I'm bent, I'm bent! ! !

【Reaper】

"I'm back." Kurosaki Ichigo said weakly after returning home exhausted from another extraordinary day at school.

"Brother, welcome home." Ichigo's cute little sister poked her head out of the kitchen and said with a smile when she saw her brother.

"Well, tonight's dinner seems very sumptuous." Smelling the scent, Ichigo rubbed his nose, calmed down his emotions and said with a smile.

"Well, a new neighbor has moved in next door today, and he is a very handsome guy." Youzi fell into a slight nympho state at this time.

Seeing his sister's flushed cheeks and shy look, Ichigo, the eldest brother, immediately became vigilant.

Where did the wild man come from to be so obsessed with his own girl? What if he is a bad man?Even if it’s not like Ichimaru Gin and Aizen, and so on, what if there is a short boy like Shiro Toshiro, or a widower like Byakuya?

No, no, wanderer, why did you fall in love at such a young age! ! !

The more he thought about it, the more serious Ichigo's expression became.

"After a while, the new neighbors will come to our house for dinner, so I made a bigger meal." After regaining her senses, the slightly younger sister wandered and said with a smile, as if she didn't notice the strange expression of her elder brother. "About an hour ago, Dad was on a medical visit and didn't have time to come back for dinner, so today it's just the three of us entertaining our new neighbors."

"I see." Ichigo nodded with a strange expression on his face, and then went upstairs, just in time to meet another younger sister, Xia Li, who was about to go downstairs.

"Brother Yihu, you're back." Xia Li was as old as ever.

"Well, I'm back." After finishing speaking, Ichigo asked, "Xia Li, do you know the new neighbor who moved in next door?"

"Well, I know, Mr. Yamamoto. He looks about 20 years old. Although he has an iceberg face, he looks very... beautiful." Speaking of the new neighbors, although he is not like a wanderer, Huai Chun, a girl with red cheeks, Xia Li seldom showed an expression of approval. You must know that it was rare for Xia Li with the arrogant attribute to show such an expression. "Although he looked cold, he was very polite. In the afternoon, he entertained Xia Li and me for afternoon tea. The taste was very good, so you invited him to our house for dinner." When it comes to outsiders, Xia Li is also rare. I said so much at once.

Iceberg, politeness, and the very literary way of saying afternoon tea, wouldn't it be...

Ichigo's expression was slightly subtle.

Could it be Byakuya?Is he here on earthly vacation?

"Youzi, let me help you." Xia Li's voice came from downstairs.

Floating back to the room, Ichigo supported the desk, feeling extremely sad.

It's okay for the school Rukia to jump around in the school from time to time, but why... I was surprised by Aizen! ! !Ichimaru Gin, who has disappeared since the Great War, has thick lines again! ! !And he's still a teacher, isn't it? ! !

The Maoxu circle also came to join in the fun, Ulquiola, what is wrong with you?It's fine for Grimmjow to have convulsions, but why you, the current Void King, also have convulsions? ? ?Aren't you supposed to be responsible for taking home the leopard that has been taken off?You don't live your little life in the virtual circle well, and you come out to be some kind of student, so you can't think about it! !dry hair! ! ! !

"Ichigo? What's the matter?" Doll Soul looked at Orz's fallen Ichigo strangely, and asked strangely.

"It's none of your business." Grab it and press it against the ground...

Seeing the doll struggling with its paws, our four-good young man immediately felt relieved, no wonder, when you are in tragedy, the tragedy of others is the true meaning! ! !

Why?Did you have anything just now?Is there anything?Kurosaki Ichigo instantly blackened?No, absolutely no, Kurosaki Ichigo children's shoes are good children's shoes!There will never be such evil thoughts, absolutely not! ! !

Standing up blankly, after changing into a set of home clothes, Ichigo completely ignored the doll's meaningless protest, went out, and then went downstairs.

"Brother Ichigo, dinner is almost ready, and Yamamoto-san hasn't come yet, so go and call the next door." Probably hearing footsteps, Xia Li leaned half her body out of the kitchen and said.

