I'm bent, I'm bent! ! !

[Family Education] (Let's do it one by one, in order)

Event [-]: Sudden return

"Your previous math teacher had a car accident and was recuperating in the hospital. From today onwards, I will lead your math class." The handsome-looking man with short blond hair and a suit said standing on the podium. "My name is Alaudi, which means skylark in Italian, but I have British nationality. You can call me Mr. Alaudi, or Mr. Lark."

"Huh???" Tsunayoshi Sawada slapped the table and stood up, pointing at Alaudi, speechless in surprise.

"Ahahaha, Natsume is back, and she seems to be fine." Yamamoto said, rubbing the back of his head.

"That damned guy, made Judaime so worried..." Gautai stared at him and gritted his teeth.

"That's great, so Mr. Mu doesn't have to worry about it." said the soft girl Kurom who was abducted by Peng Lie from Heiyao Middle School to Bingsheng Middle School.

In one class, after Alaudi split the podium, the whole class fell silent, and he lectured until the bell rang for the end of get out of class.

Everyone, including Boss Pengelie and the guardians, breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's Skylark!!!"

Suddenly there was such a scream in the corridor.

Wearing Bingsheng's old-fashioned school uniform, holding two crutches, walking towards this side angrily, who is it not Skylark?

"Run!!!" Screaming like this, in the corridor, those who could run ran, and those who couldn't run retreated into the classroom.

In the classroom, Skylark rarely bites and kills. During school, the classroom is the only place he admits that he can and must gather together.

"Isn't it time for the lunch break? I still have classes later." The only thing he needs to teach is Class A of the third year, which is just one class, and all the courses in this class are all taught by Principal Reborn. Alaudi came to teach.

As a result, Bingsheng School finally became Peng Lie's world...

"Huh?" Yunque was slightly taken aback.

"By the way, as a student in Class A of the third year, you missed my first class?" Alaudi raised his eyebrows as he turned sideways and looked at Skylark. "Physics class next class, student Skylark, I hope you can show up in class with your textbook."

So, after finally calming down, Tsunayoshi Sawada's life became "brilliant and colorful" again.

Leaving aside the air-conditioning that the larks who are forced to gather together in class every day, and fight with the teacher from time to time, what is the content of those classes?

I can’t understand the whole Italian teaching, bastard QAQ, if I can’t answer it, and if I can’t answer it in Italian, I will be sent a special bomb by Reborn, and I will go to Santuchuan for a trip. There is wood and TAT, good sports The lesson is that Mao will become a Vengley-style field survival training, bastard! ! !

Under the Spartan education in Sparta, the only students left in this class are Boss Vengley and his guardians. Even Harumi Yohei, who was repeated because she failed the exam last year, was later dismissed. moved to this class.

As for the rest of the students?

They all applied to change classes, and were approved by the principal, Reborn, and got out of the misery early.

As for Peng Liezhong?Do you think the Demon King of Reborn would agree?

Event [-]: The first-generation baby version debuts

"D, when do you think we can grow up QAQ." As a real baby, Giotto looked at Alaudi and Feng "intimate" at the side without tears. And said D in biting the handkerchief tangled.

"Should we kill our parents, so that we can be raised by Peng Lie in a legitimate way, and then think of a way to let the little bird take care of us." Baby Baiyue said.

"Nufufu, let's not say that that guy will never agree, but you are not from Vengley. It is impossible to be raised by Vengley, right? It is still possible to be thrown into a dungeon." Baby Spedo said.

"It's not good to kill people casually, let alone our newborn parents." Baby Giotto said quickly.

"Alaudi, why did these little ghosts come to our house again?" Carl asked lazily, glancing at the little ghosts who were on the grass in the yard and looking inside, who couldn't even walk steadily.

"Just throw it out." Because it was a weekend, Alaudi, who had a rare leisure time, flipped through the book and replied distractedly while enjoying Feng's service in adult form.

This house was originally bought by 'Arnold' in the name of Natsume Takashi, and the members who live in it now include Alaudi, Carl, Kaze, and Skylark, these three humans with the same face?and a pet?

"Okay." Carl got up, and happily went to 'throw' the child.

When throwing them, I ravaged the three babies who had no strength but couldn't use them, and then threw them out of the wall, anyway, they couldn't fall to death.

