living Bodhisattva".
All of a sudden, fake medicines that could not be sold were rushed to buy.
Mao Lin tasted the taste of getting rich, and after falling asleep for several days, he woke up with a "hehe" smile. In his sleep, his dreams were full of "I, Mao Lin, finally picked up gold"!But as soon as the excitement passed, his happiness faded away, and soon after, Mao Lin had new troubles.
Mao Lin confided to me: "Now I have money, but I'm still not happy. Why? Because I still pee every day! I need a woman."
As he said that, he leaned at me resentfully: "If you were a woman, you would be perfect. I don't need to go out to find other women. We just sleep together. Sigh!"
If only you were a woman... Similar words have been heard in my ears so many times, from different mouths, what a curse.But I suddenly found that none of these voices came from Lu Xinyao.
My brother never seems to have promised me anything, the only thing I can think of is that he told me that he will always be my real brother.But he didn't.
When Mao Lin discovered that he needed a woman, he acted quickly.That night Mao Lin said he was going to take a bath, and he took a very long bath, which lasted for an hour without ending.
I passed the bathroom on my way to use the bathroom, and there was no Maureen in it.When I walked back, at the end of the corridor, I saw Mao Lin coming out of Wang Chunlu's room next door with his upper body naked.Mao Lin also saw me, with his hands stuck on the waistband of his trousers, he was buttoning up the buttons, while turning his head and smiling at me.
Mao Lin blushed and told me that he was refreshed now, with inexhaustible strength, and he was more energetic than sleeping from day to night, and then from night to day.Then he told me dissatisfied that he was late, and that bitch Wang Chunlu had been fed all the milk, causing him to gnaw for a long time in vain, without even sucking a fart.
On Mao Lin, I smelled a smell of traditional Chinese medicine. Later, this smell often floated around me, from Mao Lin to Wang Chunlu.I have a vague feeling that sleeping with one person will mix the two smells together, making one person sleep as a part of another person's body.
Mao Lin made good friends outside during the day, and slept happily with Wang Chunlu at night.Wang Chunlu's attitude towards Mao Lin gradually changed. In the past, when she saw Mao Lin, she would grit her teeth and squint her eyes resentfully, as if she hated him very much.However, a month later, her eyes became docile, and she even gave Mao Lin the dumplings she made.
Seeing the back of Wang Chunlu walking in the corridor holding the wooden basin again, Mao Lin's eyes were full of complacency.Wang Chunlu's figure is still as tired as before, but Mao Lin thinks she is weaker than before, because she has been tossed by him for several nights so that her legs can't be closed, her throat can't make a sound, she can only be like Donkeys and horses pant like "咴咴儿".Wang Chunlu's former man made her bones crispy, but now he directly makes her soft and boneless.
For this reason, Mao Lin specially bought two pig's trotters and a catty of white kidney beans, and gave them to Wang Chunlu, and asked her to stew hoof flower soup to nourish her body.
Sometimes he also said worryingly: "I'm used to sleeping with that bitch, what if I don't get used to sleeping with other women in the future? Ah, I don't want to marry a bitch..."
Does doing anything eventually become a habit?Will you sleep too?So, is it also a habit for Lu Xinyao to be my brother?He likes Mei Qingqing's butt, and he doesn't like me either...
Can the habit be broken?I asked Maurin.
Mao Lin was startled, his eyes lit up suddenly, he stared at me and shouted: "That makes sense! Why can't you quit? It's not about smoking opium. What's so difficult about quitting a woman?"
Mao Lin no longer often got into Wang Chunlu's room, he began to look for other fun to fill the void left by this woman.Mao Lin bought a DVD player and a stack of discs, and used them to watch movies during the time when she was sleeping before.He vowed that when he finished watching this stack of discs, he would completely quit the habit of sleeping with Wang Chunlu.
However, when Mao Lin was taken away by the police, he hadn't had time to finish watching the stack of discs.
The day Mao Lin was arrested, we were not together, and I heard that he was reported.The old people who were deceived by Mao Lin did not believe that Mao Lin was selling counterfeit medicines. They cursed the police for wrongly arresting a good man, and begged Buddha to bless him.I don't know if Bodhisattva will save Mao Lin, but money may do.
Mao Lin and I are neither related nor by reason. Being caught cheating deserves the crime. If the situation is reversed and the person locked up in the detention center is me, Mao Lin will definitely take the money and run away.But since I was a child, I have never been a person who can distinguish between black and white. I didn't think about anything. I took the money that Mao Lin had given me over the past year, combined it with Mao Lin's own savings, and went to the detention center to pay the fine.
After three months in the detention center, Mao Lin was finally released.His still shrewd eyes stared at me for a long time, just like when we first met on the train, then Mao Lin hugged me tightly and said very movedly that he would treat me to a meal.
I said we were out of money.Mao Lin is released from the detention center, but his past earned glory is locked in, and we are back to living in poverty.
Mao Lin shook his head and insisted on treating me to dinner.
"I remember that during the Mid-Autumn Festival, hairy crabs and hairy crabs were advertised on TV every day. I was so hungry, I will treat you to eat hairy crabs!" Mao Lin said.
The supper stalls in Nanting are set up at night, along the bank of the Linjiang River, there are umbrellas everywhere, with yellow and yellow incandescent bulbs hanging under the umbrellas, the lights are bright, and the river wind blows. .Also cold, but lively.People are crowded together, and those who don’t know each other sit around a table. There is a bowl in front of each person, and the contents in the bowl are different: there are Guilin rice noodles, Guangdong rice rolls, Bozai cakes, Taiwan’s oyster omelette, and Hangzhou’s. Xiaolongbao...
Mao Lin ordered two pairs of hairy crabs. The crabs were split apart, and the shells were covered with fat crab paste. He pushed the peeled crabs to me, and chattered a lot while peeling the crab shells, just like when he was giving a speech. many.
Mao Lin recalled when we met for the first time a year ago, and told me with great emotion: "I fell in love with you when I was on the train, and I knew at a glance that this person would never betray me."
I asked Mao Lin why, and he grinned: "Because you don't have a quack look on your face, you look good, and you look honest. Let me tell you, the old man loves you the most. This is a gift from God. You just need to practice it." Now, keep the next hook and catch another... This is called 'one is willing to hit and one is willing to suffer'!"
While talking, he pried open the beer bottle cap, paused, and added: "But now I find that the old saying 'Looking from the heart' makes sense. You are really honest." Mao Lin poured himself a glass He also poured me a glass of beer. I had never drank it before, but I wanted to drink it, so I took it and had a glass with Mao Lin.
It is indeed bitter.I recall Lu Xinyao's kiss, a kiss I stole.I remember Xiao Wu said that that day my brother was also fed white food, so there was a burst of hotness on his tongue, and the pain would double.
I asked Mao Lin, what should we do in the future.
Mao Lin took a sip of the wine, and poured the beer into the transparent glass, golden yellow, shaking brightly, like shaking gold, shaking in the glass and in Mao Lin's eyes.
After a long time, he put down his glass and assured me that he would make a comeback in the future and do a great job.So what if someone reports it?Those predestined people still believe in him, and they still call him a "living Bodhisattva". How could a Bodhisattva fall down?How could it fail?This is something unprecedented and impossible to happen in the future...
Mao Lin said that he would never forget me, and then we would eat, drink and go shopping together.
But he lied to me.
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