"Well, I see." Just in time to see who this Yamamoto-san is in advance.

As far as the neighbors are concerned, only the house on the right has been vacant for two months.

When he came to the door of the courtyard next door, looking at the number plate of 'Yamamoto', Ichigo went in through the open courtyard door, came to the door and rang the doorbell.

After waiting for ten seconds, no one answered. Ichigo pressed two more times.

After going through this cycle three times, Ichigo frowned. "Aren't you home?" Ichigo murmured, and went around to the backyard.

The glass door of the backyard is open. Although it is already seven o'clock, it is dark late in summer, and it is not completely dark yet. With the not-so-faint light, Ichigo can clearly see the interior furnishings and interior decorations. What happened, very harmoniously...

"Woo...stop, stop..." Yihu Children's Shoes didn't deliberately hide himself, because the scene he saw was too shocking, he froze in place.Obviously, the people inside also noticed his arrival.

"It turns out that you are also shy..." The tone was obviously flat, but it became a little ambiguous after matching this picture. Although the silver-haired man spoke the "bird language" that Ichigo's shoes could not understand, but the blonde The one who spoke real modern Japanese. "Obviously you asked for it first, you want me to stop at this time?"

As the blond man said so, he grabbed the hand of the silver-haired man pushing his chest with one hand, stood up suddenly from the sofa, pressed the man on the coffee table, raised his hands above his head to fix it, and the silver-haired man's legs also He lifted it up naturally and put it on the shoulder of the blond man.

From this angle, Ichigo Children's Shoes can clearly see the place where the two of them intersect.

"It seems that there is an audience, you are more enthusiastic..." Biting on the silver-haired man's Adam's apple, Yihu children's shoes could clearly hear the seductive shenyin, "Here, hold me really tight Tight." The blond's other hand slid to where they met.

Yihu's throat tightened, and he swallowed slowly.

The two men, for men, are both overly beautiful, one with silver hair and golden eyes, and the other with blonde hair and blue eyes.Although they are all beautiful men, their temperaments are completely different, the silver hair is enchanting and charming, and the blond hair is cold and fiery.The entanglement of two fair and good-looking same-sex bodies does not make people feel sick, but has an unusually beautiful feeling. Every drop of sweat slips across the skin, and every breath is touching. .

As if aware of Ichigo's overzealous comment on children's shoes, the blond man glanced at Ichigo, his eyes were as blue as the sky, and his eyes were covered with mist due to passion at this time, and the corners of his eyes were slanted. Dan Fengyan's eyes, making such a gesture, although it is a wink, is more like a winking movement, which is indescribably seductive.

However, Ichigo finally regained consciousness because of this glance, and quickly slipped away.

"Don't worry so early." The blond man, that is, Alaudi, let go of the silver-haired man, that is, Zeus' Adam's apple, and said in a flat tone, lowering his eyes, and the blue eyes were also full of indifference.

"Fuck me to death if you have the ability." Zeus gritted his teeth and said fiercely.

It's obvious that it's back to its peak strength, it's fine, it's in its best state, why is Mao still pushed down?Moreover, this guy is much more skilled than before, and he definitely harmed many people again.

"Fuck you to death? How can you be willing?" Raising his head and facing Zeus, Alaudi raised his eyebrows. "But it's more than enough to knock you out..."

(Next is the time for adults, if you are underage, please do not see or listen to evil)

"Brother Ichigo? What's the matter?" Xia Li asked a little strangely when she saw her elder brother running back with a red face (Ichigo: I'm only 17 years old!!!).

"No, it's nothing..." Shaking his head, he quickly got the picture out of his mind, and Ichigo stammered.

"Really..." Xia Li didn't seem to believe it at all. "By the way, didn't you ask Yamamoto-san to come over? Dinner is almost ready."