Event Three: Alaudi's Chastity

"So, that Cone Born Zero is you in another dimension, and you threw him back now?" Reborn concluded in this way.

"Ah."

"Zero put the Varian leader on," Reborn said. "You should be responsible."

Alaudi put down the cup in his hand, touched his chin, and asked the wind beside him, "How do you feel?"

"Varian or something, let him die, isn't it because he lost his virginity?" Feng Xiao, who just had a relationship with Alaudi last night, had a gentle face, but the words he said were rare beasts.

"That's it, Kyouya won't agree." Alaudi said.

Last night, he had sex with Feng and Skylark. Obviously, it was the appearance of Feng and Skylark colluding.

"..." Reborn was silent, looking at his own fleshy little hands although he had grown up a lot, and looking at Feng who had turned back into an adult, he was feeling unbalanced.

Although his body has begun to grow now, he can only grow slowly like an ordinary human being, and he doesn't know how long it will take to recover his peak appearance.

So Reborn also felt that it was more balanced for someone to accompany him to mourn him.So Varian has been looking for Cone Shengling everywhere without knowing the truth, and the ten generations of Vengley are even more sad.

Under the joint defense of Feng and Skylark, Alaudi's chastity was largely protected, and even Rokudo Mukuro, who came out of the pineapple can, could not break through this strong fortress to achieve the goal of XXOO with Alaudi.

Ten generations of Pengelie, including Skylark, finally successfully graduated from Bingsheng Middle School. Therefore, according to Pengelie's arrangement, the ten generations of Pengelie who have received their graduation certificates are about to go to the Italian Mafia School to study for a year , One year later, as long as the school judges that he is qualified, Tsunayoshi Sawada can officially succeed Peng Lie.

As a special tutor, Alaudi also went to Italy, including most of the Rainbow Sons, who also accepted the special invitation and became the special tutor of the Mafia Academy.

Alaudi can still teach anything. He took almost all the lessons of Tsunayoshi Sawada's class, and the rest of the guardians were arranged in the 'Guardian' class according to their level.The class that Sawada Tsunayoshi is in is, of course, the 'BOSS' class.

Event 3: March 14, Valentine's Day is coming

In the new year, in addition to going to school, it is also accompanied by... Valentine's Day, the original Valentine's Day on February 2th did not go through for some reason, and then March 14th ushered in a few days after Alaudi came to Italy. This is a special festival, everyone decided that this Valentine's Day must not be ruined again.

"Happy Valentine's Day." What Feng and Skylark sent was the chocolate they jointly made, which was the taste that 'Arnold' once said was 'delicious', and Feng always remembered it.But now everything has changed.

"Thank you." Alaudi showed a rare smile, and gave Feng a French kiss.

So, early in the morning, the two physically normal men rolled onto the bed naturally after kissing each other.

Of course, Little Skylark, who is still not very open about this aspect, was not left behind.

Because sex in the morning was not part of today's itinerary, so Alaudi's morning class was naturally missed by him.But it doesn't matter, even if Alaudi didn't go, there is still Reborn, the ghost teacher.

Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention that Giotto and his guardian babies are also one year old this year. Most of the guardian babies plus a white moon baby have basically gathered in Italy. Of course, they live in their own Where do their parents live? Their parents are all selected by Vengley or themselves, and their family conditions are good. Like Spedo’s current parents, they are the patriarchs of an ancient Japanese family. All they need is an illusion Even if the family doesn't want the only heir of this generation to run away, they can only send him to Italy.

Finally, Giotto, who can walk, run and jump by himself, Spedo and Bai Yue said that this achievement is not easy.

On this special festival, they came to the Mafia Academy early with carefully selected chocolates that they didn’t make themselves, and then waited for Alaudi with Liudao Mukuro and others until it was almost lunch break. Alaudi was belatedly arriving with Skylark.

The two came together so late, and seeing Yunque's shy (are you sure?) look, everyone immediately understood what was going on, and their faces turned dark immediately, looking at Yunque's expression very unkindly.

"Herbivore, Alaudi won't accept your chocolate." Hibari challenged Liudao Mukuro to his only identified 'old enemy'.

