Bear infested attention!

On the fifth night of the holiday, Xiang Yangyuan hid in the kitchen and gnawed chicken feet secretly, when he suddenly heard his mother on the phone in the living room, warmly inviting Aunt Li downstairs to come and visit.

Quietly abandoning the delicious food, Xiang Yangyuan changed his clothes as quickly as he could in his life, took some change and slipped out of the house.

My mother was aware of the details, and stopped him by name and surname: "Xiang Yangyuan, where are you going?"

"Go to... the supermarket to buy something."

"Can't we go tomorrow?"

"Urgent." Xiang Yangyuan was afraid of missing the best time to escape, so he decided to cut the nonsense and open the door neatly.

Aunt Li came towards her with a pleasant smile, and raised her hand to ring the doorbell.

"Ah! Yang Yuan is also at home!"

"...Li...A...Aunt...Okay..."

"What? Going out?"

"Uh...no...Auntie, come in and sit down!"

"Why have you lost so much weight? Work is hard, right? Pay attention to your body!"

"Hehehe, thank you, auntie, for your concern."

In fact, Aunt Li is a good person, and Xiang Yangyuan doesn't hate her.

What he was afraid of avoiding was nothing more than after some chatting...

"Hey, by the way, does Yang Yuan have a girlfriend?"

Alas, sure enough, I can't escape this kind of mental torture every time.

Xiang Yangyuan is a kind child, even though his mind is full of horses, "Why is this problem again? Can you have something new? Do I look like someone who has a girlfriend? I work 25 hours a day. What is a girlfriend? Ah, I don’t have time to study at all.” But he still replied politely: “No.”

Aunt Li didn't believe it: "How could there be no? Don't be embarrassed to say it? Isn't it too beautiful to hide?"

"Of course not." Girlfriend is not a little yellow book, how can you say that you can hide it if you hide it...

"Oh, it must be that there are too many girls chasing you, you are too picky, right?"

"How is it possible!" Oh no, why should I belittle myself?

"Really not? Your parents don't urge you? You're not too young, it's time to hurry up! Look at Xiao Dan and Xiao Bi downstairs, they are about the same age as you, and they have children."

"I think it's pretty good now..." Xiaodan Xiaobi didn't seem very happy either. When we met, he said that he regretted not taking safety measures at the beginning. As a result, he was so exhausted from taking care of the children that he could only sleep three a day. hours, harder than his night shift.

"Anyway, you can't be a bachelor! Yangyuan, don't worry, Auntie knows such a good girl. I will definitely pay attention to you."

In other words, Xiang Yangyuan could still go in and out of his left ear and out of his right ear, plausibly perfunctory, but only the last sentence, he immediately felt a chill down his back when he heard it, shaking his head and waving his hands anxiously: "No need, Auntie, I'm not in a hurry, and besides, I'm working out of town, so long-distance relationships are unreliable."

He kept nibbling sunflower seeds to his mother without interrupting, and said coolly: "I don't mind if you resign and come back."

"..."

Xiang Yangyuan broke out in a cold sweat, and looked at his mother with help-seeking eyes: Mom, it's fine if you don't help, don't tear down my bank?

Xiang's mother and Xiang Yangyuan looked at each other for a moment, their eyes flashed brightly, and they turned their heads decisively: "Mr. Li, then we will entrust you to Yangyuan's lifelong affairs."

Aunt Li said happily: "No problem! It's on me!"

"..." Xiang Yangyuan wanted to cry without tears, thinking sadly and fortunately, fortunately, I can go back to the police station in two days, I hope God will bless me and let me escape this catastrophe, I don't want a blind date.

However, Comrade Xiang Yangyuan, someone introduces you to a partner to make you fall in love, not to introduce you to a client to sell yourself, don't you—don't you feel that you are a little overreacted?

Facts have proved that Xiang Yangyuan is really an overly optimistic and dull child, because the next evening, when his mother proposed to go out for a parent-child meal with him, he was moved and thought it was the brilliance of maternal love, so he agreed.

It wasn't until the two of them went to the restaurant and entered the private room that Xiang Yangyuan began to review his IQ.

Parent-child meal──This kind of suspicious name sounds tricky. I have been a policeman for two years, why am I still not vigilant at all.

"Xiao Xiang, this is Xiao Zhu, a student my aunt took before. She joined a foreign bank just after graduating from university. She is a very good girl!" When Aunt Li saw Xiang Yangyuan appearing, she looked like a hungry wolf... loving He glanced at him, stretched out his hand and dragged him to sit next to him, and hurriedly introduced to the two young men and women on the left and right: "Xiao Zhu, this is Xiao Xiang who lives upstairs from me. He joined the public security system right after he graduated from university. , is a very good young man!"

Xiang Yangyuan thought silently in his heart, since he is a Chinese teacher, do he even have to use parallel sentences when introducing objects?

Sigh, I haven't been with a normal girl for a long time, how can I start the conversation without being rude or lewd?

Miss Xiao Zhu was far less reserved than Xiang Yang Yuan, after greeting her mother, she rushed to Yang Yuan with a smile and said, "Hello, my name is Zhu Qingmei."

"You, hello..." Xiang Yangyuan quickly pulled back his messy thoughts, tried to pull out a smile, and said, "My name is Xiangtang──uh, Yangyuan."

Mom's eyes could kill, Xiang Yangyuan felt a lot of pressure.

Mom Xiang and Aunt Li quickly found a bad excuse to leave, leaving the two young people to "cultivate their relationship".In the huge private room, Xiang Yangyuan stared awkwardly at Miss Zhu, and finally chose to bury his head in his meal.

It's strange, I feel a little inexplicably guilty.

"You look really hungry, haven't you eaten all day?" Miss Zhu couldn't hold back, and took the initiative to break the dull atmosphere.

"Yeah." Xiang Yangyuan cleared his throat nervously, and said, "I still want to eat something, don't be too polite."

What a stay!Zhu Qingmei gave him an annoyed look and said, "I'm full, I have no appetite."

"Oh." Xiang Yangyuan thought for a while, and kindly suggested: "How about, I'll buy you Jianweixiaoshi tablets."

"..."

Looking at the girl's complicated expression, Xiang Yangyuan felt very ashamed.

──Hey, if Xiong Haoran, that gloating and heartless guy, was here, he would definitely die laughing.

──Yes, his character is so bad, he will only treat it as a joke, and don't care at all.

──Which one of my tendons made a mistake, and I still expect him to be jealous.

──Bah, bah, who expects him to be jealous, we are just colleagues!What does my blind date have to do with him!

──But the last time I saw him with Xie Jingdi, didn't I feel sour...

──Ah, what a mess, what am I thinking about!

Zhuqingmei couldn't hold back anymore, and said helplessly: "Xiang Yangyuan, you've been poking rice and staring in a daze, do I look scary?"

Xiang Yangyuan recovered from his chaotic thoughts, embarrassed, quickly put down his chopsticks, and said, "No, you, what else do you want to eat, you're welcome..."

"..."