"That, that, Yamamoto...he said he was busy and couldn't get away." Ichigo stammered and temporarily made up an excuse, but when it came to this new neighbor, Ichigo would inevitably recall that scene again, and then Thinking of that seductive glance at the end, his face blushed again.

"Really? If it's not too long, let's wait a while. Youzi is cooking soup, and it will take a while." Xia Li nodded, and went into the kitchen again without looking at her eldest brother's strange expression.

Ichigo breathed a sigh of relief, quickly went upstairs, and entered the room.

"Yi..." Before Hun could say a word, Ichigo directly took out the Yihun Pill.

The world is now clean.

About a quarter of an hour later, there was a knock on Ichigo's door.

"Brother Ichigo, Yamamoto-san is here. The meal is ready, come down and eat." It was Xia Li who knocked on the door.

"Well, I see." Ichigo didn't know whether he should relax or be nervous.

He breathed a sigh of relief because the other party came, and Youzi and Xia Li would not pass by, or let him pass by again. Seeing that scene, he was nervous because he had just witnessed such a scene and was noticed by the other party. He didn't know how to face it. right.

When Ichigo came down, two girls from his family had already sat at the dinner table, and the other one was not from his own family, but the blond man.

Well, he should have guessed it, because Xia Li said he was a man with a cold face.

"Yamamoto-kun, this is Ichigo and Xia Li's brother, ah, I forgot, you just met." Youzi knocked his head, smiled naturally, cute and cute, if there is A dumbass would be even better.

"Ah." Alaudi replied, although it was cold, but it was strange that it would not make people feel impolite or that he was too arrogant.

After a meal, Ichigo ate very little because of nervousness, and didn't dare to look at Alaudi at all, but his two sisters had a very happy chat with each other, from some family chores to ideals, and finally to work.

"The job has not been determined yet, but I am willing to teach in No. [-] Middle School." Alaudi said lightly.

"No. [-] Middle School? Isn't it my brother's school? And No. [-] Middle School doesn't have a junior high school, only a high school. In other words, Yamamoto-kun may become my brother's teacher in the future." Youzi said so naturally.

"Speaking of which, Yamamoto-san is actually a teacher? What subjects do you teach?" Xia Li paid attention to something completely different.

"English."

"It's amazing, my English is not good enough to speak at all." You Zi said.

"Brother Yihu? What's the matter with you?" Xia Li noticed that there was something wrong with Yihu's expression, "Is it because you are not feeling well? Since you came back, your expression has not looked very good. Could it be that you have a fever?"

"Huh? Fever? Onisan..." Youzi immediately looked over worriedly.

"It's nothing, I'm just a little tired." Ichigo, who was named, was taken aback, and said quickly.

"Really, then you and I will wash up after dinner, and you should go to bed early." Although Xia Li is arrogant, she is still very considerate of her family.

"Ah, yes." Ichigo replied with a dazed expression, but he was thinking about the news that Alaudi was going to teach at No. [-] Middle School.

Aizan, Ichimaru Gin, Ulquiola, Grimmjow, and Rukia's power can be regarded as negligible. A beautiful person like Yamamoto is really a man among such monsters?

However, Ichigo thinks that among these few people, none of them are interested in human beings, and they don't pay much attention to beauty. As far as he can feel, the other party seems to be just an ordinary person, an ordinary gay with a little prettiness. That's all, although whether he is more beautiful than a woman or he is gay, they are not ordinary enough.

After dinner, Alaudi went back.

But do you really think Alaudi ended the sex so early after boasting like that? In 15 minutes, I still can't faint Zeus, the king of gods.

Of course, the person who comes to Kurosaki's house for dinner is just a clone. Whether it's a clone technique or something like 'hallucination', it's a good thing.

As for the Lord?Of course he is still struggling with Zeus.It is estimated that it will not stop overnight.

On the second day, when Ichigo's children's shoes were covered with a thick line of dark circles, both sisters were shocked.

"During the middle of sleep last night, I suddenly remembered that I didn't do my homework, so I got up to do my homework." Ichigo made such an excuse.