Of these people, Hibari considered only Liudao Mu to be a threat.The remaining three are little babies, what can little babies do?

"It's not certain." Liudaomu... Let's call him the deacon, right? After all, he has always called himself Alaudi's deacon.

The deacon has a dark face, but he smiles gracefully. If the sound of gnashing of teeth is not so obvious, then he does look normal.

"Hmph, this is for you from the idiot." The one-year-old baby finally grew up to be two years old, unable to stand on Alaudi's head, so Reborn could only jump on Alaudi's shoulder and sit down, and then put a At first glance, the chocolates I bought were handed over. "If you don't accept it, Izuku will cry." He pointed to the panic-stricken teenager who was sitting on the sofa in the corner, saw Reborn take out the chocolate, and hurriedly rummaged through him.

Looking in the direction Reborn pointed, Alaudi saw Sawada, and the other party seemed to be aware of his gaze, looked over, and then suddenly looked away, his face flushed instantly.

"Wow, herbivores, you are so brave, you dare to touch my things." Skylark pulled out his abductor and rushed over. "Bite and kill!"

"No, it's not, Senior Skylark, listen to me." With a mournful face, the young man hurriedly explained while avoiding Skylark's attack.

Alaudi withdrew his gaze and nodded, "That's right, now you can avoid Skylark's normal attack without entering death mode."

"Of course, it doesn't matter who taught it." Reborn said very proudly.

Hibari, who heard the conversation here, immediately became more angry, and his attacks became more and more ruthless, and finally forced Sawada to enter the death mode.

Being able to enter the death mode without relying on any external force, Tsunayoshi Sawada has really improved a lot.

"I'll accept the chocolate. As long as there are not too many things like this, I will never refuse anyone." Taking the chocolate from the baby's hand, Alaudi said.

"Then take mine by the way, anyway, one more is not too much, and one less is not much." Reborn took out another small black box.

Alaudi raised his eyebrows in surprise, but took it anyway.

On the other side, Sawada breathed a sigh of relief seeing Alaudi accepting the chocolate, and then concentrated on dealing with Skylark in front of him, because without Skylark's obstruction, it became very easy for the others to give away chocolates.

Whether it's Liudaoku's or Giotto's, Spedo's and Baiyue's chocolates, Alaudi always accepts them.

"Although there is no rule on White Valentine's Day, chocolates must be given between lovers, and thank you chocolates from family and friends can also be given to each other." Alaudi said slowly after accepting all of them.

"But White Valentine's Day is a day when the woman gives the man chocolate." He said with a sense of air.

Then he managed to see a few dull faces.

For example, Reborn's, such as Bai Yue and Spedo's.

As for Mr. Deacon and Giotto?These two are ready to suffer, as for the two in the fight?Skylark knew about it a long time ago, but Tsuna Yoshi?Even if I know it, I guess it's just a bit of entanglement and then I'm relieved.Apart from being in a dead state, he can't attack no matter how you look at it.

But there was no reason to take back the chocolates that were sent out. Alaudi didn't wait for a few people to say anything, and ignored the fighting skylark, and walked straight towards the office.

open the office door...

"...You are so welcome..." Even Reborn who was sitting on Alaudi's shoulder was speechless.

"This is not only my office, but also yours." Walking in through a narrow passage exposed among the neatly placed chocolates, Alaudi picked up a chocolate with the words 'for Reborn' and handed it to the baby so he can see better.

"It seems that some people gave a lot of chocolates. There are only so many people in the Mafia Academy, and even one person can't fill such a big office."

Originally, this was a super-large and luxurious office covering an area of ​​about 100 square meters, but now it is neatly piled up with chocolates, the height almost reaching the roof, leaving only a narrow path leading to the desk.

"There are also some chocolates that are artistically shaped. Compared with those simple chocolates, they are much larger and more fragile, so they need to be stored in a small refrigerator." Jumping off Alaudi's shoulder, Reborn pulled out a The packaging box, which was more than one meter long and nearly two meters long, was unpacked in threes and fives, revealing a refrigerator-style thing.

"Maybe there is a bomb, are you sure you want to continue unpacking?" Alaudi raised his eyebrows and successfully prevented Reborn from continuing to unpack.

"But besides chocolate, there are many good things." Reborn showed a regretful look.

"Let's leave it all to Pengo Lie." Alaudi took out his mobile phone to edit the text message, and then sent it.

Like Reborn, he is now also a member of Vongola's outside advisor, because considering that the outside advisor was built by 'Arnold', Vengley 'intentionally' let Alaudi be the boss of the outside advisor, and then Alaudi is like now After the Jiudaime's rejection as hoped, the boss of the outside consultant is now Reborn, but Alaudi's words still have a certain weight in Vengley, especially the outside consultant.

The return of the first-generation family brought Pengo Lie an absolute shock, and every member of the first-generation family, except for the 'betrayed' Wushou, still has a certain prestige in Pengo Lie.Arnold's position in Vengley became a bit subtle because of the subtle things like the cornerstone of the world involved.

It is said that the Vongola ring that he killed is gone, but it was someone else's property. This made Vengley, who has owned the Vengley ring for more than 100 years, feel a little uncomfortable. I feel like my things have been taken away. .

But no one dared to question this Yunshou for anything wrong, not only because of his great strength, but also because of the support of all the members of the first-generation family and the trust of Reborn, Feng, and all members of the next ten generations of the family. No matter how bad Pengo Lie is to Alaudi, it's hard for these people to say anything because of their face.

"Here is what Varian gave you, do you want to see it?" Reborn glanced at the most eye-catching chocolate box on Alaudi's desk.

Why is it the most eye-catching, because there is only that small box on the desk.It looks as big as a palm.

"That's a bomb." Alaudi said calmly, seeing through the essence of the chocolate box at a glance. "It will explode if you touch it, it's best not to move around."

"Tsk tsk, when did you provoke Varian?"

"I'm sure I didn't." Alaudi couldn't help but sigh at the thought of Arnold.

After all, he couldn't grasp his own happiness.

In the end, I have to clean up the mess for Arnold.

He is the main god, the law, and the machine, an intelligent brain, the machine doesn't have to think so much, he just needs to complete his task... His task is to let the people who have been tragic by Arnold now feel become happy.

"Isn't it to let them know that Cone Sheng Zero is actually another matter of you in normal time and space?" Reborn interpreted Alaudi's sigh as something else.

"maybe."

The Valentine's Day event didn't end here. The morning is not over yet. Since it is such a special festival, how could it end so easily? (Sure enough, it’s more emotional to write about Valentine’s Day)

A place like the office seemed to have become a dangerous area with an uncertain level of danger. After the two walked around, they notified the consultant outside Peng Lie's door to deal with these things and left the office.

"It's almost lunch time, let's go to the restaurant." Reborn said after checking the time.

Originally, when Alaudi and Skylark arrived at the academy, the morning classes were almost over, and now it was lunch and lunch break time.

"By the way, the wind didn't come today, didn't you make lunch?" Reborn asked.Usually, Kaze would bring him to the academy as a bento. For lunch, the three of them Alaudi, Hibari, and Kaze would eat together, and Black Panther Karl would lie on the side and doze off.

Today, not only did the wind not come, but Karl also disappeared.

"Feng didn't have time to do it. Later, I saw that he was too tired and let him rest at home." Alaudi said.

Although the three of them basically did it together, there was only one Alaudi, so it was up to whoever took the lead. This time, Feng was the main one, so Feng lay down at home, and Lark still had the strength to come to class.

The corner of Reborn's mouth twitched, very good and powerful.

"You really have the spirit."

"I take it as a compliment to my ability." Alaudi said flatly.

The corner of Reborn's mouth twitched again...

Sitting in the most luxurious box in the academy restaurant, Alaudi and Reborn were ordering food, Lark came in and saw Reborn sitting on his left, only sitting on Alaudi's right.

Lark was called by Alaudi.

Not long after, the door of the box opened again, Sawada Tsunayoshi and his guardians came over, and the box suddenly became lively.

Glancing at Reborn, who had already ordered a lot, but continued to order.

Well, Reborn called.

After the order was over, the waiter went out with the menu, and just as the door opened, three babies rushed in quickly, and took seats in the remaining three seats at a very fast speed.

Well, these three should have been unsolicited.

"kufufufu~ Pengo Lie..." Hearing this voice, Sawada looked over reflexively, but found that the deacon was looking at I.