"Really, brother, how could you forget to do your homework." So Younger Sister Youzi really believed in this ridiculous interface.

"Sure enough, he's an idiot, he even forgot to do his homework." Not only did the natural wanderer believe it, but the arrogant Xia Li also believed it?

The first period in the morning was the Mandarin class taught by Ichimaru Gin. Ichigo, who was still a little drowsy, was startled when he saw Ichimaru Gin's weird fox smile, and his mind was completely clear, which was more effective than drinking coffee.

What's more painful is still to come. Immediately after Ichimaru's class is Aizen's math class. Taking advantage of the class to relax for a while, Ichigo cheered up to deal with this boss who always likes to find fault with him .

In other words, isn't Aizen sentenced to be exiled to the bottom of hell forever? It stands to reason that he should be the one to blame. Why can he still escape?Also, does he not care if he ran out and wandered around the world of corpses and souls?Won't King Ling deal with it?Is this really a man?

Glancing at the rear seat on the left.

It is said that Grimmjow went somewhere after class, and he hasn't come back yet.

Another glance at Ulquiorra on the left.

Although it still looks like a face with a paralyzed face, it seems a little absent-minded?

Look at Rukia on the right again...

That's fine, it's normal.

In the afternoon, there is neither Mandarin class nor mathematics class. This is the most fortunate thing for Yihu Children's Shoes. After taking advantage of the lunch break to sleep for a while, Yihu Children's Shoes also spent the afternoon class in sleep, and was very lucky not to be caught The bald dipper of the history teacher found out that it can be said that without the boss to exercise his heart, the air is much better.

As for Ulquiorra?Well, apart from being terrifyingly powerful, as long as he is not an enemy, as a classmate, his sense of existence is very low, the kind that Ichigo will ignore occasionally if he is not careful.

I fell asleep until school was over, feeling refreshed.

Bid farewell to Inoue and others as usual, and even Rukia returned to the Kuchiki family's residence in this world.

It was specially arranged by Byakuya after he learned that Rukia would stay in this world for a year. He couldn't let his younger sister live with a boy all the time.Bai Zai is actually not optimistic about this 'brother-in-law', even A Sanjing is much better than Ichigo, a half-hearted agent of death.

But today is a little different from yesterday. Although Grimmjow was absent from class for most of the day yesterday, Ulquiola went straight to a place where no one was around after school and went back to the circle.

After realizing that someone was following him all the way, Ichigo turned around and found that it was Ulquiorra, feeling strange at once.

"Well, Ulquiola, what are you doing with me?" Our four good boys stopped and asked strangely.

"It's just on the way." Ulquiola, who was wearing a school uniform, didn't stop at all, and said after passing Ichigo.

"By the way? Did you buy a house in this world?" Ichigo became even more strange. He took a few steps and caught up with him. After catching up, he slowed down and walked side by side with Ulquiorra.

Because he has never really faced this enemy so far, so Ichigo is not very wary of Ulquiorra.

Xu’s words are not all bad guys, right? Occasionally there are still some good ones. Obviously, Ichigo returned Ulquiorra who always prevented Grimmjow from destroying everywhere, and prevented Grimmjow from killing lives countless times. Class to the 'good imaginary' column.

Ichigo also met a few times before the Pomian Nilu who runs the virtual circle in the real world industry, and Ichigo has left a good image of this gentle lady after several encounters.

"No." Obviously, Ulquiola didn't intend to say more, and Ichigo himself was not a talkative person, so he fell silent.

I was speechless all the way, until Ichigo children's shoes arrived home, and turned around to talk to Ulquiola, but saw that the other party walked forward without looking back, and then stopped in front of the door next door.

"Ulquiorra, you won't..." Before Ichigo finished speaking in surprise, he saw the other party put his hand on the courtyard door, and the originally invisible barrier slowly appeared when he touched it, It became visible to the naked eye, and then a hole appeared centering on the part touched by Ur, until the hole was wide enough for Ur to pass through, Ulquiorra stepped forward and walked in without hesitation.