"Bite and kill..."

Only at this time will it be rare for Yunshou and Wushou of the tenth world to cooperate.

"Senior Hibari, Muku..." Sawada wanted to cry but had no tears. "Well, Alaudi, stop them." Seeing that the luxurious restaurant is about to become a battlefield, and a meal may not be finished, Sawada can only ask for help from Alaudi, who is the only one who can control these two people.

"Muku, you go." Alaudi said without looking up.

Among these three people, there is Spedo, whose illusion is not restricted by the body. If the illusion is useless, then the three babies will be unable to do anything, and they are even easier to bully than the current Lanbo.

"Okay, young master." So, the deacon left his seat, took the collars of the three babies, and left the box gracefully.

Seeing Mukuro disappearing from sight, and then looking at the chairman sitting on Alaudi's right, putting away the duckweed crutches, folding his arms around his chest and closing his eyes to rest his mind, Sawada was very entangled.

Mukuro and Skylark, are they Alaudi's guardians or his guardians?

And isn't Alaudi the cloud guard of the first generation?Why is it not polite to deal with the first generation and Kirimori?

Muku came back soon, and the dishes just arrived.

"kufufu~ Later, I met Karl, and Karl helped to deal with it." Mukuro said.

Carl is completely free range on weekdays, but Alaudi is not likely to find it when he wants to find it.After arriving in Italy, Carl would show up for a while except when eating, and he disappeared for the rest of the time. This time it should be because it was eating time, so the thick line was drawn.

Speaking of which, Karl seems to like to have trouble with those three guys?Especially Giotto, logically speaking, it should be the two scumbags, Bai Yue and Spedo, who look less abusive, right?

Lunch went so smoothly.

During the lunch break, the office has been cleaned up by the fast-moving outside consultants. As usual, Alaudi and Lark take a nap in the office, or Lark takes a nap while Alaudi corrects homework or something.Because this office does not belong to Alaudi alone, it is an office jointly owned by Alaudi and Reborn, so Reborn is naturally also in the office.

The first class in the afternoon is the human body analysis class. The content of the teaching is to tell the most vulnerable place of the human body and how to inflict the greatest damage on the enemy with the least effort. Simply put, it is a combination of biology and physics classes in actual combat.

Originally, one or two sessions of this kind of class would be enough, but Alaudi turned from actual combat application to criminal law, how to make the opponent feel the greatest pain with the least effort, and even talked about S·M.

The first class ended without incident. During the get out of class, they received a lot of chocolates. By the way, they dismantled a bomb in a chocolate box and gave them a brief lesson on how to dismantle a bomb.

The second class started right away, this time it was a very ordinary history class, well, if this history wasn't the history of the mafia, then this history class would really be much more ordinary.

After the history class is over, school is over. Mafia Academy is not like ordinary colleges that have associations, because this is related to Mafia disputes, so I really planned to get some association founders like ordinary schools, so I had to give up this idea. up.

"What's the matter? Sawada." After Alaudi finished dealing with those little ghosts, he stepped out of the classroom and saw Sawada standing at the door of the classroom, so he asked.

"That, this..." After seeing Alaudi, the young Pengo Li blushed immediately, looking around, but he didn't dare to look at Alaudi.

"Stupid Tsunade, talk to me!" Reborn appeared, and kicked Sawada's ass, successfully kicking the boy away.

"Reborn..." The boy rubbed his butt, looking pitifully at the ghost teacher.

"Hmph, stupid gang, it's still so useless, then just give me a dead end." The answer to the young man was from the ghost animal teacher, a deadly bomb.

"Resurrection! Even with the belief that you must die, you have to make an appointment with Alaudi!"

Then the long-lost Boshan Guoben reappeared.

"Alaudi! Please have dinner with me tonight!!!" In front of him, the young man with fierce eyes and nothing but a pair of boxers stretched out his hand to him.

The situation is quite similar to when he Guoben confessed to the school flower Kyoko back then.

"If you want to join our family reunion dinner, yes, not only Muke will come, but Giotto, Bai Yue, and Spedo will also attend, and you will not be too many." Alaudi said.

"Huh????" Tsuna, who had returned to normal, looked surprised.