The next thing was invisible to Ichigo. Ulquiorra disappeared after entering the enchantment. From this, it can be seen that it should be an enchantment with illusion effect, if it is not broken , you can't hear or see what's going on inside.

Anxiously waiting until the next day, when the first class began, Ichigo almost stared at the people who walked into the classroom and walked up to the podium.

"From today onwards, I will be your English teacher, Moto Liaozhai Shigekuni Yamamoto." Putting down the textbook, Alaudi said lightly. "You can also call me Teacher Alaudi." Then he added.

It's normal for an English teacher to have an English name or something, except because the new English teacher is a handsome guy, after a while of restlessness in the class, he didn't think there was anything wrong with the name.

"C'mon, put on a show." Grimmjow, who rarely sat peacefully in his seat, said in a chirping voice, but it's not hard to see that Leopard is actually in a good mood today.

"Well, Ulquiorra..." After class, Ichigo hurriedly stopped Ulquiorra who was about to leave.

"Kurosaki Ichigo, what's the matter." After habitually calling the other party's full name, Ulquiorra said with a paralyzed face. Out of the corner of his eye, Grimmjow could see Grimmjow leaving the classroom and following the departing Alaudi.

"Well, Yamamoto-san, do you know Yamamoto-san?" Ichigo asked suspiciously.

"That's my father." With a single word from Wuer, Yihulei's outside was scorched and his inside was tender.

Father father, Ulquiola's father...

This is the only sentence left in Ichigo's mind...

Leaving aside Ichigo's children's shoes, which was brain dead, Ulquiola left the classroom unhurriedly and walked towards the office.

The teachers' office of No. [-] Middle School is group-style, with four people sharing one room. Alaudi came in, and he was naturally arranged in the same room with Aizen and Teacher Ichimaru. As for another vacancy?At present, there is no teacher in No. [-] Middle School who has the courage to settle in.

Before Aizen and Ichimaru settled in this office, this office was still a simple office.But now.

Although the simple style is still maintained, the original cement floor is pasted with black marble tiles, the walls are also repainted, the ordinary light tubes are replaced with simple ceiling lights, and the desks are replaced with new ones, and there are more A soft white sofa.

Although it looks monotonous and simple, whether it is marble tiles, ceiling lamps or desks, they are all valuable. The legendary "brand-name goods", although the space should be as big as it is, but there are some real decorations products and the like.

At the time when Lan Ran could hardly afford the snacks in Chongguo back then, he tried his best to strengthen himself. He was engaged in politics and research at the same time as he was in business, and he had a part of his property in both the soul world and the present world. .

As for why not be his general manager and come to Karakura Town to be a middle school teacher?

It's all out of the mentality of being tragic by Ichigo Xiaoqiang at the beginning, and now I want to make a tragedy of Ichigo Xiaoqiang.

Silver came with him because he thought it was fun. As for Grimmjow and Ulquiorra?Aizen is not so clear.

Now, in this luxurious office, on that creamy white sofa, the silver-haired man is rolling boredly.

"Ah~~~ It's so boring, so boring, it's so boring if Chong Guojiang is not here." As he muttered, Zeus was rolling around on the sofa that could be used as a bed when he was putting together.

"If you're bored, Zeus-san can go back to Greece, where there are many beauties and handsome men for your entertainment." Aizan, who happened to have no class all morning, dealt with the god with a smile.

"No~~~ I want to be with Zhong Guojiang, and have sex with Chong Guojiang." Zeus laughed like a fox.

Aizen's smile froze unnaturally for a moment, and then continued to laugh, "It turns out that the Greek God King likes to be suppressed by men." Then he fought back with a smile.

"I hate it, it's not that Chong Guojiang's force value is too high, so I can't push him down~~~ I like Chong Guojiang, so it doesn't matter if I get pushed down by Chong Guojiang occasionally." Zeus played his role With the thick-skinned skill of the god king, he smiled and fought back without pain or itching.