"Stupid Gang, you still have to learn." The baby pressed the hat to cover his extremely ugly face.

Damn, how did he not know there was a Valentine's Day party?

If Alaudi were Arnold, tonight would be a special night of Valentine's Day with only Kaze and Skylark, but Alaudi is not, and his task is to make everyone feel happy as much as possible.

Thus, Valentine's Day, a holiday spent alone with the lover, finally became a Vengley party. In the end, even the ninth generation appeared, and Varian was surprised halfway through, and almost destroyed Alaudi's residence. up.

Let's just ignore the appearance of Bai Yue who is not Peng Gelie. Anyway, the three guys were tortured to death by Karl again. Halfway through the party, they began to stand on the side.

Event Five: Operation Varian

"After Valentine's Day, the BOSS has been very irritable..." Ruslia's mother looked at her BOSS worriedly and said.

"Prince Xixixi doesn't know anything, Xixixi..."

The thing is, the bomb on Valentine’s Day is actually not from Xanxus or Varian, any member sent it, if it is from Xanxus, it will definitely appear in person, and then fall in love with Alaudi, and finally put He didn't even bother to give gifts, bombs or anything like that.

As for who gave the bomb in the name of Varian, it doesn't matter anymore. Anyway, it didn't cause any casualties or losses, right?

On Valentine's Day, Xanxus didn't know that Alaudi was related to Cone Shengling, or in other words, he didn't even know Cone Shengling's name, so when Reborn vaguely mentioned Cone Shengling's name in front of him , he didn't even know who it was.

So why is Xanxus so pissed these days?

It actually happened on the night of Valentine's Day.

The old man in Jiudaime asked him to attend some Vongola Valentine's Day party. Although it was out of class to hang out with that group of garbage, but he was annoyed by that annoying guy Ruslia, so he finally brought a bunch of them. Varian went.

The meeting place is the home of the first generation Yunshou.

For the first generation of Yunshou or something, his image of this man is only a little bit of the messy final duel in his memory and the written records in Pengo Li's history sent back from the future.But enough to make him realize how powerful this man is.

Xanxus has known about the fact that he has the same appearance as the Rainbow Son and the tenth generation Yunshou. Although it still looks strange, Xanxus is not interested in these.

Judaimu and all the guardians were present, Varian was also there, Jiudaimu was also there, even a small number of people from the consultants outside Pengo Lie's door and the first-generation baby version were also there, and the adult version of the Rainbow Sons was even more present. get together.

When these people gather together, don't expect the party to go on smoothly. It's completely taken for granted. Within a few minutes of Varian's appearance, the party turned into a scuffle.

In the end, it was Alaudi and Sawada who saved Alaudi's house from being destroyed.

Sawada froze all his guardians, including Hibari and Rokudokuku, with a zero-point breakthrough, while Alaudi wrapped a group of Varians into handcuff dumplings in an instant, and after a few tricks with Xanxus, he finally gave Xanxus a hard blow. Press the ground.

As for the fact that Carl abused three little babies so happily, everyone can ignore it.A group of Rainbow Sons and Jiudaimu are very happy to watch the show, which can also be ignored.

Chu Yun is very strong, even stronger than the first generation Giotto, which everyone tacitly knows.

It's not that Xanxus can't completely accept being knocked down by Chuyun twice.

But this method of 'pushing' him is still powerful, and even the look in his eyes after 'pushing' him is damn similar to someone! !

Sensing that some bad wind came over, as if announcing ownership, he put his arms around Alaudi's waist, and with a gentle smile, he dragged Alaudi aside.

After the hard-working Vengley logistics staff sorted out the mess caused by the fighting, the party continued.In the second half of the party, Alaudi was basically in Zefeng and Lark "showing affection", with Karl as the guard, and no one could get close.

Before the party was over, the three of them disappeared. Where did they go and what did they do? After thinking about it for a while, the relationship between Alaudi, Feng and Skylark was in the Mafia, especially Vongola There is no secret inside. Looking at the group of people who were either disappointed, or gnashing their teeth, or anxiously turning around, Kudaimo stroked his beard and smiled unfathomably.

Oh, Valentine's Day is amazing, it really is the most suitable for developing JQ...

Don't do some petty tricks, I'm sorry for the audience.