"Then I will be careful not to be attacked by you." At this time, Alaudi just came back, raised his eyebrows, and said in a calm tone.

"Chong Guojiang~~~~" Zeus jumped up from the sofa as if he didn't hear it, and then swooped over, "Chong Guojiang, I'm so bored, why don't I come to No. [-] Middle School as a teacher too." Obviously He was a few centimeters taller than Alaudi, but it would not be too unsuitable for such a big person to hang on Alaudi, mainly because his face was too feminine.

According to Aizen's words, he was born with a suppressed appearance.

"Oh yeah, the relationship between the captain and Zeus-san is so good." It was actually a special force, Chongguo's 'die-hard' Dangshimaru Ginko, who was smiling and adding fuel to the flames. (Yinzi in the original book is dead, so let’s complete it here. Yinzi is not CP, Aizen can be CP but it conflicts with Alaudi’s general attack attribute, so it’s impossible for Alaudi to accept all kinds of ups and downs, but Aizen’s experience is too much I'm disillusioned, so let's just leave it there for now, there won't be any mutual attacks, and Alaudi will definitely attack!!! [Although I was often complained about by the protagonist's various curses in the past, it was always my fault ←.←, But everyone should know that Mr. Egg is now playing the role of the protagonist, the protagonist's absolute offensive attribute!!! The kind without counterattack!])

"You are a teacher, teaching Greek? Do you know how to teach students?" Alaudi raised his eyebrows and asked a series of questions.

Zeus was not hit by Alaudi, he gnawed on Alaudi's mouth, as if declaring ownership.

"Public places." Alaudi said, kicking the faceless God King flying away, and holding down Ge Li who was about to explode with one hand. "You can play whatever you want after you get home, tentacles, S.M, or electric shocks, binding, restraint, it's best if you can't get out of bed for three days." Your speech is the most powerful, right?

Didn't expect Alaudi to be so fierce Aizen was silent on the bed.

"Oh, it's better to bring Grimmjow and Ulquiorra 4P." Silver continued to add fuel to the fire. "By the way, there is also Kuchiki-kun, the captain of your vice-team, huh? No, he should be called the captain of Kuchiki now, and the captain of the sixth team can also consider joining~" In fact, Yinzi is the most I like the appearance of the captain's child. He is so small that he can hold it high. He looks like a tsundere queen. "Speaking of which, it seems that the soul world doesn't know about the return of the captain. If the royal family knows, it will be very interesting." Yin continued to laugh, laughing like a fox.

"Over there, I think it's better if I don't show up for the time being. As for the royal family, I went there and it's all right now." Alaudi said calmly.

Because Alaudi is not a heavy country, even if Bai Lian sees Alaudi, he won't feel anything. Rao, this Alaudi is a 'genuine product', but after all he is not a heavy country, and that seal was laid by 'Arnold' himself at that time Yes, there will be no problem.

"However, I think that even if the captain doesn't intend to appear in the soul world, as long as he is in Karakura Town, he will be noticed sooner or later. The one who didn't lose his memory at the beginning was located in Karakura Town, and the agent of the god of death, Kurosaki Ichigo. Kisuke Urahara, who is very familiar with Rukia Kuchiki, the adopted daughter of the Kuchiki family, and Yoichi Shifuin are also included." Not seeing the expected change of face, Ginko curled his lips in disappointment, and that annoying smile disappeared. , it has become a bit cute. "After Sifengyuan Yeyi learned that he was innocent, he ran very diligently between the world of corpses and souls."

"I only have one, they look at the score." In fact, Alaudi wants to say that he only has one jj, they look at it.

When you love to the extreme, you long for deeper contact. Doing AI is a way of expressing this. Alaudi, like 'Arnold', is generally a materialist, and they behave more than ordinary people about this kind of thing. To come directly.However, considering that it does not fit the image of "Chongguo", he did not say it.

(Under the assimilation of 'Arnold', Mr. Egg has become more and more unscrupulous)